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Who
murdered him?’ he roared. ‘Your God murdered him! His own God murdered him! According
to you, he murders all his faithful and foolish servants — as he murdered that
one,’ and he made a violent gesture, not towards the coffin but the crucifix.
Seeming to control himself a little, he went on in a tone still angry but more
argumentative: ‘I don’t believe it, but you do. Isn’t it better to have no God
than one that robs you in this fashion? I, at least, am not afraid to say that
there is none. There is no power in all this blind and brainless universe that
can hear your prayer or return your friend. Though you beg Heaven to raise him,
he will not rise. Though I dare Heaven to raise him, he will not rise. Here and
now I will put it to the test — I defy the God who is not there to waken the
man who sleeps for ever.’

There
was a shock of silence, and the demagogue had made his sensation.


We
might have known,’ cried Mendoza in a thick gobbling voice, ‘when we allowed such
men as you — ’

A
new voice cut into his speech; a high and shrill voice with a Yankee accent.


Stop!
Stop!’ cried Snaith the journalist; ‘something’s up! I swear I saw him move.’

He
went racing up the steps and rushed to the coffin, while the mob below swayed with
indescribable frenzies. The next moment he had turned a face of amazement over
his shoulder and made a signal with his finger to Dr Calderon, who hastened
forward to confer with him. When the two men stepped away again from the
coffin, all could see that the position of the head had altered. A roar of excitement
rose from the crowd and seemed to stop suddenly, as if cut off in mid-air; for
the priest in the coffin gave a groan and raised himself on one elbow, looking
with bleared and blinking eyes at the crowd.

John
Adams Race, who had hitherto known only miracles of science, never found himself
able in after-years to describe the topsy-turvydom of the next few days. He
seemed to have burst out of the world of time and space, and to be living in
the impossible. In half an hour the whole of that town and district had been transformed
into something never known for a thousand years; a medieval people turned to a
mob of monks by a staggering miracle; a Greek city where the god had descended
among men. Thousands prostrated themselves in the road; hundreds took vows on
the spot; and even the outsiders, like the two Americans, were able to think
and speak of nothing but the prodigy. Alvarez himself was shaken, as well he
might be; and sat down, with his head upon his hands.

And
in the midst of all this tornado of beatitude was a little man struggling to be
heard. His voice was small and faint, and the noise was deafening. He made weak
little gestures that seemed more those of irritation than anything else. He came
to the edge of the parapet above the crowd, waving it to be quiet, with movements
rather like the flap of the short wings of a penguin. There was something a
little more like a lull in the noise; and then Father Brown for the first time
reached the utmost stretch of the indignation that he could launch against his
children.


Oh,
you silly people,’ he said in a high and quavering voice; ‘Oh, you silly, silly
people.’

Then
he suddenly seemed to pull himself together, made a bolt for the steps with his
more normal gait, and began hurriedly to descend.


Where
are you going, Father?’ said Mendoza, with more than his usual veneration.


To
the telegraph office,’ said Father Brown hastily. ‘What? No; of course it’s not
a miracle. Why should there be a miracle? Miracles are not so cheap as all that.’

And
he came tumbling down the steps, the people flinging themselves before him to implore
his blessing.


Bless
you, bless you,’ said Father Brown hastily. ‘God bless you all and give you more
sense.’

And
he scuttled away with extraordinary rapidity to the telegraph office, where he wired
to his Bishop’s secretary: ‘There is some mad story about a miracle here; hope
his lordship not give authority. Nothing in it.’

As
he turned away from his effort, he tottered a little with the reaction, and John
Race caught him by the arm.


Let
me see you home,’ he said; ‘you deserve more than these people are giving you.’

John
Race and the priest were seated in the presbytery; the table was still piled up
with the papers with which the latter had been wrestling the day before; the bottle
of wine and the emptied wine-glass still stood where he had left them.


And
now,’ said Father Brown almost grimly, ‘I can begin to think.’


I
shouldn’t think too hard just yet,’ said the American. ‘You must be wanting a rest.
Besides, what are you going to think about?’


I
have pretty often had the task of investigating murders, as it happens,’ said Father
Brown. ‘Now I have got to investigate my own murder.’


If
I were you,’ said Race, ‘I should take a little wine first.’

