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In the kitchen, the pan of water I’d washed Eric’s feet with was still sitting on the floor. As I dumped it into the sink, I saw that at some point he’d rinsed out the bottle that had held the synthetic blood. I’d have to get some more to have around when he rose, since you didn’t want a hungry vampire in your house, and it would be only polite to have extra to offer Pam and whoever else drove over from Shreveport. They’d explain things to me—or not. They’d take Eric away and work on whatever problems were facing the Shreveport vampire community, and I would be left in peace. Or not.

Merlotte’s was closed on New Year’s Day until four o’clock. On New Year’s Day, and the day after, Charlsie and Danielle and the new girl were on the schedule, since the rest of us had worked New Year’s Eve. So I had two whole days off . . . and at least one of them I got to spend alone in a house with a mentally ill vampire. Life just didn’t get any better.

I had two cups of coffee, put Eric’s jeans in the washer, read a romance for a while, and studied my brand-new Word of the Day calendar, a Christmas gift from Arlene. My first word for the New Year was “exsanguinate.” This was probably not a good omen.

Jason came by a little after four, flying down my drive in his black pickup with pink and purple flames on the side. I’d showered and dressed by then, but my hair was still wet. I’d sprayed it with detangler and I was brushing through it slowly, sitting in front of the fireplace. I’d turned on the TV to a football game to have something to watch while I brushed, but I kept the sound way down. I was pondering Eric’s predicament while I luxuriated in the feel of the fire’s warmth on my back.

We hadn’t used the fireplace much in the past couple of years because buying a load of wood was so expensive, but Jason had cut up a lot of trees that had fallen last year after an ice storm. I was well stocked, and I was enjoying the flames.

My brother stomped up the front steps and knocked perfunctorily before coming in. Like me, he had mostly grown up in this house. We’d come to live with Gran when my parents died, and she’d rented out their house until Jason said he was ready to live on his own, when he’d been twenty. Now Jason was twenty-eight and the boss of a parish road crew. This was a rapid rise for a local boy without a lot of education, and I’d thought it was enough for him until the past month or two, when he’d begun acting restless.

“Good,” he said, when he saw the fire. He stood squarely in front of it to warm his hands, incidentally blocking the warmth from me. “What time did you get home last night?” he said over his shoulder.

“I guess I got to bed about three.”

“What did you think of that girl I was with?”

“I think you better not date her anymore.”

That wasn’t what he’d expected to hear. His eyes slid sideways to meet mine. “What did you get off her?” he asked in a subdued voice. My brother knows I am telepathic, but he would never discuss it with me, or anyone else. I’ve seen him get into fights with some man who accused me of being abnormal, but he knows I’m different. Everyone else does, too. They just choose not to believe it, or they believe I couldn’t possibly read
their
thoughts—just someone else’s. God knows, I try to act and talk like I’m not receiving an unwanted spate of ideas and emotions and regrets and accusations, but sometimes it just seeps through.

“She’s not your kind,” I said, looking into the fire.

“She surely ain’t a vamp,” he protested.

“No, not a vamp.”

“Well, then.” He glared at me belligerently.

“Jason, when the vampires came out—when we found out they were real after all those decades of thinking they were just a scary legend—didn’t you ever wonder if there were other tall tales that were real?”

My brother struggled with that concept for a minute. I knew (because I could “hear” him) that Jason wanted to deny any such idea absolutely and call me a crazy woman—but he just couldn’t. “You know for a fact,” he said. It wasn’t quite a question.

I made sure he was looking me in the eyes, and I nodded emphatically.

“Well, shit,” he said, disgusted. “I really liked that girl, and she was a tiger in the sack.”

“Really?” I asked, absolutely stunned that she had changed in front of him when it wasn’t the full moon. “Are you okay?” The next second, I was chastising myself for my stupidity. Of course she hadn’t.

He gaped at me for a second, before busting out laughing. “Sookie, you are one weird woman! You looked just like you thought she really could—” And his face froze. I could feel the idea bore a hole through the protective bubble most people inflate around their brain, the bubble that repels sights and ideas that don’t jibe with their expectation of the everyday. Jason sat down heavily in Gran’s recliner. “I wish I didn’t know that,” he said in a small voice.

