The Dating Game (4 page)

Holly Anderson, Madison Markowitz, and Lina Ozu

“Now all we have to do is wait for the results,” Holly said. “This is kind of exciting!”

“I can’t wait to see what people say!” Mads said.

“Be sure to remind everybody about it today,” Lina said. “We want to spread the word.”

“Got it.”

ROSEWOOD SCHOOL FOR ALTERNATIVE GIFTED EDUCATION (RSAGE)
CARLTON BAY, CALIFORNIA
The Dating Game Questionnaire
Boys versus Girls: Who’s More Obsessed with Sex?

Please answer all the questions below as completely as possible. As a reward for answering our questions, we will fix you up on a date with another guy or girl who filled out the questionnaire. We will compare your questionnaire with others until we find the person who has what you want, wants what you have, or has the most in common with you. Check the box below if you want to use our matchmaking services
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PART I: TELL US WHO YOU ARE

Screen name:

Gender:

Age:

Grade:

Are you a virgin?

Have you kissed someone of the opposite sex?:

Have you gone to second base? How many times?

Third base? How many times?

Home run? How many times?

How many different people have you had sex with?

Describe your most exciting experience:

Describe your most embarrassing experience:

Describe your scariest experience:

PART II: THE POLL

What’s your opinion? Who is more obsessed with sex, boys or girls?

boys
     
girls

Why?

PART III: THE INKBLOT TEST

Stare at this image. What does it look like to you? Say the first thing that comes into your mind and write it in the space below
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PART IV: MATCH OR NO MATCH?

Do you want us to use this information to match you with someone for a date? Check here.
yes

(When we find someone who seems like a good match, we will e-mail you so you can contact them.)

What are your dating requirements?:

looks

brains

sense of humor

good heart

money

athletic ability

honesty

can carry a