Read Sister Slam and the Poetic Motormouth Road Trip Online
Authors: Linda Oatman-High
“Just for us.”
I was flustered
but mustered
enough guts
to say, “We mostly
do poetry slams.”
Weston applauded,
and the white cloth
fell from his arm.
“Charming,” he said,
“how darling
farm girls
can become poets!”
“Come on, girls,”
said Vince.
“Show us
how you slam.”
I looked at Twig,
and she looked at
me, and I was
weak in the knees.
“You go first,”
I said to Twig.
Twig leaped to
her feet, and
the heat in
her face made
her cheeks flush.
Weston hushed
the customers
in the Crystal Room.
“We have a unique
treat tonight,”
he announced,
bouncing on his heels.
“Two teen poetsâ
Sister Slam and Twigâ
will delight you
as they recite to you.”
People clapped,
and Twig rapped
out her poem
about John Lennon
being dead,
leaving Yoko alone
in the bed,
and man,
did her face
turn red
when this
guy named Ted said
that he was
with the
Village Voice
and liked her choice
of rhymes.
The room exploded
with applause, whistles,
and hurrahs.
It was my turn
to work.
I felt like
a weirdo,
with everybody staring
and the glaring
of a camera's flash
from across the room.
I thought
of doing
my Gloom Pillows
and Huge Boobs poem,
but the mood
in the Crystal Room
was too upbeat
for doom.
I thought
of doing my
Lemon Pie Guy poem,
but thought
of what Twig had said
about how being mean
to people gets you nowhere.
And then I thought
of Mom, and how she believed
in being nice every day
of her way-too-short life.
Dazed, in a haze,
I decided
to recite a poem
that I'd written
trying to get over
Mom's death.
I took a breath
and began:
Another sundown,
low sunken gold.
Nights keep
on going, whole sky's
growing old.
Don't hold on
to busted junk,
dusty love, green lust,
dead sea monkeys . . .
rusty stuff nobody needs.
Throw out the fake pearls.
Bring on the love beads.
At the speed of
a beating heart,
part with the broken,
hoping to start tomorrow
soaking up free borrowed sun.
Old sorrows laid low. A new day's begun.
I was shaking,
raking my hands
through my hair.
“More!” said Jake,
and it thrilled me to the core.
So I did my other poem about Mom,
which starts like this:
All that's left here
is your empty chair.
You're in the air,
and I'm a millionaire
for loving you.
There wasn't
a cough
or a whisper
as Sister
slammed.
You could
have heard
a napkin drop
as I bebopped
and hip-hopped
my way through
the best poems
I ever wrote.
By the time
I finished,
I was shivering
with nerves, and our
meal was served.
I was gliding, wowed,
on Cloud Number Nine,
feeling so fine,
like I was surrounded
by angels. It was strange:
I
actually felt
something brush
against my faceâ
like a swishing of
wings or laceâ
but nothing was there.
Hot New Poets in the City:
Sister Slam and Twig
Staying at Waldorf
said the newspaper headline.
I had to admit
that it wasn't a bad picture:
I looked chunky but funky,
and the gap in my teeth
was actually kind of cute.
The article
quoted our poems,
and it said
that our words
were smoking,
and that we
had the Tavern
exploding, titillated
with a tizzy
of electricity.
Jake said
it was a necessity
to get in line for at least
three copies
of the
Village Voice
,
so we did,
and then we cut
out the pictures of us.
Jake taped
one to the outside of
the hotel room door
as his parents snored.
“Poetry galore!” he announced.
“Come explore the candy store
of hard-core poetry like you've
never heard it before!”
We left Jake's 'rents sleeping
and went to eat breakfast at Peacock Alley,
where they had lilies of the valley
and ice-carved hearts on the tables.
“Look,” Jake said, tracing the shape
of the ice. “You're melting this heart,
just like you melt mine.”
Twig rolled her eyes.
“Oh, brother. Butter her up, why
don't you?”
“You're just jealous,” I said,
drizzling syrup on my french toast,
“because Jake likes me the most.”
“You don't have to boast,” Twig said.
I was a mess:
wearing the same dress
I'd worn yesterday.
Twig was wearing
one of Misty's Liz Claiborne
corny sporty getups,
and she looked ridiculous:
all meticulous like a
country club mother or something.
I still hadn't called Pops,
and Twig wasn't big
on calling her parents either.
We guessed
that Jake's 'rents
had forgotten
all about the calls.
“Enough alcohol,”
Jake said,
“and they can forget
their own address.”
We headed back to Floor
Forty-Four, and there
at the door of room Four
Hundred Forty-Four
was a dude with dreadlocks, knocking.
“Yo,” said Jake.
“What's up?”
“Zup,” said the guy.
“My name's Rafe. I work
at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.
I'm here to speak to the freaky
Sister Slam and Twig, the chicks in the
news.”
“That would be us,” said Twig.
