Authors: M.C. Beaton
âNow, Tommy,' said Lord Guy grimly.
Tommy seized Manuel by the scruff of his neck with one large hand and ferreted in his pockets with the other. He drew out a black notebook and a sheaf of papers and newspaper cuttings. He kept hold of the servant while he tossed them over to Lord Guy.
He studied them in amazement. The notebook contained details of everything that had happened since Manuel had taken up the post as his servant. There were also cuttings from an American newspaper called the
Sun
.
Rainbird, Angus, and Joseph came bursting into the room, having heard the shot. They stood looking amazed at the smoking gun in Lord Guy's hand and the wretched Manuel being held in Mr Roger's hands.
âIf you are a spy,' said Lord Guy heavily, âyou are a damned inept one. There is not one thing here that is not common knowledge. Who are you? Speak before I shoot you.'
Manuel fell to his knees. âDon't shoot,' he pleaded. âI only want to be a great journalist, like Monsieur Cavet. Like him, I am a Frenchman.'
âI thought your country was Spain.'
âI am French by birth. I was born in Agde. My father, he is Spanish. My mother was French. My father married again, an Englishwoman, who taught me her language. I knew I would have to be cautious when we reached Spain, for I speak Spanish with a French accent. I wish to be a journalist for the American papers like Monsieur Cavet. But the newspaper told me they did not want the reports of London society, they wanted my experiences at war.'
âDo you mean to say,' said Lord Guy wrathfully, âthat you wormed your way into my household to
spy
on me?'
âNo, no, no!' wailed Manuel. âI wish to write like Monsieur Cavet. Please look at his articles . . .'
âMy stupid fellow, I have no time to look into your journalistic ambitions at the moment. Now, what did you say to Miss Jones?'
Manuel hung his head. âI think if you marry her, you no go back to Portugal. I must go to Portugal to continue my writings. So I tell her you laugh about her and say you trick her.'
Lord Guy signalled to Rainbird to step forward. âWhat do you do with me?' cried Manuel.
âI do nothing with you until I find Miss Jones and get her to marry me.'
Lord Guy turned to Rainbird. âThis man is to be locked in the cellar,' he said. âI will decide what to do with him when I return. In the meanwhile, Manuel, I will keep your notebook and these newspapers. Tommy, go with Rainbird and keep Manuel covered with your gun. When he is locked up, prepare to come with me to Brighton. We'll take the vicar with us!'
Miss Fipps tried several times on the road to Brighton to get Esther to explain why she had rushed off from London. Esther stubbornly said over and over again that the children would be better removed from the danger of the mob, and although that seemed very sensible, she looked so miserable and white as she said it that Miss Fipps came gloomily to the conclusion that Something Terrible had happened between Miss Jones and Carlton during the night.
Amy and Peter were fortunately still at the age when they considered all adult behaviour incalculable and as little subject to reason as that of the ancient Greek gods. Foremost in their minds was
the thought that they were going to see the sea for the first time in their lives.
As they neared Brighton and the children were screaming with delight at the sight of the grey sea lying below them, Miss Fipps asked timidly, âWhere do you intend to stay, Miss Jones? At an hotel?'
âNo,' said Esther. âI shall find a house.'
âPerhaps there will not be one to rent,' ventured Miss Fipps timidly.
âThen I shall buy one,' said Esther.
Miss Fipps sighed. How wonderful to have so much money that it was a matter of indifference whether one rented a house or bought it.
She did not know that Esther, normally thrifty, cared for her wealth only in that it might supply some means of material comfort to ease the bruising her soul had received at Lord Guy's hands.
Miss Fipps was feeling tired and slightly sick from the swaying of the carriage. She was sure they would search until nightfall for a house and finally end up at an hotel.
But no sooner had they arrived in Brighton than Esther sent her footmen off to find out agents with houses for sale or rent. By an hour's time, she had taken possession of an elegant house on the Steyne, renting it and its servants for a month â the owners, who had not expected to find a tenant until the summer, being so overwhelmed with a generous offer of hard cash that they had promptly moved out and inflicted themselves on their relations for the month.
