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Authors: M.C. Beaton
âIf only I could,' he said.
âWhat's the arrangement with this pub, then?' asked Blenkinsop.
âWell, we're all equal partners,' said Joseph.
âThat's very fair of John Rainbird.'
âI s'pose,' said Joseph reluctantly. âBut I hates the country, and this pub is in Highgate,' he said as if Highgate were in Outer Mongolia.
âYou're like me, lad.' Blenkinsop sighed. âI like a London life. We remove to the country in the winter, mind. But we're treated well and we're never expected to poke our noses outdoors. They've got plenty of outdoor staff. Besides, I'll be retiring soon and that'll leave my job vacant. It would be fine to be able to train my successor.'
Joseph's round eyes grew rounder.
âSee here,' said Blenkinsop. âYou could always let them have your share of the money. Tell 'em, if the pub succeeds, to put a little bit by for you. Look on it as an investment. They don't need you. There's plenty o' them to run it as it is.'
Mrs Middleton walked sedately along by the Serpentine with the cook, Angus MacGregor. Although all this idea of a pub of their own was very exciting, it left one great black hole in the housekeeper's ambitions. The âMrs' was a courtesy title. Daughter of an impoverished country curate, Mrs Middleton was a spinster who had long dreamt of being married to Mr John Rainbird when they all had their independence. But Mr Rainbird, she realized with a sigh, showed no signs of wanting to be married to her, or indeed anyone. Not these days. Not since he had made a fool of himself over some useless French lady's maid who had not wanted him.
âWeel, we'll soon be free,' she realized Angus MacGregor was saying.
âYes, it seems strange,' she said. âI once read of a man who had spent years in a debtor's prison, and when friends finally raised the money to get him out, he was so bewildered and lost in the world outside that he gambled and gambled until he was back in prison again. I wonder whether I shall feel like that.'
âI wouldnae want to be married to a lady who craved to remain a servant all her days,' said the cook severely.
âWhat!' screamed Mrs Middleton, shocked into rudeness.
âI have a terrible temper,' said the cook mournfully, âand I'm aye doing things the wrong way. But let me see if I can get this right.'
He sat the bewildered housekeeper down on a park bench next to the shining water, took out a clean handkerchief, dropped it on the ground, and knelt down on one knee in front of her.
âMistress Middleton,' said Angus MacGregor, âwill you marry me?'
Mrs Middleton blinked and looked over his head at the shining water. All the colours of the day seemed sharp and incredibly bright, and from somewhere above the clouds drifted down the triumphant fanfare of trumpets.
âOh, yes, Angus,' she said.
âThat's all right then,' said the cook, jumping to his feet. âNow, we're engaged, ye may take ma arm.'
Mrs Middleton rose and shook out her skirts and allowed Angus to tuck her arm in his. She felt very young and weak and feminine. She looked shyly up at the cook, her face radiant, her frightened lines and wrinkles for the moment erased.
Angus squeezed her arm. âAh'm telling you,' he said, âwe'll run the best pub wi' the best food in the whole of England.'
âYes, we will, won't we?' said Mrs Middleton, quite breathless with happiness.
Lizzie had said her prayers. She had tried to concentrate and keep her mind above worldly things. But she still felt miserable. Why she had expected Paul Gendreau to be standing in the same church on the very day she had decided to visit it, she did not know. But the fact that the French valet was not there had left her feeling sick with disappointment.
She was about to leave when she realized that if God saw everything, he must surely know the thoughts in one little scullery maid's head. There could be no harm in asking. So Lizzie, down on her knees again, trustingly asked God to let her see Paul Gendreau again, if it should be His will.
She left the church feeling a little comforted. She was wearing a pretty leaf-green muslin gown that had been bought for her by a previous tenant. Her brown hair was washed and brushed and confined by a cherry-red silk ribbon, the first present she had ever received. She stood blinking in the sunlight after the darkness of the church, reluctant to go straight back to Clarges Street. Then she remembered that the French emigrés who had managed to smuggle out enough wealth to maintain a position had set up a sort of Faubourg St Honoré in and around Manchester Square. It was a pleasant day for a walk. And there would be no harm in just going for a look . . .
