The Grail Quest Books 1-3: Harlequin, Vagabond, Heretic (120 page)

‘I’m not Thomas,’ Robbie said, ‘but you’ve heard of us?’

‘Oh indeed. Nothing so exciting has happened in these parts since the angel fell,’ the abbot said with a smile, then turned and asked a monk to bring wine, bread and cheese. ‘And perhaps some honey! We make very good honey,’ he added to Robbie. ‘The lepers tend the hives.’

‘Lepers!’

‘ They
live behind our house,’ the abbot said calmly, ‘a house which you, young man, wanted to plunder. Am I right?’

‘Yes,’ Robbie admitted.

‘Instead you are here to break bread with me.’ Planchard paused, his shrewd eyes searching Robbie’s face. ‘Is there something you wanted to tell me?’

Robbie frowned at that,
then
looked puzzled. ‘How did you know?’

Planchard laughed. ‘When a soldier comes to me, armed and armoured, but with a crucifix hanging over his mail, then I know he is a man who is not unmindful of his God. You wear a sign, my son,’ he pointed at the crucifix, ‘and even after eighty-five years I can read a sign.’

‘Eighty-five!’
Robbie said in wonderment, but the abbot said nothing. He just waited and Robbie fidgeted for a while and then he blurted out what was on his mind. He described how they had gone to Castillon d’Arbizon, and how they had found the beghard in the dungeons and how Thomas had saved her life. ‘It’s been worrying me,’ Robbie said, staring at the grass, ‘and I’m thinking that no good will come to us so long as she lives. The Church condemned her!’

‘So it did,’ Planchard said,
then
fell silent.

‘She’s a heretic!
A witch!’

‘I know of her,’ Planchard said mildly, ‘and I heard that she lives.’

‘She’s here!’ Robbie protested, pointing south towards the village. ‘Here in your valley!’

Planchard looked at Robbie, seeing an honest, blunt soul, but one in turmoil, and he sighed to himself, then poured some wine and pushed the board of bread, cheese and honey towards the young man. ‘Eat,’ he said gently.

‘It isn’t right!’ Robbie said vehemently.

The abbot did not touch the food. He did sip the wine,
then
he spoke softly as he stared at the plume of smoke that drifted from the village’s warning pyre. ‘The beghard’s sin is not yours, my son,’ he said, ‘and when Thomas released her it was not your doing. You worry about other people’s sins?’

‘I should kill her!’ Robbie said.

‘No, you should not,’ the abbot said firmly.

‘No?’ Robbie sounded surprised.

‘If God had wanted that,’ the abbot said, ‘then he would not have sent you here to talk to me. God’s purposes are not always easy to understand, but I have found that his methods are not as indirect as ours. We complicate God because we do not see that goodness is so very simple.’ He paused. ‘You told me that no good could come to you while she lives, but why would God want good to come to you? This region has been at peace, except for bandits, and you disturb it. Would God make you more vicious if the beghard died?’

Robbie said nothing.

‘You speak to me,’ Planchard said more firmly, ‘of other people’s sin, but you do not talk of your own. Do you wear the crucifix for others?
Or for yourself?’

‘For
myself
,’ Robbie said quietly.

‘Then tell me of yourself,’ the abbot said.

So Robbie did.

—«»—«»—«»—

Joscelyn, Lord of Béziers and heir to the great county of Berat, slammed the breastplate onto the table so hard that it started dust from the cracks in the timber.

His uncle, the Count, frowned. ‘There is no need to beat the wood, Joscelyn,’ he said placidly. ‘There is no woodworm in the table. At least I hope not. They treat it with turpentine as a preventative.’

‘My father swore by a mix of lye and urine,’ Father Roubert said, ‘and an occasional scorching.’ He was sitting opposite the Count, sifting through the mouldering old parchments that had lain undisturbed since they had been removed from Astarac a century before. Some were charred at the edges, evidence of the fire that had been set in the fallen castle.

‘Lye and urine?
I should try that.’ The Count scratched beneath his woollen hat,
then
peered up at his angry nephew. ‘You do know Father Roubert, Joscelyn? Of course you do.’ He peered at another document, saw it was a request that two more watchmen be appointed to the Astarac town guard, and sighed. ‘If you could read, Joscelyn, you could help us.’

