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Eric moved restlessly, and I realized he was getting aroused. There was nothing I could do about it, and I held our bodies apart that crucial couple of inches. I sucked hard, and Eric made a small noise, but I was strictly trying to get this over with. Vampire blood is thick and almost sweet, but when you think about what you’re actually doing and you’re not sexually aroused, it’s not pleasant at all. When I thought I’d done it long enough, I let go and rebuttoned Eric’s shirt with unsteady hands, thinking this little incident was over and I could hide somewhere until my heart stopped pounding.

And then Quinn flung open the door and stepped into the corridor.

“What the hell are you doing?” he roared, and I wasn’t sure if he meant me, or Eric, or Andre.

“They are obeying orders,” Andre said sharply.

“My woman doesn’t have to take orders from you,” Quinn said.

I opened my mouth to protest, but under these circumstances, it was hard to hand Quinn the line that I could take care of myself.

There was no social guideline to cover a calamity like this, and even my grandmother’s all-purpose rule of etiquette (“Do what will make everyone most comfortable”) could not remotely stretch to encompass my situation. I wondered what Dear Abby would say.

“Andre,” I said, trying to sound firm instead of cowed and scared, “I’ll finish the job I undertook to do for the queen here, because I shook on it. But I’ll never work for you two again. Eric, thank you for making that as pleasant for me as you could.” (Though
pleasant
hardly seemed the right word.)

Eric had staggered a step over to lean against the wall. He’d allowed the cloak to fall open, and the stain on his pants was clearly visible. “Oh, no problem,” Eric said dreamily.

That
didn’t help. I suspected he was doing it on purpose. I felt heat rise in my cheeks. “Quinn, I’ll talk to you later, as we agreed,” I snapped. Then I hesitated. “That is, if you’re still willing to talk to me.” I thought, but couldn’t say because it would have been too grossly unfair, that it would have been more help to me if he’d come ten minutes earlier . . . or not at all.

Looking neither to the right nor the left, I made myself march down that hall, took the right-angle turn, and walked through a swinging doorway directly into the kitchen.

This clearly wasn’t where I wanted to be, but at least it was away from the three men in the hall. “Where’s the baggage area?” I asked the first uniformed staff person I saw. She was a server loading glasses of synthetic blood onto a huge round tray, and she didn’t pause in her task but nodded her head toward a door in the south wall marked EXIT. I was taking a lot of those this evening.

This door was heavier and led to a flight of stairs descending to a lower level, which I figured was actually under the ground. We don’t have basements where I come from (the water table’s too high), so it gave me a little frisson to be below street level.

I’d been walking as if something was chasing me, which in a nonliteral way was absolutely true, and I’d been thinking about the damn suitcase so I wouldn’t have to think about anything else. But when I reached the landing, I came a complete stop.

Now that I was out of sight and truly alone, I took a moment to stand still, one hand resting against the wall. I let myself react to what had just happened. I began shaking, and when I touched my neck, I realized my collar felt funny. I pulled the material out and away and did a sort of sideways downward squinch to have a look at it. The collar was stained with my blood. Tears began flooding my eyes, and I sank to my haunches on the landing of that bleak staircase in a city far from home.

I
SIMPLY COULDN’T PROCESS WHAT HAD JUST HAPPENED; it didn’t jibe with my inner picture of myself or how I behaved. I could only think,
You had to be there.
And even then that didn’t sound convincing.

Okay, Sookie,
I said to myself.
What else could you have done?
It wasn’t the time to do a lot of detailed thinking, but a quick scan of my options came up zero. I couldn’t have fought off Andre or persuaded him to leave me alone. Eric could have fought Andre, but he chose not to because he wanted to keep his place in the Louisiana hierarchy, and also because he might have lost. Even if he’d chanced to win, the penalty would have been incredibly heavy. Vampires didn’t fight over humans.

Likewise, I could have chosen to die rather than submit to the blood exchange, but I wasn’t quite sure how I would have achieved that, and I was quite sure I didn’t want to.

