"Everyone carries out his duty, Mr. Spock," the Commander said. "You state the obvious."
"There is no regulation concerning the content of the statement. May I continue?"
"Very well. Your twenty minutes are almost up."
"I trust that the time consumed by your interruptions and my answers to them will not be charged against me. Interrogation in the midst of a formal Statement is most irregular."
The Commander threw up her hands. "These endless quibbles! Will you kindly get back to the point?"
"Certainly. The Commander's appeal to my Vulcan loyalties, in the name of our remote common racial origin, was bound to fail; since beyond the historic tradition of Vulcan loyalty there is the combined Vulcan/Romulan history of obedience to duty—and Vulcan is, may I remind you, a member of the United Federation of Planets. In other words . . ."
Under his voice, a familiar hum began to grow in the room. The Commander realized Instantly what was happening—but instead of picking up the sidearm and firing, as she had plenty of time to do despite all Spock's droning attempt to dull her attention—she sprang forward and threw her arms around him. Then both were frozen in a torrent of sparks . . .
And both were in the Transporter Room of the
Enterprise.
As the elevator doors opened onto the bridge, Kirk's voice boomed out.
"Throw the switch on that device, Scotty!"
"I did, sir," Scott's voice said. "It's not working."
The Commander looked in Kirk's direction and a muffled exclamation escaped her as Spock escorted her out. Kirk had not yet removed his Romulan Centurion's uniform, let alone bothered to change his skin color or have his surgically altered ears restored to normal human shape. Obviously, the other half of the plot was now all too clear to her.
Spock left her and crossed to his station. Behind him, her voice said steadily, "I would give you credit, Captain, for getting this far—but you will be dead in a moment and the credit would be gratuitous."
The Captain ignored her. "Lt. Uhura, open a channel to the Romulan command vessel; two-way visual contact."
"Right . . . I have Subcommander Tal, sir."
Tal seemed quite taken aback to see what appeared to be one of his own officers in the command chair, but must have realized in the next second that any Centurion he did not recognize had to be an imposter. He said almost instantly, "We have you under our main batteries,
Enterprise.
You cannot escape."
"This is Captain Kirk under this silly outfit. Hold your fire. We have your Commander with us."
Tal shot a look toward where his own main viewscreen evidently was located. "Commander!"
"Subcommander Tal," the woman said, "I am giving you a direct order. Obey it.
Close and destroy!"
Uhura cut off transmission, but not fast enough. It was a risk that had had to be taken.
"Come on, Scotty, we've run out of time."
"Captain, I'm working as fast as I can."
"You see, Captain," the Commander said, "your effort is wasted."
"Mr. Spock. Distance from the Romulan vessels."
"One hundred fifty thousand kilometers and closing rapidly."
"Stand to phasers. You'll forgive me if I put up a fight, Commander."
"Of course," the woman said. "That is expected."
"One hundred thousand kilometers," Spock said. "They'll be within maximum range within six seconds . . . five . . . four . . ."
"Scott,
throw the switch!"
"It'll likely overload, but . . ."
". . . two . . . one . . ."
"Functioning, Captain!"
"Mr. Chekov, change course to 318 mark 7, Warp Nine."
"Nine, sir? . . . Done."
Spock turned toward Kirk. "They have opened fire at where we were last, sir, but the cloaking device appears to be operating most effectively. And the Commander informed me that even their own sensors cannot track a vessel so equipped."
"Thank you, Mr. Spock," Kirk said in a heartfelt voice. He turned to the Commander. "We will leave you at a Federation outpost."
"You are most gracious, Captain. If I may be taken to your brig, I will take my place as your prisoner. Further attendance here is painful to me."
Kirk stood, very formal. "Mr. Spock, the honor of escorting the Commander to her
quarters
is yours."
The two opposing forces bowed formally to each other, and Spock led the Commander back toward the elevator. Behind them, Sulu's voice said, "Entering Neutral Zone, Captain."
"I'm sorry you were made an unwilling passenger," Spock said. "It was not intentional. All they really wanted was the cloaking device."
