Mistletoe Kisses and Yuletide Joy

MISTLETOE KISSES AND YULETIDE JOY

A box of Christmas Delights

by

Jo Beverley

Bestselling author
of 35 novels and many novellas.

M
ember of the Romance Writers of America Hall of Fame

© 2013 by Jo Beverley.

All rights reserved
.

Table of Contents

A GIFT OF LI
GHT

A
pair of cats and a pair of servants connect a lonely woman with a rake who doesn't like Christmas.

(First published in 1996 in
The Christmas Cat.)

THE CHRISTMAS WEDDING GAMBIT

A spinster on the shelf seizes her opportunity to win a handsome lord as husband.

(Freely available on my website for many years.)

STAR OF WONDER

It's December
999 AD and England is plagued by Viking invaders whilst many fear that the end of the world is on hand. Amid this mayhem Hera of Froxton returns from her convent to her home to find loss, chaos, and the man who broke her heart by marrying another.

(Published in 1999 in the anthology
Star of Wonder
as "
Day of Wrath
.")

CHRISTMAS IN THE REGENCY

A short essay
on what Christmas was really like in Regency times.

SEASONAL RECIPES

Modern
and period recipes for Christmas and other winter foods.

OTHER CHRISTMAS STORIES

A list of Jo Beverley's other Christmas stories.

OTHER WORK BY JO BEVERLEY

Information about Jo Beverley's other work.

A novella set in Regency times.

Kitty Mayhew is in mourning,
and planning a quiet Christmas until a pair of cats bring her into conflict with an alarming neighbor.

Chapter One

London
, December, 1814

"Sherry, do stop that noise!"

Kitty Mayhew was settled in her favorite wing chair, feet close to the fire, mending the tapestry work on one of her mother's chair-seats. The tiny stitches required all her concentration and she glanced up with a frown.

Her small, white cat ignored her, continuing to weave through the legs of a chair as if afflicted by fleas, yowling plaintively. There were no fleas -- Kitty had checked her a dozen times in the past two days. She hadn't found any other problem, either. The cat clearly needed attention, however, so Kitty put her sewing aside and went to pick her up.

At her approach, Sherry crouched down, thrusting her rump at her, and making a peculiar growling kind of noise.

"Sherry...." When Kitty bent to pick her up, the cat leaped away and turned, almost as if about to scratch. "Sherry!"

Pol Cooper, a solid, round-cheeked young girl with bubbling mousy hair, came in with the tea tray.
"Is something the matter, miss?" she asked in her Kentish accent.

"
I don't know." Sherry was now on the carpet in front of the fire, but instead of curling there contentedly as usual, she was writhing and making that strange sound that was more of a growl than a purr.

Pol cast a quizzical look at the cat, shook her head, and put down the tray.
"Sit you down, Miss Kitty, and have a nice cup of tea."

"
Perhaps Sherry's missing Mama," said Kitty, returning to her chair. "She was her cat really."

"
It's been two months, miss, and she's only been like this for days."

"
It takes time for the permanence of loss to sink in." Smoothing her black mourning gown, Kitty knew she was really speaking of herself.

Pol poured the tea, adding milk and sugar to Kitty's taste, and bringing it to her.
"I don't think cats are like that, miss."

"
You're doubtless right. Do sit and have tea with me, Pol."

Pol obligingly poured herself a cup and sat in an upright chair. This had become a routine with them.

Kitty normally had three servants in her London house -- Mr. and Mrs. Triscott, who served as cook-housekeeper and butler -- and Pol, who was maid of all work. However, she had given the Triscotts permission to spend the Christmas season with their daughter, who'd married a well-to-do farmer down near Aylesbury.

So close to her mother's death, Kitty would be living quietly and Pol would be able to do all that was necessary, and Pol had come here from a charity home. She had no family.

Within days Kitty had decided it was silly to have Pol living alone in the servant's quarters and herself rattling in the three-story house, so they'd begun this practice of sharing their tea and their simple meals. But, unspoken, certain rules had been decided upon -- mainly by the maid.

