Murder Is Easy (19 page)

“B
ut I don't understand,” said Lord Whitfield. “I don't understand.”

He strove to maintain his dignity, but beneath the pompous exterior a rather pitiable bewilderment was evident. He could hardly credit the extraordinary things that were being told him.

“It's like this, Lord Whitfield,” said Battle patiently. “To begin with there is a touch of insanity in the family. We've found that out now. Often the way with these old families. I should say she had a predisposition that way. And then she was an ambitious lady—and she was thwarted. First her career and then her love affair.” He coughed. “I understand it was
you
who jilted
her?
”

Lord Whitfield said stiffly:

“I don't like the term jilt.”

Superintendent Battle amended the phrase.

“It was you who terminated the engagement?”

“Well—yes.”

“Tell us why, Gordon,” said Bridget.

Lord Whitfield got rather red. He said:

“Oh, very well, if I must. Honoria had a canary. She was very fond of it. It used to take sugar from her lips. One day it pecked her violently instead. She was angry and picked it up—and—wrung its neck! I—I couldn't feel the same after that. I told her I thought we'd both made a mistake.”

Battle nodded. He said:

“That was the beginning of it! As she told Miss Conway, she turned her thoughts and her undoubted mental ability to one aim and purpose.”

Lord Whitfield said incredulously:

“To get
me
convicted as a murderer? I can't believe it.”

Bridget said, “It's true, Gordon. You know, you were surprised yourself at the extraordinary way that everybody who annoyed you was instantly struck down.”

“There was a reason for that.”

“Honoria Waynflete was the reason,” said Bridget. “Do get it into your head, Gordon, that it wasn't Providence that pushed Tommy Pierce out of the window, and all the rest of them. It was Honoria.”

Lord Whitfield shook his head.

“It all seems to me quite incredible!” he said.

Battle said:

“You say you got a telephone message this morning?”

“Yes—about twelve o'clock. I was asked to go to the Shaw Wood at once as you, Bridget, had something to say to me. I was not to come by car but to walk.”

Battle nodded.

“Exactly. That would have been the finish. Miss Conway
would have been found with her throat cut; and beside her
your
knife with
your
fingerprints on it!
And
you yourself would have been seen in the vicinity at the time! You wouldn't have had a leg to stand upon. Any jury in the world would have convicted you.”

“Me?” said Lord Whitfield, startled and distressed. “Anyone would have believed a thing like that of Me?”

Bridget said gently:

“I didn't, Gordon. I never believed it.”

Lord Whitfield looked at her coldly, then he said stiffly:

“In view of my character and my standing in the county, I do not believe that anyone for one moment would have believed in such a monstrous charge!”

He went out with dignity and closed the door behind him.

Luke said:

“He'll never realize that he was really in danger!”

Then he said:

“Go on, Bridget, tell me how you came to suspect the Waynflete woman.”

Bridget explained:

“It was when you were telling me that Gordon was the killer. I couldn't believe it! You see, I knew him so
well.
I'd been his secretary for two years! I knew him in and out! I knew that he was pompous and petty and completely self-absorbed, but I knew, too, that he was a kindly person and almost absurdly tenderhearted. It worried him even to kill a wasp. That story about his killing Miss Waynflete's canary—it was all
wrong.
He just couldn't have done it. He'd told me once that he had jilted her. Now you insisted that it was
the other way about.
Well, that
might
be so! His pride might not have allowed him to admit that she had thrown him over. But
not the canary story! That simply wasn't Gordon! He didn't even shoot because seeing things killed made him feel sick.

“So I simply knew that that part of the story was untrue. But if so,
Miss Waynflete must have lied.
And it was really, when you came to think of it,
a very extraordinary lie!
And I wondered suddenly if she'd told anymore lies. She was a very proud woman—one could see that. To be thrown over must have hurt her pride horribly. It would probably make her feel very angry and revengeful against Lord Whitfield—especially, I felt, if he turned up again later all rich and prosperous and successful. I thought, ‘Yes, she'd probably enjoy helping to fix a crime upon him.' And then a curious sort of whirling feeling came in my brain and I thought—but suppose
everything
she says is a lie—and I suddenly saw how easily a woman like that could make a fool of a man! And I thought, ‘It's fantastic, but suppose it was
she
who killed all these people and fed Gordon up with the idea that it was a kind of divine retribution!' It would be quite easy for her to make him believe that. As I told you once, Gordon would believe anything! And I thought, ‘
Could
she have done all those murders?' And I saw that she could! She could give a shove to a drunken man—and push a boy out of a window, and Amy Gibbs had died in her house. Mrs. Horton, too—Honoria Waynflete used to go and sit with her when she was ill. Dr. Humbleby was more difficult. I didn't know then that Wonky Pooh had a nasty septic ear and that she infected the dressing she put on his hand. Miss Pinkerton's death was even more difficult, because I couldn't imagine Miss Waynflete dressed up as a chauffeur driving a Rolls.

“And then, suddenly, I saw that that was the easiest of the lot! It was the old shove from behind—easily done in a crowd. The car
didn't stop and she saw a fresh opportunity and told another woman she had seen the number of the car, and gave the number of Lord Whitfield's Rolls.

