Revenge of the Wannabes (23 page)

“No problem,” Faux-livia said. “How do I do it?”

“Ugh, are you serious?” Alicia hung up. “Useless,” she grumbled.

The musky smell of boy’s deodorant mixed with laundry detergent and sweaty socks was everywhere. Alicia wasn’t sure if she actually liked the odor but decided she’d better get used to it.

She lifted her cell phone and took a picture of his chocolate brown walls. They were covered in posters of Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, and a bunch of rock bands Alicia couldn’t care less about.

“Cute.” Alicia sighed when she saw his twin beds and their matching blue comforter covers. She took a picture of his color-coordinated throw pillows.

Alicia got shots of his white digital clock radio, the stack of
Car and Driver
magazines by his bed, and a glass of moldy orange juice.

A
Sports Illustrated
swimsuit calendar was tacked above his computer and Alicia leaned in to see what he had planned for the holidays. Were they going to any of the same parties?
THE STROKES
was written in big red letters beside the dates of their New York tours. Just below that, in blue he’d written,
ASK “A” TO GO
.

Alicia’s palms started to sweat uncontrollably and she fought the urge to scream. “Ehmagawd,” she whispered to herself.

Alicia took four pictures of the calendar and then quickly stuffed her phone in her pocket when she heard Harris’s footsteps.

“Sorry ’bout that,” he said as he strolled back into the room. He pulled a black tube of ChapStick out of his Levi’s pocket and smeared the peach-colored wax all over his naturally red lips.

“It’s okay.” Alicia giggled. She shifted from one foot to the other before leaning back and resting her butt on the edge of his dark wood desk. … Now what?

When Harris had driven her home, the music in his Mustang was blasting, so they didn’t have to talk. But it was silent in his bedroom and he was staring straight at her.

“Cool shirt,” Alicia said, pointing to his baggy white tee. “Who makes that?”

Harris turned his neck and pulled the label out of the back. “Hanes.”

“Love them,” Alicia said. She turned her head slightly to the side and raised her eyebrows, forcing herself to look into his green eyes. She had seen that move drive a man wild on
The Young and the Restless
. But Harris didn’t seem to notice. He sat on his bed and grabbed his iPod off the night table. He started clicking through his playlists. Once he found the right song, he pushed a button and a loud, thrashing guitar solo blasted through his speakers and filled the room with the sound of angst.

“How awesome is this?” he said, playing air guitar.

Alicia loved watching his long dark bangs flop around his face. Their kids would definitely have perfect hair.

“So, uh, what are you doing this weekend?” she asked, hoping he would finally ask her to the concert. The anticipation was maddening.

“You know, the usual.” He was still strumming.

“Cool,” Alicia shouted over the music. And then, in a final attempt to do something sexy, she winked.

“No way,” Harris said. “My chemistry teacher has the exact same eye twitch as you. I think it’s kind of cute. But then again, anything’s cute on a hottie.” He flashed Alicia a mischievous smile. She could feel herself blush.

“I don’t have an eye twitch,” she said with a playful lilt in her voice. “But I sooo love that you think I’m a hottie.”

Harris threw his head back and laughed.

“Actually it’s my chemistry teacher who’s the hottie. You should see her. She looks like Halle Berry, you know, but with a twitch.” Harris held his gaze on Alicia for a second too long. She scratched her forehead, hoping her hand would cover her pout.

Harris turned down the music, moved closer to Alicia, and put his arm around her. “You’ll be even hotter than her, though, when you get older,” he said.

Alicia smiled. “Whatevs,” she said softly.

Harris backed away from Alicia and sat on the edge of his bed. “So, do you have the Strokes tickets?” He rubbed his hands together as if he were trying to stay warm.

“Given,” Alicia said. She opened her green Coach vintage hobo bag and pulled out a small yellow envelope. “Here.”

Harris grabbed it and fell backward onto his bed. He pulled the tickets out and examined them. “Box seats! You rule!”

Alicia said nothing. She was still trying to adjust to the fact that he would choose his twitchy chemistry teacher over her.