Pol would prepare as if they were to drink and eat together, but she would not actually do so unless invited.

Pol would take tea with her employer, but she would not sit in an upholstered chair, which she considered the family chairs.

Pol would take dinner with Kitty, but she would still serve the food, acting as maid.

Also, Pol never initiated a topic of conversation.

"
So," said Kitty, a little soothed by the tea, "what do you think is the matter with Sherry? Could she be sick?"

Sipping, Pol looked at Kitty over the rim of the cup.
"Truth to tell, Miss Kitty, I think she's in heat."

"
Too hot? But she likes to be by the fire."

"
In
heat,
miss." Pol drank more tea, her brow slightly furrowed. "Wanting to have kittens, like."

"
Wanting to..." Kitty stared at her cat, who for the moment was calm and relaxed. "But she's not the slightest bit bigger."

Pol sighed.
"She's wanting to get in the family way, miss. She's wanting to meet a tom cat and let him have his wicked way with her. I'm not saying she wants
kittens
any more than most females want babies when they're wanting. But she's wanting."

Kitty put down her cup, feeling foolish not to have thought of it herself.
"I suppose cats come into season like other animals. Is that how they behave?"

"
Reckon so, miss. There were any number of cats around the home."

"
But she's so young. If it's so, it's so. Do you know how long this condition will last?"

Pol stood up and refilled both their cups.
"I'm not rightly sure, miss. At the home, there were always toms about, you see, and it wuz taken care of naturally, and then there were kittens to drown."

Kitty took her re-filled cup, slack with dismay. Not only was her pretty little cat behaving like the cheapest whore, but she could end up with unwanted kittens.

She remembered how entrancing Sherry had been as a tiny, large-eyed kitten. Could she bear to order such helpless creatures killed? She could never keep them all, however, and she knew how hard it was to find homes for them.

Kitty's mother had acquired Sherry from just such a misbegotten clutch, driven by impulse in the period after her husband's death. The ball of white fur had been a comfort to them both, and then comfort for Kitty when her mother had followed her father all too soon. She didn't think she could depend on there being enough grieving families to provide homes for Sherry's offspring.

She sipped her tea. "At least there is no chance of kittens without a tom about."

"
Beggin' your pardon, miss, but haven't you heard the caterwaul the past few nights?"

"
What caterwaul?"

"
Well, I suppose you're at the front and I'm at the back. There's any number of toms hanging around arguing over her."

"
Arguing...? Now you mention it, I have heard something. I thought it was merely some drunken revelers in a nearby street. How terrible. We must be very sure she doesn't get out."

Pol put down her cup, grinning.
"She's going to like that just as much as any lovesick young lady would."

"
Oh, dear."

Pol chuckled then gathered the cups, picked up the tray, and returned below stairs.

Kitty picked up her needlework, but fretted over her poor cat. Sprawled in front of the sparking log fire, pure white and delicate, Sherry looked so young and innocent. The image of screeching males fighting over the right to violate her was positively appalling. It was like something from the most barbaric periods of human history.

The house was secure, she assured herself, especially now all the windows were closed for the winter. She would check before going to bed tonight, however, and make sure that no chink remained to allow rapacious barbarians to invade.

Then Sherry began to writhe again. A little while ago Kitty might have thought the cat was dreaming, or trying to scratch an itch. Now the movements could only be seen as voluptuous.

"
Really, Sherry! Behave yourself."

How long would this go on? Perhaps there was a medicine for it, but Kitty wasn't sure she could bring herself to ask Dr. Whitworth about such a thing. She considered herself a well-educated woman, for both her parents had been scholars. She'd thought herself beyond being missish, but this situation was distinctly embarrassing.

As Sherry began to croon to herself, Kitty looked away thankful that women were not plagued with such urges.

Then she remembered Pol's comment about lovesick young ladies. Of course the cat was not
love
sick. Kitty didn't really have a word for the state the cat was in. She did, however, have some friends who'd behaved in very silly ways when they thought themselves in love.

