The Bible Repairman and Other Stories (15 page)

“I quoted a bit of it just now,” said Mr. Bump, holding the kitten now and stroking it. “‘’Tis just like a summer birdcage in a garden; the birds that are without despair to get in, and the birds that are within despair and are in a consumption for fear they shall never get out.’”

Kohler nodded – that was it. The will had specified the phrase,
Consumption for fear they shall never get out,
and he had assumed it was a line of anapestic quatrameter.

“What’s it from?” he asked, setting the box on a table and lifting out of it the black ceramic urn.

“A play,” said Campion, taking his free arm again, apparently in anticipation of walking out to the atrium. “Webster’s
The White Devil.”

“It’s a filthy play,” put in Mr. Bump.

The cats were bounding down from their perches and scurrying out the far doors into the atrium, their tails waving like a field of orange ferns in a wind.

The three people followed the cats out into the small, tiled courtyard that lay below second-floor balconies on all four sides. The atrium was crowded with tropical-looking plants, and leafy branches and vines hid some corners of the balconies – but Kohler noted uneasily that more than a dozen young men and women were leaning on the iron railings and silently looking down on them. The air smelled of jasmine and cat-boxes.

“The character who says the birdcage business,” remarked Campion, “rises from the dead, at the end.” “And then gets killed again,” noted Mr. Bump.

Campion shrugged. “Still.” She looked up at the audience on the balconies. “Jack’s back!” she called. “This nice man has been kind enough to carry him.”

The men and women on the balconies all began snapping their fingers, apparently by way of applause. Kohler was nervously tempted to bow.

They didn’t stop, and the shrill clacking began to take on a choppy rhythm.

The cats had all sat down in a ring in the center of the atrium floor – no, Kohler saw, it wasn’t a ring, it was a triangle, and then he saw that they were all sitting on three lines of red tile set into the pavement. The space inside the triangle was empty.

Campion had stepped away to close the French doors to the lobby, and Mr. Bump leaned close to Kohler and spoke loudly to be heard over the shaking rattle from above. “This is the last part of your duty as executor,” he said. The kitten he was holding seemed to have gone to sleep, in spite of the noise.

“It’s not the last, by any means,” said Kohler, who was sweating again. “There’s the taxes, and selling the house, and – and I don’t think this
is
part of my duties.” He squinted up at the finger-snapping people – they were all dressed in slacks and shirts that were black or white, and the faces he could make out were expressionless.
Something’s happening here,
he thought,
and you don’t know what it is.
The sweat was suddenly cold on his forehead, and he pushed the urn into Mr. Bump’s hands.

“I have to leave,” Kohler said, turning back toward the lobby. “Now.”

Campion stood in front of the closed doors, and she was pointing a small black automatic pistol at him – it looked like. 22 or. 25 caliber. “It was so kind of you to come!” she cried merrily. “And you are very nice!”

Kohler was peripherally aware that what she had said was a quote from something, but all his attention was focused on the gun muzzle. Campion’s finger was inside the trigger guard. He stopped moving, then slowly extended his empty hands out to the side, his fingers twitching in time to his heartbeat.

Mr. Bump shook his head and smiled ruefully at Kohler. “Campion is so
theatrical!
We just, we’d be very grateful if you’d participate in a – memorial service.”

The people on the balconies must have been able to see the situation, but the counterpoint racket never faltered – clearly there would be no help from them, whoever they were. “Then,” said Kohler hoarsely, “I can go?”

“You might very well prefer to stay,” said Campion. “It’s a leisurely life.”

Stay?
Kohler thought.

“What,” he asked, “do I do?”

“You were his closest friend,” said Mr. Bump, “so you should –” “

I hardly knew him! Since college, at least. Maybe once or twice a year –”

“You’re who he nominated. You should step over the cats, into the open space there, and after everybody has recited Jack’s Letter Testamentary, you simply break the urn. At your feet.”

Mr. Bump pressed the urn into Kohler’s right hand, and Kohler closed his fingers around the glassy neck of it.

“And then I – can leave.”

Campion nodded brightly. “Yours will be a journey only of two paces into view of the stars again,” she said.

Kohler recognized what she had said as lines from a Walter de la Mare poem, and he recalled how the sentence in the poem ended –
but you will not make it.

And belatedly he recognized what she had said a few moments ago:
It was so kind of you to come! And you are very nice!
– that was from Lewis Carroll’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter,” spoken by the Walrus just before he and the Carpenter began devouring the gullible Oysters.

Kohler was grasping the urn in both hands, and now he had to force his arms not to shake in time to the percussive rhythm of all the rattling hands. He glanced at Campion, but she was still holding the gun pointed directly at the middle of him.

“You really should have had more to drink,” she called.

God only knew who these people were, or what weird ritual this was, and Kohler was considering causing some kind of diversion and just diving over some plants and rolling through one of the ground-floor French doors, and then just running. Out of this building, over the wall, and away.

It seemed unrealistic.

He obediently stepped over the cats into the clear triangle of pavement.

“Now wait till they’ve recited it all,” said Mr. Bump loudly.

With her free hand Campion dug the peculiar Letter Testamentary out of her purse and flapped it in the still air to unfold it.

And then a young woman on one of the balconies whispered,
“Having.”
and a man on a balcony on the other side of the atrium whispered, “.
been.”
and another followed with “.
appointed.”

