Read The Hanging in the Hotel Online
Authors: Simon Brett
‘Don’t be so coy, Barry. It happens with you too.’
He looked surprised at this and said primly, ‘I’m not one for excess, Carole. I know my limit. A couple of drinks in the bar, and then straight off to bed – that’s
me.’
Coyness was not a mode that came naturally to Carole, but she tried it this time. ‘Ooh, Barry, you big fibber.’
He looked genuinely puzzled.
‘A friend of mine met Bob Hartson yesterday.’
‘Yes?’ A look of caution came into his eyes at the mention of the name.
‘He was telling her about the great night you all had at Hopwicke House last week.’
‘Oh right, we did have a good time,’ he agreed heartily, before a sober recollection. ‘Except, of course, for the tragic end to the event – which we didn’t know
about till the following day.’
‘Anyway, according to Bob Hartson, you had quite a boozy session with him.’
This again was taken as a compliment. ‘I suppose a few sherberts did go down the old gargle-chute in the bar, yes.’
‘Not just in the bar,’ said Carole, with another stab at coyness.
She felt sure the bafflement with which he greeted this was genuine, but went on, ‘According to Bob Hartson, you were up in his room sharing a bottle of whisky with him.’ –
Barry Stilwell was silent – ‘Which I thought was rather odd because you told me you never drank whisky.’
There was an almost imperceptible moment of thought before his smile became even more sheepish. ‘My little secret is out, I’m afraid. Not something I advertise, because Pomme
doesn’t approve of my drinking whisky. She’s of the view it gets me too drunk too quickly. But yes, I can’t deny I do enjoy the odd snifter of the old Highland nectar.’
‘And that’s what you had with Bob Hartson that night in his room?’
He held his hands out, as if offering to be handcuffed. ‘Can’t deny it. If that’s what Bob Hartson says I was doing, then that’s what I was doing.’
‘Just the two of you?’
‘Oh yes.’
Now that
was
intriguing.
‘You’re sure Kerry wasn’t with you? Bob Hartson’s stepdaughter?’
‘No,’ Barry Stilwell replied with surprising vehemence. ‘She certainly wasn’t.’
Carole didn’t reckon she was going to get much more relevant information, but what she had was good enough. Either Bob Hartson or Barry Stilwell was lying. Maybe they both were. Bob
Hartson had possibly plucked Barry Stilwell’s name out of the air to support his alibi, not knowing that Jude had a friend with a connection to the solicitor. Barry’s reactions had
suggested he knew nothing about the story he was supposed to be backing up, but had supported it out of solidarity to another Pillar of Sussex. Maybe he would soon get a phone call from Bob Hartson
spelling out the party line on the events of that evening.
So, as Carole nibbled at her
insalata di frutti di mare
and Barry worked his way through his
bresaola
,
vitello alla Genovese
and
tartufi di cioccolota
, the
conversation became more general, though the solicitor did constantly revert to his potential offices in Shoreham. He kept saying how pleasant and quiet they were, detailing the excellent amenities
they offered, and emphasizing that they offered vacant possession.
It was only in the car park, when a leering Barry Stilwell actually dangled the keys to the offices in front of her, that Carole’s rather slow perception caught up with his meaning. He had
no interest in her views on the suitability of the premises for a solicitor’s office; he saw it simply as a means of being alone with her. The excellent amenities, he spelled out, included a
bed.
At this point, in the traditional style of the investigative journalist, Carole Seddon made her excuses and left.
Barry Stilwell, having seen her previous performance in the role, thought she was just once again being coy. And he determined to follow the old axiom of Robert the Bruce watching that extremely
pertinacious spider: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.’ She’d come round. Of course she would. There was no possibility that she didn’t find him
attractive.
The Crown and Anchor had seats and tables at the front, looking across to where the River Fether ran out into the sea, but there was also an overgrown garden at the back, which
Ted Crisp kept saying he was going to get tidied up and open for customers. But all that seemed to happen was that the garden, like his beard and his hair, just got more matted and messy.
‘Hardly worth doing,’ he said to Carole and Jude, as they looked through the window at the patch that Monday evening. ‘Soon be next door to a building site, anyway.’
‘What do you mean by that?’ asked Carole.
The landlord pointed to the crumbling wall of a long, low structure on the other side of the pub garden. ‘Old milk depot, that was. Used to be full of tankers and floats. Been empty for
five years now. Soon be a nice shooshed-up residential estate, though.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, I’ve seen the plans. Go on, have a guess how many houses they’re going to fit on to that site.’
‘Eight?’ Jude hazarded.
He gave a derisory laugh. ‘If only. The answer is twenty-four.’
‘Twenty-four? On that space? Is there a lot of land the other side of the depot?’ asked Carole.
‘No. What you see is what you get. Within the perimeter of that existing building they are going to fit twenty-four residences. Starter homes, I think they call them. Two bedrooms and a
pocket handkerchief of garden each.’