Father
Brown stood up and filled himself another glass, lifted it, looked thoughtfully
into vacancy, and put it down again. Then he sat down once more and said:


Do
you know what I felt like when I died? You may not believe it, but my feeling was
one of overwhelming astonishment.’


Well,’
answered Race, ‘I suppose you were astonished at being knocked on the head.’

Father
Brown leaned over to him and said in a low voice, ‘I was astonished at not being
knocked on the head.’

Race
looked at him for a moment as if he thought the knock on the head had been only
too effective; but he only said: ‘What do you mean?’


I
mean that when that man brought his bludgeon down with a great swipe, it stopped
at my head and did not even touch it. In the same way, the other fellow made as
if to strike me with a knife, but he never gave me a scratch. It was just like
play-acting. I think it was. But then followed the extraordinary thing.’

He
looked thoughtfully at the papers on the table for a moment and then went on:


Though
I had not even been touched with knife or stick, I began to feel my legs doubling
up under me and my very life failing. I knew I was being struck down by
something, but it was not by those weapons. Do you know what I think it was?’
And he pointed to the wine on the table.

Race
picked up the wine-glass and looked at it and smelt it.


I
think you are right,’ he said. ‘I began as a druggist and studied chemistry. I couldn’t
say for certain without an analysis; but I think there’s something very unusual
in this stuff. There are drugs by which the Asiatics produce a temporary sleep
that looks like death.’


Quite
so,’ said the priest calmly.’ The whole of this miracle was faked, for some reason
or other. That funeral scene was staged — and timed. I think it is part of that
raving madness of publicity that has got hold of Snaith; but I can hardly
believe he would go quite so far, merely for that. After all, it’s one thing to
make copy out of me and run me as a sort of sham Sherlock Holmes, and — ’

Even
as the priest spoke his face altered. His blinking eyelids shut suddenly and he
stood up as if he were choking. Then he put one wavering hand as if groping his
way towards the door.


Where
are you going?’ asked the other in some wonder.


If
you ask me,’ said Father Brown, who was quite white, ‘I was going to pray. Or rather,
to praise.’


I’m
not sure I understand. What is the matter with you?’


I
was going to praise God for having so strangely and so incredibly saved me — saved
me by an inch.’


Of
course,’ said Race, ‘I am not of your religion; but believe me, I have religion
enough to understand that. Of course, you would thank God for saving you from death.’


No,’
said the priest. ‘Not from death. From disgrace.’

The
other sat staring; and the priest’s next words broke out of him with a sort of cry.
‘And if it had only been my disgrace! But it was the disgrace of all I stand
for; the disgrace of the Faith that they went about to encompass. What it might
have been! The most huge and horrible scandal ever launched against us since
the last lie was choked in the throat of Titus Oates.’


What
on earth are you talking about?’ demanded his companion.


Well,
I had better tell you at once,’ said the priest; and sitting down, he went on more
composedly: ‘It came to me in a flash when I happened to mention Snaith and
Sherlock Holmes. Now I happen to remember what I wrote about his absurd scheme;
it was the natural thing to write, and yet I think they had ingeniously manoeuvred
me into writing just those words. They were something like ‘I am ready to die
and come to life again like Sherlock Holmes, if that is the best way.’ And the
moment I thought of that, I realized that I had been made to write all sorts of
things of that kind, all pointing to the same idea. I wrote, as if to an
accomplice, saying that I would drink the drugged wine at a particular time.
Now, don’t you see?’

Race
sprang to his feet still staring: ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘I think I began to see.’


They
would have boomed the miracle. Then they would have bust up the miracle. And what
is the worst, they would have proved that I was in the conspiracy. It would
have been our sham miracle. That’s all there is to it; and about as near hell
as you and I will ever be, I hope.’

Then
he said, after a pause, in quite a mild voice: ‘They certainly would have got quite
a lot of good copy out of me.’

Race
looked at the table and said darkly: ‘How many of these brutes were in it?’

Father
Brown shook his head. ‘More than I like to think of,’ he said; ‘but I hope some
of them were only tools. Alvarez might think that all’s fair in war, perhaps; he
has a queer mind. I’m very much afraid that Mendoza is an old hypocrite; I never
trusted him, and he hated my action in an industrial matter. But all that will
wait; I have only got to thank God for the escape. And especially that I wired
at once to the Bishop.’