Harris leaned over the side of his bed and pulled out an old tin film canister. He pried it open with his thumb and pulled out a thin stack of twenties. He counted out $180 and handed it to Alicia.

“No, that’s okay,” she said, waving her hand at the cash. “Consider it an early holiday present.”

Harris’s face lit up like a Christmas tree, even though he said the required, “Naw, I couldn’t. I’d feel terrible.”

“Well, maybe I could go with you, then.” She was tired of waiting for him to ask her. “And then you won’t feel so bad.”

“That would be great,” he said.

“Really?”

“Yeah.” Harris nodded.

“Cool, I can pick you up in my limo, or you can drive the Mustang if you want; it’s your call—”

“But I already promised my friend Angela.”

“Oh.” Alicia felt her throat dry up.

Harris held out his arm, offering the money again. Alicia shook her head and pretended to pull a piece of hair off her low-cut sweater. She thought of how excited she had been when she saw his calendar and punched herself in the thigh for being so stupid.

“What was that for?” Harris asked, walking toward her.

“Leg cramp.”

Harris grabbed Alicia by the shoulders and pulled her to her feet. Then he took her in his arms and squeezed her tight. But she knew this was nothing more than a pity hug.

Alicia pulled back, anxious to get away from his musty armpit. Then she lifted her dark eyes and looked up at him.

“Can I call you in a few days?” he asked with a warm smile.

“Given.” Alicia could feel herself blush. Maybe there was hope. Maybe Angela was just a friend. Maybe …

“The White Stripes are about to announce their tour dates and I’d
kill
for box seats to their show.”

The “game over” sound effect from Todd’s video games played in Alicia’s head. “’Kay, well, I have to go.”

“Thanks again,” Harris said, flashing every white tooth in his beautiful mouth.

“Yup.” Alicia picked her leather bag off the floor and stormed out of his room, slamming the door behind her. She considered running back in and blaming her dramatic exit on a sudden gust of wind. But why bother? If he wanted to think she was upset, let him. Maybe next time he would think twice about using her.

The tears started to come and Alicia raced down the stairs, hoping to get away before she ran into Cam. She had been humiliated enough for one day … or so she thought.

When Alicia opened the front door, she gasped.

“Massie?” Alicia said. She hadn’t spoken to her ex-friend in days and her name sounded strange coming out of Alicia’s mouth.

Massie looked away. “Is Cam here?”

“Hi, Alicia.” Cam appeared from the kitchen with a smile. “Come on in, Massie.”

“Thanks.” Massie pushed past Alicia.

“Is Harris still upstairs?” Cam asked.

“Oh yyyeah.” Alicia tried to look sexy and devious when she answered him. She wanted Massie to think they had spent the afternoon kissing. “I had to tear myself away because I have to meet a bunch of friends. It wasn’t easy.” “Uh, okay.” Cam looked confused.

“Cam, let’s go to your room.” Massie smacked him playfully on the butt and he took off up the stairs. She chased after him.

“Bye, Alicia!” Cam yelled.

But Alicia was too choked up to answer. She let herself out and ran toward her silver-and-red Schwinn that she had dumped on the lawn.

Once she was halfway down Holly, Alicia cried openly. She hated that Harris chose Angela over her. But most of Alicia’s tears were for Massie. They were complete strangers.

If they hadn’t been fighting, Alicia would have been on the phone with Massie right now, making plans to meet at Starbucks. Once they got there, they would have sat beside each other on the purple velvet couch by the window, blowing on their fattening chai lattes and resting their feet on the coffee table in front of them. Alicia would have made Massie pinky-swear that she would not repeat the truth about Harris. And Massie would explain why she was going behind Claire’s back to be with Cam. By the time the sugar and caffeine kicked in, they would be doubled over laughing.

But now that Alicia and Massie were enemies, there would be no meeting at Starbucks.

The tears were coming even harder now and Alicia wiped her eyes with the Louis Vuitton scarf that was tied around her wrist. The Block estate was only five minutes away and if she pedaled fast enough, she could be there in three. She was desperate to tell Claire what really happened at the Fishers’ house. Of course she would skip the part about Harris and Angela and go straight to the story about Massie and Cam.

