Sookie 03 Club Dead (2 page)

I tried real hard not to be bitter as I drove away from Belle Rive. I went south out of town and then turned left onto Hummingbird Road on my way to Merlotte’s. I tried to pretend that all was well; that on his return from Seattle-or wherever-Bill would be a passionate lover again, and Bill would treasure me and make me feel valuable once more. I would again have that feeling of belonging with someone, instead of being alone.

Of course, I had my brother, Jason. Though as far as intimacy and companionship goes, I had to admit that he hardly counted.

But the pain in my middle was the unmistakable pain of rejection. I knew the feeling so well, it was like a second skin.

I sure hated to crawl back inside it.

I tested the doorknob to make sure I’d locked it, turned around, and out of the corner of my eye glimpsed a figure sitting in the swing on my front porch. I stifled a shriek as he rose. Then I recognized him.

I was wearing a heavy coat, but he was in a tank top; that didn’t surprise me, really.

“El-” Uh-oh, close call. “Bubba, how are you?” I was trying to sound casual, carefree. I failed, but Bubba wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. The vampires admitted that bringing him over, when he’d been so very close to death and so saturated with drugs, had been a big mistake. The night he’d been brought in, one of the morgue attendants happened to be one of the undead, and also happened to be a huge fan. With a hastily constructed and elaborate plot involving a murder or two, the attendant had “brought him over”-made Bubba a vampire. But the process doesn’t always go right, you know. Since then, he’s been passed around like idiot royalty. Louisiana had been hosting him for the past year.

“Miss Sookie, how you doin’?” His accent was still thick and his face still handsome, in a jowly kind of way. The dark hair tumbled over his forehead in a carefully careless style. The heavy sideburns were brushed. Some undead fan had groomed him for the evening.

“I’m just fine, thank you,” I said politely, grinning from ear to ear. I do that when I’m nervous. “I was just fixing to go to work,” I added, wondering if it was possible I would be able to simply get in my car and drive away. I thought not.

“Well, Miss Sookie, I been sent to guard you tonight.”

“You have? By who?”

“By Eric,” he said proudly. “I was the only one in the office when he got a phone call. He tole me to get my ass over here.”

“What’s the danger?” I peered around the clearing in the woods in which my old house stood. Bubba’s news made me very nervous.

“I don’t know, Miss Sookie. Eric, he tole me to watch you tonight till one of them from Fangtasia gets here-Eric, or Chow, or Miss Pam, or even Clancy. So if you go to work, I go with you. And I take care of anyone who bothers you.”

There was no point in questioning Bubba further, putting strain on that fragile brain. He’d just get upset, and you didn’t want to see that happen. That was why you had to remember not to call him by his former name … though every now and then he would sing, and that was a moment to remember.

“You can’t come in the bar,” I said bluntly. That would be a disaster. The clientele of Merlotte’s is used to the occasional vampire, sure, but I couldn’t warn everyone not to say his name. Eric must have been desperate; the vampire community kept mistakes like Bubba out of sight, though from time to time he’d take it in his head to wander off on his own. Then you got a “sighting,” and the tabloids went crazy.

“Maybe you could sit in my car while I work?” The cold wouldn’t affect Bubba.

“I got to be closer than that,” he said, and he sounded immovable.

“Okay, then, how about my boss’s office? It’s right off the bar, and you can hear me if I yell.”

Bubba still didn’t look satisfied, but finally, he nodded. I let out a breath I didn’t realize I’d been holding. It would be easiest for me to stay home, call in sick. However, not only did Sam expect me to show up, but also, I needed the paycheck.

The car felt a little small with Bubba in the front seat beside me. As we bumped off my property, through the woods and out to the parish road, I made a mental note to get the gravel company to come dump some more gravel on my long, meandering driveway. Then I canceled that order, also mentally. I couldn’t afford that right now. It’d have to wait until spring. Or summer.

We turned right to drive the few miles to Merlotte’s, the bar where I work as a waitress when I’m not doing Heap Big Secret Stuff for the vampires. It occurred to me when we were about halfway there that I hadn’t seen a car Bubba could’ve used to drive to my house. Maybe he’d flown? Some vamps could. Though Bubba was the least talented vampire I’d met, maybe he had a flair for it.