John
Race appeared to be very thoughtful. ‘You’ve told me a lot I didn’t know,’ he said
at last, ‘and I feel inclined to tell you the only thing you don’t know. I can
imagine how those fellows calculated well enough. They thought any man alive,
waking up in a coffin to find himself canonized like a saint, and made into a
walking miracle for everyone to admire, would be swept along with his worshippers
and accept the crown of glory that fell on him out the sky. And I reckon their
calculation was pretty practical psychology, as men go. I’ve seen all sorts of
men in all sorts of places; and I tell you frankly I don’t believe there’s one
man in a thousand who could wake up like that with all his wits about him; and
while he was still almost talking in his sleep, would have the sanity and the
simplicity and the humility to — ’ He was much surprised to find himself moved,
and his level voice wavering.

Father
Brown was gazing abstractedly, and in a rather cockeyed fashion, at the bottle on
the table. ‘Look here,’ he said, ‘what about a bottle of real wine?’

The
Arrow of Heaven

IT
is to be feared that about a hundred detective stories have begun with the discovery
that an American millionaire has been murdered; an event which is, for some
reason, treated as a sort of calamity. This story, I am happy to say, has to
begin with a murdered millionaire; in one sense, indeed, it has to begin with
three murdered millionaires, which some may regard as an embarras de richesse.
But it was chiefly this coincidence or continuity of criminal policy that took
the whole affair out of the ordinary run of criminal cases and made it the
extraordinary problem that it was.

It
was very generally said that they had all fallen victims to some vendetta or curse
attaching to the possession of a relic of great value both intrinsically and
historically: a sort of chalice inlaid with precious stones and commonly called
the Coptic Cup. Its origin was obscure, but its use was conjectured to be
religious; and some attributed the fate that followed its possessors to the fanaticism
of some Oriental Christian horrified at its passing through such materialistic
hands. But the mysterious slayer, whether or no he was such a fanatic, was
already a figure of lurid and sensational interest in the world of journalism
and gossip. The nameless being was provided with a name, or a nickname. But it
is only with the story of the third victim that we are now concerned; for it
was only in this case that a certain Father Brown, who is the subject of these
sketches, had an opportunity of making his presence felt.

When
Father Brown first stepped off an Atlantic liner on to American soil, he discovered
as many other Englishman has done, that he was a much more important person
than he had ever supposed. His short figure, his short-sighted and undistinguished
countenance, his rather rusty-black clerical clothes, could pass through any
crowd in his own country without being noticed as anything unusual, except
perhaps unusually insignificant. But America has a genius for the encouragement
of fame; and his appearance in one or two curious criminal problems, together
with his long association with Flambeau, the ex-criminal and detective, had
consolidated a reputation in America out of what was little more than a rumour
in England. His round face was blank with surprise when he found himself held
up on the quay by a group of journalists, as by a gang of brigands, who asked
him questions about all the subjects on which he was least likely to regard
himself as an authority, such as the details of female dress and the criminal
statistics of the country that he had only that moment clapped his eyes on.
Perhaps it was the contrast with the black embattled solidarity of this group
that made more vivid another figure that stood apart from it, equally black
against the burning white daylight of that brilliant place and season, but
entirely solitary; a tall, rather yellow-faced man in great goggles, who
arrested him with a gesture when the journalists had finished and said: ‘Excuse
me, but maybe you are looking for Captain Wain.’

Some
apology may be made for Father Brown; for he himself would have been sincerely apologetic.
It must be remembered that he had never seen America before, and more
especially that he had never seen that sort of tortoise-shell spectacles before;
for the fashion at this time had not spread to England. His first sensation was
that of gazing at some goggling sea-monster with a faint suggestion of a
diver’s helmet. Otherwise the man was exquisitely dressed; and to Brown, in his
innocence, the spectacles seemed the queerest disfigurement for a dandy. It was
as if a dandy had adorned himself with a wooden leg as an extra touch of
elegance. The question also embarrassed him. An American aviator of the name of
Wain, a friend of some friends of his own in France, was indeed one of a long
list of people he had some hope of seeing during his American visit; but he had
never expected to hear of him so soon.


I
beg your pardon,’ he said doubtfully, ‘are you Captain Wain? Do you — do you know
him?’