Standing in the middle of a pretty drawing room, Esther rapped out orders like a general. The carriage was to return to London and bring the rest of the luggage from Berkeley Square. The new maid, Charlotte, was to accompany the baggage so that she might begin her training under Esther's eye. Fires were to be lit in all the rooms. Accompanied by the housekeeper, Esther walked through the bedrooms examining the linen to make sure it was dry and aired, the cellars to see they were properly stocked, and the kitchens to make sure there was a sufficient quantity of food.
It was getting on for six in the evening. The children were clamouring for a walk by the sea, and Esther, frightened to let herself sit down and think, said she would take them.
It was a chilly spring evening as she walked on the pebbly beach with the children running before her. The waves advanced and retreated, moving the shingle back and forward with a sad, sighing sound. The sun was setting, laying out a long golden path across the sea from shore to horizon.
How wonderful it would be, thought Esther wretchedly, to walk into that golden path and keep on walking until the sea covered her head, that cropped head which the fickle and philandering Lord Guy had not liked.
When she saw the figures of two men approaching from the distance, along the beach, she called sharply to the children. She was not accompanied by a maid or footman and did not want two bucks
to take her for a governess or nursery maid, not knowing that the richness of her new wardrobe and the stern haughty look on her face made such a mistake nigh impossible.
But Peter and Amy appeared deaf to her calls as they ran and played and shouted to each other.
She called again, more sharply. But to her horror, the children were now running towards the two approaching figures. One was tall and slim and elegant, and the other, short and swarthy.
With a fast-beating heart, Esther recognized Lord Guy and Mr Roger.
The sudden hope in her heart made her feel sick.
Amy and Peter had reached Lord Guy. He was laughing down at them. He ruffled Peter's red curls, and then, holding each child by the hand, he continued to walk towards Esther.
When he came up to her, he was laughing at something Peter had said, but the gaze he turned on Esther was stern and cold.
He held up his hand as she began to speak, and said, âTommy, take the children back to the house and tell them what is to happen this evening. Children, we are to have something of a party, and you must wear your best clothes and be on your best behaviour.'
âA party!' screamed Amy in delight. âWhat is it for?'
âThat is a secret,' he said. âIf you go now and if you are very good, perhaps Mr Roger will tell you.'
âYou cannot come down here and start ordering my brother and sister about,' cried Esther.
But Amy and Peter were already dancing off beside Mr Roger, plying him with excited questions.
He waited until they were out of earshot and then turned to Esther.
âYou owe me an explanation, madam,' he said.
âI owe
you
an explanation!' said Esther.
âWhy did you run away? I had a time of it finding you. I tried all the hotels and inns and finally roused the agents. I discovered your house just when I had nigh become sick and tired of looking for it.'
âYou came to look for me,' said Esther in wonder.
âMadam, I am not in the habit of visiting Brighton out of season for any normal reason. Why did you leave? What did Manuel say?'
âYour servant? He told me you had been . . . laughing . . . about how you had tricked me.'
âManuel, it appears, is a budding journalist, a fool and probably quite mad.'
âA journalist!'
âThe silly idiot thought to make a name for himself in an American newspaper, like some French journalist called Cavet. Alas, for poor Manuel! This Cavet writes as if he had obtained a post in a noble household and goes on to describe scandalous happenings in the household. But it is all fiction. Only Manuel could believe that someone called Lord Pink really existed. The articles were translated into French and published in the French papers, which is where Manuel first read them. This journal, the
Sun
, went so far as to
encourage him in his folly by suggesting in a letter written to Manuel a year ago that he confine his reports to that of a servant at war. He evidently tried to pass his time in London by taking notes of troop movements.'
âHe is despicable!' said Esther.
âI do not know what to do with him now. I studied the drafts of some of his articles on the journey here. Amazingly enough, apart from occasional lapses into bad English, he writes extremely well. The descriptions of Portugal were so vivid I could almost fancy myself back there. I have him locked in the cellar in Clarges Street. But now we have disposed of Manuel, the question remains why you believed such a farrago of nonsense.'