"They? And what did you want?"
"That is all I wanted when I went aboard your vessel."'
"And that is exactly all you came away with."
"You underestimate yourself, Commander."
She refused to hear the hidden meaning. "You realize that we will very soon learn to penetrate the cloaking device. After all, we discovered it; you only stole it."
"Obviously, military secrets are the most fleeting of all," he said. "I hope we exchange something more permanent."
She stepped into the elevator; but when Spock tried to follow her, she barred the way. "You made the choice."
"It was the only choice possible. Surely you would not have respected any other."
She looked at him for a long moment, and then smiled, slightly, sadly. "That will be our—secret. Get back to your duty. The guards had best take me from here."
Spock beckoned to two guards. She could probably incapacitate both in a matter of seconds, but they were well out of Transporter range of any of the Romulan ships now—and her mood did not seem to be one which would impel her to illogical action. In a way it was a pity that she obviously did not know that Vulcans were cyclical in their mating customs, and immune to sexual attraction at all other times. Or had she been counting on his human side? And—had she been right to do so?
The elevator swallowed her down. Spock went back to his post.
"Sickbay to Captain Kirk. If all the shouting's over up there, I want you to report to me."
"What for, Bones?"
"You're due in surgery again. As payment for the big act of irrationality you put over on me, I'm going to bob your ears."
Kirk grinned and touched the ears, which apparently he had forgotten in the heat of operations, and looked over at Spock.
"Please go, Captain," Spock said in a remote voice. "Somehow, they are not aesthetically pleasing on a human."
"Are you coming, Jim?" McCoy's voice said. "Or do you want to go through the rest of your life looking like your First Officer?"
And McCoy had the last word again.
(David P. Harmon and Gene L. Coon)
It was difficult to explain to Bela Okmyx, who called himself "Boss" of Dana Iotia Two, that though the message from the lost
Horizon
had been sent a hundred years ago, the
Enterprise
had only received it last month. For that matter, he did not seem to know what the "galaxy" meant, either.
Kirk did not know what he expected to find, but he was braced for anything. Subspace radio was not the only thing the
Horizon
had lacked. She had landed before the non-interference directive had come into effect, and while the Iotians were just at the beginnings of industrialization. And the Iotians had been reported to be extremely intelligent—and somewhat imitative. The
Horizon
might have changed their culture drastically before her departure and shipwreck.
Still, the man called Boss seemed friendly enough. He didn't understand what "transported" meant either, in the technical sense, but readily suggested a rendezvous at an intersection marked by a big building with white columns in a public square where, he said, he would provide a reception committee. All quite standard, so far.
Kirk, Spock and McCoy beamed down, leaving Scott at the con. They materialized into a scene which might at first have been taken for an area in any of the older cities of present-day Earth, but with two significant exceptions; no children were visible, and all the adults, male and female alike, were wearing sidearms. Their dress was reminiscent of the United States of the early twentieth century.
This had barely registered when a sharp male voice behind them said, "Okay, you three. Let's see you petrify."
The officers turned to find themselves confronted by two men carrying clumsy two-handed weapons which Kirk recognized as a variant of the old submachine gun.
"Would you mind clarifying your statement, please?" Spock said.
"I want to see you turn to stone. Put your hands up over your head—or you ain't gonna have no head to put your hands over."
The two were standing close enough together so that Kirk could have stunned them both from the hip, but he disliked stopping situations before they had even begun to develop. He obeyed, his officers following suit.
The man who had spoken kept them covered while the other silently relieved them of their phasers and communicators. He seemed momentarily in doubt about McCoy's tricorder, but he took that, too. A few pedestrians stopped to watch; they seemed only mildly curious, and some of them even seemed to approve. Were these men policemen, then? They were dressed no differently from anyone else; perhaps more expensively and with more color, but that was all.
The silent man displayed his harvest to his spokesman. The latter took a phaser and examined it. "What's this?"
"Be very careful with that, please," Kirk said. "It's a weapon."
"A heater, huh? The Boss'll love that."
"A Mr. Bela Okmyx invited us down. He said . . ."