“Of course, all this only came very confusedly through my head. But if Gordon definitely
hadn't
done the murders—and I knew—yes,
knew
that he hadn't—well, who
had?
And the answer seemed quite clear.
‘Someone who hates Gordon!'
Who hates Gordon? Honoria Waynflete, of course.

“And then I remembered that Miss Pinkerton had definitely spoken of a
man
as the killer. That knocked out all my beautiful theory, because, unless Miss Pinkerton was
right, she wouldn't have been killed
…So I got you to repeat exactly Miss Pinkerton's words and I soon discovered that she hadn't actually said ‘
man
' once. Then I felt that I was definitely on the right track! I decided to accept Miss Waynflete's invitation to stay with her and I resolved to try to ferret out the truth.”

“Without saying a word to me?” said Luke angrily.

“But, my sweet, you were so
sure
—and I wasn't sure a bit! It was all vague and doubtful. But I never dreamed that I was in any danger. I thought I'd have plenty of time….”

She shivered.

“Oh, Luke, it was horrible…Her eyes…And that dreadful, polite, inhuman laugh….”

Luke said with a slight shiver:

“I shan't forget how I only got there just in time.”

He turned to Battle. “What's she like now?”

“Gone right over the edge,” said Battle. “They do, you know. They can't face the shock of not having been as clever as they thought they were.”

Luke said ruefully:

“Well, I'm not much of a policeman! I never suspected Honoria Waynflete once. You'd have done better, Battle.”

“Maybe, sir, maybe not. You'll remember my saying that nothing's impossible in crime. I mentioned a maiden lady, I believe.”

“You also mentioned an archbishop and a schoolgirl! Am I to understand that you consider all these people as potential criminals?”

Battle's smile broadened to a grin.

“Anyone may be a criminal, sir, that's what I meant.”

“Except Gordon,” said Bridget. “Luke, let's go and find him.”

They found Lord Whitfield in his study busily making notes.

“Gordon,” said Bridget in a small meek voice. “Please, now that you know everything, will you forgive us?”

Lord Whitfield looked at her graciously.

“Certainly, my dear, certainly. I realize the truth. I was a busy man. I neglected you. The truth of the matter is as Kipling so wisely puts it: ‘He travels the fastest who travels alone. My path in life is a lonely one.'” He squared his shoulders. “I carry a big responsibility. I must carry it alone. For me there can be no companionship, no easing of the burden—I must go through life alone—till I drop by the wayside.”

Bridget said:

“Dear Gordon! You really are sweet!”

Lord Whitfield frowned.

“It is not a question of being sweet. Let us forget all this nonsense. I am a busy man.”

“I know you are.”

“I am arranging for a series of articles to start at once. Crimes committed by Women through the Ages.”

Bridget gazed at him with admiration.

“Gordon, I think that's a wonderful idea.”

Lord Whitfield puffed out his chest.

“So please leave me now. I must not be disturbed. I have a lot of work to get through.”

Luke and Bridget tiptoed from the room.

“But he really
is
sweet!” said Bridget.

“Bridget, I believe you were really fond of that man!”

“Do you know, Luke, I believe I was.”

Luke looked out of the window.

“I'll be glad to get away from Wychwood. I don't like this place. There's a lot of wickedness here, as Mrs. Humbleby would say. I don't like the way Ashe Ridge broods over the village.”

“Talking of Ashe Ridge, what about Ellsworthy?”

Luke laughed a little shamefacedly.

“That blood on his hands?”

“Yes.”

“They'd sacrificed a white cock apparently!”

“How perfectly disgusting!”

“I think something unpleasant is going to happen to our Mr. Ellsworthy. Battle is planning a little surprise.”

Bridget said:

“And poor Major Horton never even attempted to kill his wife, and Mr. Abbot, I suppose, just had a compromising letter from a lady, and Dr. Thomas is just a nice unassuming young doctor.”

“He's a superior ass!”

“You say that because you're jealous of his marrying Rose Humbleby.”

“She's much too good for him.”

“I always have felt you liked that girl better than me!”

“Darling, aren't you being rather absurd?”

“No, not really.”

She was silent a minute and then said:

“Luke, do you like me now?”

He made a movement towards her but she warded him off.

“I said
like,
Luke—not
love.
”

“Oh! I see…Yes, I do…I
like
you, Bridget, as well as loving you.”

Bridget said:

“I like you, Luke….”

They smiled at each other—a little timidly—like children who have made friends at a party.

Bridget said:

“Liking is more important than loving. It lasts. I want what is between us to last, Luke. I don't want us just to love each other and marry and get tired of each other and then want to marry someone else.”

“Oh! my dear Love, I know. You want reality. So do I. What's between us will last forever because it's founded on reality.”

“Is that true, Luke?”

“It's true, my sweet. That's why, I think, I was afraid of loving you.”

“I was afraid of loving you, too.”

“Are you afraid now?”

“No.”

He said:

“We've been close to Death for a long time. Now—that's over! Now—we'll begin to Live….”