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I’m sorry that dogs and cats make me sneeze. What about a tortoise?

I’m sorry, I’m sorry! What about a bird? Or a fish? I will dig a pond if you like.

We can have goldfish, snails, bullrushes and water lilies. It will be fun!

Please don’t eat us!

Well done! You will make an excellent angel!

Here are four examples of egg jokes. Exercising, expelled, exit, exacting.

If Sunday is nice maybe we’ll go for a picnic.

That was an ace picnic! Shall we do it again some day? Please look after Mum when I’m away.

It’s ace to be back! I miss you and Mum when I’m not here. PS Here is something for you. I hope you like her!

Did you like Snow White? I did! Can you say who all these are?

I hope you are happy about the baby? I’m very happy! I think a baby will be fun!

Have you read a book called “I Capture the Castle”? It’s good. Take it with you to read on holiday.

Welcome home! Good to have you back. We miss you when you are not here.

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