"I know what he said. What he don't tell Kalo ain't worth knowing. He said some boys would meet you. Okay, we're meeting you."
"Those guns aren't necessary," McCoy said.
"You trying to make trouble, bud? Don't give me those baby blue eyes."
"What?"
"I don't buy that innocent routine." Kalo looked at Spock's ears. "You a boxer?"
"No," Spock said. "Why does everybody carry fire-arms? Are you people at war?"
"I never heard such stupid questions in my life." Kalo jerked his gun muzzle down the street. "Get moving."
As they began to walk, Kirk became aware of a distant but growing thrumming sound. Suddenly a squeal was added to it and it became much larger.
"Get down!" Kalo shouted, throwing himself to the street. The people around him were already dropping, or seeking shelter. Kirk dived for the dirt.
A vehicle that looked like two mismatched black bricks on four wheels bore down on them. Two men leaned out of it with submachine guns, which suddenly produced a terrible, hammering roar. Kalo got off a burst at it, but bis angle was bad for accuracy. Luckily, it was not good for the gunners in the car, either.
Then the machine was gone, and the pedestrians picked themselves up. McCoy looked about, then knelt by the silent member of the "reception committee," but he was plainly too late.
Kalo shook his head. "Krako's getting more gall all the time."
"Is this the way you greet all your visitors?" Kirk demanded.
"It happens, pal."
"But this man is dead," McCoy said.
"Yeah? Well, we ain't playing for peanuts. Hey, you dopes, get outta here!" He shouted suddenly to what looked like the beginning of a crowd. "Ain't you never seen a hit before? Get lost!"
He resumed herding his charges, leaving the dead man unconcernedly behind. Kirk kept his face impassive, but his mind was busy. A man had been shot down, and no one had blinked an eye; it seemed as though it were an everyday happening. Was this the cultural contamination they had been looking for? But the crew of the
Horizon
hadn't been made up of cold-blooded killers, nor had they reported the Iotian culture in that state.
A young girl, rather pretty, emerged from a store entrance and cut directly across to them, followed by another. "You, Kalo," she said.
"Get lost."
"When's the Boss going to do something about the crummy street lights around here? A girl ain't safe."
"And how about the laundry pickup?" said the second girl. "We ain't had a truck by in three weeks."
"Write him a letter," Kalo said indifferently.
"I did. He sent it back with postage due."
"Listen, we pay our percentages. We're entitled to some service for our money."
"Get
lost,
I said." Kalo shook his head as the girls sullenly fell behind. "Some people got nothing to do but complain."
Kirk stared at him. He was certainly an odd sight—odder than before, now that his pockets were stuffed with all the hand equipment from the
Enterprise
trio, and he had a submachine gun under each arm. But he looked none the less dangerous for that. "Mr. Kalo, is this the way your citizens get things done? Their right of petition?"
"If they pay their percentages, the Boss takes care of them. We go in here."
"In here" was a building bearing a brightly polished brass plaque. It read:
BELA OKMYX
BOSS
NORTHSIDE TERRITORY
The end of the line was an office, large and luxurious, complete with heavy desk, a secretary of sorts and framed pictures—except that one of the frames, Kirk saw, surrounded some kind of pistol instead. A heavy-set, swarthy man sat behind the desk.
"Got 'em, Boss," Kalo said. "No sweat."
The big man smiled and rose. "Well, Captain Kirk. Come in. Sit down. Have a drink. Good stuff—distill it myself."
"No, thank you. You are Mr. Okmyx? This is Mr. Spock, my First Officer. And Dr. McCoy."
"A real pleasure. Sit down. Put down the heater, Kalo. These guys is guests." He turned back to Kirk. "You gotta excuse my boys. You just gotta be careful these days."
"Judging from what we've seen so far, I agree." Kirk said. "They call you the Boss. Boss of what?"
"My territory. Biggest in the world. Trouble with being the biggest is that punks is alia time trying to cut in."
"There is something astonishingly familiar about all this, Captain," Spock said.
"How many other territories are there?"