Read My Last Blind Date Online
Authors: Susan Hatler
My Last Blind Date (2 page)
“Great idea. It’s the twenty-first century, after all. How about Happy Computer Day?” Oh, how I’d like to celebrate that holiday with him in a non-working way. Run my fingers over his…keyboard. I smiled at the thought.
Everything felt better when I was with Noah. The way he looked at me, our easy banter, the sparks between us that I was obviously imagining.
My mood went from elated to deflated in a matter of seconds. That’s reality for you.
“I’ll put Computer Day down on my calendar.” He checked his watch suddenly. “Almost time to call it a day. So, uh, are you going on that blind date?”
I paused, wondering why he sounded so interested. Probably just being polite. “Me? Make trivial conversation with someone I’ve never met, likely don’t have anything in common with, and all for the minutely slim shot it’ll work out? I haven’t decided.”
He tilted his head and gave me a side-glance. “You make dating sound worse than going to the dentist.”
I avoided his eyes, wanting to kick myself for letting that slip. “I hear you have big plans.”
His brows quirked and he glanced toward his office. “You heard what I said to Melinda?”
Uh, yeah, and I still had the neck strain to prove it. “Couldn’t help but notice, what with the e-mail poll going around.”
“E-mail poll?”
“About whether or not you’d ask her out.”
He studied my face and seemed like he couldn’t decide whether to believe me or not. “And what was your vote?”
“She’s pretty. Fun.” I shrugged. “Any guy would have a good time with Mel.”
Frowning, he tapped his file on his opposite palm. “So you think all I need is a pretty face?”
Great. Now, I’d insulted him. I raised both hands in surrender. “Just a joke. There wasn’t a poll. I swear.”
“Rach, I….” Ellen’s head popped over our shared cubicle wall and she gaped when she saw Noah. “I, um, was just checking to see if you’ve reconsidered that thing we talked about earlier.”
I hesitated. Noah had big plans, whereas I had popcorn and a movie with my beloved beagle. My pride paused to reconsider.
“Well, I’ve got to finish up a thing or two before I head out.” Noah wrote a quick note, then handed it to me. He gave Ellen a paper as well. “I’ll let you two talk. Hope you both have a great weekend. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
“Happy Valentine’s Day.” It pained me to say it. I didn’t want him happy on Valentine’s Day unless he was with me.
Ellen scanned her paper. “Sure, Noah. You, too.”
I gestured to the yellow sheet Ellen was holding. “What did he hand you?”
She shrugged. “Software updates. You? ”
I glanced down at mine. Sure enough, software updates. In the top right corner, however, he’d scribbled in his smooth handwriting:
Take a chance. A trip to the dentist can fix some painful aches.
My heart sank. If he was giving me dating advice, we’d clearly entered The Friend Zone. Obviously he wasn’t going to take a chance with the brunette who couldn’t afford to highlight her hair.
“So?” Ellen’s eyes sparkled. “What’s it going to be? TV with Chester or a blind date with a guy your best friend has complete confidence you’ll adore?”
I stared at Noah’s note.
Take a chance? I’d taken plenty. My high school boyfriend? Turned out to be mostly hormones. My numerous dates in college taught me zilch about romance and plenty about the dos and don’ts of drinking. Ah, yes, and let’s not forget my recent fiascos.
Seriously, why would any smart girl put her heart on the chopping block again? Mine had been diced up enough already, thank you very much.
Maybe it’d be worth the risk with Noah, but he had big plans. The thought of him with another girl made me nauseous. He might be in a committed relationship or, gasp, engaged.
“I’m waiting.” Ellen slipped into my cubicle, filling up the empty space Noah had vacated. “What’s it going to be?”
Ellen had her romantic date with Henry, Melinda had her hot evening with Mr. A-list, and I had another TV marathon with my loyal pooch. If I didn’t take Ellen up on her matchmaking, I’d probably obsess all night over Noah’s big Heart Day plans.
Maybe Noah was right.
