The 21 Biggest Sex Lies
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Authors: Shane Dustin
Tags: #Self-Help, #Relationships, #Love & Romance, #Sex, #90 Minutes (44-64 Pages), #Parenting & Relationships, #Health; Fitness & Dieting
The 21 Biggest Sex Lies
A Humorous Look at the Lies Men and Women Tell Their Partners in Bed
Copyright 2013
Shane Dustin
The content of this book contains material that may be unsuitable for all readers—especially children, and adults who prefer living in denial.
“The 21 Biggest Sex Lies” is for your information and entertainment only. The author is not a licensed counselor, and despite attempts to the contrary, is not employed in the sex industry.
Table of Contents
Big Lie 1: Size Does Not Matter
Big Lie 2: You’re the Biggest I’ve Ever Had
Big Lie 3: You Always Please Me
Big Lie 6: I Have Never Had a One Night Stand
Big Lie 7: I’ve Never Done This Before
Big Lie 10: Only You Make Me Feel This Way
Big Lie 13: It’s Important to Take a Test Drive
Big Lie 14: Sex Without Commitment is Fun
Big Lie 15: Sex is Free Expression
Big Lie 16: Sex Statistics Are Real
Big Lie 17: Hot People Make Great Lovers
Big Lie 18: Walking Her Home is Foreplay
In my experience with life and relationships
I’ve learned that if you can’t handle the truth, don’t ask the question—unless you’re with a known liar, or talking about sex.
And if that’s the case, then there is no time like the present to ask away. You’ll feel better about yourself and leave the bed with an inflated ego.
Because you see…
…When it comes to sex, we all lie.
It’s the truth, and has been clinically verified by sex therapists—which is good work, if you can find it.
Sex
lies are usually harmless; like when she says, “You were great,” or when he says, “I love you.” But they can also be dangerously evil; like when she says, “Don’t worry, I’m on the pill,” or when he says, “I promise, this won’t hurt.”
Nothing
in all the universe of human relations comes close to the emotional highs and lows we experience in sex—which virtually guarantees the survival of the species while simultaneously lining the pockets of every divorce lawyer in the country.
So, if you’ve ever been lied to in bed, or stretched the truth in the interest of domestic tranquility,
this book is for you.
Have you ever heard this big sex lie
…
: Size Does Not Matter
Okay guys, I hate to burst your bubble, but size does matter.
But on the brighter side, this doesn’t mean you have to be hung like a porn star.
In fact, numerous studies in this area suggest the average male member is about 6 inches long, which means about 90 percent of all guys will measure between a diminutive 5 inches, to an eye popping 8 inches.
But even this statistic may be biased to the “plus size” if you consider how researchers collect their information. Imagine you’re a college student walking across campus, your mind is busily calculating how much time you can spend trying to get Sally from your English 101 into your dorm room when a graduate student with a clipboard and a tape measure jumps in front of you.
“We’re looking for volunteers for our human sexuality study,” the exuberant student says with a broad smile.
Curious, you go along with her request for a moment. “What do I have to do?”
The graduate student blushes slightly and whispers, “We’re studying penis sizes.”
At this point the vast majority of guys would duck their head and sheepishly say, “No thanks.”
Think about it. What type of young man would volunteer to walk into a small room with a group of strangers and allow
himself to be measured in an aroused state? From my experience in personal data collection, the only people who volunteer to participate in these studies are people who are eager to share what they have (information or physical attributes) with the world.
And when it comes to human sexuality studies of this nature, I suspect the data used to reach their conclusions is skewed, or biased, towards the
larger sizes—which means readers of such studies, like you and me, are led to believe we have been shortchanged.
So, the first thing you need to do is discount everything you read about size, and realize a
woman wants a man with enough equipment to get her attention, but not so much that it hurts.
Sure, o
n the extreme range of the manhood scale, you have the fly weights and heavy weights. But if you’re in the neighborhood of 6, you’ll be okay.
Which leads us to the next biggest sex lie…
Women have a sixth sense about a man’s ego, and they know the quickest way to his heart is to stroke his ego.
The truth is secondary here, and depending upon your desire, you can string together a series of words that are guaranteed to make your man feel great about himself; or, you can choose the dark side and string together a series of words that are guaranteed to destroy your man’s self-esteem and drive a wedge between your relationship.
To lift a man to the heights of sexual satisfaction and self-confidence, tell him he’s the biggest you’ve ever had.
If he pisses you off and you want to strike him to the core of his being, tell him he’s the smallest guy you’ve ever slept with.
And of course, lies about size are also related to the next big sex lie…
A man with an ounce of concern for his partner, or a touch of pride in his bedroom finesse, wants his partner to have an orgasm.
The female role in this dance is to assure her partner she has been satisfied.
For whatever reason, nature made it harder for the female to climax than the male. Frankly, some of us guys can embarrass ourselves at the sight of a crack in the sidewalk
. And it’s not our fault the air in the balloon bursts in one long sigh.
But for the female, reaching a climax can often be much more difficult. And there comes a time in every bedroom romp where the female can let her guy off the hook by faking an orgasm, or destroy his self-esteem and hold him accountable for his shortcomings.
Which is why I find this next lie especially interesting…
: I Never Use Toys
There is no harm in ownin
g a few adult toys, and contrary to what you may believe, most guys are actually turned on by the idea of his partner using a toy.
But somewhere along the line a handful of egotistical men ruined all the fun for the rest of us guys by associating a woman’s use of a toy with his inability to please her.
The toys were an affront to his manhood, and suggested he was incapable of pleasing his woman.
Guess what, dude, you can’t. Get over it and let her have some fun.
But ladies, please pay attention here…
