The Boyfriend List (9 page)

He didn’t come.

I rang Jackson’s cell, but he didn’t pick up.

Our house seems cold and overly quiet when it’s empty. Because it’s on the water.

I read a little and watched TV, and made myself some ramen.

It seems stupid, but by ten o’clock I was crying. I had dialed the cell three more times, but I didn’t leave a message. Finally, I choked out the most relaxed-sounding thing I could think of to say, after the tone: “Hey, it’s Ruby. I somehow thought we had plans tonight? I guess I was wrong. But give me a call.”

He called at midnight. My parents weren’t home yet. He said he had just gotten the message, and I sounded upset, what was up?

“I’m not upset,” I said. “I thought you were coming over.”

“I went to the game with Matt,” he said. “It was excellent. Cabbie scored six times.”

“Didn’t you say you were coming over?” I asked.

“I don’t think so, Roo.”

“But you did,” I said. “We talked about it last night. To watch
Annie Hall.”

“We see each other all the time,” Jackson said. “We see each other like every day.”

“I know.”

“So I need to go out with the guys sometimes, that’s all.”

“That’s fine,” I said. “I don’t care. I just thought we had plans.”

“It was a completely important game. We were playing Kingston.”

“I was waiting for you.”

He sighed. “Roo. Sometimes it’s like you want me all to yourself.”

“That’s not it.”

“Matt just came over and picked me up,” he said. “He practically kidnapped me.”

“Oh, so you
did
know we had plans?”

“He really wanted me to go; Kyle and the Whipper were in the back of the car. I swear, they pulled me in and wouldn’t even let me get my coat.”

“So you’re saying you knew we had plans and you went to the game anyway? Without even calling?”

“I just forgot.”

“Forgot to call, or forgot we had plans?”

“Ruby.”

“What?”

“Why are you being so insecure?”

“I’m not insecure,” I said—although I was. “I spent my Saturday night sitting home eating ramen, when I could have been
doing
something.”

“Well, why didn’t you do something? You could have gone to the game, or gone out with Nora. Or Cricket. Whatever.”

“I didn’t do anything because I had plans with you!” I cried.

There was a pause. “You’re getting too worked up about this,” Jackson said, finally.

I sniffed. I kind of hoped he could hear me crying over the phone and would realize what a jerk he’d been.

“Are you okay?” he finally said.

“Yeah.” Although obviously I wasn’t.

“You’re being oversensitive, Roo,” he said.

“Maybe.”

“I just went to the game with some guys.”

“That’s not the point.”

“It’s not a big deal.”

“Don’t you want to know what the point was?”

“I got up at six for cross-country practice,” Jackson said. “I’m completely shattered. We can talk about this tomorrow.”

“Okay,” I said. But I didn’t hang up.

“I’m gonna go, now, Roo,” he said.

“Okay, go, then.”

“All right. I’m hanging up. Good night.” And the line went dead.

The next day, Jackson called and came over in the afternoon. He brought me a brownie.

I ate it.

He said he was sorry. He should have called when he went to the game.

I thought he should have not gone to the game and should have come over to my house instead. But I didn’t say anything about that.

I said the brownie was perfect, and brownies were my favorite, and did he feel like walking down the dock and looking at the boats? He said yes, and so we did.

But later, I wished I hadn’t eaten that stupid brownie. I wished I had thrown it back at him and told him never to stand me up again.

Five: For Valentine’s Day at Tate this year, the senior class decided to raise money for the Downtown Seattle Soup Kitchen by selling flowers and delivering them. For three weeks ahead of time, they took orders at a table in the main building: a dollar for a carnation, two dollars for a daisy, three for a rose. You’d put in an order, pay cash and write a note to go with the flowers. Then on February 14, the seniors delivered the bouquets; they were showing up in classrooms, at the refectory tables, in the hallways, calling out names.

A lot of girls had had the foresight to send each
other
flowers. It was worth a few dollars so that your girlfriend could have Bick or the Whipper or Billy Alexander or some other hot senior interrupt math class with a rose. So there were a lot of deliveries. I sent daisies to Kim and Cricket and Nora, and I sent Jackson six roses with an anonymous card—but of course it would still be obvious whom they were from.

When I got to school that day, the whole place was buzzing. Kim already had a dozen roses from Finn the stud-muffin, and there was a daisy from Cricket in my mail cubby with a funny note. I saw Jackson after third-period French, and he hadn’t gotten the roses yet, so I didn’t say anything. I got a rose from Kim and a daisy from Nora, and a carnation from this guy Noel who stood next to me in Painting Elective, with a long goofy poem about unrequited love.
¹¹
Nora found the
Playgirl
in her mail cubby and cracked up.

Jackson sat with his friends at lunch, and I felt weird about him not having gotten the roses yet, so I pretended not to see him and hung out with Cricket, Kim and Nora. In fifth period, Nora showed me a rose she got from some guy she knew from basketball, which made her feel good even though she didn’t like him “that way,” and then asked to see what Jackson had sent me. I said Nothing yet, and she said, “Oh dear. I hope it’s not a frogless day!”

“It better not be,” I said—but I had a sinking feeling that wouldn’t go away all through Biology/Sex Ed.

After, when I was crossing the quad to H&P, I ran into Jackson holding the roses I’d sent him. He kissed me and said, “These are from you, right?” and I thought, Who on
earth else does he think it could be? Shouldn’t he
know
they’re from me?—but all I said was “Maybe,” because I was trying to be mysterious, especially if he hadn’t sent me anything.

