Mrs Hudson's Case

MRS HUDSON'S CASE

BY LAURIE R. KING

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Copyright 2012 Laurie R. King

As has been noted by a previous biographer, Mrs Hudson was the most long-suffering of landladies. In the years when Sherlock Holmes lived beneath her Baker Street roof, she faced with equanimity his irregular hours, his ill temper, his malodorous and occasionally dangerous chemical experiments, his (again) occasionally malodorous and even danger
ous visitors, and all the other demands made on her dwelling and her person. And yet, far from rejoicing when Holmes quit London for the sea-blown expanses of the Sussex Downs, in less than three months she had turned her house over to an estate agent and followed him, to run his household as she had formerly run her own. When once I dared to ask her why, late on a celebratory evening when she had rather more drink taken than was her wont, she answered that the devil himself needed someone to look after him, and it made her fingers itch to know that Mr Holmes was not getting the care to which he was accustomed. Besides, she added under her breath, the new tenants had not been in place for a week before she knew she would go mad with boredom.

Thus, thanks to the willingness of this good woman to continue suffering in the service of genius, Holmes’ life went on much as before.

Not that he was grateful, or indeed even aware of her sac
rifice. He went on, as I said, much as before, feeling vexed when her tidying had removed some vital item or when her regular market-day absence meant that he had to brew his own coffee. Deep in his misogynistic soul, he was not really convinced that women had minds, rights, or lives of their own.

This may be unfair; he was certainly always more than ready to dismiss members of his own sex. However, there is no doubt that a woman, be she lady or governess, triggered in him an automatic response of polite disinterest coupled with vague impatience: it took a high degree of determination on the part of a prospective client who happened to be female to drag him into a case.

Mrs Hudson, though, was nothing if not determined. On this day in October of 1918 she had pursued him through the house and up the stairs, finally bearding him in his laboratory, where she continued to press upon him the details of her odd expe
rience. However, her bristling Scots implacability made little headway against the carapace of English phlegm that he was turning against her. I stood in the doorway, witness to the meeting of irresistible force and immovable object.

“No, Mrs Hudson, absolutely not. I am busy.” To prove it (although when I had arrived at his house twenty minutes ear
lier I had found him moping over the newspapers) he turned to his acid-stained workbench and reached for some beakers and a couple of long glass tubes.

“All I’m asking you to do is to rig a wee trap,” she said, her accent growing with her perturbation.

Holmes snorted. “A bear trap in the kitchen, perhaps? Oh, a capital idea, Mrs Hudson.”

“You’re not listening to me, Mister ’Olmes. I told you, I wanted you to fix up a simple camera, so I can see who it is that’s been coming in of rights and helping himself to my bits and pieces.”

“Mice, Mrs Hudson. The country is full of them.” He dropped a pipette into a jar and transferred a quantity of liquid into a clean beaker.

“Mice!”
She was shocked. “In
my
kitchen? Mr Holmes,
really.
’’

Holmes had gone too far, and knew it. “I do apologize, Mrs Hudson. Perhaps it was the cat?”

“And what call would a cat have for a needle and thread?” she demanded, unplacated. “Even if the beastie could work the latch on my sewing case.”

“Perhaps Russell…?”

“You know full well that Mary’s been away at University these four weeks.”

“Oh, very well. Ask Will to change the locks on the doors.” He turned his back with an optimistic attempt at fi
nality.

“I don’t want the locks changed, I want to know who it is. Things have gone missing from all the neighbours, little things mostly, but it’s not nice.”

I had been watching Holmes’ movements at first idly, then more closely, and now I took a step into the room and caught at Mrs Hudson’s sleeve. “Mrs Hudson, I’ll help you with it. I’m sure I can figure out how to booby trap a camera with a flash. Come, let’s go downstairs and decide where to put it.”

“But I thought—”

“Come with me, Mrs Hudson.”

“Mary, are you certain?”

“Now,
Mrs Hudson.” I tightened my grip on her substantial arm and hauled, just as Holmes removed his finger from the end of the pipette and allowed the substance it held to drop into the already seething mixture in the beaker. He had not been paying attention to his experiment; a cloud of noxious green gas began instantly to billow up from the mouth of the beaker. Mrs Hudson and I went with all haste down the stairs, leaving Holmes to grope his way to the shutters and fling them open, coughing and cursing furiously.

Once in her kitchen, Mrs Hudson’s inborn hospitality reas
serted itself, and I had to wait until she had stirred up a batch of rock cakes, questioned me about my progress and my diet up at Oxford in this, my second year there. She then put on the kettle, washed up the bowls, and swept the floor before finally settling in a chair across the soft scrubbed wood table from me.

“You were saying,” I began, “that you’ve had a series of break-ins and small thefts.”

“Some food and a bit of milk from time to time. Usually stale things, a heel of bread and a knob of dry cheese. Some wool stockings from the darning basket, two old blankets I’d intended for the church. And as I said, a couple of needles and a spool of black thread from the sewing case.” She nod
ded at the neat piece of wooden joinery with the padded top that sat in front of her chair by the fire, and I had to agree, no cat could have worked its latch.

“Alcohol?”

“Never. And never have I missed any of the household money I keep in the tea caddy or anything of value. Mrs Prinnings down the road claims she lost a ring to the thief, but she’s terribly absent-minded, she is.”

“How is he getting in?”

“I think he must have a key.” Seeing my expression, she hastened to explain. “There’s always one on the hook at the back door, and one day last week when Will needed it, I couldn’t find it. I thought he maybe borrowed it earlier and forgot to return it, that’s happened before, but it could have been the thief. And I admit I’m not always good at locking up all the windows at night. Which is probably how he got in in the first place.”