Soon she was turning off Oxford Street and into Duke Street, which led to Manchester Square. She began to hear the sound of French voices all about her. Feeling quite bold, now she had ventured this far, she stopped first one and then the other when she reached Manchester Square, asking for the direction of the Comte St Bertin. But the servants she stopped spoke no English; French servants, like their masters, often despising their host country and refusing to speak English if by chance they knew any. At last, she hit upon an English coachman who was just climbing down from the box of his carriage.
âThe Comte lived over there, miss,' said the coach-man. âBut if you was wanting to see him, you're too late.'
He pointed with his whip to a tall house that had a hatchment over the door and a mute wailing on the steps.
Lizzie looked at the shuttered windows and her heart sank.
Despite herself, she walked slowly round the square until she was standing in front of the house. Perhaps she would not have been able to recognize Mr Gendreau, even if she had seen him again, she thought. The night she had met him had been dark and rainy and she had only caught glimpses of his face in the weak light of the parish lamps in Clarges Street.
âExcuse me, miss,' said a voice at her ear. âBut I have this odd feeling we have met before.'
Lizzie started and turned about. She recognized Paul Gendreau immediately, although he was more richly dressed than she had remembered, and his eyes were sharper and bolder.
âYou walked me home from the church one evening,' said Lizzie timidly.
âAh, yes, Clarges Street. The little scullery maid. I remember.'
Lizzie dropped her eyes. Somehow that phrase âlittle scullery maid' had dashed all her dreams.
She rallied. âI am sorry your master is dead.'
Mr Gendreau spread his hands and gave a very Gallic shrug. âHe was very old, and it was expected. There is sadness in your eyes. Why? Not for me, I trust. Milord has left me a tidy sum in his will.
Voilà !
Before you now stands Paul Gendreau, gentleman.'
âI am happy for you,' said Lizzie quietly. She started to walk away. This ebullient and confident Mr Gendreau was not the quiet, attentive valet she remembered. He fell into step beside her.
âAnd why are you at liberty this free day, Miss O' Brien?'
âYou remember my name?' exclaimed Lizzie.
âYes, of course.'
âThe owner of the house where I work, the Duke of Pelham, is in residence. He has given us the day off.'
âAn unusual aristocrat. Usually they like to think of us slaving while they take their pleasures.'
âWas your master like that?'
âVery. He was a French aristocrat of the old school. Me, I am a royalist, but sometimes I used to look at him and say to myself, “Now I see why there was a revolution in France.”'
They had reached the corner of Manchester Square. Lizzie curtsied again. âGoodbye, Mr Gendreau,' she said politely. âI have enjoyed meeting you again.'
âGoodbye!' he echoed. âHere we are on a beautiful day, both free. Nonsense. We shall proceed to Gunter's and have ices.'
âGunter's!' squeaked Lizzie. âOnly ladies and gentlemen go to Gunter's.' Gunter's was the famous confectioner in Berkeley Square.
âBut you are wearing a modish gown, and me, I am dressed like a gentleman. I have saved and saved for years, and now I do not need my savings, for milord has left me plenty of money. Come, Miss O'Brien.'
He tried to cajole Lizzie into speech as they walked across Oxford Street, but Lizzie was sure that as soon as they entered Gunter's, they would be asked to leave. But they were ushered with all courtesy to a table and the amused Paul Gendreau, seeing Lizzie was too frightened to open her mouth, ordered a strawberry ice cream for her and one for himself.
âNow, Miss Lizzie,' he said, âno one is going to chase us away. No one is looking at us. Tell me why you look so sad.'
His clever eyes were warm and sympathetic. Lizzie began in bits and pieces to tell him about the pub and how the prospect of freedom was making her afraid, that she often wondered whether the others would treat her like one of the owners of the pub, or forget, and continue to treat her as a scullery maid. At times she fell silent, but, prompted by his questions, she proceeded to tell him all about Palmer, about the previous tenants, about how she was expected to marry Joseph, and how she did not love Joseph any more. At last she stopped in confusion, having never in her life before talked so much about herself.