Well,
I’m pretty confident I’m not Captain Wain,’ said the man in goggles, with a face
of wood. ‘I was pretty clear about that when I saw him waiting for you over
there in the car. But the other question’s a bit more problematical. I reckon I
know Wain and his uncle, and old man Merton, too. I know old man Merton, but
old man Merton don’t know me. And he thinks he has the advantage, and I think I
have the advantage. See?’

Father
Brown did not quite see. He blinked at the glittering seascape and the pinnacles
of the city, and then at the man in goggles. It was not only the masking of the
man’s eyes that produced the impression of something impenetrable. Something in
his yellow face was almost Asiatic, even Chinese; and his conversation seemed
to consist of stratified layers of irony. He was a type to be found here and
there in that hearty and sociable population; he was the inscrutable American.


My
name’s Drage,’ he said, ‘Norman Drage, and I’m an American citizen, which explains
everything. At least I imagine your friend Wain would like to explain the rest;
so we’ll postpone The Fourth of July till another date.’

Father
Brown was dragged in a somewhat dazed condition towards a car at some little distance,
in which a young man with tufts of untidy yellow hair and a rather harassed and
haggard expression, hailed him from afar, and presented himself as Peter Wain.
Before he knew where he was he was stowed in the car and travelling with
considerable speed through and beyond the city. He was unused to the impetuous
practicality of such American action, and felt about as bewildered as if a
chariot drawn by dragons had carried him away into fairyland. It was under these
disconcerting conditions that he heard for the first time, in long monologues
from Wain, and short sentences from Drage, the story of the Coptic Cup and the
two crimes already connected with it.

It
seemed that Wain had an uncle named Crake who had a partner named Merton, who was
number three in the series of rich business men to whom the cup had belonged.
The first of them, Titus P. Trant, the Copper King, had received threatening
letters from somebody signing himself Daniel Doom. The name was presumably a
pseudonym, but it had come to stand for a very public if not a very popular
character; for somebody as well known as Robin Hood and Jack the Ripper
combined. For it soon became clear that the writer of the threatening letter
did not confine himself to threatening. Anyhow, the upshot was that old Trant
was found one morning with his head in his own lily-pond, and there was not the
shadow of a clue. The cup was, fortunately, safe in the bank; and it passed
with the rest of Trant’s property to his cousin, Brian Horder, who was also a
man of great wealth and who was also threatened by the nameless enemy. Brian
Horder was picked up dead at the foot of a cliff outside his seaside residence,
at which there was a burglary, this time on a large scale. For though the cup
apparently again escaped, enough bonds and securities were stolen to leave
Horder’s financial affairs in confusion.


Brian
Horder’s widow,’ explained Wain, ‘had to sell most of his valuables, I believe,
and Brander Merton must have purchased the cup at that time, for he had it when
I first knew him. But you can guess for yourself that it’s not a very comfortable
thing to have.’


Has
Mr Merton ever had any of the threatening letters?’ asked Father Brown, after a
pause.


I
imagine he has,’ said Mr Drage; and something in his voice made the priest look
at him curiously, until he realized that the man in goggles was laughing silently,
in a fashion that gave the newcomer something of a chill.


I’m
pretty sure he has,’ said Peter Wain, frowning. ‘I’ve not seen the letters, only
his secretary sees any of his letters, for he is pretty reticent about business
matters, as big business men have to be. But I’ve seen him real upset and
annoyed with letters; and letters that he tore up, too, before even his secretary
saw them. The secretary himself is getting nervous and says he is sure somebody
is laying for the old man; and the long and the short of it is, that we’d be
very grateful for a little advice in the matter. Everybody knows your great
reputation, Father Brown, and the secretary asked me to see if you’d mind
coming straight out to the Merton house at once.’


Oh,
I see,’ said Father Brown, on whom the meaning of this apparent kidnapping began
to dawn at last. ‘But, really, I don’t see that I can do any more than you can.
You’re on the spot, and must have a hundred times more data for a scientific
conclusion than a chance visitor.’


Yes,’
said Mr Drage dryly; ‘our conclusions are much too scientific to be true. I reckon
if anything hit a man like Titus P. Trant, it just came out of the sky without
waiting for any scientific explanation. What they call a bolt from the blue.’


