Model Menace 2 (9 page)

I yawned and rubbed my eyes. “I’m not sure they did,” I admitted, “and I hope they didn’t. But still—let’s keep a careful eye on the two of them tomorrow.”

“I
think we should do a dramatic eye,” Bess suggested, holding up an example from one of her fashion magazines, as all of the bridesmaids bustled around getting ready in Syd’s hotel suite. “I’m thinking a smokey eye, in plum. That will really make your brown eyes pop.”

“Oh, oh, I disagree,” Deb Camden suddenly broke in, sweeping over to us out of nowhere. She took a look at the subject with a frown. “Did you see those pictures of Charlize Theron at the Oscars in
Us Weekly
? She did a subtle eye and a pop of color on the cheeks and lips. And she looked, you know—” She giggled. “She looked like Charlize Theron, which means
fabulous
!”

Bess turned to Deb, not looking very happy to have her expert advice questioned. “Charlize Theron has
hazel
eyes,” she pointed out. “I really think a dramatic eye is the way to go.”

George, who was the subject of their debate, looked over at me, her eyes pleading. I knew this was like the seventh level of purgatory for her. Before I could think of something to say to call off the makeup vultures, though, George piped up: “How about
no makeup at all,
huh? How about that?”

Bess and Deb both gasped, backing up a little as though George might be dangerous.

“You must be kidding, right?” Deb cried.

“Of course she is,” Bess replied, shooting George a warning glance. “George knows that this is a
wedding
, and at a
wedding,
you wear makeup.” Before anyone could protest further, she stepped in and attacked George’s eyelid with a makeup brush dipped in deep plum eyeshadow. “Don’t worry, George. I’ll make you look like a model.”

“Just what I wanted,” George muttered sarcastically as Akinyi walked over, looking gorgeous in her rose-colored maid of honor gown.

“What’s that?” Akinyi asked with a rare smile. “You aren’t talking smack about models over here, are you? Syd and I may look skinny, but we’re fierce! We could take you on.”

George smiled, or did the best she could, as Bess held down her eyelid and attacked with a black eyeliner pencil. “Of course not, Akinyi,” she replied. “Hey, you’re in a good mood today.”

At first, Akinyi looked a little surprised by George’s observation, but her surprise quickly melted away. “I am,” she agreed. “Listen, I know I’ve been a little crabby these last few days. I guess it’s just been hard for me, with the breakup, and watching my best friend go through all this scary stuff with the wedding attacks.” She paused. “I guess now that the wedding is really happening and I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, I can really be happy for Syd. I mean, she’s marrying the man of her dreams. This is a happy day!”

We all smiled, and I tried not to let my surprise at Akinyi’s little speech show on my face. I hadn’t forgotten that at the present time, Akinyi and Jamal looked like the most likely suspects to have
caused
all the strife she was talking about. But at the same time, I was hoping like crazy that she was being sincere now, and they really
weren’t
behind it.

But—who else could have done it? Who else had the means and the motive?

Suddenly I became aware of the other bridesmaids
ooh
ing and
aah
ing, and I turned to see Sydney stepping out of the small bedroom where she and her mother had been getting ready, followed by Donald and two cameramen. (Hans was part of the crew filming Vic this morning.) Syd looked unbelievably beautiful in the designer ball gown. Her long fiery hair was pinned up in a romantic chignon, and pearl jewelry shone on her ears, throat, and wrist.

“You look
so
beautiful,” Bess cried, running up to hug her cousin. The cameraman focused on the two of them, trying to discreetly film the moment. “Wow! Just…wait till Vic sees you, coz!”

Ellie stepped out behind her daughter, misty-eyed in her pretty sage green dress, and the cameras turned on her. “I can’t believe this is really happening,” she said with a sheepish smile at all of us bridesmaids. “My little girl is getting married today! We actually made it!”

Syd chuckled and turned to kiss her mother’s cheek. “The ceremony is going to be beautiful,” she announced, “I’m sure of it. I don’t know why, but I just woke up feeling really good about this day. Nothing has gone wrong so far—my dress is fine, my hair and makeup came out fine. And you know the producers have ramped up security to an
insane
degree. Maybe everything will really be okay!”

