Read The Cat on the Mat is Flat Online
Authors: Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton
Ed saw red
and then
he said:
âI'm fed up
with Fred
always biting
my head!
I'm leaving this shed.'
And he went
  to his car
    (which
      was
        red).
He
jumped in
and away he sped.
Ted said:
âEd! Come back to the shed!'
But Ed just shook his head
and fled.
So Ted jumped in his car
(which was also red).
But it wouldn't start.
The battery was dead.
Ted stamped his feet
and his face went red.
âBother! Bother! Bother!' he said.
âI'll have to take the sled instead.'
Ted hitched up Fred
to the front of the sled
(which, by the way,
was also red)
and away
from the shed
sped Fred and Ted.
Ted and
Fred
sped
after Ed.
Ted saw
Ed's
red car
up ahead.
âFaster,
âFaster,
Fred!'
said Ted.
Ted and Fred
were gaining on Ed,
but all of a sudden,
Ed stopped dead.
There was
a road block
and a sign that read,
âSTOP! DO NOT DRIVE!
BIG CLIFF AHEAD!'
Ted said, âFred!
Stop the sled!'
But Fred
could not.
On they sped!
Ted and Fred
smashed into Ed.
Over
the
cliff
Ed
plumm-et-ed!
Closely
followed
by
Ted
and
Fred.
They
hit the water
and
sank like lead.
Poor Ed
and Ted
and Ted's dog
Fred!
They were
drowning
and
almost dead ...
when they were swallowed
by a whale
called
Ned.