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“I have Hunsuckers!”
“Elizabeth Wheeler,” Harriet said with annoyance, “What on earth are you talking about?”
“Great-Uncle John Payne married a Hunsucker,” Elizabeth explained. “And just look at them!”
“Yes, there were a lot of them,” said Margaret.
“Well,” Harriet said, slightly out of humor, “by all means let Elizabeth collect her Hunsuckers while the rest of us locate Adoniram Philipson.”
We did in fact find Adoniram Philipson. He was among the trees just outside the fence, which was perhaps put up at some time after Adoniram went to his long home. The stone was broken, lying face down and almost buried. It had apparently been in that condition for many years. But since it was only a fragment and the whole stone had not been very large anyhow, I had no trouble prying it up and turning it over. We felt ourselves very fortunate to be able to read:
ADON. PHI
BORN 1760—DI
I took shelf paper and a cobbler's heel from a shopping bag I always carry when I go to a cemetery. A rubbing makes the report a little more interesting to the chapter. I taped the paper to the stone and began rubbing briskly as Harriet and Margaret watched.
Suddenly we heard a stage whisper from Elizabeth and saw her running toward us at a strange little tiptoe pace.
“There is a man up there,” she said in an excited whisper. “I think he needs help.”
“Well, Elizabeth,” Harriet boomed, “did you offer to help him?”
“I did clear my throat,” Elizabeth said, “but he didn't move. He's lying partly behind a tombstone. I didn't get too close.”
Harriet, always the descendant of generals, led off firmly as I put my rubbing equipment into my market bag. Elizabeth
and Margaret followed Harriet, and I brought up the rear—somewhat like the barnyard friends of Chicken Little.
At the peak of the slight rise, Elizabeth pointed to a tombstone with MOTHER carved across it in huge letters. Visible from behind one side of it, a pair of legs in blue jeans sprawled at an unnatural angle. A Jack Daniel's bottle lay about a yard away.
When I arrived on the scene, so to speak, Harriet was breathing heavily from her exertion, but she had drawn herself up to her full height, while the other two ladies somehow seemed smaller than themselves. They were a little to the rear of Harriet and gave the impression of frightened children peeking around their mother's skirts.
“I suppose he's drunk,” Margaret said.
“Why, he is plainly dead!” Harriet announced as though only a fool would suppose otherwise.
“But perhaps he isn't. Do you suppose we should see if there is a pulse?” Margaret murmured so gently and timidly that I didn't hesitate to go through the motions I vaguely remembered from a long-forgotten course in first aid, saying “hello” loudly and feeling for a pulse.
Of course Harriet was right. The poor man had been attacked savagely about the neck, the lower face, and the left temple with something heavy enough to be frightfully lethal. The eyes were open, and at this point of my examination I discovered something quite surprising. Those eyes did not match. One was brown, very dark, staring at me in the manner of a dead fish. The pupil of the other eye was strange—not clear—as though there were a film across it.
There on my knees, holding that clammy hand, I was aware of two things: first that there was absolutely no pulse; and second that his hand was quite limp, which I realized later meant that rigor mortis had passed.
Even at that time I assumed that the man had been dead for a good while.
I never supposed I would have such an experience, and I certainly would never have been able to guess what my reaction would be. What happened was that the names of my favorite detective fiction authors passed through my mind: Agatha Christie, Marjorie Allingham, Dorothy Sayers. What would Inspector Appleby do in this case? How strange my reaction seems! After all, I am essentially a housewife and a church organist.
Although I wouldn't say that my memory is photographic, nevertheless it is visual. I can look closely at anything, and if I concentrate while I am looking at it, I can recall visually whatever I have observed in that way. I do this when I memorize music. And I was fixing in my visual memory what I was seeing at that time. I noted the peculiarities of the head, the eyes, the ears, the contusions, the clothing—which I immediately saw could not have been intended for this man—and the hands.
