Sex Lives of the Great Dictators (5 page)

Josephine actually made things easier for him. She liked to be surrounded by pretty young ladies-in-waiting. When Napoleon was in what he called his "rutting season", he would take his pick.

"Love is a singular passion, turning men into beasts," he said. "I come into season like a dog."

As Napoleon's power increased, his lovemaking became more perfunctory; but it was

important for him to keep up his image. In later life, he admitted his "feebleness in the game of love; it did not amount to much".

Napoleon's confidant General Louis de Caulaincourt summed up the situation: "It was rarely that he felt any need of love, or indeed pleasure in it. The Emperor was so eager to recount his amorous successes that one might almost have imagined he only engaged in them for the sake of talking about them."

In fact, Napoleon did not like women very much. He was candid in his opinions: "We treat women too well and by doing so have spoilt everything. We have been very wrong indeed to raise them to our own level. The Orientals are much more intelligent and sensible making women slaves."

Men, he thought, should have several wives.

"What do most ladies have to complain of? Don't we acknowledge they have souls... They demand equality! Pure madness! Woman is our property.. just as the fruit tree belongs to the gardener."

Napoleon was also convinced of the "weakness of the female intellect". His brother Joseph, he complained, was "forever shut away with some woman reading Torquato Tasso and Aretino". No doubt the flames of Napoleon's romanticism had certainly been dampened by Josephine's affair with Hippolyte Charles.

Not only did Josephine have to worry about her husband's infidelity at home, he was frequently abroad where she could not keep an eye on him. After a successful campaign against the Prussians in 1806, he moved on into Poland and Josephine began to fret about

"Polish beauties".

"Here in the wastes of Poland, one gives little thought to beauties," he wrote back.

"Besides there is only one woman for me. Do you know her? I could describe her to you but I don't want you to become conceited; yet, in truth, I could say nothing but good about her. The nights are long here, all alone."

But he was not all alone for long. After a minor victory over the Russians at Pultusk, Napoleon was hailed as the liberator of Poland. At a huge reception given for him in the Palace of the Kings in Warsaw, Napoleon spotted the twenty-year-old Countess Marie Walewska. She looked up to him as her hero. He made it clear that she was the sort of woman that he wanted to see later, in private.

She was married to a seventy-year-old count and was reputed to be chaste, modest and deeply religious. She refused his profuse invitations to share his bed. Expensive gifts did not work. When he sent her a box of jewels, she threw it on the floor.

"He must take me for a prostitute," she said.

Impassioned letters did not work either; neither did veiled threats.

"Think how much dearer your country would be to me if you take pity on my poor heart,"

he wrote.

A delegation begged Count Walewski to force Marie to "surrender herself for Poland. He did so and she went unwillingly to Napoleon's private apartments in Warsaw. There, he flung his watch on the floor and crushed it under his heel, saying that he would grind her people into the dust if she did not succumb. Then he "swooped" on her like "an eagle on a dove".

She fainted. So he raped the unconscious woman, merely noting that "she did not struggle overmuch".

Despite this inauspicious beginning, the affair lasted for three years and contemporaries maintained that the charming and devoted Marie was the only woman he ever really loved.

During his stay in Poland they lived together in Schloss Finckenstein and Napoleon called her his "Polish wife". The only problem was that, despite the fact that she had had one child by her seventy-year-old husband, Napoleon did not seem to be able to make her pregnant.

But eventually, after he had returned to France, she sent word that she had had a son.

While there had always been some doubt over the paternity of Eleonore Denuelle's child, Napoleon believed that Marie's child was his. Marie's husband gave the child his name and, as Count Alexandre Walewski, he rose to prominence under Napoleon III. However,

Countess Walewska's "sacrifice" was seen to be in vain. Later, Napoleon made a treaty with the Czar, agreeing that the very words "Poland" and "Polish" be "obliterated not only from any transaction, but from history itself".

Convinced, at last, that he was not sterile, Napoleon decided to divorce Josephine and marry someone who could give him a legitimate heir. Tired of war, he decided that dynastic alliance was a better policy. He fancied marrying a Russian Grand Duchess. The Dowager Empress was against it, claiming that Napoleon was "not as other men". If the Grand Duchess did marry him, she warned, in order to have children she would have to entertain another man in her bed.

