Read Murder in the Title Online
Authors: Simon Brett
âI wish you were right, Lady Hilda. Excuse me . . .' She fumbled in her handbag. âI have a slight headache and will just take one of my pills.'
âYou can't be serious about more deaths.' Felicity Kershaw clutched at her vitals as she spoke.
âOh yes.' Elaborately Miss Laycock-Manderley put a pill in her mouth and tried to wash it down with cold tea. Her hand was shaking so much the liquid slopped all over her dress.
â
What on earth's up with her?
' James De Meaux whispered to his mother.
âThe bottle, I would imagine,'
Lady Hilda replied through closed teeth, before continuing, âNo, I think the sequence of deaths has ended. What is more, I think that James and I know who is responsible for them. Perhaps you would like to tell us, Miss Laycock-Manderley, what you were really doing while you were meant to be taking a walk with Miss Kershaw?'
âWhat?' Miss Laycock-Manderley's hand flew to her throat. Given the state she was in, it was hard to tell whether this was acting or not.
âAnd also,' James De Meaux chipped in, âwhat you were actually doing at the time of my father's death last night when you were supposed to be playing patience in the library?'
âI don't know what you are talking about.' She started to sway and totter. She was meant to sway and totter at this point in the play, but the rest of the cast, who had never seen her sway and totter before in quite the same way. watched, mesmerized.
âAre you all right, Miss Laycock-Manderley?'
âNo, I . . . er . . .' With another clutch at her throat, she slumped down on to a convenient sofa.
Wilhelmina knelt beside her and loosened her collar.
âFor Christ's sake, what's happened?'
âIt's awful. I just heard . . .'
'
â
WHAT?
' Wilhelmina hissed in frustration, as she felt the slumped figure's pulse.
âIs she all right, Wilhelmina?'
The maid rose. âShe's dead, milady.'
âGood God!' James De Meaux crossed over to them. âAre you sure?'
âCertain.'
James De Meaux picked up the bottle from which Miss Laycock-Manderley had taken the pill and sniffed it.
Wilhelmina, to the surprise of the rest of the cast, because she had never done it before, again knelt down by the latest victim of the Wrothley Grange murderer.
âTell me what's happened!'
âCyanide,' James De Meaux announced with the air of a connoisseur of fine wines.
Miss Laycock-Manderley's lips didn't move as she murmured the news. â
Tony Wensleigh's shot himself!
'
âGood God,' said James De Meaux.
And Leslie Blatt's dialogue showed more sense of dramatic timing than usual as he went on. âIt was suicide!'
âWHY DID YOU
find the body, Mr Paris?'
âWhy?' The detective gave him a long-suffering look. âOh, I'm sorry, I see what you mean. You mean why did I go up to the administrative office in the middle of a performance?'
âPrecisely.'
âI went because I was worried about what Tony was going to do.'
âYou suspected that he might be about to kill himself?'
âNo. I suspected that he might be about to kill someone else.'
The detective sighed. There is no natural affinity between policemen and actors. With an expression of long-suffering, he asked, âWho did you think he was about to kill?'
âPerhaps I'd better explain from the beginning.'
âThat might help.'
Briefly Charles outlined his encounter with the Artistic Director in the props store, concluding, âBecause he was waving the gun around and talking about ending the pressure and sorting things out, I thought he meant he was going to commit murder . . . but I see now that most of what he said could have referred to suicide.'
âYes. You hadn't had a quarrel in the props store?'
Charles looked bewildered. âNo. What made you ask that?'
The detective became fascinated by the end of his pencil. âOh, I don't know. I just thought you might have been friends and . . . you know . . . had an argument and he might have . . .'
Oh, I see. The old all-actors-are-gay syndrome. The detective was trying to find a lovers' tiff as an explanation for the suicide.
âNo. If you're looking for a motive, I'm afraid you don't have to be as devious as that. Tony Wensleigh was under a lot of pressure in his job. There was a Board Meeting planned for tomorrow evening, when it seemed likely that certain questions were going to be raised about his running of the theatre.'