Hands tell so much about a person. Although dressed in filthy ragged clothing much too large for him, this man had clean hands. His nails were immaculate, rounded sensibly—and lacquered with clear nail polish. I was so surprised by this detail that I turned the hands over and examined the palms and the tips of the fingers—strong fingers; and there was a callus at each fingertip.
“We must call the sheriff,” I said. Though only slightly north of the Tennessee line, we were of course in Virginia, (an obvious necessity if the grave is to be marked by a Virginia chapter); and so it was the sheriff on the Virginia side that must be notified.
“We can phone from Billy Pennybacker's place,” Margaret volunteered, her voice not loud but alive with shock and excitement. Surely the Old Orchard Fort Chapter had never
been involved in anything like this. We made our way back to the Pontiac and crawled down that rutted lane, about three quarters of a mile.
Rachel Pennybacker is a handsome woman of about sixtyfive. Long a friend of Margaret, she opened her house to the four of us with immediate hospitality and great interest in our sensational discovery. We trooped through to her old-fashioned kitchen, where the phone was, and took possession.
The deputy who answered my call told us to stay where we were until the sheriff could get there.
Mrs. Pennybacker put a pot of coffee on the stove, and we discussed first the unknown dead man in the cemetery, then Adoniram Philipson, African violets, Sears appliances, and finally the Pennybacker grandchildren. At that point Harriet announced that she would visit the lavatory. Mrs. Pennybacker offered to take her upstairs to show her where the bathroom was, but Harriet firmly insisted that she could find it herself. Margaret gave me a knowing look, because we all know that if Harriet says she wants to use the bathroom, it usually means that she is going to explore the house.
Ten minutes later Harriet returned to us and said to our hostess, “I couldn't help noticing your cannonball bed. I suppose it was in your family?”
It was, and the conversation readily turned into a lecture on candle stands, clothespresses, mule-eared chairs, and bandboxes.
Finally, when Sheriff Gilroy arrived with Deputy Lassiter, Margaret, Elizabeth, and I left Harriet at the Pennybacker place because of her recent recovery from flu and returned to the cemetery.
The sheriff's car preceded mine; and when we got to the cemetery fence, the sheriffs radio was squawking away to let us know that a TV crew was on its way. This would be a treat for Channel Five. Our station has a hard time filling up its
local news program and is always delighted with any gruesome event to fling at the public.
A good many things began to happen, and it was a long, drawn-out process. I was glad that Henry had an evening meeting of the library board and would not be home for dinner.
When I finally got to the house, I felt as if I had been gone a week. I took a hot bath, threw on a robe, made myself a tuna sandwich, and tried to work on the music for Holy Week, but it was hard to put the events of the day out of my mind.
At a quarter to ten I turned on the TV to Channel Five for the local news. I sat there through Ed Asher's Chevrolet ad, the efforts of the Boys Club to raise money for weight-lifting equipment, the little old lady on the Virginia side who had won $20,000 in the lottery, and then—the only grisly event of the day—our discovery at Brown Spring Cemetery.
They gave us almost eight minutes with shots of the cemetery, shots of the body covered with a black cloth, and a glimpse of me in the background. There was a good shot of Margaret, quite a lot of Sheriff Butch Gilroy blustering around, and finally a very good interview with Elizabeth.
I wish National could have seen that interview, because Elizabeth handled it beautifully. She explained fully and clearly what the DAR is and does. She included our support of schools, particularly the ones we own, like our Kate Duncan Smith DAR School in Alabama. And she spoke of the scholarships we give in American history, government, nursing, and occupational therapy. And of course she explained about locating and marking the graves of Revolutionary soldiers and patriots. There was a shot of the fragment of Philipson's headstone, and Elizabeth was in her glory explaining who he was in the most minute detail; and yet she did it all charmingly.
Since Elizabeth has been one of our best publicity chairmen for many years in the past, she knew exactly what to do, giving the name of our chapter—Old Orchard Fort—several times and linking the afternoon's events to the legitimate activities of the NSDAR.