Prince Frederick Louis of Mecklenburg-Schwerin was despatched to Paris to investigate.

Josephine, terrified of divorce as ever, lost Napoleon his Romanov bride by telling the Prince that Napoleon was impotent - "Bonaparte est bon a faire rien [Bonaparte is good for nothing]," she said.

Later, after her divorce, the twenty-nine-year-old Prince Frederick proposed marriage to the forty-seven-year-old Josephine. She refused.

Josephine also said publicly that Napoleon's semen was "no use at all; it's just like so much water". He may look like other men, she said, but then so did the famous castrato tenors of the time. Napoleon's bouts of impotence were also discussed openly in the family and news of it spread across Europe.

As Josephine had still failed to produce a son and heir, in 1809 Napoleon had their marriage annulled. Out of political necessity, Napoleon picked Marie Louise of Austria -

Marie Antoinette's niece - to be his second wife. Nevertheless, he concluded that the eighteen-year-old virgin was "the kind of womb I want to marry".

He told his brother Lucien: "Naturally I would prefer to have my mistress [meaning Walewska] crowned, but I must be allied with sovereigns."

The alliance with Austria was a political mistake. It soon led to war with Russia.

Although she had lost the battle over the divorce, Josephine continued to fight. She backed his marriage to Marie Louise in the hope that the young princess might look to her for advice. The three of them could set up a menage a trois, she thought. As the older of the two Empresses, she would naturally take precedence. However, two weeks after his marriage by proxy in March 1810, Napoleon banished Josephine from Paris. They met occasionally at Malmaison when both shed tears of joy.

Marie Louise was over twenty years Napoleon's junior. On the evening they first met, she consented to go to bed with him. His behaviour was described at the time as "more rape than wooing", but Marie Louise did not seem to mind. In fact, afterwards "she asked me to do it again," Napoleon said in a celebrated quote.

Napoleon was very much in love with her and in 1811, she produced a son and heir,

though there were rumours that artificial insemination was used. Napoleon was ecstatic. Even Josephine was pleased. Despite Marie Louise's expressed orders, she managed to see the baby secretly. She also received Countess Walewska when she visited France with her son Alexei.

When Napoleon fell from power, Josephine wanted to accompany him to Elba, but was

prevented "by his wife". Marie Louise did not go with him either though. She became Grand Duchess of Parma. Her father sent Count von Neipperg as her aide. He seduced her and she remained his mistress until the day she died. By the time Napoleon returned from Elba, Josephine was dead. Then, after Waterloo, he was exiled to St Helena and took with him four friends, all men.

There has been a great deal of speculation that Napoleon was gay. He tolerated

homosexuality in the army and refused to outlaw homosexual practices in his Napoleonic Code. Many men wrote of his "seductive charm". General de Segur put it most succinctly: "In moments of sublime power, he no longer commands like a man but seduces like a woman."

Napoleon himself" admitted that his friendships with men usually began with physical attraction. General Caulaincourt said: "He told me that for him the heart was not, the organ of sentiment; that he felt emotions only where men experience feelings of another kind: nothing in the heart, everything in the loins and in another place, which I leave nameless."

Napoleon was obsessed with the golden-haired young Czar Alexander I. This obsession eventually brought about Napoleon's downfall after the disastrous Russian expedition in 1812. When they first met on a raft on the River Tilsit, Napoleon exclaimed: "It is Apollo!"

Afterwards, he wrote to Josephine, saying: "If he were a woman I would make him my mistress."

Josephine's maid talked about Napoleon's "predilection for handsome men". His aides were often young and effeminate, and he would caress them. His secretary Meneval said Napoleon would "come and sit on the corner of my desk, or on the arm of my armchair, sometimes on my knees. He would put his arm around my neck and amuse himself by gently pulling my ear."

His aide Louis Marchand was referred to as "Mademoiselle Marchand" and Chevalier de Sainte-Croix - "a slightly built, dapper little fellow, with a pretty, smooth face more like a girl's than that of a brave soldier" - was called "Mademoiselle Sainte-Croix", while Baron Gaspard Gourgard, Napoleon's orderly for six years, referred to the Emperor as "Her Majesty".