You
can’t possibly mean,’ cried Wain, ‘that it was supernatural!’

But
it was by no means easy at any time to discover what Mr Drage could possibly mean;
except that if he said somebody was a real smart man, he very probably meant he
was a fool. Mr Drage maintained an Oriental immobility until the car stopped, a
little while after, at what was obviously their destination. It was rather a
singular place. They had been driving through a thinly-wooded country that
opened into a wide plain, and just in front of them was a building consisting
of a single wall or very high fence, round, like a Roman camp, and having
rather the appearance of an aerodrome. The barrier did not look like wood or
stone, and closer inspection proved it to be of metal.

They
all alighted from the car, and one small door in the wall was slid open with considerable
caution, after manipulations resembling the opening of a safe. But, much to
Father Brown’s surprise, the man called Norman Drage showed no disposition to
enter, but took leave of them with sinister gaiety.


I
won’t come in,’ he said. ‘It ‘ud be too much pleasurable excitement for old man
Merton, I reckon. He loves the sight of me so much that he’d die of joy.’

And
he strode away, while Father Brown, with increasing wonder, was admitted
through the steel door which instantly clicked behind him. Inside was a large
and elaborate garden of gay and varied colours, but entirely without any trees
or tall shrubs or flowers. In the centre of it rose a house of handsome and
even striking architecture, but so high and narrow as rather to resemble a
tower. The burning sunlight gleamed on glass roofing here and there at the top,
but there seemed to be no windows at all in the lower part of it. Over
everything was that spotless and sparkling cleanliness that seemed so native to
the clear American air. When they came inside the portal, they stood amid
resplendent marble and metals and enamels of brilliant colours, but there was
no staircase. Nothing but a single shaft for a lift went up the centre between
the solid walls, and the approach to it was guarded by heavy, powerful men like
plain-clothes policemen.


Pretty
elaborate protection, I know,’ said Wain. ‘Maybe it makes you smile a little, Father
Brown, to find Merton has to live in a fortress like this without even a tree
in the garden for anyone to hide behind. But you don’t know what sort of proposition
we’re up against in this country. And perhaps you don’t know just what the name
of Brander Merton means. He’s a quiet-looking man enough, and anybody might
pass him in the street; not that they get much chance nowadays, for he can only
go out now and then in a closed car. But if anything happened to Brander Merton
there’d be earthquakes from Alaska to the Cannibal Islands. I fancy there was
never a king or emperor who had such power over the nations as he has. After all,
I suppose if you’d been asked to visit the tsar, or the king of England, you’d
have had the curiosity to go. You mayn’t care much for tsars or millionaires;
but it just means that power like that is always interesting. And I hope it’s
not against your principles to visit a modern sort of emperor like Merton.’


Not
at all,’ said Father Brown, quietly. ‘It is my duty to visit prisoners and all miserable
men in captivity.’

There
was a silence, and the young man frowned with a strange and almost shifty look on
his lean face. Then he said, abruptly:


Well,
you’ve got to remember it isn’t only common crooks or the Black Hand that’s against
him. This Daniel Doom is pretty much like the devil. Look how he dropped Trant
in his own gardens and Horder outside his house, and got away with it.’

The
top floor of the mansion, inside the enormously thick walls, consisted of two rooms;
an outer room which they entered, and an inner room that was the great
millionaire’s sanctum. They entered the outer room just as two other visitors
were coming out of the inner one. One was hailed by Peter Wain as his uncle — a
small but very stalwart and active man with a shaven head that looked bald, and
a brown face that looked almost too brown to have ever been white. This was old
Crake, commonly called Hickory Crake in reminiscence of the more famous Old
Hickory, because of his fame in the last Red Indian wars. His companion was a
singular contrast — a very dapper gentleman with dark hair like a black varnish
and a broad, black ribbon to his monocle: Barnard Blake, who was old Merton’s
lawyer and had been discussing with the partners the business of the firm. The
four men met in the middle of the outer room and paused for a little polite conversation,
in the act of respectively going and coming. And through all goings and comings
another figure sat at the back of the room near the inner door, massive and
motionless in the half-light from the inner window; a man with a Negro face and
enormous shoulders. This was what the humorous self-criticism of America
playfully calls the Bad Man; whom his friends might call a bodyguard and his
enemies a bravo.

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