Racked (A Lt. Jack Daniels / Nicholas Colt mystery) (5 page)

As for the Bugs who had been there earlier, he was looking at a dozen years, hard time, minimum. And with no front teeth, I had a feeling he would be really popular in prison.

“I’ll go get us another round of drinks,” I said. “You guys want the same?”

“Surprise us this time,” Anil said.

I looked at Jack. She nodded.

I weaved through the crowd, finally made it to the front and got the attention of a bartender.

I gestured toward the chalkboard, where Molly had written the cocktail du jour and its special price. It was a drink I’d never heard of. Or maybe I’d heard of it, but had forgotten.

“Let me guess,” I said. “Something tall and fruity. A rum drink, maybe. And I bet each one comes with one of those silly little paper umbrellas. And an orange slice or something.”

“Exactly,” the bartender said.

I hesitated. “All right, then. Three of those.”

“You’re with Anil, right? I’ll get Ashley to bring them to your table.”

I walked back over and sat next to Jack.

“Where’s our drinks?” she said.

“They’ll be here shortly.”

“This has been one hell of a day,” Anil said. “Of course my insurance will take care of everything—everything except the ring. The ring cannot be replaced. It was one of a kind.”

“What are you talking about?” I said.

“I thought you knew about the ring. I’d bought it for—”

“Of course I knew about it. You showed it to me. The Bugs Bunny Bandit admitted to taking it, but it wasn’t in his bag. I thought it might have turned up during the search.”

“It didn’t.”

“Maybe he swallowed it,” I said.

Anil’s nose crinkled. “I hope not. That would be terrible.”

I turned to Jack. “Would we need a warrant to get an x-ray?”

“No way,” Anil said. “If that criminal swallowed the ring, how could I ever put it on my sweet wife’s finger?”

“Maybe he didn’t swallow it,” I said. “Maybe he just shoved it up his—”

“I don’t want to hear this.” Anil shook his head violently.

I considered another possibility. “Bugsy said he tripped in the dark when he was running away,” I said. “Maybe the ring fell out of his bag.”

Anil shook his head. “We’ve checked the entire bar. We found the case it came in, but the ring is nowhere.”

“Occam’s razor,” Jack said. “The easiest answer is probably the simplest. Colt, you spent a minute or two alone with the bandit after he jumped, while I was coming down the stairs.”

I raised my hands in mock surrender. “Would you like to frisk me, Lieutenant?”

“I’ll pass.”

“You were alone with him, too,” I said. “Before the police arrived.”

“I’ll also pass on your upcoming offer to frisk me,” she said.

“You’re no fun,” I said, playfully.

“But seriously. Think about it. We weren’t the only ones alone with the bandit.” She looked at Anil. “Your new bartender. Molly. What do you know about her?”

“I just hired her last week. She’s smart, confident, nice to look at. Knows how to make a good drink without over pouring.”

“Did you check her references?” Jack asked. “Check for a police record?”

“I… well, I… no.” Anil’s shoulders slumped. “I didn’t check.”

“The police searched her car,” I said.

“Her entire car?” Jack asked. “It would be easy to hide something as small as a ring. Lots of places that aren’t apparent. Inside the gas cap. Or the air filter. The space behind the glove compartment. Also, I know she was patted down, but how thorough was that?”

I nodded. “I saw her messing around in the glove compartment. But she could have just as easily stuck the ring in her—”

“Enough!” Anil put his hands together as if in prayer. “Can we please stop talking about the various body cavities where the ring might have been hidden?”

I glanced at Jack. I could see the wheels turning in her head.

“I’ll be back in a minute,” she said. “I need to make some phone calls.”

I got up and let Jack out, then sat back down.

I looked at Anil.

Anil looked at me.

We both shrugged.

A few minutes passed, and we still hadn’t gotten our drinks. Jack returned and slid in beside me.

“They found it,” she said.

Anil lit up like Christmas. “They did? But how? Who?”