Maybe I should take one last chance.
At the very least, it could be a distraction….
“Okay, okay.” I spun my chair to face Ellen. “You can let Cupid shoot me with his arrow one last time.”
Her face lit up. She squealed, then clapped her hands. “I’m all over it. I’ll call you with the details. You won’t regret it.”
“Famous last words,” I muttered as Ellen hurried away to set up my last blind date.
****
After work, I went home and browsed through my closet. “Hmmm. What does one wear on a date they don’t want, with someone they don’t even know?”
Ruff! Ruff!
“You love me in my sweats. Don’t you, baby?” I patted Chester on the head then went back to my search.
I found black pants and a red sweater. Red? On Valentine’s Day? “I refuse to be a walking cliché.”
Chester stared up at me and wagged his tail.
Ruff!
“You’re right, boy. My heart is totally not in this.” I tossed the pants and top onto my bed and reached for my cell to cancel.
Before I could dial, a picture of Ellen on her wedding day appeared on my Blackberry screen. I cringed as
Forever in Love
by Kenny G rang out. I pressed talk. “Keep your hands off my cell phone.”
Ellen giggled with glee. “Plugged that in while you were at lunch. One day you’ll be forever in love. Maybe it’ll happen tonight. You haven’t changed your mind, have you?”
“Yes, actually.” I dropped onto my bed, threw an arm over my eyes, and felt Chester nuzzle his way under my elbow. “I’m sorry, El. I just can’t.”
“Oh, no. You’re going.” Her voice went from sweet to stern. “Henry says you not only have to go, but you’d better have a blast after what he sacrificed.”
A wet tongue slid across my cheek. “What do you mean?”
“We called The Boat House and changed our reservation to your name.”
I sat upright. “What?”
“It’s Valentine’s Day, my dear.” Dishes clanked and it sounded like the water was running. “Everything’s booked.”
“I’m not gonna steal your romantic holiday evening. No way.”
“Oh, yes you are.” Her tone told me not to mess with her. “I gave you our rez because I love you and I want you to be as happy as I am. I’m sorry you had a few lousy dates, but it’s time to try again. Take another risk. That’s how you’ll find your true love. Your Henry.”
Tears sprang into my eyes. How could she sound so sure? I’d hit thirty-years-old last month. Finding eternal love or even a decent soul mate felt hopeless. Chester cuddled into my lap and I set my hand on his warm, soft head.
An awkward silence filled the line.
“Promise me you’ll give this guy a chance.” Her voice lowered an octave. “Not like the last one.”
I sniffed and grabbed a tissue. “What?”
“I heard how you cut your date short with Timothy because you had to go home and clean out your freakoid dog’s litter box.”
“Unlike you, I live in an apartment and work all day. He loves his litter box.” My eyes were moist, but I managed to chuckle. “You know Chester won’t go unless his area is pristine.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Fine.” I squeezed my eyes shut and sighed. “I’ll meet your Ten and have an open mind with the mystery man. Can you at least give me a clue? Does he have hygiene issues I should know about? Bodies buried in his backyard?”
“No way.” Ellen’s voice was firm. “You forget how well I know you, Rachel Price. If I give you one detail, you’ll twist it into a reason to stay home and clean your refrigerator.”
“Litter box.”
“Exactly.” She paused. “Just show up at The Boat House at 7:30 p.m. sharp, smile, and give love a chance.”
Love? With a stranger? Not likely.
Then, I remembered that Ellen had been single six months ago. Something stirred inside me. A flittering feeling that felt like…hope.
****
Being a woman of my word, the cab dropped me off at The Boat House in Old Sacramento at seven-thirty in the evening. I asked the driver to come back at nine o’clock sharp. After meeting my blind suitor, I’d no doubt get depressively drunk and I figured an hour and a half was my good faith limit for disasterville.
Lots of faith in love.
Yeah, that was me.
I walked up to the hostess, avoiding even a glimpse of all the lovey-dovey couples in the waiting area of this swanky restaurant. “Reservation for Rachel Price.”