The detective looked interested for the first time. This sounded like something he could understand. âWhat, you mean he'd got his hand in the till, he was ripping the theatre off?'
Though this coincided closely with Charles' conjecture, he had no proof and reckoned the dead deserved some loyalty. âI don't know.'
âBut this meeting was going to put him on the spot?'
âCertainly. It was the culmination of a long, unhappy period of conflict.'
âConflict with who?'
âWith the theatre's General Manager, Donald Mason. They had rather different methods of running the Regent and I think these were going to be discussed at tomorrow's meeting.'
âAnd you reckon this Mason had caught Wensleigh on the fiddle?'
âI don't know. You'd have to ask Donald.'
âYes, I'll do that. But, anyway, this meeting tomorrow looked like being a showdown?'
âYes.'
âSo, if Wensleigh knew he was going to lose, that'd give him the perfect motive for suicide.' The detective sounded pleased to have got that sorted out so quickly.
âIt might do,' said Charles cautiously.
âAnd when you said you thought he was intending to murder someone, you were thinking of this Donald Mason?'
âYes. But I misunderstood him rather seriously.'
âHmm. Could we just go through your movements again, after your conversation in the props store?'
âOkay. Well, after he fired the gun at me â'
âDo you think he did actually intend to hit you?'
âNo, I don't. I did at the time, which was why I ran out, but, in retrospect, I don't think he even intended to fire it. He looked very surprised when the gun went off.'
âRight. But you ran, anyway . . .'
âYes. I got right down as far as the stage. Then, since he obviously wasn't following me, I went back up again.'
âWhy?'
âTo talk with him further. To reason with him. He was obviously in a very emotional state. I thought I might be able to help him.'
âHmm.'
âBut when I got up there, I found the props store door locked, so I assumed that he had gone forward to the administrative office.'
âWhere he shot himself.'
âYes.'
âBut you thought he was going forward to commit a murder.'
âYes. I was wrong. It was just that Donald Mason was quite likely to be in the office.'
âBut he wasn't.'
âI gather not. I met him backstage later: He'd been there most of the evening.'
âI see. So let's just get the time-scale sorted out. After you'd found the props store locked, what did you do?'
âI went back down the ladder and then, after a bit, I went round the outside of the theatre, in through the front doors and up the stairs to the administrative office.'
â“After a bit”, Mr Paris?'
âYes, well, I wasn't quite sure what to do next. I went to my dressing room for a moment. I . . . dithered.'
âYou thought a murder was about to take place and you dithered?'
âYes.'
The detective did not add any verbal comment to this; it seemed unnecessary.
âSo how long would you say elapsed between your last seeing Wensleigh in the props store and finding his body?'
âTen, fifteen minutes. I know when I went out of the Stage Door to go round the front, they were just getting to the end of Act Two, just about to do the hanging. And I remember a line I heard while I was up in the gallery, so we could work it out exactly from the running time of the play.'
âProbably won't be necessary, but it might be useful. So let's move on to when you got to the administrative office. Was everything exactly as when we arrived?'
âYes. It was clear what had happened. There was so much blood, I could see be was dead, so I didn't touch him. I didn't touch anything.'
âNot even the telephone?'
âNo. I phoned for the police from backstage. I thought I should tell someone official before I contacted you, so I went back backstage and found Donald. In fact, Councillor Inchbald was also there, so I was able to tell him.'
âRight. Could you just describe Wensleigh's posture when you found him?'
âHe was sitting in his chair, slumped forward over the desk. The top drawer of the desk was slightly open. There was blood everywhere. The gun was in his right hand â or rather half-out of his right hand, lying on the desk.'
âThat sounds about right. And you didn't read the note?'
âI didn't see a note, let alone read it.'
âAh.' The detective took out of his file a polythene bag containing a white Regent Theatre envelope. âIt was in the drawer.'