‘I’ll help you, uncle,’ Joscelyn said savagely. ‘Just let me off the leash!’

‘That can go to Brother Jerome.’ The Count put the request for extra watchmen in the big basket which would be carried down to the room where the young monk from Paris read the parchments. ‘And mix in some other documents,’ he told Father Roubert, ‘just to confuse him. Those old tax rolls from Lemierre should keep him busy for a month!’

‘Thirty men, uncle,’ Joscelyn insisted, ‘that’s all I ask! You have eighty-seven men-at-arms! Just give me thirty!’

Joscelyn, Lord of Béziers, was an impressive figure. He was hugely tall, broad in the chest and long-limbed, but his appearance was spoiled by a round face of such vacancy that his uncle sometimes wondered whether there was any brain at all behind his nephew’s protuberant eyes. He had straw-coloured hair that was almost always marked by the pressure caused by a helmet’s leather liner and he had been blessed with strong arms and sturdy legs, and yet, though Joscelyn was all bone and muscle, and possessed scarcely a single idea to disturb either, he was not without his virtues. He was diligent, even if his diligence was directed solely towards the tournament yard where he was one of the most celebrated fighters in Europe. He had won the Paris tourney twice, humiliated the best English knights at the big Tewkesbury gathering, and even in the German states, where men believed no one was better than they, Joscelyn had brought off a dozen top prizes. He had famously put Walther of Siegenthaler on his broad rump twice in one bout, and the only knight who had consistently defeated Joscelyn was the black-armoured man called the Harlequin who had ridden grim and relentlessly about the tournament circuit to raise money. But the Harlequin had not been seen for three or four years now and Joscelyn suspected that his absence meant Joscelyn could make himself the champion of Europe.

He had been raised near Paris by the Count’s younger brother who had died of the flux seventeen years before. There had been little money in Joscelyn’s house and the Count, notoriously mean, had sent the widow hardly an ecu to save her distress, yet Joscelyn had made money with his lance and sword, and that, the Count reckoned, was to his credit. And he had brought two men-at-arms with him, both of them hardened warriors, whom Joscelyn paid from his own money and that, the Count thought, showed that he was able to lead men. ‘But you really should learn to read,’ he finished his thought aloud. ‘The mastery of letters civilizes a man, Joscelyn.’

‘Shit on civilization,’ Joscelyn said, ‘there are English bandits in Castillon d’Arbizon and we’re doing nothing!
Nothing!’

‘We’re hardly doing nothing
,’ the Count demurred, scratching again under his woollen cap. He had an itch there, and he wondered if it presaged some worse ailment. He made a mental note to consult his copies of Galen, Pliny and Hippocrates. ‘We’ve sent word to Toulouse and to Paris,’ he explained to Joscelyn, ‘and I shall protest to the seneschal in Bordeaux. I shall protest very firmly!’ The seneschal was the English King’s regent in Gascony and the Count was not sure he
would
send the man a message, for such a protest might well provoke more English adventurers to seek land in Berat.

‘Damn protests,’ Joscelyn said, ‘just kill the bastards. They’re breaking the truce!’

‘They’re English,’ the Count said, ‘they always break truces. Trust the devil before an Englishman.’

‘So kill them,’ Joscelyn persisted.

‘I’ve no doubt we shall,’ the Count replied. He was deciphering the terrible handwriting of a long-dead clerk who had written a contract with a man called Sestier to line Astarac’s castle’s drains with elmwood. ‘In time,’ he added absently.

‘Give me thirty men, uncle, and I’ll scour them out in a week!’

The Count discarded the document and picked up another. The ink had turned brown and was badly faded, but he could just make out that it was a contract with a stonemason. ‘Joscelyn,’ he asked, still peering at the contract, ‘how will you scour them out in a week?’

Joscelyn stared at his uncle as though the old man was mad. ‘Go to Castillon d’Arbizon, of course,’ he said, ‘and kill them.’

‘I see, I see,’ the Count said, as though grateful for the explanation. ‘But the last time I was in Castillon d’Arbizon, and that was many years ago, just after the English left, but when I was there, Joscelyn, the castle was made of stone. How will you defeat that with sword and lance?’ He smiled up at his nephew.