After his disastrous campaign against Russia, Napoleon became impotent at the age of forty-two, probably due to the failure of his endocrine glands. He was also afflicted by

"burning urine", caused by deposits of calcium in his urethra.

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"She was an extraordinary combination of perfect beauty and the strangest moral laxity,"

said a contemporary. "She was the loveliest creature I had ever seen; she was also the most frivolous."

The Countess Anna Potocka agreed:

"She combined the finest and most regular features imaginable with a most shapely figure, admired - alas! too often."

In an age when most people rarely washed, Pauline's bath-time was practically a public event. Every morning a bath tub would be filled with twenty litres of fresh milk. She would strip naked, then Paul, her black slave, would carry her to the tub. When people were shocked, she said brazenly: "Why not? Are you scandalized because he is not married?"

So Pauline married Paul off to one of her maids, but he continued to carry her, naked, to her bath.

At fifteen, Pauline fell in love with forty-year-old Louis Freron, who was known as the king of the dandies. The family thought that the match was unsuitable, so Napoleon had Freron removed. To get her own back, Pauline began flirting with his officers.

To reassert control, Napoleon found Pauline a husband - Victor Leclerc, the blond, clean-cut son of a miller. As a wedding present, Napoleon promoted him to Brigadier General.

Although it was no great love match, Pauline was happy enough and bore him a son,

Dremide, in 1798.

In 1801, the French colony of Saint Domingue - now Haiti - was overrun by the slave rebellion of Toussaint L"Ouverture. Leclerc was sent to put down the uprising. Pauline did not want to leave Paris and her several lovers. (One of them wrote later: "Before she left for Saint Domingue, there were no fewer than five of us in the same house sharing Pauline's favours. She was the greatest tramp imaginable and the most desirable.") She locked herself in her bedroom for three days and only consented to go to Saint Domingue when Napoleon promised to send her regular shipments of Paris gowns.

Leclerc successfully put the rebellion down in 1802. Soon after, he caught yellow fever and died. Pauline returned to France, and back in Paris her mourning was shortlived.

Napoleon quickly found her a second husband, Count Camillo Borghese. He was an

enormously wealthy Italian, with one of the world's biggest collections of diamonds. Pauline liked his money and his title, but there was one great drawback: sexually he did not measure up. Pauline wrote to an uncle from the Villa Borghese in Rome, saying: "I would rather have been Leclerc's widow on just 20,000 francs a year than be married to a eunuch."

Pauline, however, managed to bounce from one extreme to the other. Back in Paris, she fell for Louis Philippe Auguste de Forbin, a society painter. He was reportedly hugely well endowed and Pauline could not get enough of him; but his size caused her acute vaginal distress. A doctor was called in, who found the poor girl on the verge of exhaustion. Her uterus was swollen by constant excitement and her vagina was showing signs of damage due to friction. For the sake of Pauline's health, Forbin was persuaded to join the army and was posted out of harm's way.

Pauline soon found comfort. In Nice she hired a young musician named Felix Blangini to

"conduct her orchestra". She understudied the leading actor of the day, Francois Talma, and bedded the twenty-five-year-old aide to Napoleon's chief of staff, Colonel Armand Jules de Canouville. Again, Napoleon stepped in and posted the unfortunate man to Danzig. He died in 1812 during the retreat from Moscow with a locket containing her picture hanging around his neck. Pauline was inconsolable for days.

She shared her brother's exile to Elba and, after the "Hundred Days", expressed a desire to go with him to St Helena. When the British prevented it, she returned to her husband and died of cancer, mirror in hand, at the Villa Borghese, aged forty-four.

But there is a lasting monument to her beauty. In her heyday, she had been sculpted famously as Venus reclining on a couch by Antonio Canova. Asked how she could have posed nude, she replied: "It wasn't cold. There was a fire in the studio."

Her last wish was that, at her funeral, her coffin should be closed. Instead, Canova's nude statue was brought out of storage and displayed in the church.