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Sun God Seeks...surrogate?
Accidently Yours Series [1]
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (2012)
Rating: ****

When 24-year-old Penelope learns of a new miracle drug that could cure her ailing mother, it’s the answer to her prayers. Until she sees the cost. But for every door that closes, a window opens. In this case, the window calls herself Cimil, and she’s quite possibly the most insane person Penelope’s ever met. Could it be because this complete stranger just offered Penelope one million dollars to carry her wealthy brother’s baby?

But Cimil’s brother isn’t your everyday millionaire. In fact, he gives new meaning to the word hot.

Sequel to ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE WITH…A GOD? and The New York Times Best Seller, ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED TO…A VAMPIRE?, this story has it all! Vampires, gods, and our favorite evil Mayan priests, the Maaskab.

 

 

 

 

SUN GOD SEEKS…SURROGATE?

 

The Accidentally Yours Series

Book 3

 

 

 

 

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

www.mimijean.net

 

 

 

 

Copyright © 2012 by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the writer, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.

 

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of various products referenced in this work of fiction, which have been used without permission. The publication/use of these trademarks are not authorized, associated with, or sponsored by the trademark owners.

 

Cover Design Copyright © 2012

http:/DigitalDonna.com

 

ISBN-10: 061567965X

ISBN-13: 978-0-615-67965-5

 

 

 

 

CONTENTS

 

Praise for Mimi Jean’s Books

Other Best-selling Work by Mimi Jean

Dedication

Warning

Cimil’s Mandatory Pop Quiz

PROLOGUE
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
CHAPTER 28
CHAPTER 29
CHAPTER 30
CHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 32
CHAPTER 33
CHAPTER 34
CHAPTER 35
CHAPTER 36
CHAPTER 37
CHAPTER 38
CHAPTER 39
CHAPTER 40
CHAPTER 41

Note from Mimi J

IN THE WORKS

Glossary

Character Definitions

Not the Gods

Which Gods didn’t Make the Cut?

Contact Me Me Online

About the Author

Cimil’s Pop Quiz Answers

 

 

Praise for Mimi Jean’s Books

 

(From my awesome readers! Not some kooky unknown critics.)

 

“A thrill-ride of EPIC proportions…and that is just the guy in the book.” — Jean B.

 

“Mimi girl, your books made me PMP (pee in my pants).” — Name removed to protect reader’s social life.

 

“Mimi Jean, your books got me into a lot of trouble with my husband…and I loved every minute of it!!!” — Kassie B.

 

“Mimi's books sizzle, they make me laugh and fall in love with love every time I read them.” —Ashley Swartz

 

“Incredible book! I was up all night reading and laughing my buttocks off!! Keep them coming Mimi...!!!” — Kimberly DiNino-DeCenso

 

“You keep me up all night wanting to reread each book over and over. I think your writing is addicting and I love it.” — Ashlee R.

 

“The gods will have you saying Fifty Shades of what??” — C. B. Wells

 

“Give me some black jade and a god for the weekend. No Payals or Maaskab need apply. P.S. Someone please find Cimil a garage sale and something pink to keep her out of trouble. Maybe.” -— Dy

 

“Who needs a man, when you can have a god!” — Ally K.

 

 

Other Best-selling Work by Mimi Jean

 

 

 

The Accidentally Yours Series

Accidentally in Love with…a God? Book 1

Accidentally Married to…a Vampire? Book 2

 

 

Dedication

 

 

 

This novel is dedicated to Javi (God of All Things Manly), Seb (god in training), and Stefano (dictator in training). You make it all worthwhile. Now, please, please stop breaking everything. Naughty boys!

 

VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO:

 

Naughty Nana (spiritual cheerleader extraordinaire), Phoenix (my writing buddy who’s now come over to the dark side of PNR! Yes!), Dina Rubin (awesome, professional editing), Digital Donna (yes, I think we’re finally done with this cover. LOL), Cassie (for ensuring my pop culture references were relevant to twentysomethings: Ninja Turtles, Gunther…really?), Coffee Beans and Love Scenes (world-class virtual book tour support), Vicki Randall (thank you for the abundance of enthusiasm, input, and watching my back), MY FACEBOOK buds (OMG! I don’t know you, but I love you—in a non-creeeepy way, as Ashley would say. Not only do you crack me up, but you wow me with your 80s sitcom knowledge), and all of the NICE, NICE PEOPLE (like you, Ute Carlin and Kim McNicholl!) who beta-read, sent e-mails, tweeted, and posted reviews (you ROCK!).

 

 

Warning

 

 

 

This book contains sexual content (for some of you, not enough. I know. I’ll try harder, I promise), adult language, hot men with unrealistically large physical characteristics, female whining (Whaaat? I whine all the time. It’s a healthy form of venting!), silliness, snarkiness, sarcasm, and blatant abuse of the English language.

 

 

Cimil’s Mandatory Pop Quiz

 

 

 

Well, hello again, my little People Pets!

Now, I know you’ve been patiently waiting for this sequel to BOTH Books One and Two, but you must first pass my fabulous little Pop Quiz.

Oh, yes. The gods have spoken. And by gods, I mean me. Because I’m the only one who counts. No, really. The gods can’t count or do any sort of math. Don’t ask. Leprechaun curses aren’t funny.

Anyhooo, no cheating! (Especially you, Ashlee...) And I will know if you do. Because I know everything. Except how this story will end…

Demon crackers!

 

Cheers to me,

 

Cimil, Goddess Delight of the Underworld

 

***

 

1.  An ancient society of warriors and scholars who serve as the gods’ eyes, ears, and muscle.

A.  The Smurfs

B.  The were-Smurfs

C.  The Uchben

 

2.  A female descendant of the gods. Not immortal, but does carry the gods’ bloodline.

A.  Snooki

B.  Betty White

C.  A Payal

 

3.  An evil cult of dark priests, descending from the Maya.

A.  The Republican Party

B.  The Democratic Party

C.  The Maaskab (aka Scabs)

 

4.  Evil vampires whose favorite flavor is innocence.

A.  The Obscuros

B.  The Osmonds

C.  The Osbournes

 

5.  Now that Chaam, the God of Male Virility is locked away, I lead the Maaskab army.

A.  The Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World”

B.  Kathy Griffin

C.  Gabriela, Emma Keane’s grandmother

 

6.  Mimi Jean’s favorite slang term for a man’s private part.

A.  Man-treat

B.  Man-sicle

C.  Man-fritters

 

SEE ANSWERS – On Last Page

 

 

PROLOGUE

 

 

Wondering which screw in her head had come loose
this
time, twenty-four-year-old Emma Keane strapped a parachute to her back in preparation for yet another fun-filled jungle mission.

“Dammit! Stop wiggling!” she barked over her shoulder. “And that had better be your flashlight!”

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