The Gentleman Bastard Series (163 page)

Seated on pillows at the far end of that bed, looking vaguely comical with his thin body surrounded by so much empty, opulent space, was a wizened old man. His long hair, the color of sea foam, fell free to his shoulders above a green silk gown. He was sorting through a pile of papers by alchemical light as Locke, Jean, and the unwilling servant woman all barged into his quarters.

“Marius Cordo, I presume,” said Locke. “For the future, might I suggest an investment in some artificer gearwork for your window latches?”

The old man’s eyes went wide, and the papers scattered from his hands. “Oh, gods,” he cried. “Oh, gods protect me! It’s you!”

3

“OF COURSE it’s me,” said Locke. “You just don’t know who the hell I am yet.”

“Master Kosta, we can discuss this. You must know that I am a reasonable and extremely wealthy man—”

“All right, you
do
know who the hell I am,” said Locke, disquieted. “And I don’t give a shit about your money. I’m here to—”

“In my place, you would have done the same,” said Cordo. “It was business is all, just business. Spare me, and let that too be a business decision, based on gain of gold, jewels, fine alchemicals—”

“Master Cordo,” said Locke, “look, I—” He scowled, turned to the servant. “Is this man, ah, senile?”

“He’s absolutely competent,” she answered coldly.

“I assure you I am,” roared Cordo. Anger changed his countenance utterly. “And I will not be put off from business by assassins in my own bedroom! Now, you will either kill me immediately or negotiate the price of my release!”

“Master Cordo,” said Locke, “tell me two things, and be perfectly bloody
clear about them both. First, how do you know who I am? Second, why do you think I’m here to kill you?”

“I was shown your faces,” said Cordo, “in a pool of water.”

“In a pool of—” Locke felt his stomach lurch. “Oh,
damn
, by a—”

“By a Karthani Bondsmage, representing his guild on a personal matter. Surely you now realize—”

“You,”
said Locke. “I’d have done the same in your place, is what you said.
You’ve
been sending those gods-damned assassins after us! Those fuckers at the docks, that barkeeper with the poison, those teams of men on festa night—”

“Obviously,” said Cordo. “And you’ve been elusive, unfortunately. With a bit of help from Maxilan Stragos, I believe.”

“Unfortunately? Unfortunately? Cordo, you have no idea what a lucky son of a bitch you are that they didn’t succeed! What did the Bondsmagi tell you?”

“Come now. Surely your own plans—”

“Tell me in their words or I
will
kill you!”

“That you were a threat to the Priori, and that in light of sums paid for their services previously, they thought it in their best interests to tender a warning of your presence.”

“To the Inner Seven, you mean.”

“Yes.”

“You
stupid
bastards,” said Locke. “The Bondsmagi used you, Cordo. Think on that next time you consider giving them money. We—Master de Ferra and myself—are on their fuck-with list, and they tossed us between you and Stragos for a laugh. That’s all! We didn’t come here to do anything to the Priori.”

“So you say—”

“Why aren’t I murdering you right now, then?”

“A simultaneously pleasing and vexing point,” said Cordo, biting his lip.

“The fact is,” said Locke, “that for reasons which are forever going to remain way the hell beyond your understanding, I’ve broken into your manor to do one thing—give you the head of Maxilan Stragos on a platter.”

“What?”

“Not literally. I have plans for that head, actually. But I know how gods-damned happy you’d be to have the archonate kicked over like an anthill, so I’m only going to say this once: I mean to remove Maxilan Stragos from power permanently, and I mean to do it tonight. I
must
have your help.”

“But … you are some sort of agent of the archon—”

“Jerome and I are unwilling agents,” said Locke. “Stragos’ personal alchemist gave us a latent poison. So long as Stragos controls the antidote, we can serve him or die pretty awfully. But the fucker just had to keep pushing us, and now he’s pushed too far.”

“You could be … you could be provocateurs, sent by Stragos to—”

“What, test your loyalty? In what court, under what oath, before what law? Same question as before, this time in relation to the idiotic conjecture that I actually do Stragos’ bidding—why aren’t I murdering you, then?”

“As to that … a fair point.”

“Here,” said Locke, moving around the bed to sit beside Cordo. “Have a dagger.” He tossed his blade into the old man’s lap. At that moment, there was a pounding on the door.

