Spelling It Like It Is (29 page)

Read Spelling It Like It Is Online

Authors: Tori Spelling

Tags: #Biography & Autobiography, #General, #Rich & Famous, #Family & Relationships

BOOK: Spelling It Like It Is
6.64Mb size Format: txt, pdf, ePub

Me and my first baby! They grow so fast.

(Courtesy of Tori Spelling)

I can’t believe my stepson, Jack, towers over me. #IFeelOld

(Courtesy of Tori Spelling)

My very own rock band!

(Courtesy of Tori Spelling)

Just a farm girl at heart.

(Courtesy of Tori Spelling)

Acknowledgments

I
am so grateful for the people in my life, and thankful for everyone who once again helped me share my reality with all of you!

First, the team at Gallery Books, who, among other virtues and publishing geniuses, never complained when I moved around the chickens on the jacket. Many thanks to Jen Bergstrom, Patrick Price, Jennifer Robinson, Kristen Dwyer, Kiele Raymond, and Lisa Litwack.

My fabulous biz peeps who are all dear friends to me . . . Ruthanne Secunda, Gueran Ducoty, Ennis Kamcili, Paula Friedman, Meghan Prophet, Jill Fritzo, Jamie Mandelbaum, Peter Sample, Sara Fernstrom, Dana B., Gary Schneider, Eleanor Burke, Michael Kagan and everyone at ICM, Dan Strone and Trident, Eqal, Tawil, JCP, Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Stores, Keeco, and Darice.

And always, my friends and family, who saw me through a revolving hospital door with immense love and unbelievable support: Dean, Jack, Liam, Stella, Hattie, Finn, Mom, Randy (and his beautiful family, Leah, Sage, and Lotus), Mehran, Patsy (and her family), Scout and Bill (aka The Guncles), Simone, Grandma Jacquie, Jenny, Amy, Sara, Jennifer, Marcel, James, Steven, Dr. J, my Canadian family, Aunt Kay, Brandy, Paola, Laura, Randy and Fenton, Jess, Chris W., Seth, Richard, Lindsey, Mo, Megan, Brendan, Anthony, Erica, Mike Rosenthal, Patty Penn, Jill K, Fay, all the amazing doctors, nurses, and staff of Cedar Sinai, and the fabulous Hilary Liftin, who always calls it like it is!

I love you . . .

Tori xoxo

TORI SPELLING starred in and executive produced the Oxygen hit reality television series
Tori & Dean: Inn Love
and
Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood
. She recently hosted TLC’s
Craft Wars
and appeared in the ABC Family original musical
The Mistle-Tones
. The creator of the online lifestyle magazine
ediTORIal
at her website
torispelling.com
, she is also a #1
New York Times
bestselling author of three memoirs; a party-planning book,
celebraTORI;
and a children’s book,
Presenting . . . Tallulah
. She and her husband, actor Dean McDermott, live in Los Angeles with their four young children, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and Finn.
FOR MORE ON THUS AUTHOR:
authors.simonandschuster.com/Tori-Spelling
MEET THE AUTHORS, WATCH VIDEOS AND MORE AT
SimonandSchuster.com
Facebook.com/GalleryBooks
@GalleryBooks
DISCOVER MORE GREAT BOOKS AT

ALSO BY TORI SPELLING

celebraTORI

Presenting . . . Tallulah

uncharted terriTORI

Mommywood

sTORI telling

We hope you enjoyed reading this Gallery Books eBook.
Join our mailing list and get updates on new releases, deals, bonus content and other great books from Gallery Books and Simon & Schuster.
CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP
or visit us online to sign up at
eBookNews.SimonandSchuster.com

Gallery Books

A Division of Simon & Schuster, Inc.

1230 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY 10020

www.SimonandSchuster.com

Copyright © 2013 by Tori Spelling

All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. For information, address Gallery Books Subsidiary Rights Department, 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020.

First Gallery Books hardcover edition October 2013

GALLERY BOOKS and colophon are registered trademarks of Simon & Schuster, Inc.

The Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau can bring authors to your live event. For more information or to book an event, contact the Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau at 1-866-248-3049 or visit our website at
www.simonspeakers.com
.

Interior design by Davina Mock-Maniscalco

Cover design by Tori Spelling

Jacket photography by Mike Rosenthal

Author photograph by Dean McDermott

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication data is available.

ISBN 978-1-4516-2859-3

ISBN 978-1-4516-2864-7 (ebook)

Table of Contents

Introduction: Living a Lie

The Test Is Conclusive

Reality Tweaks

On the Bright Side, Julia Roberts Knows I Exist

I’m the Stalker You Let in Your Front Door

The Pig Made Me Do It

It’s a Boy Girl

Fish Out of Water

Is There a Mall in This Seaside Resort?

Song and Dance

Martha Moments

To the Manor Born

Complications

The Glamorous Life

Reality Check

A True Renewal

Breaking News! Bigfoot Found!

Milestones

The Fourth Hole

VIP Fail

Baby Steps

I Am Tori Spelling

One Last Bad Thing

Tori’s Post-Baby Bikini Bod

Somewhere That’s Green

Other books

A Pattern of Lies by Charles Todd
Yesterday's Spy by Len Deighton
Written in My Heart by Caroline Linden
Different Drummers by Jean Houghton-Beatty
Deal of a Lifetime by Allyn, Rue