T
HE
B
LOCK
E
STATE
M
ASSIE’S
B
EDROOM

5:00
PM
December 3rd

Massie stared at the same math problem in her textbook until the numbers looked blurry. Claire usually helped Massie plot her
x
and
y
intercepts. But for the last week Claire insisted on doing her homework alone. A knock on the bedroom door brought Massie’s attention back to reality.

“Come in.” She sighed. But her mother had already stepped into the room.

“When you have a minute, would you please get your CDs and sleeping bags out of the horse barn? The workmen will be putting up the mirrors tomorrow and they need room to move around in there.”

“’Kay, I’ll do it in a bit.”

Kendra formed a tight
O
with her mouth and exhaled slowly. “Thank you.” Her rigid expression softened. “Now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?”

Massie shrugged and turned around to face her flat-screen Mac computer. Moments later she felt her mother’s thin hands on her shoulders and a tender kiss on the top of her head. The gesture reminded Massie of the way her mother treated her when she was a little girl. Massie couldn’t help wondering if her mother could sense how upset she had been lately or if her self-help book club was actually starting to relax her.

“Mom, can I ask you something?” Massie pushed her chair away from her desk and walked over to her bed. She leaned down, scooped up Bean, and crossed her legs.

“You can ask me anything you want.” Kendra sat on the edge of the bed to avoid messing up the sheets.

“Do you and Dad ever fight?”

“Of course we do.” Kendra’s posture stiffened. “Why? Did you hear our argument about the new paintings in the living room? Because if you did, you don’t have to worry. I don’t really think he’s a passive-aggressive ass—”

“No, this isn’t about paintings,” Massie said. “I was just wondering what you say to Dad when you know he’s mad at you.”

Kendra lifted her chin and smoothed her dark brown bob. “Thanks to that workshop on surrendering control, I have learned to apologize.”

“What if you didn’t do anything wrong?”

“Honey,” Kendra said, “it’s never my fault, but I still say I’m sorry.”

“Why?”

“Because if I waited around for
him
to say it, I’d be a very hostile woman,” Kendra said. “Besides, it takes strength to apologize. It’s a power move.”

Massie rubbed the backs of Bean’s ears.

“Why? Is something going on at school?” Kendra asked.

“Maybe.” Massie hung her head and bit her lower lip.

Then she lifted her eyes and looked straight at her mother for the first time. “But I didn’t do anything.” She squeezed the gold crown charm on her bracelet so hard the tiny spikes dug into her palm.

“Stay here—I’ll be right back.” Kendra hopped to her feet and left Massie’s bedroom and returned with a stack of paperback books.

“Read these.” She dumped them on Massie’s bed and smiled with great satisfaction. “When’s the last time you ever saw me mess up a bed like that?”

“Never,” Massie said.

“I know, isn’t it great?” Kendra clapped. “These books have really helped me let go.”

Massie looked at the pile of schoolbooks on her desk and sighed.

“Don’t worry, I highlighted them,” Kendra said. “It won’t take you long. But if you only have time for one, I suggest
How to Win Friends and Influence People,
by Dale Carnegie. It’s a lifesaver.” She handed the purple-and-green book to her daughter.

“’Kay.” Massie flipped through the coffee-stained pages. “Thanks.”

“Don’t thank me.” Kendra turned to leave. “Thank Dale.” She winked and gently closed the door behind her.

Massie sat on her bed for the next hour reading about Dale’s twelve principles on “how to win people to your way of thinking.” Numbers 3, 4, and 8 appealed to her the most.

When she was done, she opened her e-mail and began drafting her apology letters.

DEAR K & D,

HI. THOUGHT I’D DROP YOU A “FRIENDLY” E-MAIL. I’M SORRY I WALKED AWAY WHEN KRISTEN GOT STOPPED FOR SHOPLIFTING FROM BCBG. (BTW–ARRESTED? HOPE NOT
.) I WAS JUST UPSET THAT YOU THOUGHT I TOLD ALICIA YOUR SECRETS. BUT IF I HAVE TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT. I WOULD HAVE TOO. ANYWAY, I KNOW WHO TOLD HER. CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT.