Sparrow Falling
Published 2016 by Solaris
an imprint of Rebellion Publishing Ltd,
Riverside House, Osney Mead,
Oxford, OX2 0ES, UK
ISBN: 978-1-84997-925-2
Copyright © 2016 Gaie Sebold
Cover art by Tomasz Jedruszek
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To the assorted rogues and rebels who get their crowbars under the window, and make it that little bit easier for the rest of us.
The Sparrow School
T
HE WOMAN IN
the purple hat picked up the Gladstone bag and scurried from the room. Eveline gave her time to leave, picked up her own Gladstone – the one that actually had the money in it – and walked, not too fast, not too slowly, towards the door. Too fast a walk attracted attention, made people wonder why you were so eager to leave. Too slow left you without enough time to make the door before someone raised the alarm.
Instead of exiting, she slapped the door with her hand, spun around and dropped the bag between her feet. “All right, ladies, who can tell me what that was?”
The handful of girls in the room, perched on hard wooden chairs, looked at the floor, the walls, and their neighbours. Finally one of them, a skinny creature with dark eyes and a forceful nose, put up her hand. “A pigeon drop, Miss Sparrow?”
“Good, Adelita. So where’d I almost come a cropper, then?”
Another girl, almost as skinny and with skin so pale it looked greenish compared to Adelita’s warm gold, said, “Was it the bit where she started to open the bag, miss?”
“Yes. Good. Doris, in’t it? Right. You got to make sure you’re out of the way, or give ’em a good reason to get out of the way themselves, like I done then, saying I thought I seen a peeler. Now, she goes ahead and opens the bag, what do you do?”
“Run, miss?” Adelita said.
“No. Why’d that be bad? Anyone?”
“’Cos people’d be looking, miss,” said another girl.
“S’right. Now, she’s not gonna call the coppers if she thinks about it, because she’s handling stolen goods – six months hard, you can get for that –” Eveline spun around, and raised a finger. “But. You got her on side to start with by
not
letting her think. All right? Anyone who gets took like this, they ain’t the thinking type, generally – so relying on ’em to think ain’t a good idea. So she might yell for a copper first and think later, and then
you’ve
got six helpful citizens holding you down and
she
realises she’d be better off somewheres else. So, she looks in the bag. What do I do? Anyone?”
There was silence.
“What I do,” Eveline said, “is
plan
. Think it through. Think about everything that can happen. Use your brains, my birdlets, that’s what you’re here for, to learn to use your brains. There’s plenty enough people in this world think we’re only good enough to use our bodies, being as we’re female – but if that was all there was to us, none of us’d be here. Right?” She aimed her finger at the class.
“Right, miss,” the girls replied.
The purple hat poked back through the door, and fell off, to general giggles, revealing a mop of brown curls surrounding a worried expression. “Eveline?”
“All right, Beth?”
“There’s someone to see you.”
“Who is it?”
“You’d better come.” Beth Hastings tended to look distracted whenever she was away from her precious mechanisms, but Eveline could see that she was more anxious than usual.
“All right. Ladies, before next class I want you to come up with what you could do
before
the drop that’ll make it all right if she
does
open the bag, right? And three more things that could go wrong, and ways to deal with all of ’em. Now, before you go: what’s the rules?”
“Keep it simple, miss.”
“Good. And?”
“Make ’em think it’s their idea, miss.”
“Lovely. And?”
“Find out what they want to hear, and tell it to them,”
“Good. And what’s the one we never, ever break?”
“We never rob the people we come from, miss.”
“Not just the people you come from, Doris. ’Cos not all of us here came from poor, though none of us wants to go back there.
You don’t rob the poor
. You don’t take from them with less than you. I may be training you up to run a con, I may be giving you skills what lots of people don’t think are right nor proper, but any one of you ever uses ’em against the wrong mark, knowing it, then you’re going to answer to me. And I asks
really hard questions.
All right?”
“Yes, miss.”
“And remember, no chattering to the other girls, I don’t care how curious they gets. Class dismissed, then. You done well today, ladies. Keep it up.”
The girls filed out, and Beth and Eveline walked down the corridor.
“You’re a natural at this, aren’t you?” Beth said.