There was simply nothing I could have done, at least nothing that popped to my mind as I squatted there in the beigeness of the back stairway.

I shook myself, blotted my face with a tissue from my pocket, and smoothed my hair. I stood up straighter. I was on the right track to regaining my self-image. I would have to save the rest for later.

I pushed open the metal door and stepped into a cavernous area floored with concrete. As I’d progressed farther into the working area of the hotel (beginning with the first plain beige corridor), the decor had scaled back to minimal. This area was absolutely functional.

No one paid the least attention to me, so I had a good look around. It’s not like I was anxious to hurry back to the queen, right? Across the floor, there was a huge industrial elevator. This hotel had been designed with as few openings onto the outside world as possible, to minimize the chance of intrusion, both of humans and the enemy sun. But the hotel had to have at least one large dock to load and unload coffins and supplies. This was the elevator that served that dock. The coffins entered here before they were taken to their designated rooms. Two uniformed men armed with shotguns stood facing the elevator, but I have to say that they looked remarkably bored, not at all like the alert watchdogs in the lobby.

In an area by the far wall, to the left of the huge elevator, some suitcases were slumped together in a forlorn sort of suitcase corral, an area delineated by those posts that contain retractable strips that are used to direct crowds in airports. No one appeared to be in charge of them, so I walked over—and it was a long walk—and began reading labels. There was already another lackey like me searching through the luggage, a young man with glasses and wearing a business suit.

“What are you looking for?” I asked. “If I see it while I’m looking, I can pull it out for you.”

“Good idea. The desk called to say we had a suitcase down here that hadn’t made it to the room, so here I am. The tag should say ‘Phoebe Golden, Queen of Iowa’ or something like that. You?”

“Sophie-Anne Leclerq, Louisiana.”

“Wow, you work for her? Did she do it?”

“Nope, and I know because I was there,” I said, and his curious face got even more curious. But he could tell I wasn’t going to say any more about it, and he resumed looking.

I was surprised at the number of suitcases in the corral.

“How come,” I asked the young man, “they can’t just bring these up and leave them in the rooms? Like the rest of the luggage?”

He shrugged. “I was told it’s some kind of liability issue. We have to identify our suitcases personally, so they can say we were the ones who picked them out. Hey, this is the one I want,” he said after a moment. “I can’t read the name of the owner, but it does say Iowa, so it must belong to someone in our group. Well, bye, nice to talk to you.” He set off briskly with a black rolling bag.

Immediately after that, I hit luggage pay dirt. A blue leather suitcase was tagged with “Sheriff, Area”—well, that was too scribbled to make out. The vampires used all kinds of scripts, depending on the education they’d had in the age they were born. “Louisiana”: the label did say that. I picked up the old suitcase and lifted it over the barrier. The writing wasn’t any clearer closer to my eyes. Like my opposite number in Iowa, I decided the best course would be to take it upstairs and show it around until someone claimed it.

One of the armed guards had turned halfway from his post to figure out what I was doing. “Where you going with that, beautiful?” he called.

“I work for the Queen of Louisiana. She sent me down to get it,” I said.

“Your name?”

“Sookie Stackhouse.”

“Hey, Joe!” he called to a fellow employee, a heavy guy who was sitting behind a really ugly desk on which sat a battered computer. “Check out the name Stackhouse, will ya?”

“Sure thing,” Joe said, wrenching his gaze from the young Iowan, who was just barely visible over on the other side of the cavernous space. Joe regarded me with the same curiosity. When he saw that I’d noticed, he looked guilty and tapped away at the keyboard. He eyed the computer screen like it could tell him everything he needed to know, and for the purposes of his job, maybe he was right.

“Okay,” Joe called to the guard. “She’s on the list.” His was the gruff voice that I remembered from the phone conversation. He resumed staring at me, and though all the other people in the cavernous space were having blank, neutral thoughts, Joe’s were not blank. They were shielded. I’d never encountered anything like it. Someone had put a metaphysical helmet on his head. I tried to get through it, around, under it, but it stayed in place. While I fumbled around, trying to get inside his thoughts, Joe was looking at me with a cross expression. I don’t think he knew what I was doing. I think he was a grouch.