âYour reputation,' said Esther, hanging her head. âMy father played such a trick once on a girl, made love to her and ruined her. She did not know he was married.'
â'Fore God, Esther, I am unwed, and I am not your father, and your own reputation is now somewhat soiled.'
âI do not have your experience of love affairs,' said Esther, blinking tears from her eyes.
He sighed wearily and turned away from her and looked out to sea.
âI should not have distrusted you,' said Esther shakily. âI had always thought myself intelligent and sensible. But I am so confused. The world of the
ton
has different moral laws from my own private world.'
He turned back to her. âWe are wasting time. Come. I have brought the vicar with me. We must be married while he is still sober.'
âMarried? Do you feel you
have
to marry me?'
âYes,' he said baldly. He made no move to take her in his arms and his eyes were as cold as the darkening sea.
âThen I will not marry you,' said Esther. âConsider yourself free.'
He drew a pistol from his pocket and levelled it at her.
âYou are going to marry me and no one else, Esther, so start walking back to that house you have rented as quickly as possible.'
Esther gave a nervous laugh. âMay I point out that it is the man who is usually forced to marry at gunpoint?'
âI am in no mood for jesting,' he said coldly. âMarch.'
So Esther marched, her thoughts in a miserable turmoil. All her initial hope and elation at seeing him was dying away. Although he might have led a scandalous life, Lord Guy was as much a member of the
ton
as Mr Brummell. Where she stumbled, he moved with easy grace through the peculiar ways of society. He had stayed alone with her, he had kissed her in public. He felt he had to marry her.
He had moved next to her and taken her arm in a strong grip, speaking only once to remind her he had the gun in his pocket.
*Â Â *Â Â *
âWhy is Esther looking so white and miserable?' whispered Amy to Miss Fipps.
âBride nerves,' said Miss Fipps. âAll ladies look thus at their wedding.'
Reassured, Amy clutched her little nosegay of flowers and prepared to take her place behind Esther at the âaltar' â an escritoire draped in red velvet that had been set up at the end of the drawing room. The vicar, the Reverend Abraham Pascombe, seemed to be in a state of suppressed fury, which indeed he was. He had never felt so sober in his life. Neither Mr Roger nor Lord Guy had allowed him anything stronger than coffee, saying he could drink as much as he liked after the ceremony was over. He drawled and droned his way through the wedding service until he heard the jolly sound of a cork being pulled coming from the dining room across the hall, where the servants were preparing the wedding supper. He brightened perceptibly and rattled through the rest of the proceedings with an almost indecent haste.
In all her misery and bewilderment, Esther could reflect only that there was a lot to be said for the efficiency of an army man combined with the talents of Miss Fipps. How had they managed to find, not only a bouquet for herself, but a nosegay for Amy, and huge vases of flowers for the room at such short notice? She stumbled her way through the responses, pausing only to raise her eyebrows when she thought she heard the vicar mumble, âOh, get on with it, do!'
No sooner were she and Lord Guy pronounced man and wife than the double doors leading to the hall were thrown open and a small orchestra, magically found by Mr Roger and dragged from a nearby hotel, began to play the wedding march.
At the supper, Mr Roger toasted the health of the bride and bridegroom. Mellowed with wine, the vicar got to his feet and made his speech, which was surprisingly urbane and witty. He was at that stage where he had drunk enough to be clever and not yet enough to become maudlin. Lord Guy made a graceful speech. He considered himself the happiest of men, he said, looking down at his bride thoughtfully, as if measuring her for her coffin.
Esther, unused to much wine, drank a great deal. At first it worked, giving her a feeling of elation, making her feel sure he really loved her and was not just doing what he considered to be his duty.
But as the supper drew to its close and the tired children were taken upstairs to the nursery, she found she was becoming sober again. And very frightened.
At last, it was time to go upstairs to bed with her lord. Miss Fipps cried a little and kissed Esther warmly. Mr Roger kissed her as well and then held back the vicar, who was advancing on Esther with a lustful gleam in his eye.