The hoarse whispers undercut the shrill finger-snapping and echoed clearly around the walled space. They were reciting the text of Jack’s letter, and each was enunciating only one word of it, letting a pause fall between each word.

The glassy bulge of the urn was slippery in Kohler’s sweating hands, and he assembled some of the disjointed phrases in his mind:
enactor of the will of John Carpenter Ranald … Arthur Lewis Kohler … to consummate possession.

And he recognized this technique–in first century Kabbalistic mysticism, certain truths could be spoken only in whispers, and the writing of certain magical texts required that a different scribe write each separate word.

As clearly as if she were speaking now, Campion’s words at lunch came back to him:
But it’s about transmigration of souls, isn’t it?
and
I can already see him in you.

And he recalled saying,
after his father died, he just wasn’t the same guy anymore.

Jack Ranald had been executor of his father’s will.

“To,”
whispered one of the black-or-white-clad people on the balconies.
“Consummate,”
whispered another.
“Possession,”
breathed one more, and then they stopped, and the finger-snapping stopped too. The silence that followed seemed to spring up from the paving stones, and the cats sitting in a triangle around Kohler shifted in place.

Mr. Bump nodded to Kohler and raised the kitten in both hands.

“Where do you want to go, from here?” whispered Campion. “Is there anything
you
want to wait for?”

Kohler sighed, a long exhalation that relaxed all his muscles and seemed to empty him. Go? he thought. Back to my studio apartment in Culver City … Wait for? No. I
could
do this – I
could
stay here, hidden from everything, even from myself, it seems.

He could hear the cats around the triangle purring. It’s a leisurely life, Campion had said.

“What have you got to lose?” whispered Campion.

Lose? he thought. Nothing – nothing but memories I don’t seem to have room for anymore.

And he remembered again what his wife had said about Jack –
He forgets me when he’s not looking right at me.
Kohler couldn’t look at her anymore –

– but to do this, whatever it was, would pretty clearly be to join Jack.

Kohler took a deep breath, and he felt as if he were stepping back out of a warm doorway, back into the useless tensions of a cold night.

And he flung the urn as hard as he could straight up. Everyone’s eyes followed it, and Kohler stepped out of the triangle and, in a sudden moment of inspiration, picked up one of the cats and leaned forward to set it down in the clear triangular patch before hurrying toward a door away from Campion.

The urn shattered on the pavement behind him with a noise like a gunshot as Kohler was grabbing the doorknob, but two sounds stopped him – the cat yowled two syllables and, in perfect synchronization, a voice in his head said, in anguish,
Jimmy.

It was Jack’s voice. Even the cat’s cry had seemed to be Jack’s voice.

Helplessly Kohler let go of the doorknob and turned around.

The rest of the cats had scattered. Campion had hurried into the triangular space, the gun falling from her fingers and skittering across the paving stones, and she was cradling the cat Kohler had put there. Mr. Bump had let the kitten jump down from his arms now and was just staring open-mouthed, and the people on the balconies were leaning forward and whispering in agitation – but their whispers now weren’t audible.

“Jack!” Campion said hitchingly through tears, “Jack, darling, what has he done, what has he done?”

The cat was staring over Campion’s shoulder directly at Kohler, and Kohler shivered at its intense amber glare.

But he nodded and said softly, “So long, Jack.” Then he recalled that it was probably Jack’s father, and looked away.

He took two steps forward across the tiles and picked up the little automatic pistol that Campion had dropped. There seemed to be no reason now not to leave by the way he’d come in.

Mr. Bump was shaking his head in evident amazement. “It was supposed to be you,” he said, standing well back as he held the lobby door open, “into the kitten, to make room for Jack. That cat’s already got somebody – I don’t know how that’ll work out.” He stepped quickly to keep up with Kohler’s stride across the dim lobby toward the front doors. “No use, anyway, they can’t even write. Just not enough brain in their heads!” He laughed nervously, watching the gun in Kohler’s hand. “You’re – actually going to
leave
then?”

At the front doors, with his hand on one of the old iron handles, Kohler stopped. “I don’t think anybody would want me to stay.”

Mr. Bump shrugged. “I think Campion likes you. Likes
you,
I mean, too.” He smiled. “‘Despair to get in,’ and I think you’ve paid the entry fee. Stay for dinner, at least? I’m making a huge cioppino, plenty for everybody, even the cats.”

Kohler found that he was not sure enough about what had happened, not
quite
sure enough, to make the impossible denunciations that he wanted to make. It might help to read some of the books in his stock, but at this moment he was resolved never to open one again except to catalogue it.

So “Give Jack mine,” was all he said, as he pulled the door open; and then he hurried down the steps into the sunlight, reaching into his pocket for his car keys and bleakly eyeing the lane that would lead him back down to the old, old, terribly familiar freeway.

Los Angeles is my favorite city. Anybody can fall in love with San Francisco or New Orleans in ten minutes, but Los Angeles is more circumspect. There are lots of odd, secluded spots down in the canyons or up on the hilltops between the freeways – domed temples from the 1920s that still host some furtive sort of worship, eccentric gardens that stretch implausible distances, nearly inaccessible old apartment buildings whose tenants seem to be covertly united in some secret cause. The odd place in this story was based on one such apartment building where my wife and I one day found the street-side lobby door unlocked.

–T. P.