“Me, a teacher. Who’d have thunk it? All right, Miss Hastings, give us the worst, you look like you swallowed a goose.”
“It’s the grocer’s boy.
Again.
He’s been told not to bring us any more unless we pay him. And this morning it was the butcher’s boy. They won’t give us any more credit, Evvie.”
“Oh, they will,” Eveline said, grinning, though inside, her stomach tightened.
She managed to charm the grocer’s boy into one more delivery with a combination of a few quid on account, promises, wit and a little light flirtation – she was only a year or so older than he, and he wasn’t used to smart teacher ladies who could turn a friendly insult like a barrow boy. She reassured Beth – who tried to look as though it had worked – and walked slowly out into the grounds, biting her lip.
She’d have to go talk to the butcher. She didn’t want the girls going without meat. She’d spent enough time hungry that she knew, after a point, it did nothing to sharpen your wits.
None of us want to go back there.
The trouble was, there were only so many people who could afford to school their daughters who thought it worth the money. Generally, those girls didn’t end up in Eveline’s ‘special’ classes, because of the risk they’d let something slip to their parents. The special girls were mainly runaways, street children, survivors by their wits as Eveline herself had been. And still was.
She was teaching these girls the skills she’d learned herself, but she didn’t intend they should use them just to get money from marks – it was too risky, for one thing, in all sorts of ways.
Eveline scowled at the bright sunshine which showed up the cracked plaster and rotten window frames all too clearly. She’d had the money to buy the place, but keeping it up, that was another matter.
Still, she had schemes. Eveline Duchen – though it was Sparrow, not Duchen these days – always had schemes. She’d made connection with some old contacts of Ma Pether’s, people who kept their ears open, for a price. After months of waiting, interspersed with occasional scraps of worthless information (for which they still expected to be paid – and she had to pay, you didn’t risk losing sources like those by stiffing them) – they’d finally found her a business that would suit her purposes.
If
everything worked out.
“Y
OU SEEM TROUBLED,
Lady Sparrow.”
“Hey, Liu.”
“You are definitely troubled.” Liu pulled a comically anxious face. “Where is my insult?”
“I don’t insult you
that
much! Here, you’re got up very fancy, what’s going on?” Liu was always a natty dresser, whether in a frock coat and a homburg, or as, today, in deep blue silk with soft black shoes and a little round hat.
“Oh, I have some errands to run for which this is more appropriate dress. But first, I understand that the grocer is causing problems.”
“Oh, you heard that, did you?”
“I can, if you wish, go and speak to him.”
“No, Liu, s’all right.”
“You think he will not speak to me for fear of some subtle Oriental evil? I do not
have
to look Chinese.”
Liu, being half fox-spirit, had an enviable ability to change his appearance, though he could only keep it up for so long.
“It’s not that, Liu.” Evvie sighed. “You know we have to get some proper money, regular.”
“Proper, regular money? That sounds most dreadfully respectable. I think maybe you are not Eveline at all, but some deceiver, wearing a glamour to fool me.”
“I’m a schoolteacher now, Liu, it don’t come more respectable.”
“I too was, and still on occasion am, a schoolteacher. I should object to being called respectable, however.”
Eveline scowled. “S’all very well, but I got responsibilities now. It’s not just the girls, it’s Mama. I got to look after her.”
“This is true and most honourable. But must you do it by turning respectable? I shall not know you.”
“I don’t know as I shall know myself. But if I get arrested running some scam, what’s going to happen to them all? Besides, people might start taking an interest. The wrong people. I can’t risk it.”
Liu sighed. “It is all gone, then? The money from the jewels?”
Eveline’s sister Charlotte, who was something between a favourite and a pet at the Emerald Court of Prince Aiden of the Folk, had sent Eveline a gift of jewels – whether out of guilt for her abrupt and rather brutal refusal to return to her family, or meaning to let them know how much better off she was, Eveline wasn’t sure. She tried not to think about Charlotte. It hurt. She knew her mother worried, that the Folk were always capricious and frequently lethal, but Charlotte had made her choice, and didn’t seem to care, so Eveline tried not to care either.
Today the reminder flicked her on the raw, and she snapped, “Yes, it’s gone! You think I forgot, or counted ’em wrong, or something?”