“I am sorry, Mr. President,” whispered Knefhausen.
“Don’t be sorry! What I got to judge by is results. You know what it takes to keep that pump going just so you won’t drown? Gas is rationed, Knefhausen! Takes a high national priority to get it! I don’t know how long I’m gonna be able to justify this continuous drain on our resources if you don’t cooperate.”
Sadly, but stubbornly, Knefhausen said: “As far as I am able, Mr. President, I cooperate.”
“Yeah. Sure.” But the president was in an unusually good mood today, Knefhausen observed with the prisoner’s paranoid attention to detail, and in a moment he said: “Listen, let’s not get uptight about this. I’m making you an offer. Say the word and I’ll fire that dumb son-of-a-bitch Harry Stokes and make you my Chief Science Adviser. How would that be? Right up at the top again. An apartment of your own. Electric lights! Servants—you can pick ’em out yourself, and there’s some nice-looking little girls in the pool. The best food you ever dreamed of. A chance to perform a real service for the U. S. of A., helping to reunify this great country to become once again the great power it should and must be!”
“Mr. President,” Knefhausen said, “naturally, I wish to help in any way I can. But we have been all over this before. I’ll do anything you like, but I don’t know how to make the bombs work again. You saw what happened Mr. President. They’re gone.”
“I didn’t say bombs, did I? Look, Kneffie, I’m a reasonable man. How about this. You
promise to use your best scientific efforts
in any way you can.
You say you can’t make bombs; all right. But there will be other things.”
“What other things, Mr. President?”
“Don’t push me, Knefhausen. Anything at all. Anything where you can perform a service for your country. You give me that promise and you’re out of here today. Or would you rather I just turned off the pump?”
Knefhausen shook his head, not in negation but in despair. “You do not know what you are asking. What can a scientist do for you today? Ten years ago, yes. Even five years ago. We could have worked something out maybe; I could have done something. But now the preconditions do not exist. When all the nuclear plants went out—When the factories that depended on them ran out of power—When the fertilizer plants couldn’t fix nitrogen and the insecticide plants couldn’t deliver—When the people began to die of hunger and the pestilences started—”
“I know all that, Knefhausen. Yes or not?”
The scientist hesitated, looking thoughtfully at his adversary. A gleam of the old shrewdness appeared in his eyes.
“Mr. President,” he said slowly. “You know something. Something has happened.”
“Right,” crowed the president. “You’re smart. Now tell me, what is it I know?”
Knefhausen shook his head. After seven decades of vigorous life, and another decade of slowly dying, it was hard to hope again. This terrible little man, this upstart, this lump—he was not without a certain animal cunning, and he seemed very sure. “Please, Mr. President. Tell me.”
The president put a finger to his lips, and then an ear to the door. When he was convinced no one could be listening, he came closer to Knefhausen and said softly:
“You know that I have trade representatives all over, Knefhausen. Some in Houston, some in Salt Lake, some even in Montreal. They are not always there just for trade. Sometimes they find things out, and tell me. Would you like to know what my man in Anaheim has just told me?”
Knefhausen did not answer, but his watery old eyes were imploring.
“A message,” whispered the president.
“From the
Constitution
?” cried Knefhausen. “But, no, it is not possible! Farside is gone, Goldstone is destroyed, the orbiting satellites are running down—”
“It wasn’t a radio message,” said the president. “It came from Mount Palomar. Not the big telescope, because that got ripped off too, but what they call a Schmidt. Whatever that is. It still works. And they still have some old fogies who look through it now and then, for old times’ sake. And they got a message, in laser light. Plain Morse code. From what they said was Alpha Centauri. From your little friends, Knefhausen.”
He took a sheaf of paper from his pocket and held it up.
Knefhausen was racked by a fit of coughing, but he managed to croak: “Give it to me!”
The president held it away. “A deal, Knefhausen?”
“Yes, yes! Anything you say, but give me the message!”
“Why, certainly,” smiled the president and passed over the much-creased sheet of paper. It said:
PLEASE BE ADVISED. WE HAVE CREATED THE PLANET ALPHA-ALEPH, IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND. WE WILL SEND OUR FERRIES TO BRING SUITABLE PERSONS AND OTHERS TO STOCK IT AND TO COMPLETE CERTAIN OTHER BUSINESS. OUR SPECIAL REGARDS
TO DR. DIETER VON KNEFHAUSEN, WHOM WE WANT TO TALK TO VERY MUCH. EXPECT US WITHIN THREE WEEKS OF THIS MESSAGE.
Knefhausen read it over twice, stared at the president and read it again. “I—I am very glad,” he said inadequately.
The president snatched it back, folded it and put it in his pocket, as though the message itself was the key to power. “So you see,” he said, “it’s simple. You help me, I help you.”
“Yes. Yes, of course,” said Knefhausen, staring past him.
“They’re your friends. They’ll do what you say. All those things you told me that they can do—”
“Yes, the particles, the ability to reproduce, the ability, God save us, to build a planet—” Knefhausen might have gone on cataloguing the skills of the spacemen indefinitely, but the president was impatient:
“So it’s only a matter of days now, and they’ll be here. You can imagine what they’ll have! Guns, tools, everything—and all you have to do is get them to join me in restoring the United States of America to its proper place. I’ll make it worth their while, Knefhausen! And yours, too. They—”
The president stopped, observing the scientist carefully. Then he cried “Knefhausen!” and leaped forward to catch him.
He was too late. The scientist had fallen limply to the duck-boards. The guard, when ordered, ran for the White House doctor, who limped as rapidly to the scene as his bad legs and brain soaked with beer would let him, but he was too late too. Everything was too late for Knefhausen, whose old heart had failed him … as it proved a few days later (when the great golden ships from Alpha-Aleph landed and disgorged their bright, terrible crewmen to clean up the Earth), just in time.