Riley Mack Stirs Up More Trouble
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Authors: Chris Grabenstein
FOR SCHAACK VAN DEUSEN,
THE TEACHER WHO TAUGHT ME
THAT READING AND WRITING COULD BE COOL.
AND, OF COURSE, JJ
PROLOGUE
SAVANNAH MUNHOLLAND SAT STARING AT
the extremely strange message her fellow fifth grader Jamal Wilson had handed her right before she stepped into the room to serve her first ever detention:
If anyone asks, you wrote the letter.
She had no idea what it meant.
“Ms. Munholland?” snapped Mr. Ball, the assistant principal. “What are you reading?”
“Nothing, sir.”
“Do you have homework?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Then do it!”
“But, sir, I have to go home. I can't be here.”
The assistant principal rubbed his thumb in tiny circles over his index finger. “Do you know what this is, Ms. Munholland?”
“No, sir.”
“The smallest record player in the world playing âMy Heart Bleeds for You.'”
“But, my mom's at work, sir. I need to be at the house when my little sister comes home from school. . . .”
“Maybe you should've thought about your family responsibilities before you wore that shirt to school.”
Savannah looked down at her olive drab T-shirt. It had
WELL-BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY
silk-screened across the front.
“My mom gave me this. She loves history. She's a librarian.”
“Really? Then tell her to head over to the reference section and look up
school dress code
. Fairview Middle will not tolerate rabble-rousing slogans plastered across T-shirts. No, sir. Not on my watch!”
Savannah slumped down in her seat. Her poor sister. Hailey was only in the third grade and if nobody was home when she got off the bus . . .
Suddenly, the overhead intercom speaker buzzed to life.
“Mr. Ball?”
“Yes, Mrs. James? What is it?”
“Sorry to bother you sir, but, well, Principal Fowler just received a very interesting telephone call.”
“What?”
“It was from that TV show!” The school secretary sounded superthrilled.
“America's Most Talented Teachers
.”
Suddenly, the classroom door swung open to reveal Hubert Montgomery (a seventh grader so huge, he looked like he had seven other seventh graders stuffed inside him).
“Wow. Did somebody just mention
America's Most Talented Teachers
? That's my favorite . . . TV show!”
“Mr. Montgomery?”
“Yes, Mr. Ball?”
“Are you serving detention this afternoon?”
“No, sir,” the big bear said sheepishly. “I was just out here. At my locker. And I heard Mrs. James mention my all-time favorite . . . TV talent show.”
Assistant Principal Ball ripped an orange detention slip off a thick pad on his desk. “Would you like to join us today?”
“No, thank you, sir. Sorry, sir.”
Montgomery backed out of the room and shut the door.
“Mr. Ball?” said the voice through the intercom speaker. “
America's Most Talented Teachers
is
the
top-rated show on Disney's Education Channel!”
“Really? Then why haven't I ever heard of it?”
“Well, they've certainly heard of you!”
“What?”
“They want to put you on the show as a contestant. You could win fifty thousand dollars plus new uniforms for the band!”
Mr. Ball tugged at his tie and sort of smiled. “Really?” All of a sudden, he didn't sound so grouchy. “Free band uniforms?”
“Yes, sir. I hope you don't mind, but I gave the producerâa young lady with a British accent named Abigail Rose Painterâyour cell phone number.”
Just then, a cell phone blared the theme song from
Dancing with the Stars
.
“Oh, I'll bet that's her!” said Mrs. James excitedly.
Mr. Ball unclipped his BlackBerry from its belt holster. He quickly studied the caller ID screen and cleared his throat.
“Hello, Ms. Painter, this is Assistant Principal Albert Ball at Fairview Middle School. How may I be of assistance?”
Savannah and the other kids in detention hall sat in stunned silence while Mr. Ball chatted with the television producer.
“Uhm-hmm. I see. Fifty thousand dollars, eh?
And
band uniforms? Well, I'm honored. If you don't mind my asking, how did you folks hear about me? Really? Is that so?”
Suddenly, Mr. Ball was staring at Savannah.
And, he was smiling!
“Perhaps she heard me sing at last winter's barbershop quartet event out at the mall. Hmm? The finals are in Hollywood? Really?” Now Mr. Ball was actually chuckling. “Well, no, Ms. PainterâI've never flown
anywhere
first-class. Uhm-hmm. Thank you. You, too.”
Mr. Ball slid his BlackBerry back into its belt clip and motioned for Savannah to come join him up at his desk.
“Yes, Mr. Ball?” she said in a nervous whisper.
“Did you really write a letter to the folks at
America's Most Talented Teachers
?”
Savannah remembered the strange note Jamal Wilson had handed her.