“Excuse me,” I asked, calling so my question could reach Joe’s ears. “Is my picture by my name on your list?”

“No,” he said, snorting as if I’d asked a strange question. “We got a list of all the guests and who they brought with them.”

“So, how do you know I’m me?”

“Huh?”

“How do you know I’m Sookie Stackhouse?”

“Aren’t you?”

“Yeah.”

“Then what you bitching about? Get outta here with the damn suitcase.” Joe looked down at his computer, and the guard swung around to face the elevator.
This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness,
I thought.

The bag didn’t have a roller mechanism; no telling how long the owner had had it. I picked it up and marched back over to the door to the stairs. There was another elevator close to the door, I noticed, but it wasn’t half as large as the huge one that had access to the outside. It could take up coffins, true, but perhaps only one at a time.

I’d already opened the stair door when I realized that if I went up that way I’d have to pass through the service corridor again. What if Eric, Andre, and Quinn were still there? What if they’d ripped each other’s throats out? Though just at the moment such a scenario wouldn’t have devastated me, I decided to forgo the chance of an encounter. I took the elevator instead. Okay, cowardly, but a woman can handle only so much in one night.

This elevator was definitely for the peons. It had pads on the walls to prevent cargo from being damaged. It serviced only the first four floors: basement levels, lobby, mezzanine, human floor. After that, the shape of the pyramid dictated that to rise, you had to go to the center to catch one of elevators that went all the way up. This would make taking the coffins around a slow process, I thought. The staff of the Pyramid worked hard for their money.

I decided to take the suitcase straight to the queen’s suite. I didn’t know what else to do with it.

When I stepped off at Sophie-Anne’s floor, the lobby area around the elevator was silent and empty. Probably all the vampires and their attendants were downstairs at the soiree. Someone had left a discarded soda can lying in a large, boldly patterned urn holding some kind of small tree. The urn was positioned against the wall between the two elevators. I think the tree was supposed to be some kind of short palm tree, to maintain the Egyptian theme. The stupid soda can bothered me. Of course, there were maintenance people in the hotel whose job it was to keep everything clean, but the habit of picking up was ingrained in me. I’m no neat freak, but still. This was a nice place, and some idiot was strewing garbage around. I bent over to pick the darn thing up with my free right hand, intending to toss it into the first available garbage can.

But it was a lot heavier than it should have been.

I set down the suitcase to look at the can closely, cradling it in both my hands. The colors and the design made the cylinder look like a Dr Pepper can in almost every respect, but it just wasn’t. The elevator doors whooshed open again, and Batanya stepped off, a strange-looking gun in one hand, a sword in the other. Looking over the bodyguard’s shoulder into the elevator car, I saw the King of Kentucky, who looked back at me curiously.

Batanya seemed a bit surprised to see me standing there, smack-dab in front of the door. She scanned the area, then pointed her gunlike weapon carefully at the floor. The sword remained ready in her left hand. “Could you step to my left?” she asked very courteously. “The king wants to visit in that room.” Her head nodded toward one of the rooms to the right.

I didn’t move, couldn’t think of what to say.

She took in the way I was standing and the expression on my face. She said in a sympathetic way, “I don’t know why you people drink those carbonated things. They give me gas, too.”

“It’s not that.”

“Is something wrong?”

“This isn’t an empty can,” I said.

Batanya’s face froze. “What do you think it is?” she asked very, very calmly. That was the voice of Big Trouble.

“It might be a spy camera,” I said hopefully. “Or, see, I’m thinking it might be a bomb. Because it’s not a real can. It’s full of something heavy, and that heaviness is not fluid.” Not only was the tab top not on the can, but the innards didn’t slosh.

“I understand,” Batanya said. Again with the calm. She pressed a little panel on the armor over her chest, a dark blue area about the size of a credit card. “Clovache,” she said. “Unknown device on four. I’m bringing the king back down.”