The hostess eyed my outfit. I’d worn all black to suit my mood. She, on the other hand, wore a bright pink dress and fingered her way down the list on her podium.
“The other party is already here. Right this way.” She led me to a table in the rear with a scenic view of the river.
I spotted the back of my date’s head and evaluated. Short, sandy-brown hair. Collared shirt. No red flags—yet. He probably had long pointy canines he’d sink into my jugular.
“Here you are. Marcia will be your server and she’ll be right with you.” The hostess gestured to the empty seat and Mystery Guy stood to pull out my chair.
Impressive. I moved to sit down and prepared for the bite. “Thank you. I….” My voice trailed off and my mouth stayed open as I fell back into my chair.
“Noah?”
He smiled and those crinkles appeared on either side of his gorgeous blues. “Surprise.”
To say the least. “Wha…what are you doing here?”
Instantly, I imagined scenarios that made my heart race. That he had a crush on me, too. That we’d laugh and flirt over dinner, make out afterwards, get married, have babies, grow old together, and—
“—I’m saving you from the dentist.”
“The dentist?” Then, I remembered our conversation at work. “Oh.”
He was just being nice. Any lingering hope leaked out of me.
Not noticing, he slipped into his seat. “You seemed less than thrilled about meeting someone new, so I figured you wouldn’t be too disappointed if I showed up instead.”
True. “But how….”
“Good evening. I’m Marcia.” A tall, dark-haired woman appeared. “Would you care to order a cocktail? Our drink special tonight is Love Potion.” Her voice and facial expression lacked any spark of enthusiasm. “Comes in a Martini glass.”
“Sounds cheesy,” I blurted.
“It does.” Noah held up his middle and index fingers. “We’ll take two.”
“Two Love Potions coming right up.” She nodded and disappeared.
I guffawed at Noah’s festive beverage choice. “You don’t even know what’s in it.”
“If we’re going to celebrate the Hallmark holiday together, we should really go all out. How bad can it be?” He winked at me and feather-like flutters tickled my belly.
Actually, with the turn the night had taken, drinking mouthwash would’ve tasted fine. At least I’d get to spend the evening with Noah even if it was just as friends. “Our waitress doesn’t come across as happy to be here.”
“Her mood seemed kind of grim, huh? Maybe she has an appointment with the dentist later she’s worried about.” His lips twitched into a grin.
“I can’t believe you pulled this off.” The red rose centerpiece made me smile. I lifted a rose and breathed in the aroma. Ellen was going to have some serious explaining to do. “What happened to your big plans?”
He grinned. “You mean watching Duke versus North Carolina with Bubbles? I figured I’d have more fun going out with you.”
“Bubbles?” With that kind of name, I couldn’t decide whether or not I needed to be jealous.
“My golden retriever. They named her at the pound before I rescued her. In case you were wondering.” He leaned forward in his chair. “Duke v. NC is a big deal. With March Madness right around the corner, this game could turn out to be a preview of the Final Four.”
Sports talk. I had no idea how to translate that. If his big plans were to watch basketball with his dog, then that suggested…. “Does this mean you’re single?”
He nodded and then reached for his water. “Would I be here if I weren’t?”
“But you’re hot.” Oh, good job, Rachel. Impress him with your intelligence, why don’t you?
He choked on his sip, coughed into his hand, then set his glass down. “I’ll take that as a compliment, but as long as we’re comparing looks…are you sure you’re single?”
A zing went through me. Man, he was smooth. Very smooth.
“Yes, I am.” I smirked. “Single, that is. Like you.”
He laughed and I could feel the smoldering going on. “Good. Glad that’s settled.”
The waitress returned with our mystery drinks, took our orders, then left without a hint of a smile.
Noah eyed his martini glass. “Time to find out if it’s toxic.”
“Should we take turns in case one of us has to call 911?” I asked, playfully.
He leaned toward me, his face sobering. “I say we go down together.”