We all smiled at Syd, trying to mimic her enthusiasm, and I tried to think about what she said and whether it was really possible. It was true—security for the ceremony was going to be superhigh. Maybe she was right. Maybe, if we just let security keep an eye on the situation, the wedding really would go off without a hitch.

Of course, if the wedding saboteur really was part of the wedding party, it would be impossible to keep them out.

Donald checked his watch. “I don’t mean to rush you, but it’s about time to go, girls,” he said.

Syd nodded. “Okay. Time to get in the limo and head to the park. Where’s Pandora?”

Akinyi rolled her eyes. “Still in the bathroom, getting ready.”

Without missing a beat, Syd walked swiftly over to the bathroom door, followed by a cameraman, and pounded on it with her fist. “Pandora? It’s Syd. We’re leaving.”

Surprisingly Pandora opened the door right away. And even more surprising, she looked completely ready. “Oh, no problem,” she said, taking in Syd in her dress. “Wow, you look unbelievable! I was just putting some rose oil on my pulse points.” She looked at the rest of us and smiled. “Not just for the scent. Rose oil is for love—very wedding-appropriate!”

The cameras both crowded in, getting close ups of Pandora’s excited face and her rose-oil-smeared wrists. Pandora beamed angelically. I thought back to Dragon’s conversation with Hans the night before. It was almost enough to make me wonder: had Pandora lingered extralong in the bathroom to guarantee this camera time? Was the “rose oil” just a cute line she had rehearsed for the cameras?

I didn’t have much time to think it over, because with all of us ready (Bess had applied my makeup before George’s—I had somehow gotten out of it with a “subtle eye”), we trooped out of the suite and rode the elevator down to the lobby. A few random hotel guests were clustered there in the sitting room, and they
ooh
ed and
aah
ed as we all walked by.

“Have a wonderful wedding, dear,” an elderly woman advised Syd, reaching out to squeeze the bride’s hand.

Syd just smiled confidently. “Oh, don’t worry,” she replied, “I will.”

“I
go first,
then
George!” Deb was saying as we all struggled to line up inside the Kelley Park boathouse, which was serving as our staging area for the ceremony. We were only minutes away, and tensions were running high. At least among the bridal party. I think we were really stressing out poor Donald, who’d been assigned to get us camera-ready.

“Well,” he said in his quiet voice, not quite making eye contact with anyone. “Perhaps we should…”

“What does it
matter
?” interrupted Akinyi, who seemed to have turned irritable again the minute we hit the park. Perhaps her mood was due to the heavy security—it had taken us each half an hour to get through the metal detectors, checking and rechecking our names, and searching our purses. Most of the other bridesmaids seemed annoyed by the inconvenience, but I personally found it comforting. It was hard to imagine a scenario where any guest could sneak a weapon into the park, or anything else that could cause a calamity.

“It matters,” Deb announced, “because Syd has carefully matched us up with the groomsmen. If we don’t keep the right order, we could end up standing with guys that are way shorter than us! Or way taller! Is
that
what you want?”

Donald held up his hand, clearly wanting this argument to end. “Girls!” he said, his soft voice still barely audible. “If you’ll just…if you…Sydney?”

Syd, who’d been staring out the window with a dreamy expression, finally turned around. “Okay, so Deb, then George,” she said gently, and the bridesmaids in question fell into line. “Then Bess. Then Pandora. Then Nancy.” Donald nodded gratefully as she flashed a smile at me. I took my place at the end of the line. “No offense, Nance,” she assured me with a little smirk. “You know the
Daredevils
producers had to ‘consult’ on my procession order.”

“I wasn’t offended,” I clarified with a smile. “This way I get to keep an eye on everybody.” I was only half-kidding.

Syd nodded, turning to her best friend. “
Then
Akinyi,” she said, gesturing for her friend to take her place.

But Akinyi’s attention was focused out the window as up-tempo organ music began to play.
“Look!”
she cried. “The men are lining up!”

Donald seemed concerned as everyone abandoned her place to get a good look out the window. “Ladies, just…er…remember where you were!”