A year ago I would’ve asked him, but not now. I’m used to hanging around with the undead now. Not that I’m a vampire. I’m a telepath. My life was hell on wheels until I met a man whose mind I couldn’t read. Unfortunately, I couldn’t read his mind because he was dead. But Bill and I had been together for several months now, and until recently, our relationship had been real good. And the other vampires need me, so I’m safe-to a certain extent. Mostly. Sometimes.

Merlotte’s didn’t look too busy, judging from the half-empty parking lot. Sam had bought the bar about five years ago. It had been failing-maybe because it had been cut out of the forest, which loomed all around the parking lot. Or maybe the former owner just hadn’t found the right combination of drinks, food, and service.

Somehow, after he renamed the place and renovated it, Sam had turned balance sheets around. He made a nice living off it now. But tonight was a Monday night, not a big drinking night in our neck of the woods, which happened to be in northern Louisiana. I pulled around to the employee parking lot, which was right in front of Sam Merlotte’s trailer, which itself is behind and at right angles to the employee entrance to the bar. I hopped out of the driver’s seat, trotted through the storeroom, and peeked through the glass pane in the door to check the short hall with its doors to the rest rooms and Sam’s office. Empty. Good. And when I knocked on Sam’s door, he was behind his desk, which was even better.

Sam is not a big man, but he’s very strong. He’s a strawberry blond with blue eyes, and he’s maybe three years older than my twenty-six. I’ve worked for him for about that many years. I’m fond of Sam, and he’s starred in some of my favorite fantasies; but since he dated a beautiful but homicidal creature a couple of months before, my enthusiasm has somewhat faded. He’s for sure my friend, though.

“‘Scuse me, Sam,” I said, smiling like an idiot.

“What’s up?” He closed the catalog of bar supplies he’d been studying.

“I need to stash someone in here for a little while.”

Sam didn’t look altogether happy. “Who? Has Bill gotten back?”

“No, he’s still traveling.” My smile got even brighter. “But, um, they sent another vampire to sort of guard me? And I need to stow him in here while I work, if that’s okay with you.”

“Why do you need to be guarded? And why can’t he just sit out in the bar? We have plenty of TrueBlood.” TrueBlood was definitely proving to be the front-runner among competing blood replacements. “Next best to the drink of life,” its first ad had read, and vampires had responded to the ad campaign.

I heard the tiniest of sounds behind me, and I sighed. Bubba had gotten impatient.

“Now, I asked you-” I began, starting to turn, but never got further. A hand grasped my shoulder and whirled me around. I was facing a man I’d never seen before. He was cocking his fist to punch me in the head.

Though the vampire blood I had ingested a few months ago (to save my life, let me point out) has mostly worn off-I barely glow in the dark at all now-I’m still quicker than most people. I dropped and rolled into the man’s legs, which made him stagger, which made it easier for Bubba to grab him and crush his throat.

I scrambled to my feet and Sam rushed out of his office. We stared at each other, Bubba, and the dead man.

Well, now we were really in a pickle.

“I’ve kilt him,” Bubba said proudly. “I saved you, Miss Sookie.”

Having the Man from Memphis appear in your bar, realizing he’s become a vampire, and watching him kill a would-be assailant-well, that was a lot to absorb in a couple of minutes, even for Sam, though he himself was more than he appeared.

“Well, so you have,” Sam said to Bubba in a soothing voice. “Do you know who he was?”

I had never seen a dead man-outside of visitation at the local funeral home-until I’d started dating Bill (who of course was technically dead, but I mean human dead people).

It seems I run across them now quite often. Lucky I’m not too squeamish.

This particular dead man had been in his forties, and every year of that had been hard. He had tattoos all over his arms, mostly of the poor quality you get in jail, and he was missing some crucial teeth. He was dressed in what I thought of as biker clothes: greasy blue jeans and a leather vest, with an obscene T-shirt underneath.

“What’s on the back of the vest?” Sam asked, as if that would have significance for him.

Bubba obligingly squatted and rolled the man to his side. The way the man’s hand flopped at the end of his arm made me feel pretty queasy. But I forced myself to look at the vest. The back was decorated with a wolf’s head insignia. The wolf was in profile, and seemed to be howling. The head was silhouetted against a white circle, which I decided was supposed to be the moon. Sam looked even more worried when he saw the insignia. “Werewolf,” he said tersely. That explained a lot.