“Father! Father, one of the servants is injured! Are you well? Father, I’m coming in!”

“My son has a key,” said the elder Cordo as the click of it sounded in the door mechanism.

“Ah,” said Locke, “I’ll be needing this back, then.” He snatched his dagger again, stood beside Cordo, and pointed it at the old man in a vaguely threatening fashion. “Hold still. This won’t take but a minute.”

A well-built man in his midthirties burst into the room, an ornate rapier in his hands. Lyonis Cordo, second-tier Priori, his father’s only heir, and a widower for several years. Perhaps the most eligible bachelor in all of Tal Verrar, all the more notable in that he rarely visited the Sinspire.

“Father! Alacyn!” Lyonis took a step into the room, brandishing his weapon with a flourish and spreading his arms to block the door. “Release them, you bastards! The household guards are roused, and you’ll never make it down to the—”

“Oh, for Perelandro’s sake, I’m not even going to pretend,” said Locke. He passed the dagger back to the elder Cordo, who held it between two fingers like some sort of captured insect. “Look. There. What sort of whimsical assassin am I, then? Sheathe your sword, shut the door, and open your ears. We have a lot of business to discuss.”

“I … but—”

“Lyonis,” said the elder Cordo, “this man may be out of his mind, but as he says, neither he nor his partner are assassins. Put up your weapon and tell the guards to …” He turned to Locke suspiciously. “Did you
badly
injure any of my people breaking in, Kosta?”

“One slight bump on the head,” said Locke. “Do it all the time. He’ll be fine, whoever he was.”

“Very well.” Marius sighed and passed the dagger fussily back to Locke,
who tucked it back into his belt. “Lyonis, tell the guards to stand down. Then be seated and lock the door again.”

“May I go, if nobody’s going to be doing any assassinating in these chambers?” asked Alacyn.

“No. Sorry. You’ve already heard too much. Take a seat and get comfortable while you listen to the rest.” Locke turned to the elder Cordo. “Look, for obvious reasons, she cannot leave this house until our business is done tonight, right?”

“Of all the—”

“No, Alacyn, he’s right.” The elder Cordo waved his hands placatingly. “Too much rides on this, and if you’re loyal to me, you know it. If, forgive me, you’re not, you know it all the more. I’ll have you confined to the study, where you’ll be comfortable. And I’ll compensate you very, very handsomely for this, I promise.”

Released by Jean, she sat down in a corner and folded her arms grumpily. Lyonis, looking as though he doubted his own sanity, briskly dismissed the squad of tough-looking brutes that pounded into the library a moment later, sheathed his rapier, and pulled the bedchamber door closed. He leaned back against it, his scowl matching Alacyn’s.

“Now,” said Locke, “as I was saying, by the end of this night, come hell or Eldren-fire, my partner and I will be in close physical proximity to Maxilan Stragos. One way or another, we are removing him from power. Possibly from life itself, if we have no choice. But in order to get there our way, we’re going to need to demand some things of you. And you must understand, going in, that this is it. This is for real. Whatever your plans are to take the city from Stragos, have them ready to spring. Whatever your measures are to keep his army and navy tied down until you can remind them who pays their salaries, activate them.”

“Remove Stragos?” Lyonis looked simultaneously awed and alarmed. “Father, these men are mad—”

“Quiet, Lyo.” The elder Cordo raised his hand. “These men claim to be in a unique position to effect our desired change. And they have … declined to harm me for certain actions already taken against them. We will hear them out.”

“Good,” said Locke. “Here’s what you need to understand. In a couple of hours, Master de Ferra and I are going to be arrested by the Eyes of the Archon as we leave the Sinspire—”

“Arrested?” said Lyonis. “How can you know—”

“Because I’m going to set an appointment,” said Locke. “And I’m going to
ask
Stragos to have us arrested.”

4

“THE PROTECTOR will not see you, nor will the waiting lady. Those are our orders.”

Locke was sure he could feel the Eye officer’s disdainful glare even through his mask.

“He will now,” said Locke, as he and Jean pulled alongside the archon’s landing in the smaller, more nimble boat they had talked out of the elder Cordo. “Tell him that we’ve done as he requested when we last met, and we
really
need to speak about it.”