‘For God’s sake!
They’ll fight.’

‘Oh, I am sure they will. The English like their pleasures, as do you. But these Englishman have archers, Joscelyn, archers. Have you ever encountered an English archer on the tournament field?’

Joscelyn ignored the question. ‘Only twenty archers,’ he complained instead.

‘The garrison tell us twenty-four,’ the Count said pedantically. The survivors of Castillon d’Arbizon’s garrison had been released by the English and had fled to Berat where the Count had hanged two as an example and then questioned the others. Those others were now all imprisoned, waiting to be taken south and sold as galley slaves. The Count anticipated that source of income with a smile, then was about to put the stonemason’s contract in the basket when a word caught his eye and some instinct made him hold onto the document as he turned back to his nephew. ‘Let me tell you about the English war bow, Joscelyn,’ he said patiently. ‘It is a simple thing, made of yew, a peasant’s tool, really. My huntsman can use one, but he is the only man in Berat who has ever mastered the weapon. Why do you think that is?’ He waited, but his nephew made no answer. ‘I’ll tell you anyway,’ the Count went on. ‘It takes years, Joscelyn, many years to master the yew bow. Ten years? Probably that long, and after ten years a man can send an arrow clean through armour at two hundred paces.’ He smiled.
‘Splat!
A thousand ecus of man, armour and weaponry fallen to a peasant’s bow. And it isn’t luck, Joscelyn. My huntsman can put an arrow through a bracelet at a hundred paces. He can pierce mail coat at two hundred. I’ve seen him put an arrow through an oak door at a hundred and fifty, and the door was three inches thick!’

‘I have plate armour,’ Joscelyn said sullenly.

‘So you do. And at fifty paces the English will pick out the eye slits in your visor and send arrows into your brain. You, of course, might survive that.’

Joscelyn did not recognize the insult. ‘Crossbows.’ he said.

‘We have thirty crossbowmen,’ the Count said, ‘and none are as young as they were, and some are ill, and I wouldn’t really think they can survive against this young man, what is his name?’

‘Thomas of Hookton,’ Father Roubert interjected.

‘Strange name,’ the Count said, ‘but he seems to know his business. A man to be treated with care, I’d say.’

‘Guns!’
Joscelyn suggested.

‘Ah! Guns,’ the Count exclaimed as though he had not thought of that himself. ‘We could certainly take cannon to Castillon d’Arbizon, and I daresay the machines will tear down the castle gate and generally make a regrettable mess, but where are we to find the things? There is one in Toulouse, I’m told, but it needs eighteen horses to move it. We could send to Italy, of course, but they are very expensive things to hire and their expert mechanics are even more expensive, and I very much doubt that they will fetch the things here before the spring. God preserve us till then.’

‘We can’t do
nothing
!’ Joscelyn protested again.

“True, Joscelyn, true,’ the Count agreed genially. Rain hammered at the horn panels that covered the windows. It was falling in grey swathes all across the town. It cascaded down the gutters, flooded the latrine pits, dripped through thatch and swept like a shallow stream through the town’s lower gates. No weather for fighting, the Count thought, but if he did not allow his nephew some freedom then he suspected the young fool would ride off and get himself killed in an ill-considered skirmish. ‘We could bribe them, of course,’ he suggested.

‘Bribe them?’ Joscelyn was outraged by the suggestion.

‘It’s quite normal, Joscelyn. They’re nothing but bandits and they only want money, so I offer them coins to yield the castle. It works often enough.’

Joscelyn spat. ‘They’ll take the money then stay where they are and demand more.’

‘That’s very good!’ The Count of Berat smiled approvingly at his nephew. ‘That’s precisely what I had concluded. Well done, Joscelyn! So I won’t try to bribe them. I have written to Toulouse, though, and requested the service of their gun. No doubt it will be disgustingly expensive, but if it’s necessary, we shall unleash it on the English. I hope it doesn’t come to that. Have you spoken with Sir Henri?’ he asked.

Sir Henri Courtois was the Count’s garrison commander and a soldier of experience. Joscelyn had indeed talked with him and been given the same answer that his uncle had just delivered: beware of English archers. ‘Sir Henri’s an old woman,’ Joscelyn complained.