The weather was too chilly for a man wearing only a vest, if he wasn’t a vampire. Weres ran a little hotter than regular people, but mostly they were careful to wear coats in cold weather, since Were society was still secret from the human race (except for lucky, lucky me, and probably a few hundred others). I wondered if the dead man had left a coat out in the bar hanging on the hooks by the main entrance; in which case, he’d been back here hiding in the men’s room, waiting for me to appear. Or maybe he’d come through the back door right after me. Maybe his coat was in his vehicle.

“You see him come in?” I asked Bubba. I was maybe just a little light-headed.

“Yes, ma’am. He must have been waiting in the big parking lot for you. He drove around the corner, got out of his car, and went in the back just a minute after you did. You hightailed it through the door, and then he went in. And I followed him. You mighty lucky you had me with you.”

“Thank you, Bubba. You’re right; I’m lucky to have you. I wonder what he planned to do with me.” I felt cold all over as I thought about it. Had he just been looking for a lone woman to grab, or did he plan on grabbing me specifically? Then I realized that was dumb thinking. If Eric had been alarmed enough to send a bodyguard, he must have known there was a threat, which pretty much ruled out me being targeted at random. Without comment, Bubba strode out the back door. He returned in just a minute.

“He’s got him some duct tape and gags on the front seat of his car,” Bubba said. “That’s where his coat is. I brought it to put under his head.” He bent to arrange the heavily padded camouflage jacket around the dead man’s face and neck. Wrapping the head was a real good idea, since the man was leaking a little bit. When he had finished his task, Bubba licked his fingers.

Sam put an arm around me because I had started shaking.

“This is strange, though,” I was saying, when the door to the hall from the bar began to open. I glimpsed Kevin Pryor’s face. Kevin is a sweet guy, but he’s a cop, and that’s the last thing we needed.

“Sorry, toilet’s back-flowing,” I said, and pushed the door shut on his narrow, astonished, face. “Listen, fellas, why don’t I hold this door shut while you two take this guy and put him in his car? Then we can figure out what to do with him.” The floor of the hall would need swabbing. I discovered the hall door actually locked. I’d never realized that.

Sam was doubtful. “Sookie, don’t you think that we should call the police?” he asked.

A year ago I would have been on the phone dialing 911 before the corpse even hit the floor. But that year had been one long learning curve. I caught Sam’s eye and inclined my head toward Bubba. “How do you think he’d handle jail?” I murmured. Bubba was humming the opening line to “Blue Christmas.” “Our hands are hardly strong enough to have done this,” I pointed out.

After a moment of indecision, Sam nodded, resigned to the inevitable. “Okay, Bubba, let’s you and me tote this guy out to his car.”

I ran to get a mop while the men-well, the vampire and the shape-shifter-carried Biker Boy out the back door. By the time Sam and Bubba returned, bringing a gust of cold air in their wake, I had mopped the hall and the men’s bathroom (as I would if there really had been an overflow). I sprayed some air freshener in the hall to improve the environment.

It was a good thing we’d acted quickly, because Kevin was pushing open the door as soon as I’d unlocked it.

“Everything okay back here?” he asked. Kevin is a runner, so he has almost no body fat, and he’s not a big guy. He looks kind of like a sheep, and he still lives with his mom. But for all that, he’s nobody’s fool. In the past, whenever I’d listened to his thoughts, they were either on police work, or his black amazon of a partner, Kenya Jones. Right now, his thoughts ran more to the suspicious.

“I think we got it fixed,” Sam said. “Watch your feet, we just mopped. Don’t slip and sue me!” He smiled at Kevin.

“Someone in your office?” Kevin asked, nodding his head toward the closed door.

“One of Sookie’s friends,” Sam said.

“I better get out there and hustle some drinks,” I said cheerfully, beaming at them both. I reached up to check that my ponytail was smooth, and then I made my Reeboks move. The bar was almost empty, and the woman I was replacing (Charlsie Tooten) looked relieved. “This is one slow night,” she muttered to me. “The guys at table six have been nursing that pitcher for an hour, and Jane Bodehouse has tried to pick up every man who’s come in. Kevin’s been writing something in a notebook all night.”