Jasper sighed. He hated the way the teachers seemed to tap into his thoughts. He wondered how they did it. Were his thoughts being written down on a piece of paper in Stenka's head?
Finally, Stenka stopped short. âHere we are,' she said. They were at the bottom of a dark staircase.
âAre you sure this is safe?' Felix asked.
Jasper could see what Felix meant. There were big holes in the stairs where it looked like some poor kids had fallen through the rotting wood, and the banister was just a flimsy piece of twine threaded through hooks. Two carved stone monsters guarded the base of the stairs.
âIt doesn't look like it goes anywhere,' Saffy commented. Light shone through a window at the top of the staircase.
Stenka ignored her. She pressed the eye of one of the stone monsters, and a door appeared at the top of the rickety stairs where the window had been.
Stenka began to climb the stairs. âWell?
Are you coming?' she asked. âThis is it. Hunt Headquarters.'
At the top of the stairs, she turned to them. âBefore you go through, I just need to tell you that where I am taking you is top-secret,' said Stenka. âThe very best of the best. Extremely high-tech. We have spared no expense getting this right. The Secret Service has nothing compared to what we have here.'
Jasper could feel the excitement bubbling up inside him.
âCongratulations,' Stenka said, âYou are about to become monster-hunters. Are you ready?' Stenka was beginning to sound like a game show host, but even Felix was nodding enthusiastically.
Stenka smiled and opened the door.
The room was buzzing with activity. Tables and chairs were scattered about, and older students were frantically poring over papers.
The whole place was a complete mess. There were piles of useless junk everywhere. Jasper tripped over a stack of dirty plates, got his feet tangled in some wire, trod on a tube of paint and kicked over a pile of papers.
âThis is it?' asked Felix, less than impressed.
âI guess so ...' Jasper shrugged. Maybe there was another room? He couldn't see anything that looked high-tech. âAlthough, none of the thug brigade are here,' he added as he realised that there were no prefects around.
âI knew it,' muttered Saffy. â
No expense
is right.'
A sinister grin formed on Stenka's face. âI can't believe students always fall for that one. So predictable!' she sighed, enjoying their dismay. âNow, down to business. Mr Mackenzie!' she turned and barked loudly.
A stressed-looking third-year boy in a red hoodie crawled out from under a table. Jasper grinned. They knew Mac â he had helped them out in the past. His hoodie had the
Hunt
Captain
emblem.
Awesome
, thought Jasper.
This
is actually happening.
âYo,' Mac called back, as he jogged over.
Stenka raised her eyebrows. âYo?'
âOh, ah, I mean, how can I possibly be of assistance?' Mac smiled innocently.
âYou asked for a crew. Here you go,' she said, and turned to walk away.
Mac looked at Jasper, Felix and Saffy. Jasper noticed that the panicked look on Mac's face only got worse.
âWait!' Mac called to Stenka.
She turned innocently. âProblem?'
âThey're all Firsties!' said Mac, pointing at Jasper and the others.
âHey!' said Saffy defensively. âWe all passed the exam.'
Mac turned to her with a look of exaggerated astonishment on his face. âWell then, you
must
be good,' he replied.
Felix frowned. âI think he's being sarcastic.'
âIt's them or no-one,' replied Stenka, and turned on her heel.
Mac muttered a string of obscenities under his breath as he glared at Jasper, Felix and Saffy.
âRight then. I guess you're in. This is where we do the initial preparation for the Hunt. Teachers come and go if needed, but mostly it's just us. The workstation is over here,' said Mac, nodding towards a desk overflowing with junk.
âAnd I thought I was messy,' Felix mumbled, tossing a bicycle tyre off a chair.
Jasper sifted through the debris. âWhat's all this for?'
âFunctional Fixedness,' Mac replied. âYou start that class in second year. Basically it's the Monstrum House version of making gadgets. You choose the junk, and make your own gadget to catch the monster. Cool, huh?' Mac nodded enthusiastically as he held up a broken coathanger.
Jasper looked at Mac. âCool is a monster zapper fired from your sneakers.
That
is a coat hanger. Not cool.'
âJust you wait. This baby could make a wicked monster zapper,' Mac said. He started fiddling bits of junk together.
âAnd what's with the picture of mud? Don't tell me â it's cool?' Felix scoffed, pulling a picture off the whiteboard.
âDefinitely not cool,' Mac replied. âAnd not mud either. See that green dot?'
Jasper leant over Felix's shoulder to look.