“So change the locks.”

“The thing is, Mary, I can’t help but feel it’s some poor soul who is in need, and although I certainly don’t want him to waltz in and out, I do want to know who it is so that I know what to do. Do you follow me?”

I did, actually. There were a handful of ex-soldiers living around the fringes of Oxford, so badly shell-shocked as to be incapable of ordinary social intercourse, who slept rough and survived by what wits were left them. Tragic figures, and one would not wish to be responsible for their starvation.

“How many people in the area have been broken into?”

“Pretty near everyone when it first started, the end of Sep
tember. Since then those who have locks use them. The others seem to think it’s fairies or absent-mindedness.”

“Fairies?”

“The little people are a curious lot,” she said. I looked closely to be sure that she was joking, but I couldn’t tell.

Some invisible signal made her rise and go to the oven, and sure enough, the cakes were perfect and golden brown. We ate them with fresh butter and drank tea (Mrs Hudson carried a tray upstairs, and returned without comment but with wa
tering eyes) and then turned our combined intellects to the problem of photographing intruders.

I returned the next morning, Saturday, with a variety of equipment. Borrowing a hammer, nails, and scraps of wood from old Will, the handyman, and a length of fine fishing twine from his grandson, by trial and error Mrs Hudson (in
terrupted regularly by delivery boys, shouts from upstairs, and telephone calls) and I succeeded in rigging a trip wire across the kitchen door.

During the final stages of this delicate operation, as I perched on the stepladder adjusting the camera, I was periph
erally aware of Holmes’ voice raised to shout down the tele
phone in the library. After a few minutes, silence fell, and shortly thereafter his head appeared at the level of my waist.

He didn’t sneer at my efforts. He acted as if I were not there, as if he had found Mrs Hudson rolling out a pie crust rather than holding out a selection of wedges for me to use in my adjustments.

“Mrs Hudson, it appears that I shall be away for a few days. Would you sort me out some clean collars and the like?”

“Now,
Mr Holmes?”

“Any time in the next ten minutes will be fine,” he said generously, then turned and left without so much as a glance at me. I bent down to call through the doorway at his retreating back.

“I go back to Oxford tomorrow, Holmes.”

“It was good of you to come by, Russell,” he said, and disappeared up the stairs.

“You can leave the wedges with me, Mrs Hudson,” I told her. “I’m nearly finished.”

I could see her waver with the contemplation of rebellion, but we both knew full well that Holmes would leave in ten minutes, clean linen or no, and whereas I would have happily sent him on his way grubby, Mrs Hudson’s professional pride was at stake. She put the wedges on the top of the stepladder and hurried off.

She and Holmes arrived simultaneously in the central room of the old cottage just as I had alighted from the ladder to examine my handiwork. I turned my gaze to Holmes, and found him dressed for Town, pulling on a pair of black leather gloves.

“A case, Holmes?”

“Merely a consultation, at this point. Scotland Yard has been reflecting on our success with the Jessica Simpson kid
napping, and in their efforts to trawl the bottom of this latest kidnapping, have decided to have me review their efforts for possible gaps. Paperwork merely, Russell,” he added. “Noth
ing to excite you.”

“This is the Oberdorfer case?” I asked. It was nearly a month since the two children, twelve-year-old Sarah and her seven-year-old brother Louis, had vanished from Hyde Park under the expensive nose of their nurse. They were orphans, the children of a cloth manufacturer with factories in three countries and his independently wealthy French wife. His brother, who had taken refuge in London during the war, had anticipated a huge demand of ransom. He was still waiting.

“Is there news?”

“There is nothing. No ransom note, no sightings, nothing. Scotland Yard is settling to the opinion that it was an outburst of anti-German sentiment that went too far, along the lines of the smashing of German shopkeepers’ windows that was so common in the opening months of the war. Lestrade believes the kidnapper was a rank amateur who panicked at his own audacity and killed them, and further thinks their bodies will be found any day, no doubt by some sportsman’s dog.” He grimaced, tucked in the ends of his scarf, buttoned his coat against the cool autumnal day, and took the portmanteau from Mrs Hudson’s hand.

“Well, good luck, Holmes,” I said.

“Luck,” he said austerely, “has nothing to do with it.”

When he had left, Mrs Hudson and I stood looking at each other for a long minute, sobered by this reminder of what was almost certainly foul murder, and also by the revealing lack of enthusiasm and optimism in the demeanour of the man who had just driven off. Whatever he might say, our success in the Simpson case two months earlier had been guided by luck, and I had no yearning to join forces in a second kidnap case, particularly one that was patently hopeless.

I sighed, and then we turned to my trap. I explained how the camera worked, told her where to take the film to be de
veloped and printed, and then tidied away my tools and pre
pared to take my own departure.

“You’ll let me know if anything turns up?” I asked. “I could try to make it back down next weekend, but—”

“No, no, Mary, you mustn’t interfere with your studies. I shall write and let you know.”

I stepped cautiously over the taut fishing wire and paused in the doorway. “And you’ll tell me if Holmes seems to need any assistance in this Oberdorfer case?”

“That I will.”

I left, ruefully contemplating the irony of a man who nor
mally avoided children like the plague (aside from those min
iature adults he had scraped off the streets to form his “Irregulars” in the Baker Street days); these days he seemed to have his hands full of them.

I returned to Oxford, and my studies, and truth to tell the first I thought about Mrs Hudson’s problem was more than a week later, on a Wednesday, when I realized that for the sec
ond week in a row her inevitable Tuesday letter had not come. I had not expected the first one, though she often wrote even if I had seen her the day before, but not to write after eight days was unprecedented.