âYou must marry whom you please,' he said gently. âWe servants are not allowed to marry, and when we get our freedom we should have the luxury of marrying whom we please.'
âBut they all expect me to marry Joseph!'
âWhen you think of marriage,' he asked, âhow do you picture it?'
âI suppose it may seem silly to you,' said Lizzie slowly, looking at his neat worldly features and clever eyes, âbut I always wanted a little place in the country and a garden and some land. I've always wanted some gentleman to care for, someone who would also care for me.'
Lizzie heaved a great sigh and a large tear rolled down her cheek and plopped into the melting remains of the strawberry ice on her plate. He took out a handkerchief and dabbed her wet cheek.
âIt is not silly,' he said. âNot right in the country, of course, but near enough to some town to have the pleasures of both. I like Bath. There are many pretty villages quite near so that one may have the pleasures of concerts and coffee rooms and bookshops, and yet enjoy the clean air of the country. I saw such a house once. He pulled out a notebook and lead pencil. âSee, it looked like this.' He sketched rapidly. âTwo storeys and a good tiled roof. I do not like the thatch. Insanitary. Plenty of windows for light, but not too many or the window tax would cripple me. A square of garden at the front, like so. And shaded by some fine elms. And roses! Red and white, over the door . . . here. And at the back, a good vegetable garden. And beyond the hedge here . . .' He looked up impatiently at a hovering waiter. âNo, my good man, we are not finished. Bring us tea and a selection of cakes and take yourself off. Where was I? Ah yes, and beyond the hedge, a pasture where one could keep, say, two cows, a horse, and perhaps a pig.'
âAnd inside? What was it like inside?' asked Lizzie.
âI never saw the inside. But I would have it so.' He turned to a clean page of the notebook.
âA dining room here on this side and a living room on the other side of the hall. A big kitchen. Probably the present one would have to be extended. Four bedrooms above, and two small ones in the attics. And if there were space enough, I would put in a room with a bath with running water. They have them now with a machine at the head of the bathtub which can supply hot water.'
âIt would be quite a lot to keep clean,' said Lizzie.
âBut I should have servants, of course. No butler, no footmen,
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, but a cook-housekeeper and two stout maids, and a man to do the rough outside work. Then nothing grand in the way of a carriage, but a gig and horse to take me into Bath.'
Tea and cakes were placed in front of them. Lizzie poured tea correctly as she had seen the fine ladies do, and treasured every moment of her outing.
âThe pub Mr Rainbird has chosen for us is in Highgate,' said Lizzie. âBut if you are going to Bath, it is unlikely you will journey that far.'
âWhen will you be free?' he asked abruptly.
âWhen Mr Rainbird says so,' said Lizzie. âNot very long now. The end of the Season at the latest.'
âThat is not very far away.'
âNo,' said Lizzie sadly. She put one of Gunter's finest cakes, half-eaten, down on her plate and wondered why it suddenly tasted like dust.
He put his elbows on the table and studied her. âI have never before met a lady quite like yourself, Miss Lizzie,' he said. âSuch prettiness â such humility.'
Lizzie looked up quickly to see if he were laughing at her, but his eyes were serious.
âGo on about your house,' said Lizzie. âI like hearing about it.'
He opened the notebook again, and then said slowly, âWhat kind of furniture shall we have in the living room?'
âWe, Mr Gendreau?'
âYes, we. There is that between us which is already very precious. When I talk about my dream house, I see you there, and you see yourself there, is that not so?'
Lizzie went very still. âI am a good Catholic, Mr Gendreau, and I could not countenance . . .'
âAnything other than marriage. Of course not. I should not be proposing to you if I thought you were the sort of lady who would settle for anything less. Stop staring at me like that, cherie, and let us get down to the practicals. Now, me, I do not like this fashion for backless sofas . . .'
âThere's one life for some Jennys and one life for the others,' said Jenny, the chambermaid, suddenly, stopping dead in the middle of the Strand.
âWhatever do you mean?' asked Alice.
âNever mind,' said fierce little Jenny.
The object of her envy, Miss Jenny Sutherland, sat in front of her glass that evening with her eyes tightly closed as Cooper dressed her hair.