Not herself, of course. Life with her parents and their scholarly friends had avoided the peaks and valleys of romanticism.

She had encountered some supposed rakes, but they'd always seemed silly fellows, too full of their own importance. Her friends had been inclined to sigh at the sight of a red coat, but military men had never turned her wits. Even the dashing Lord Byron, whom she'd met on a number of occasions, had not made her heart vary its regular beat.

With his looks, that is.

She had enjoyed his readings of his poetry, and felt a stir over the forbidden passions in
The Bride of Abydos
. To risk death for love, however, hadn't appealed to her even when younger, and the lovers' tragic fate had confirmed her opinion.

In real life she'd been comfortable with her lack of stirring interest in gentlemen, but in her current situation it was difficult. She was a lonely woman with a comfortable property, and undoubtedly should marry once her mourning was over.

But whom?

Having lived here in
Suffolk Street all her life, she was surrounded by friends, but they were mostly friends of her parents. The daughters had married, and the sons had left to pursue professions. The few younger gentlemen in nearby houses didn't appeal. Charles Hendon was a glutton, Simon Frobisher of poor health, and Sixtus Penge shared his opinions on any and all subjects at length whenever he could trap an audience.

It was clear, in fact, why they were unclaimed, and Kitty had wondered now and then what that said about her. Being the only child of scholars had made her something of a blue-stocking, and she preferred quiet entertainments to rowdy one. Did that make her unpalatable to all?

She knew her pale skin and hair and slender build could make her seem frail, but anyone around here would know she'd never been ill in her life. Not even a cold.

She'd inherited all her parents' property, including the lease to this three-story house. Such wealth would buy her a husband, but she wouldn't marry just anyone. At the same time, it was clearly ridiculous for a single lady to live here alone with four bedrooms, a handsome dining room, a spacious drawing room, and ample servants' quarters.

Was a single lady supposed to move to cramped quarters simple to be appropriately housed?

Realizing that she'd not set a stitch for many minutes, Kitty restlessly put the needlework aside. She rose to pace the small room she had made her refuge when she found the drawing room too large. This had been the family dining room -- a small, easily-heated space with a round table that could include a couple of guests. She'd brought in one comfortable chair and had it placed by the fireside and was now perfectly suited.

In truth, this was all the space needed -- a small parlor for sitting and dining, and a small bedchamber with a small bed, suitable for an old maid.

That was a miserable prospect.

She had thought of turning the house into sets of rooms which she could rent out to suitable ladies. That would use the space and perhaps provide a certain amount of companionship. It made sense, but Kitty was not ready to rip her lovely home apart.

That brought her back to marriage, preferably to a man who didn't have a house of his own so she wouldn't have to leave here. Not, however, a penniless fortune hunter or a wastrel.

She had no idea how to go about acquiring such a husband, for she'd never attracted many suitors.

She looked in the mirror, wondering if she should learn to apply rouge. Poets always seemed to admire rosy cheeks, and admire blushing maidens. Was she to dye her pale hair as well?

Black wasn't helping matters, but she didn't think the grays and lilacs of half-mourning would be much better. Pink had always been her most flattering color, seeming to reflect a little into her face.

And, of course, she was too tall and thin. She'd often thought that if she could squash herself down six inches, she'd be much improved. As it was, she had inches on many gentlemen, which didn't seem to please them, and nor did her lack of womanly curves.

Her breasts were small, her hips narrow. Her mother had assured her that she had been just the same until giving birth, and that she'd given birth easily. That was all very well, but she could hardly advertise the fact.

She could quite see that any gentleman would hesitate to think of marriage with a woman who looked likely to faint from weak blood, die giving birth to their first child, or be an invalid all her days.

Byron had sometimes amused small gatherings by extemporary verses, often flattering lines to a lady. He'd once directed some at her, likening her to the moon and including the words delicate and unearthly. She had only just managed not to point out that whilst moonlight was insubstantial, the moon was all rock.

She pushed all thought of the future away, for it didn't need to be faced until her mourning was over. Sherry's situation, on the other hand, was immediate.