“That may not be specifically what happens to her—the tiger thing—but believe me, something happens.”

It took a minute for his face to settle back into more familiar lines, but it did. Typical Jason behavior: There was nothing he could do about his new knowledge, so he pushed it to the back of his mind. “Listen, did you see Hoyt’s date last night? After they left the bar, Hoyt got stuck in a ditch over to Arcadia, and they had to walk two miles to get to a phone because he’d let his cell run down.”

“He did not!” I exclaimed, in a comforting and gossipy way. “And her in those heels.” Jason’s equilibrium was restored. He told me the town gossip for a few minutes, he accepted my offer of a Coke, and he asked me if I needed anything from town.

“Yes, I do.” I’d been thinking while he was talking. Most of his news I’d heard from other brains the nights before, in unguarded moments.

“Ah-oh,” he said, looking mock-frightened. “What am I in for now?”

“I need ten bottles of synthetic blood and clothes for big man,” I said, and I’d startled him again. Poor Jason, he deserved a silly vixen of a sister who bore nieces and nephews who called him Uncle Jase and held on to his legs. Instead, he got me.

“How big is the man, and where is he?”

“He’s about six foot four or five, and he’s asleep,” I said. “I’d guess a thirty-four waist, and he’s got long legs and broad shoulders.” I reminded myself to check the size label on Eric’s jeans, which were still in the dryer out on the back porch.

“What kind of clothes?”

“Work clothes.”

“Anybody I know?”

“Me,” said a much deeper voice.

Jason whipped around as if he was expecting an attack, which shows his instincts aren’t so bad, after all. But Eric looked as unthreatening as a vampire his size can look. And he’d obligingly put on the brown velour bathrobe that I’d left in the second bedroom. It was one I’d kept here for Bill, and it gave me a pang to see it on someone else. But I had to be practical; Eric couldn’t wander around in red bikini underwear—at least, not with Jason in the house.

Jason goggled at Eric and cast a shocked glance at me. “This is your newest man, Sookie? You didn’t let any grass grow under your feet.” He didn’t know whether to sound admiring or indignant. Jason still didn’t realize Eric was dead. It’s amazing to me that lots of people can’t tell for a few minutes. “And I need to get him clothes?”

“Yes. His shirt got torn last night, and his blue jeans are still dirty.”

“You going to introduce me?”

I took a deep breath. It would have been so much better if Jason hadn’t seen Eric. “Better not,” I said.

They both took that badly. Jason looked wounded, and the vampire looked offended.

“Eric,” he said, and stuck out a hand to Jason.

“Jason Stackhouse, this rude lady’s brother,” Jason said.

They shook, and I felt like wringing both their necks.

“I’m assuming there’s a reason why you two can’t go out to buy him more clothes,” Jason said.

“There’s a good reason,” I said. “And there’s about twenty good reasons you should forget you ever saw this guy.”

“Are you in danger?” Jason asked me directly.

“Not yet,” I said.

“If you do something that gets my sister hurt, you’ll be in a world of trouble,” Jason told Eric the vampire.

“I would expect nothing less,” Eric said. “But since you are being blunt with me, I’ll be blunt with you. I think you should support her and take her into your household, so she would be better protected.”

Jason’s mouth fell open again, and I had to cover my own so I wouldn’t laugh out loud. This was even better than I’d imagined.

“Ten bottles of blood and a change of clothes?” Jason asked me, and I knew by the change in his voice that he’d finally cottoned on to Eric’s state.

“Right. Liquor store’ll have the blood. You can get the clothes at Wal-Mart.” Eric had mostly been a jeans and T-shirt kind of guy, which was all I could afford, anyway. “Oh, he needs some shoes, too.”

Jason went to stand by Eric and put his foot parallel to the vampire’s. He whistled, which made Eric jump.

“Big feet,” Jason commented, and flashed me a look. “Is the old saying true?”

I smiled at him. He was trying to lighten the atmosphere. “You may not believe me, but I don’t know.”

“Kind of hard to swallow . . . no joke intended. Well, I’m gone,” Jason said, nodding to Eric. In a few seconds, I heard his truck speeding around the curves in the driveway, through the dark woods. Night had fallen completely.