I raised an eyebrow. “Are you telling me Molly was in on it all along? That she helped Bugsy—”

“It wasn’t Molly,” Jack said. “It was Rey Aquino.”

Anil and I both said, “Huh?”

“I’m guessing, mostly, but based on what one of the CSI guys just told me, this is probably how it went down: the bandit tripped over Rey in the dark, and when the lights came back on, Rey spotted the ring on the floor. It had fallen out of the bandit’s satchel and had rolled into the main barroom, and in a heated moment of poor judgment, Rey decided to crawl after it and keep it for himself.”

“He wants to open his own restaurant,” Anil said. “He’s been planning it for years.”

“They found the ring in his possession at the hospital,” Jack said. “Under his mattress.”

“The mattress!” Anil grinned ear-to-ear. “Thank goodness! No swallowing or shoving into orifices.”

“According to the police, Rey swears he was going to give it back. The guilt was gnawing at him.”

“But why didn’t anyone notice that Rey had crawled into the barroom?” I asked. “He was bleeding all over the place from the buckshot wounds on his legs.”

Jack smiled. “Elementary, my dear Colt. At first, nobody noticed the trail of blood he left going to the barroom and then returning to his original spot, because Molly had squirted fake blood all over the place earlier. But the CSI team took some samples and some photographs, and they were easily able to differentiate the fluids.”

“Damn,” I said.

Hard to believe that Rey would have done such a thing. But I guess the temptation had been too great.

Jack turned to Anil. “I think you’re going to have to find yourself another head cook,” she said.

Anil shook his head. “I’m not going to press charges.”

Jack made a face. “Why not?”

“Rey is my friend. He’s a family man. And he cooks an incredible shepherd’s pie.”

True enough, I thought. Rey certainly did cook an incredible shepherd’s pie.

“He’s a thief,” Jack said.

“No. He’s a chef who made a mistake. He should go to jail for years because of one moment of weakness? Rey has asked me many times to invest in his restaurant, and I always turned him down because I didn’t want to lose him.” Anil beamed. “Now I’ll never lose him. He’ll be forever in my debt. A man who gets a second chance never forgets it.”

I wasn’t so sure about that. But, truth be told, I would have missed Rey and his cooking, and the free tequila he sometimes provided me with. I just needed to make sure I wasn’t wearing any expensive jewelry next time I saw him.

“You’re a good man, Anil,” I said.

“Thank you, Nicolas. And to show you how happy I am that the both of you not only helped to catch the bandit, but also recovered my wife’s ring, for the rest of the night you can both drink for half price.”

Maybe I’d spoken too soon with the
good man
comment.

“Every third drink,” he added.

“Speaking of drinks,” Jack said, “I thought you ordered some a long time ago, Colt.”

I looked over and saw Ashley, the cocktail waitress, lift a tray from the service bar.

Our drinks.

Finally.

Jack and Anil and I sat there another thirty seconds in silence.

And then the zombies came.

The End

ABOUT THE AUTHORS

J
oe Konrath is the author of more than twenty novels and dozens of shorter works in the mystery, thriller, horror, and science fiction genres. He’s sold over two million books worldwide, and besides Jude Hardin he’s collaborated with bestsellers Blake Crouch, Barry Eisler, Ann Voss Peterson, Henry Perez, Tom Schreck, Jeff Strand, Tracy Sharp, Bernard Schaffer, and F. Paul Wilson. He likes beer, pinball machines, and playing pinball when drinking beer.
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Jude Hardin is the author of the Nicholas Colt thriller series. He graduated from the University of Louisville in 1983 with an English degree, and currently lives and works in northeast Florida. When he’s not pounding away at the computer keyboard, Jude can be found pounding away on his drums, playing tennis, reading, or wandering the streets of Vegas in a sequined white jumpsuit. For periodic updates and special offers, please sign up for Jude’s newsletter at
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Copyright © 2013 by Jude Hardin and Joe Konrath
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