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Surgeons at Walter Reed had fitted Nick's father with an artificial right arm equipped with an actual bionic hand. The hand, called an i-LIMB, contained a computer chip that transmitted impulses from the nerves in Greg Waters' damaged shoulder. Amazingly, all five fingers of the bionic hand were able to move, almost as nimbly as real ones.

Nick's father had been practicing left-handed casts every afternoon at a pond near the Truman soccer field. He could now shoot a fly seventy feet through the air, true as a bullet.

Stripping back the slick plastic line is what gave him fits. The artificial hand was protected by a special glove made of silicone, which got slippery. In addition, the mechanical fingers weren't quite coordinated enough to keep a firm grip.

"This could get ugly," Nick's father muttered after a few exasperating tries on the skiff.

"Oh, be quiet and catch us a fish," Nick's mother said.

Nick didn't care if they caught anything or not. He was perfectly happy watching his father sweep the slender rod back and forth, the line carving graceful loops in the pale sky. The snook fly, a white sparkled streamer, would settle so lightly in the water that it scarcely caused a ripple.

Nick's father had several hard strikes, but he couldn't set the hook in time; the reflexes of his artificial hand were too slow. Still, it was much better than having no hand at all.

There would be frustrating times, Nick knew, but in the end his dad was going to be fine. Only the day before, they'd staged a backyard pitching contest. Nick's mom, who'd borrowed a radar gun from a friend on the Naples police force, clocked one of Greg Waters' fastballs at eighty-one miles an hour-not too shabby for a rookie southpaw. Nick's fastest lefty pitch was only fifty-nine, and he'd almost beaned a neighbor's Siamese cat.

"Your turn, Nicky. I need a coffee break." His father stepped off the bow and passed him the fly rod.

Nick tried over and over to make a decent cast, but his timing was all messed up. The bulky plaster mold on his right arm didn't help; the clockwork motion of stripping the line was virtually impossible if you couldn't bend your elbow. More often than not, Nick wound up thrashing in a comic tangle of knots, and after twenty minutes he good-naturedly surrendered the fly rod. Throwing a baseball, he declared, was a thousand times easier.

Naturally, his mother caught the first and only fish of the morning. It was a husky ten-pound snook that jumped half a dozen times before the guide netted it.

Said Nick's dad: "We'll never hear the end of this."

By noon a westerly wind had kicked up, so the guide moved the boat to Pavilion Key, staking out on the leeward side. For lunch Nick's mom had fixed smoked turkey sandwiches and an avocado salad, which Capt. Gregory Waters pronounced the best meal he'd ever eaten. When Nick asked what sort of food he got on combat duty, he laughed and said, "It didn't matter. Everything tasted like sand."

The island was spangled with birds-herons, egrets, cormorants, terns, gulls, and even a cluster of white pelicans. The fishing guide said that only a week earlier, he'd seen a big bobcat swimming across the shallows.

Intently Nick scanned the shoreline. "Are there any panthers out here?"

The guide shook his head. "They mostly stay up in the Big Cypress and the Fakahatchee."

"You ever seen one?" Nick's father asked.

"No, sir, and I was born and raised here. Never laid eyes on one in fifty-four years."

"Nick has," said his mother. "A mother and her kitten."

The guide was impressed. "There ain't hardly any of 'em left to see," he said.

"It was on the news," Nick's mother said proudly. Once she'd learned what he'd done that day, high in the dead pine, she had immediately forgiven him for skipping school.

"I'm 'fraid I don't watch much TV," the guide remarked.

Nick's dad chuckled. "You're not missing a darn thing."

"Can I ask what happened to your arm?"

"I was in Iraq," Capt. Gregory Waters said simply.

"My oldest, he's over there now. I wish he wasn't." The guide took a bite of his sandwich and looked at Nick. "What about you?"

"I fell out of a tree. No big deal."

"I'll bet it was."

"You're right," said Nick's mother. "It was a very big deal."

Another skiff came speeding past, closer to the island. The seabirds exploded from the shore, filling the air like a starburst. Nick spotted something blue way up on the beach, and the guide said it appeared to be a small canoe.

Then he said lunch was over and it was time to go fishing again. He said the two lefties had better get with the program.

 

 

 

 

 

CARL HIAASEN has been writing about Florida since his father gave him a typewriter at age six. Then it was hunt-and-peck stories about neighborhood kickball and softball games, given away to his friends. Now Hiaasen writes a column for the
Miami Herald
and is the author of many bestselling novels for adults, including
Sick Puppy
and
Nature Girl.

Hoot,
Hiaasen's first novel for young readers, was the recipient of numerous awards, including the prestigious Newbery Honor. And
Flush,
his second book for kids, spent more than a year on the
New York Times
bestseller list.

You can read more about Carl Hiaasen's work at
www.carlhiaasen
. com.

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