âI see. What did it say?'
âI'm afraid I don't think I should really tell you that, Mr Paris. There is a certain privacy about these things. If you were his widow, of course you should see it, but . . .'
âOkay, don't worry.' Charles looked at the detective. âIt was a suicide note, I take it?'
âI think there's little doubt about that, Mr Paris. Self-recrimination, apologies for his life . . . Always a great relief when they do leave a note â makes our job easier.' The detective rose. âYou've been most helpful, thank you. I've got to talk to other people, obviously, and I may need to ask you a few supplementary questions.'
âFine.'
âAnd you'll almost definitely be required for the inquest.'
âYes. Any idea when that's likely to be?'
âNext few days. Can't say exactly.'
âOkay.'
The detective rubbed his hands. âNo, this is really a very satisfactory case, as suicides go. Clear statement of intent from the victim â though in fact you misunderstood it. Clear motive, in that he was building up to a crunch meeting which threatened his career And, just to put the cherry on the cake, a nice note, as well. All in all, nice, straightforward little suicide.'
Frank Walby made it to Fleet Street again on the Friday morning. Just.
He had been seized by the hold-the-front-page glamour of the suicide at the Regent Theatre, talked to anyone who would talk to him there, used his contacts in the local police and, with a bottle of whisky by his typewriter just like in the movies, hammered out a dramatic couple of columns for the national press.
He had then rung it through to an old Fleet Street contact, now a night editor, and finished the bottle of whisky in celebration of his scoop.
The next morning the story appeared, subbed down to two lines, without Frank Walby's by-line. It was dropped completely from later editions.
No one really expected there to be a rehearsal for
Shove It
on the Friday morning, so most of the cast went to the theatre to see if there was any notice on the Green Room board to tell them what to do.
There was. Donald Mason was too efficient to allow his company to go wandering around like lost sheep, whatever the disruption. A meeting would be held on stage at eleven o'clock to outline future plans. The company sat around until then making coffee and comparing previous theatrical disasters. Laurie Tichbourne told how he had once played Rosencrantz with a cracked bone in his toe, âundiagnosed for
a whole week
'.
Charles wandered round restlessly backstage. He had slept badly and was still in a state of mild shock after discovering Tony's body. Mimi's so-called kedgeree hadn't helped. He also felt a pang of useless guilt. If only he'd understood what Tony had been saying, he might have been able to do something to prevent the suicide. If only . . . sometimes he reckoned that's what he should have engraved on his tombstone.
He met Donald Mason, who was just finishing a conversation on the backstage pay-phone. The General Manager grimaced as he put the receiver down. âJust ringing round the Board members to tell them the meeting's off. Not an ideal place to work from.'
âPolice still checking out your office?'
âYes. Say I may be able to get back in late this afternoon. It's a bloody nuisance, though. All the files I need are up there.'
âYes.'
âI should be ringing round to try and find a new director to come in and salvage
Shove It
.'
âYes, of course. I hadn't thought of that.'
âI mean, I don't think we'll manage to open on Wednesday, but if we could just postpone for a couple of days . . . The one thing we mustn't do is have the theatre dark. That'd be playing right into the hands of the anti-theatre lobby. Have to be seen to be doing something, or the Regent's finished.'
âYou're right. Did you have a long session with the police?'
âNot that long. They seemed to think everything was pretty cut and dried. It's an absolute disaster, though. It never occurred to me that Tony'd do something like that. And I feel terrible for hounding him so much. I was just trying to make him a bit more efficient, get the theatre back on to an even keel . . . Now I almost feel as if I've driven him to it.'
âI feel I should have been able to stop him too.'
âYes.' The General Manager sighed. âPoor old Tony. He was inefficient â and possibly even worse â but he really did care about the Regent. As much as I do. I suppose the best I can do for his memory is to ensure that the theatre survives â and make it as successful as it's in my power to make it.'