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Authors: Denise Swanson
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Murder of a Botoxed Blonde
“When writers as sharp as Margaret Maron, Earlene Fowler, and Jerrilyn Farmer all rave about a colleague as convincingly as they have about Denise Swanson … take notice.
” —
Chicago Tribune
Murder of a Real Bad Boy
“Swanson is a born storyteller.”
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CrimeSpree Magazine
“Pack your bags and don’t forget your funny bone as we head out for another knee-slapping adventure in Scumble River.” —The Amplifier (KY)
“Scumble River is a joy to visit…. Skye is an intelligent and full-figured heroine who holds on tight to her independence, the mystery is fast-paced … and it wraps up nicely.” —
Romantic Times
Murder of a Smart Cookie
“In her seventh novel, Denise Swanson continues her insightful look at small-town life.
Murder of a Smart Cookie
smartly spins on a solid plot and likable characters.” —
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
“[A] hilarious amateur sleuth mystery…. [Swanson] has a lot of surprises in store for the reader.” —
Midwest Book Review
“A hoot.”
—
Romantic Times
(4 stars)
Murder of a Pink Elephant
“Get the hammock strung, the lemonade poured, and settle in for the must-read book of the summer…. With a sharp tongue and even sharper mind, Skye once again proves herself adept at outwitting not only the bad guys, but the well-meaning good guys.” —
Butler County Post
(KY)
“One of my favorite series. I look forward to all my visits to Scumble River.” —
CrimeSpree Magazine
“Current readers will appreciate the trip into Scumble River, while new readers will want to go back.” —The Best Reviews
“It’s no mystery why the first Scumble River novel was nominated for the prestigious Agatha Award. Denise Swanson knows small-town America its secrets and its self-delusions, and she writes as if she might have been hiding behind a tree when some of the bodies were being buried. A delightful new series.
” —
Margaret Maron
Murder of a Barbie and Ken
“Swanson continues her lively, light, and quite insightful look at small-town life … a solid plot [and] likeable characters who never slide into caricature.” —
The Hartford Courant
“Another side-splitting visit to Scumble River … filled with some of the quirkiest and most eccentric characters we ever have met, with a sharp, witty protagonist.” —
Butler County Post
(KY)
Murder of a Snake in the Grass
“An endearing and realistic character … a fast-paced, enjoyable read.” —
The Herald News
“This book is delightful…. The characters are human and generous and worth following through the series.” —
Mysterious Women
Murder of a Sleeping Beauty
“A smooth, pleasant, and ultimately satisfying book.” —
Chicago Tribune
“Another delightful and intriguing escapade.” —
Mystery News
“Swanson’s Scumble River mysteries are marvelous.”
—
Jerrilyn Farmer
Murder of a Sweet Old Lady
“More fun than the whirligig at the county fair and tastier than a corn dog.” —The Charlotte Austin Review
“Swanson is on her way to the top of the genre … a magnificent tale written by a wonderful author.” —
Midwest Book Review
Murder of a Small-Town Honey
“Bounces along with gently wry humor and jaunty twists and turns. The quintessential amateur sleuth: bright, curious, and more than a little nervy.” —Agatha Award-winning author Earlene Fowler “A lighthearted, entertaining mystery.” —
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
“A likable new heroine reminiscent of some of our favorite childhood detectives—with a little bit of an edge … a fresh, delightful, and enjoyable first mystery.” —The Charlotte Austin Review
“A charming, insightful debut.”
—Carolyn Hart
Other Scumble River Mysteries
Murder of a Real Bad Boy
Murder of a Smart Cookie
Murder of a Pink Elephant
Murder of a Barbie and Ken
Murder of a Snake in the Grass
Murder of a Sleeping Beauty
Murder of a Sweet Old Lady
Murder of a Small-Town Honey
Botoxed Blonde
A Scumble River Mystery
ENISE
S
WANSON
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This one is for my mom, Marie Swanson, and her
wonderful friends—Marge Broucek, Esther Knorr,
Lorie Rink, and Dolores (Aunt Pooch) Swanson—or,
as I affectionately call them: The Yo Yo Sisters.
Thanks to Tracey Thomas, who knew Vince and Loretta would make a great couple long before I did. Also, to Kim Puckett, a teacher who e-mailed me the quip regarding the No Child Left Behind law.
Thanks to Dave Stybr, for sparking the idea for the chapter titles and the ending.
And to Louis Graham, welcome to the family. Just remember, anything you say or do can and might be used in a future book.
In July of 2000, when the first book,
Murder of a Small-Town Honey
, was published in my Scumble River series, it was written in “real time.” It was the year 2000 in Skye’s life as well as mine, but after several books in a series, time becomes a problem. It takes me from seven months to a year to write a book, and then it is usually another year from the time I turn that book in to my editor until the reader sees it on a bookstore shelf. This can make the timeline confusing. Different authors handle this matter in different ways. After a great deal of deliberation, I decided that Skye and her friends and family will age more slowly than those of us who don’t live in Scumble River. Although I made this decision while writing the fourth book in the series,
Murder of a Snake in the Grass
, I didn’t realize until recently that I needed to share this information with my readers. So to catch everyone up, the following is when the books take place.