âThat's its eye,' Mac said.
Saffy grabbed the photo from Felix and examined it closely. âThis is it? This is the monster?'
Mac nodded. âLadies and gentlemen,' he boomed theatrically, âI have the pleasure today of introducing you to â drum roll, please â the Glibberhowl. Also known as
your worst
nightmare.
'
Mac pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and laid it on the table.
HUNT ASSIGNMENT: Lake of Terror
MONSTER ORDER: Screecher
MONSTER SPECIES: Glibberhowl
MONSTER WEAKNESS: Flame in the left
nasal cavity
HABITAT: Marine
HUNT CAPTAIN: Eugene Mackenzie
DEPARTURE TIME: Tuesday 2.49pm
âEugene?' Saffy snorted.
Mac narrowed his eyes.
âHang on.' Jasper looked at Mac. âA marine monster? As in, lives in the water? How are we meant to get fire up its nose if it's underwater?'
Mac gestured to the piles of junk scattered around the workstation. âYou're just going to have to start inventing,' he said.
âBut we haven't even studied Functional Fixedness yet!' complained Saffy.
Mac pushed a book towards her
. âThe
Functional Fixedness Helpful Hints Handbook,
' Saffy read aloud.
âKnock yourself out,' said Mac.
âAt least it's a Screecher and not a Muncher,' said Felix, flicking absent-mindedly through the paper spread around the workstation.
âWell, people have died of fright before,' Mac warned. âAnd there has only been one successful Glibberhowl Hunt in the whole history of Monstrum House. That was only after they drained the lake. And they only did
that
after the monster-hunters were ⦠well, dead.'
Felix groaned. âWhy did you have to tell us that?'
âTry not to think about it,' Mac said. âJust remember, the bigger the fright, the happier Screechers are, and the stronger they get. And a Glibberhowl is even worse. The bigger the fright, the bigger it grows. So whatever you do,
don't let it frighten you.
'
Jasper glanced at Felix, who was chewing nervously on his fingernails.
That's easier said
than done,
he thought.
âOK. Last thing.' Mac swept the pile of paper off the desk. âThe lake.' He slapped a map down in front of them.
Jasper leant over the map. All the place names had been blacked out.
âWhy is the destination such a mystery?' Saffy asked.
Mac looked at her seriously. âIt's a precaution. When you're on a Hunt, it's easy for monsters to get inside your head. Some Scramblers can read your thoughts like a newspaper. If you knew everything â like where Monstrum House is and where the Hunt is â how long do you think it'd take a monster to find you if the Hunt went wrong? The whole school would be in danger.'
Saffy gulped. âSo that's why, when we first came to Monstrum House, they put us into a deep sleep on the plane?'
Mac nodded. âIt's one of the reasons the teachers can't come on the Hunts with us. They know too much.'
But Jasper was still thinking about what Mac had said earlier.
Some Scramblers can read
your thoughts like a newspaper â¦
âSo this is where the Glibberhowl lives?'
Felix asked, pointing to the map.
Mac nodded. âAnd this is where we will have to go to hunt it. During the day it's a popular swimming spot, which is why it has become the perfect stalking ground for the Glibberhowl.'
Jasper thought of the lake where he used to spend holidays as a kid. He loved swimming, but there were parts of it he never went near. He always imagined the horrible things that lived way down in the dark where the sunlight couldn't reach. It felt even worse to know now that he'd probably been right.
âGlibberhowls are pretty rare, so we don't know much about them,' Mac continued quietly. âBut we do know that the Glibberhowl lies in wait at the bottom of the lake. Waiting for some poor person to swim out too deep, or get stuck by themselves. And then it strikes. We're not sure exactly
how
it attacks, because the only people who would be able to tell us are too scared to talk about it, or ⦠dead. But we have to assume it somehow sucks you underwater.'
Saffy was beginning to squirm in her seat.
âWe also know that it especially likes stalking swimmers at dusk,' Mac went on, âwhich is when we will be going in. I take it you can all swim well?'
Jasper and Felix both nodded.
Saffy looked away. âWell,' she mumbled. âTechnically, I can swim. But actually ...'
Jasper couldn't believe it. He also couldn't help rubbing it in, even though he knew he'd probably regret it later. âYou mean little Miss Perfect, Kickboxing Champion, Best Escape Artist in the World, Speaks a Million Languages, Good at Everything, Saffron Dominguez can't
swim
?' he asked, huge grin spread across his face.