I was still grinning like the cat who had been in the cream when Henry came home a few minutes later.
He had had a long and troublesome meeting at the library and was tired, but he revived considerably when I began to tell him what had happened in my life since he had last seen me.
I began at the very beginning and went through every detail. The telecast and my visual memory brought it back to me with absolute clarity.
“Henry,” I said when I had finished my story, “that poor man had the most beautiful hands!”
“Beautiful hands!” Henry exclaimed. “Are you talking about the dead? The dead man!”
“Yes, he must have been an extraordinary person.”
“
De mortuis nil nisi bonum,”
Henry said. “You found him charming, I dare say.” He treats me this way sometimes.
“Charming,” I echoed. There is no point in resisting Henry's sarcasm. ‘Perhaps he was not as conversational as he might have been,” I added.
It was the discordance of the thing—the hands so carefully groomed. Nothing would lead one to expect such hands. Not the clothing, which was three or four sizes too big—not the discarded Jack Daniel's bottle. Nor did the manner of death go with the hands. I told Henry what I was thinking.
“Let the sheriff worry about that,” he said.
I followed Henry to bed. In the morning the
Banner-Democrat
had a story on the front page as follows:
CITY WOMEN FIND CORPSE IN CEMETERY
Members of a local women's organization were surprised to find the body of an unknown man apparently killed in a drunken brawl. “I never was so surprised in my life,” said Ms. Elizabeth Wheeler, who discovered the body. “There he was lying behind a tombstone.”
Sheriff Calvin (“Butch”) Gilroy reported that no identification was found on the body and assumes that the deceased was a transient. “Two or three of them probably got drunk and started a fight,” Gilroy speculated. “We get lots of this.”
The attack upon the deceased was directed at the face and throat apparently with a blunt object. County Coroner Donald R. Woolwine reported that the death was caused by rupture of the thorax.
I said to Henry, who was reading the editorial page, “Butch Gilroy is going to attribute everything to a fight between drunks and forget about it.”
“Oh yes, that business out at Brown Spring,” Henry said. “It wouldn't surprise me at all.”
“Well,” I said, thinking it over. “I was on the ground; I know as much about it as Butch Gilroy; and I say he is wrong. And I don't like his cavalier attitude. He obviously expects to dismiss the whole thing as if it didn't matter.” Gilroy belongs to a fraternal order or two. When the B.O.P. brings the circus here, he dresses up like a clown, gets on the tube, and begs us all to buy tickets so that underprivileged children can see the show. He boosts the high-school teams—which is all very well; but he does as little work in the sheriff's office as possible unless he can appear on television. When election time comes
around, he is to be seen with a toothy grin all over town. I do not like him.
Henry had now turned to the market reports. I could tell by the way he was holding the paper that he had got down to Pennsylvania Power and Light. Henry is a darling man, but he tends to overlook me at times, and I sometimes don't appreciate that.
“Henry!”
“Yes?”
“Well, it was a murder, you know; and it has to be taken as seriously as it would be taken if the victim had been the president of the Planters Trust Bank”
“Oh, yes,” he said, lowering his paper. “In theory crimes should never go unpunished. But you know, my dear, there are crimes that cannot be explained and therefore cannot be punished. And a casual crime such as this one appears to be is the most hopeless situation that law enforcement can face: an unknown—in an out-of-the-way place that has no logical connection with the murdered individual or with the crime—is killed in a fight with another unknown, who has never been on the scene before and will never be on the scene again. No witnesses. No suspects. No motive. What can you expect of a sheriff like Gilroy—a good old boy who is dumb enough to like being sheriff and smart enough to hang on to the job. He hasn't got enough money in his budget to hire a staff capable of handling the routine cases that come his way. Even if he put half his force on a hopeless case like this, he would have to draw men from other duty where they are actually serving the county and send them on this goose chase. There is no possible satisfactory conclusion for a case like this, and he probably feels that there are better ways to spend his time and the taxpayers' money.”
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