Deb frowned, stomping over from her place in line. “
No
, Syd!” she cried. “You’re not supposed to see Vic before the wedding!”

“I think this
is
the wedding,” George observed dryly.

Syd just waved her friend’s concern away. “Deb, I’m just so happy to be at the part where I get to walk down the aisle,” she said. “Old superstitions like that are the least of my worries.” She peered out the window, smiling. “Oh, here comes Dragon!”

I couldn’t help but dart a glance at Pandora, who was standing behind all of us, looking bored. She glanced up quickly, her face a little pink, and tried to catch a glimpse of her secret boyfriend. But within seconds she was back to staring at her fingernails.

“Here comes Jamal,” Akinyi added, a tiny smile forming on her face as she watched the best man stroll to the altar. “And here comes Vic.”

Syd moved closer to the window, pressing her nose against it as though she were trying to get closer to Vic himself. I had to admit, Vic looked incredibly handsome in his gray tuxedo with a shiny white vest and bow tie. His dark hair had been slicked into place, and he wore a huge smile that left no doubt to any of the guests as to how he felt to be marrying his bride.

“Oh, gosh,” whispered Syd. “Oh, this is it. He looks amazing!”

As Syd turned away from the window, ready to take her place at the back of the line, I grabbed her hand and squeezed it. “Are you nervous?” I whispered.

Syd looked at me, seeming totally at peace. “Not at all,” she replied. “I’m about to marry the love of my life. How could I be nervous about that?”

I smiled, squeezed her hand, and then let go to take my place. “Congratulations,” I whispered.

Touching the earpiece he wore as though he were receiving instructions from Hans, who was set up outside, Donald nodded and reached for the boathouse door with shaking hands. “All right, ladies,” he said, “when the music starts, you may start the procession.”

A loud organ note sounded. But just then, it seemed like several things happened at once. There was an enormous crash from outside, followed by screams! I could hear someone yelling from the audience, “Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!”

Then I heard someone shout, “Vic? Are you okay?”

Syd jumped out of her place in line, running to the door to get a glimpse of what happened. But Akinyi darted out first, then stepped back, restraining her friend. “It’s okay,” she said simply, hugging Syd, “he’s okay.”

Donald stepped around the two friends, looking uncomfortable as he surveyed the damage.

“What
happened
?” George demanded, her face full of concern.

Donald looked back at her, almost as though he couldn’t believe it himself. “A huge can light fell down from the rafters,” he replied, “but it missed Vic. Just barely.”

The wedding was halted. A doctor was brought over to examine Vic, but he was quickly pronounced “okay.” Miraculously, he had stepped over to ask Jamal if he had the rings just seconds before the light came crashing down. If he hadn’t done that, all the wedding guests claimed, Vic would have been crushed.

It was the most dangerous stunt the wedding saboteur had tried yet.

Sydney was sitting in a puddle of white organza, sobbing, as her mother furiously tried to salvage Syd’s hairdo and keep any makeup from getting on her dress. “Honey,” she said soothingly. “Come on. Everyone’s okay. Just keep yourself together, and we can go ahead with the wedding soon.”

Sydney sniffled, looking at her mother in shock.
“Mom,”
she cried, “my fiancé was just almost killed! I can’t get married here today! What if someone gets hurt?”

I couldn’t help but think she might be right. For Syd and Vic, elopement was looking like a pretty good option right now. And I couldn’t help but feel like that was partly because of me—because I’d been so slow to finger a culprit. Because I’d ignored my findings last night, just hoping and praying that I’d been way off.

Off to the left of the altar, all of the major
Daredevils
players were huddled in a powwow. I knew they were debating how to proceed—go on with the wedding? Investigate what happened? Was it safe for everyone to be here?

Filled with a sudden sense of purpose, I left the bridal party in the boathouse and walked over.

“You should report this to the police,” I announced, not bothering to excuse myself or explain who I was before entering the conversation.

Fifteen sets of eyes looked up at me skeptically.

“And you are?” asked Madge Michaels, the bossy assistant director. I could tell she was looking at my bridesmaid dress and assuming I just wanted to protect my friend.