In Mr. Wallace’s class, now it was Cricket asking if I had anything yet, and when I said no, she said, “Don’t worry. I hear it’s a special order.”

I couldn’t think what a special order would be, but it sounded good, so I relaxed. Cricket had a rose from Pete, who’s her boyfriend now, but she’d only just started liking him then. The Whipper delivered daisies to Kim, from a freshman who had a crush on her. A thousand hundred people asked me what I had from Jackson, and Heidi even advised me not to let him take me for granted, giving me this knowing look as if she knew him and all his tendencies a hundred times better than I did.

It wasn’t like I had any control over whether he took me for granted or not, anyway. What was I supposed to do? Act like I didn’t like him? He had been my boyfriend for six months already.

Finally, in seventh period, Billy Alexander interrupted Brit Lit with a delivery for me.

It was half a carnation.

Literally, a sad-looking white carnation sliced in half, with a note that said: “I would never buy you regular roses, like a million other roses given to a million other girls. Happy Valentine’s Day. Jackson.”

I tried to act pleased, but I could barely keep from crying. As soon as I got out the door of the classroom, I burst
into tears. Kim was right there. “It’s not even a rose,” I cried, “it’s the cheapest thing he could buy. It’s only half of the cheapest thing he could buy.”

“Oh, Roo,” she said, “it’s nice. It’s unusual.”

“It’s soggy,” I sniffed. “The card doesn’t even say Love on it. People have been asking me all day and now all I’ve got is this soggy, ripped-up flower.”

“I’m sure he thought you’d like it,” Kim said. “He had to order it special.”

“I’d rather have roses.” I kept my head down so people walking down the hall wouldn’t see I was crying.

“You want some of mine?” Kim asked.

“No,” I wailed. “That’s not it. I wanted something romantic.”

“I’m sure he meant well.” Kim patted my shoulder.

I ran out of school and found Meghan’s Jeep in the parking lot. I didn’t have an eighth-period class, but she did. She wouldn’t come out to drive me home for another fifty minutes. I sat down on my backpack, leaning against a tire, and waited. Finally she came out, jangling her keys, wearing a new pair of running shoes (from Bick) and carrying two dozen red roses. I’m sure she noticed my face was all red and swollen, but she didn’t ask any questions. We drove home in silence.

When I talked to him later, I just told Jackson “Thank you” for the flower.

“Why did you pretend you weren’t upset?” asked Doctor Z.

“I didn’t want to seem like it was important.”

“Why not?”

“He’d say I was oversensitive. Or he’d think I didn’t understand him, since I didn’t like his present. Because he was being unique.”

“Maybe
he
didn’t understand
you.”

“What?”

“Maybe Jackson didn’t understand you. What you needed on Valentine’s Day.”

“It’s a stupid holiday,” I said.

When we got home from the appointment with Doctor Z, John Hutchinson (aka Hutch) was drinking pop on our front deck.

That’s right. Hutch. Boy #3. On my deck.

My dad was next to him, beaming. “John, you know Roo!” he cried. “Here she is!”

“Hey there, Hutch,” I said. What on earth was he doing at my house?

“Hey, Roo.”

“Hutch! Is that what the kids call you?” My dad punched him on the arm playfully, all man to man.

“Nah.” Hutch shrugged. “My friends call me John.”

What friends?

“How come you’re here?” I asked.

“John answered my ad for a carpentry and garden assistant,” my dad said. “I put a flyer on the Tate bulletin board. You know, I’m greenhousing the southern deck?”

I knew. It had been my dad’s dream to turn our southern
deck into a tiny greenhouse, so his beloved plants wouldn’t die over the winter, and so he could grow some exotica that would die in typical Seattle weather. He had been arguing with my mom about it for two years. She wanted him to relax and hang out with her on weekends, and use our savings for a family vacation. He wanted to spend the money and the weekends building the greenhouse.

“John’s a plant man,” my dad enthused. “He wants to be a botanist. But he’s handy with a table saw, too, aren’t you? And I’m going to teach him everything I know.” My dad is never happier than when he’s building something.

Hutch smiled and showed his gray, heavy-metal teeth. “Great houseboat,” he said. “I never knew you lived in one of these.”

Since when did he want to be a botanist? What was that yellowy stain on his KISS T-shirt? Why didn’t he do something about his skin? I couldn’t believe he was going to end up being the second boy ever to come over to my house and see my bedroom. “Why in the world
would
you know where I lived?” I snapped.

I didn’t wait for a reply. I went inside and slammed the door.

I threw myself on the couch and turned on the TV, but I could hear my parents talking outside. “Don’t mind Roo,” Mom was saying. “Her boyfriend dropped her and she’s been mopey ever since it happened. Full of anxiety.”

“It’s not about you,” my dad added. “She’s working through a lot of pain and forgiveness issues.”

“And expressing a little adolescent rage,” my mom said. “Kevin, I think we should actually be pleased to see Ruby expressing her anger openly. Don’t you think that shows progress? She turns everything in on herself, John. She doesn’t talk freely about her emotions. But she’s seeing a therapist, and we’re hoping that will help.”

“Uh-huh,” Hutch mumbled.

“Maybe that’s normal for people your age,” my mom went on. “What do you think?”

At that point, I went into the bathroom, took a long hot shower and tried to pretend none of them existed.