The officer took a few seconds to consider, then went for the signal chain. While they waited for a decision, Locke and Jean removed all of their weapons and gear, stashed it in their bags, and left those in the bottom of the boat. Eventually, Merrain appeared at the top of the landing stairs and beckoned; they were patted down with the usual thoroughness and escorted up to the archon’s study.

Jean trembled at the sight of Stragos, who was standing behind his desk. Locke noticed Jean clenching and unclenching his fists, so he squeezed his arm hard.

“Is this happy news?” asked the archon.

“Has anyone come in to report a fire at sea yesterday, around noon, anywhere west of the city?” asked Locke.

“Two merchant ships reported a large pillar of smoke on the western horizon,” said Stragos. “No further news that I’m aware of, and no syndicate claiming any loss.”

“They will soon enough,” said Locke. “One ship, burnt and sunk. Not a survivor aboard. It was headed for the city and it was wallowing with cargo, so I’m sure it will be missed eventually.”

“Eventually,” said Stragos. “So what do you want now, a kiss on the cheek and a plate of sweetmeats? I told you not to trifle with me again until—”

“Think of our first sinking as earnest money,” said Locke. “We’ve decided that we want to show our wine and drink it too.”

“Meaning what, exactly?”

“We want the fruit of our efforts at the Sinspire,” said Locke. “We want what we spent two years working for. And we want it tonight, before we do anything else.”

“Well, you can’t necessarily have it
tonight
. What, did you imagine I could give you some sort of writ, a polite request to Requin to allow you to carry out whatever your game is?”

“No,” said Locke, “but we’re going over there right now to pull it on
him, and until we’re safely away with our swag, not another ship gets sunk in your waters at the hands of the
Poison Orchid
.”

“You
do not
dictate the terms of your employment to me—”

“I
do
, actually. Even if we are trusting you to give us our lives back when our enslavement to you is complete, we’re no longer confident that the conditions in this city will allow us to pull our Sinspire scheme after you get your way. Think, Stragos. We certainly have been. If you mean to put the Priori squarely under your thumb, there could be chaos. Bloodshed and arrests. Requin’s in bed with the Priori; his fortune needs to be intact if we’re going to relieve him of any of it. So we want what’s ours safely in our hands first, before we finish this affair for you.”

“You arrogant—”

“Yes,” Locke shouted. “Me. Arrogant. We still need our fucking antidote, Stragos. We still need it from your hands. And we
demand
another extension, if nothing else. Tonight. I want to see your alchemist standing beside you when we return here in a couple of hours.”

“Of all the bloody—what do you mean, when you return here?”

“There’s only one way for us to walk away safely from the Sinspire, once Requin knows we’ve taken him for a ride,” said Locke. “We need to leave the Sinspire directly into the hands of your Eyes, who’ll be waiting to arrest us.”

“Why, before all the gods, would I have them do that?”

“Because once we’re safely back here,” said Locke, “we will slip out quietly, back to the
Poison Orchid
, and later this very night, we’ll hit the Silver Marina itself. Drakasha has one hundred and fifty crewfolk, and we spent the afternoon taking two fishing boats to use as fire-craft. You wanted the crimson flag in sight of your city? By the gods, we’ll put it in the
harbor
. Smash and burn as much as we can, and hit whatever’s in reach on our way out. The Priori will be at your gates with bags of money, pleading for a savior. The people will riot if they don’t get one. Is that immediate enough for you? We could do what you wanted. We could do it
tonight
. And a punitive raid for the Ghostwind Isles—well, how quickly can you pack your sea chest, Protector?”

“What are you taking from Requin?” asked Stragos, after a long, silent rumination.

“Nothing that can’t be transported by one man in a serious hurry.”

“Requin’s vault is impenetrable.”

“We know,” said Locke. “What we’re after isn’t in it.”

“How can I be sure you won’t get yourselves uselessly killed while doing this?”

“I can assure you we will,” said Locke, “unless we find immediate safety
in the public, legal custody of your Eyes. And then we vanish, whisked away for crimes against the Verrari state, on a matter of the archonate’s privilege. A privilege which you will soon be at leisure to flaunt. Come on, admit that it’s bloody beautiful.”

“You will leave the object of your desire with me,” said the archon. “Steal it. Fine. Transport it here. But since you’ll need your poison neutralized anyway, I will keep it for you until we part.”