“I'm here to invite you
to our slam tonight,” said
the man. He moved his hand,
and a little jingle bell
ring tinkled on his finger.
I looked at Twig,
and she looked at me.
“Cool,” said Twig.
“Go for it,” said Jake.
“Well,” I said, “I need to visit
a thrift shop first.
Get some new
threads. If my
hair was long
enough, I'd
even get dreads!”
“Girl,” said the dude,
“you're perfect
just as you are:
a rising star
in the slam galaxy.”
“Yes,” I said.
“We'll be there.”
“Don't be square,”
said the guy
with the dreadlocked hair.
“Eight o'clock sharp.”
“I'll ride in the cab
with you two,” said Jake.
“That way, I'll know
you're safe.”
Hearing the
heavenlike
strum of a harp
in my head, I spread
my arms like wings
and began to sing
inside, because
I knew that tonight
would change my life.
That's where it all began:
with the slam that whammed
the boho poetry community.
We started
at the Nuyorican
Poets Cafe,
which was jammed
with people
much cooler than me.
“I am so nervous,”
I whispered to Twig,
fidgeting, jittery,
biting my nails
as we waited to perform.
“Do you have
butterflies in your gut?”
muttered Twig,
chewing on a strand of hair.
“I've got more than
butterflies,” I replied.
“I've got flocks of birds
in there.”
I was wearing a lavender-purple
furry shirt and a gauze skirt
from a thrift store called Zorro's Digs.
Twig wore camouflage
from the Army/Navy store.
Jake had insisted on paying
for the clothes.
“Your new slam wardrobes!”
he said. “A gift of good luck.”
“How do I look?” I asked,
and Jake touched my hand.
“Perfect,” he said.
“You're the hottest
chick here.”
He cast a glance
at Twig, who wasn't
even listening.
“You and Twig,” Jake said.
“You're the two coolest
girls in the room.”
Too soon, my name was called,
and Jake looked straight
into my eyes.
“Pretend it's only you
in the room,” he said.
“You and your mom.
Just do the poems for her.
“That purple fur
on your shirt,” he added,
“makes your eyes
look almost black.
Way attractive.”
I almost had a heart
attack when Jake
leaned closer and
pecked my cheek.
“Go slam, Sister,” he whispered.
Shaking, I made my
way to the microphone,
combat boots clopping.
Taking a deep breath,
I started to slam.
That's where it all began.
The next night
we went to Jimmy's Uptown.
I wore blue boots and a shimmery
silver prom gown
(from a used-clothes store
called Second Time Around).
Twig dressed in a clown
outfit, and we did slam poems
that made the people laugh.
“Encore! More!” somebody yelled.
It was a girl . . . no, it was a man,
wearing a yellow dress with pearls.
He had long blond hair,
and I stared.
“Girlfriend,” he
shouted, “you rock! You're a jammin'
rammer of a slam poet woman!”
It was the Newark Tooth Fairy!
“Yellow is your color,” I said
when he came up to the stage
and asked for my autograph.
“It's a small world,”
he said. “Karma brought us
together again.”
The Bowery Poetry
Club was next,
and when the judges
held up their cards,
Twig and I had both
scored all 10s.
“Let's get a Mercedes
Benz,” Twig joked,
counting the
five-hundred-dollar
cash prize
we'd divide.
A dude named Scarecrow,
with hair of indigo blue,
made our dreams
come true that night
by inviting us to join
him in forming
a new slam team.
“Let's go on the circuit
and work it,” he said.
I felt like this
was my birth.
“We need day
jobs, though,” said
Twig. “We're running
out of money.”
“No prob,” said Scarecrow.
“I'll employ both of you
in my shop, The Joy of Soy.”
“We'll take it,” I said.
Curled on the
sofa in the Waldorf
later that night,
tired but wired,
I was so hyped
that I couldn't sleep.
“Try counting sheep,”
Jake suggested,
and then he made
microwave hot chocolate to
help me relax.
Vince and Misty
were sacked out,
and Twig was actually
slamming in her sleep,
grinding her teeth,
dreaming of poetry.
The moon
was full and gleaming,
its sheen streaming
beams through the
windows of the suite.
“Only two more days
of vacation,”
Jake said.
“It'll suck to go back
to work in Jersey.”
“You don't like your job?”
I asked, and he shrugged.
“It's okay,” Jake said.
“I just don't know if I
want to spend the rest of
my life in Doozy's Music Store,
helping losers choose amps and
microphone stands.”
“So what do you want to do,
for forever?” I asked.
“Make music,” Jake said.
“And make money doing it.”
“That's cool,” I said.
“The number one rule
of life is doing what you like.”
I sipped the hot cocoa,
and Jake picked up
his guitar, softly strumming
chords, humming.
“It's bumming me out
to think of you not being
around,” I said.
“It's not that far,” Jake said,
caressing his guitar.
“I'll come for every weekend slam
that I can. I'm your number one
fan. A Sister Slam groupie!”