“I’m sorry I came out while he was here,” Eric said tentatively. “You didn’t want me to meet him, I think.” He came over to the fire and seemed to be enjoying the warmth as I had been doing.

“It’s not that I’m embarrassed to have you here,” I said. “It’s that I have a feeling you’re in a heap of trouble, and I don’t want my brother drawn in.”

“He is your only brother?”

“Yes. And my parents are gone, my grandmother, too. He’s all I have, except for a cousin who’s been on drugs for years. She’s lost, I guess.”

“Don’t be so sad,” he said, as if he couldn’t help himself.

“I’m fine.” I made my voice brisk and matter-of-fact.

“You’ve had my blood,” he said.

Ah-oh. I stood absolutely still.

“I wouldn’t be able to tell how you feel if you hadn’t had my blood,” he said. “Are we—have we been—lovers?”

That was certainly a nice way to put it. Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.

“No,” I said promptly, and I was telling the truth, though only by a narrow margin. We’d been interrupted in time, thank God. I’m not married. I have weak moments. He is gorgeous. What can I say?

But he was looking at me with intense eyes, and I felt color flooding my face.

“This is not your brother’s bathrobe.”

Oh, boy. I stared into the fire as if it were going to spell out an answer for me.

“Whose, then?”

“Bill’s,” I said. That was easy.

“He is your lover?”

I nodded. “Was,” I said honestly.

“He is my friend?”

I thought that over. “Well, not exactly. He lives in the area you’re the sheriff of? Area Five?” I resumed brushing my hair and discovered it was dry. It crackled with electricity and followed the brush. I smiled at the effect in my reflection in the mirror over the mantel. I could see Eric in the reflection, too. I have no idea why the story went around that vampires can’t be seen in mirrors. There was certainly plenty of Eric to see, because he was so tall and he hadn’t wrapped the robe very tightly. . . . I closed my eyes.

“Do you need something?” Eric asked anxiously.

More self-control.

“I’m just fine,” I said, trying not to grind my teeth. “Your friends will be here soon. Your jeans are in the dryer, and I’m hoping Jason will be back any minute with some clothes.”

“My friends?”

“Well, the vampires who work for you. I guess Pam counts as a friend. I don’t know about Chow.”

“Sookie, where do I work? Who is Pam?”

This was really an uphill conversation. I tried to explain to Eric about his position, his ownership of Fangtasia, his other business interests, but truthfully, I wasn’t knowledgeable enough to brief him completely.

“You don’t know much about what I do,” he observed accurately.

“Well, I only go to Fangtasia when Bill takes me, and he takes me when you make me do something.” I hit myself in the forehead with my brush. Stupid, stupid!

“How could I make you do anything? May I borrow the brush?” Eric asked. I stole a glance at him. He was looking all broody and thoughtful.

“Sure,” I said, deciding to ignore his first question. I handed over the brush. He began to use it on his own hair, making all the muscles in his chest dance around.
Oh, boy. Maybe I should get back in the shower and turn the water on cold?
I stomped into the bedroom and got an elastic band and pulled my hair back in the tightest ponytail I could manage, up at the crown of my head. I used my second-best brush to get it very smooth, and checked to make sure I’d gotten it centered by turning my head from side to side.

“You are tense,” Eric said from the doorway, and I yipped.

“Sorry, sorry!” he said hastily.

I glared at him, full of suspicion, but he seemed sincerely contrite. When he was himself, Eric would have laughed. But darn if I didn’t miss Real Eric. You knew where you were with him.

I heard a knock on the front door.

“You stay in here,” I said. He seemed pretty worried, and he sat on the chair in the corner of the room, like a good little fella. I was glad I’d picked up my discarded clothes the night before, so my room didn’t seem so personal. I went through the living room to the front door, hoping for no more surprises.

“Who is it?” I asked, putting my ear to the door.

“We are here,” said Pam.

I began to turn the knob, stopped, then remembered they couldn’t come in anyway, and opened the door.

Pam has pale straight hair and is as white as a magnolia petal. Other than that, she looks like a young suburban housewife who has a part-time job at a preschool.