“Yes, sir. I wrote the letter.”
“They might want you to be on the show, too.”
“Really?”
“To answer a few questions. About me and my singing, of course.” Mr. Ball started humming happily and opened his detention ledger. “Now then, seeing how this is your first offense and weighing the extra credit you should have earned by engaging in this commendable extracurricular activity with the television people, I hereby commute your sentence to time served.”
Savannah glanced up at the clock. She'd only been in detention hall for five minutes.
“You are free to go,” said Mr. Ball, grandly gesturing toward the door. “I hope, when talking to the folks at
America's Most Talented Teachers
, you will remember how I always strive to find the perfect harmony between justice and mercy.”
“Yes, sir.”
Savannah hurried out the door and into the hall.
That's when she saw Briana Bloomfield, the star of just about every play or musical at the middle school, tucking the same kind of push-button microphone the principal used in the office to make announcements into her backpack. Meanwhile Jake Lowenstein, another seventh grader and total technogeek, sat on Hubert Montgomery's gigantic shoulders so he could fiddle with some brightly colored wires connected to a black box under a popped-up ceiling panel.
“Assistant Principal Ball?” Briana said with a very thick, very warbly British accent into her cell phone. “Abigail Rose Painter. Sorry to bother you again, sir, but Chip Daleâhe's the star of our showâwould
love
to chat with you, one-on-one. Perhaps sample a bit of your singing?”
Jamal Wilson came bopping up the hall.
“Okay, Savannah,” he whispered. “Briana will keep Mr. Ball tied up for a few more minutes. You need to grab your bike and hurry home.” He took her by the elbow and led her toward the front of the school. “Your little sister Hailey will be the last one dropped off today.”
“H-h-how . . .”
“Seems the bus driver owes Riley Mack a favor. Something to do with stopping kids from spitballing her in the back of her head.”
“Did Riley . . . ?”
“Yep. He orchestrated this whole operation. I, of course, provided valuable assistance. Even came up with the idea for the TV show. Mr. Ball loves to sing in the faculty bathroom when he thinks no one is listening.”
Savannah looked over her shoulder and saw Jake Lowenstein and Hubert Montgomery packing up the last of their gear. Briana was still on her cell.
“Al?” she said into her phone, sounding a lot like Ryan Seacrest. “This is Chip Dale. I'd
love
to hear you sing something, buddy.”
Savannah realized that even the voice of Mrs. James, the school secretary on the intercom, had really been Briana Bloomfield!
Inside the classroom, Mr. Ball started bellowing something about “Sweet Adeline, my Adeline” and how at night “For you I pine!” He was singing so loud, Savannah could hear him all the way up the corridor to the front door.
When she and Jamal stepped outside, Riley Mackâhis red hair blazing in the sunshine, his arms folded casually across his chestâwas leaning up against the bicycle rack waiting for them.
“You better head home,” he said. “Hailey will be there soon.”
“Thank you guys so much!” gushed Savannah.
Riley shrugged nonchalantly. “We saw a wrong and tried to right it. It's what we do.”
“And, in my humble opinion,” added Jamal, “we do it better than anyone in the world. Except maybe those guys from
Mission Impossible
. They're pretty good, too.”
RILEY MACK'S EXTRAORDINARILY
awesome talents weren't the kind he could showcase on TV or at a school talent show.
If he did, he might end up in detention hall.
For life.
But a talent show was why Riley and his mom were eating Sunday brunch at Fairview's hoity-toity Brookhaven Country Club.
Brunch, Riley had discovered, was a meal halfway between breakfast and lunch. If you ate between lunch and dinner, he figured they called it dunch. Or linner.
“How are your eggs Benedict?” asked Mr. Paxton, the country club president and the guy who had invited Riley and his mom to the stuffy old mansion where men wore ties and blazers to breakfast.
“Delicious,” said Riley's mother.
Riley had ordered chicken fingers and french fries off the Little Putters kids menu, even though he was twelve. He just couldn't stand the sight of eggs Benedict: wobbly poached eggs plopped on top of an English muffin, then smothered in yellow gunk that made it look like the cook had blown a noseful of boogers all over your breakfast.
“Is this your first visit to Brookhaven, Mrs. Mack?” asked Mr. Paxton, who sounded even snottier than the eggs looked.
“Yes,” his mother answered. “We've driven past, of course, but we've never actually been inside before. Everything is so beautiful!”
The country club dining room looked like the kind of place a mom would want to be taken on Mother's Day. Real wooden chairs, not scooped-out plastic seats like the ones at Burger King. Tablecloths. Oil paintings of foxhunts on the walls. With his shaggy red hair the color of fox fur, Riley always rooted for the hunted to outfox the hunters, horses, and hounds.