‘Garages?’
‘No. Won’t be room for that.’
‘So where are they going to park?’ Carole instinctively asked the question any local would ask. ‘Fethering High Street’s already jammed solid. If High Tor didn’t
have a garage, I don’t know what I’d do.’
‘This is quite funny, actually,’ said Ted, as he led them gloomily back across to the bar. ‘Or at least it would be funny, if it weren’t so bloody insane.’ He took
a bottle of Chilean Chardonnay out of the fridge. ‘Come on, let me top you up. On the house.’
‘You’re pouring away all your profits,’ Jude reprimanded him, as he filled the glasses.
‘No way. Don’t do this for everyone, you know. Only special customers.’ He guffawed. ‘And don’t worry, I overcharge the rest, so it all evens up in the
end.’
‘You were talking about these starter homes,’ Carole reminded him.
‘Right. OK, well, what I’m about to tell you is government policy – if that’s not a contradiction in terms with this lot in charge. One of the local architects comes to
drink in here, he was telling me about it. You’ve probably heard there’s a housing shortage in the south-east?’
‘Yes.’
‘So, the various possible solutions to that are: build new towns; extend the outskirts of existing towns and villages; start nibbling away at the Green Belt. But no. What the government,
in its wisdom, has decided to do is not extend the area of existing housing, but to develop brown-field sites.’
‘Like the old milk depot?’
‘Exactly, Carole. And on these sites they want a greater density of housing.’
‘More people living per square metre?’
‘That’s the idea, yes. But, of course, if you’re going to do that, then you’ve got to keep the footprint of each house pretty damned small. No room for fripperies like
garages.’
‘Mind you,’ Jude pointed out, ‘it’s not all bad, from your point of view. If you’ve got twenty-four new houses right behind you, that’s not going to do any
harm to your business, is it?’
Ted didn’t seem to be persuaded. ‘Maybe, maybe not. It’ll certainly mean complaints about noise, kids thieving from my premises, cars clogging access to my car park.’
‘Yes,’ Carole, the proud Renault-owner insisted, ‘where
are
the new residents supposed to put their cars?’
Ted Crisp grinned sardonically. ‘Ah, now this is the clever bit. This is where the government suddenly does a little nod to the green lobby.’ He pronounced his next words as though
imparting the secret of life. ‘Apparently, the fact that the new residents have nowhere to park
will encourage them to make greater use of public transport!
’
‘But public transport round here’s dreadful,’ Jude objected.
‘Yes,’ Ted agreed. ‘That is the small miscalculation the government has made. You’d think they’d realize they’d got the whole thing arse-about-face. The
sensible plan, a naive person might imagine, would be
first
to get good public transport,
then
build houses without garages to attract people without cars. But no, that’s not
the way this government does things.’ He ran an exasperated hand through his beard. ‘Don’t get me started on this government.’
‘No, no, fine,’ said Jude hastily. Ted Crisp had suffered a lot since the election of New Labour. A lifelong socialist, faced with a government of decidedly Tory tendencies, he had
nobody left to vote for. Jude, herself without politics of any colour, could nonetheless sympathize with his frustration.
‘Still,’ he went on savagely, ‘all be good news for the developers, won’t it? They’ll get a very cushy ride indeed – as ever. Nothing like a nice housing boom
to boost the building trade, is there? Lots of profit for the developers, and the builders, and the decorators, and the plumbers, and the electricians, and their attendant army of local planners,
and solicitors, and accountants and Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all. God, don’t get me started!’
Though he kept asking to be stopped, Ted Crisp was clearly about to get started. ‘When I think I grew up believing the Labour Party was the party of equality, that its principles
encouraged the distribution of wealth to the less privileged members of—’
It was, in many ways, fortunate that at that point a large party of customers entered the Crown and Anchor. Once Ted did start on one of his diatribes, his listeners could be transfixed for a
long, long time. With some relief, Carole and Jude crept away to one of the alcove tables. After that day’s lunch with Barry Stilwell, Carole had become more aware of the significance of
alcoves. She wondered how many illicit couples had exploited the privacy of the one where they now sat in the Crown and Anchor.
Jude was quickly brought up to date with what had been said during the lunch at Mario’s. ‘I’m certain,’ Carole concluded, ‘that he was just making it up. That
dreadful male solidarity thing. Bob Hartson, a fellow Pillar of Sussex, had used Barry’s name to establish an alibi, and Barry wasn’t going to let another chap down. I’m sure he
wasn’t in that bedroom with Bob. Apart from the contradiction about drinking whisky, he didn’t know that Kerry was supposed to be there with them.’
‘Perhaps,’ said Jude thoughtfully, ‘he
did
know that Kerry was there.’
‘What do you mean?’ Carole looked at Jude, and the expression on her face told her exactly what her friend meant. ‘That Kerry was alone in the bedroom with her stepfather.
That— Oh, surely not?’
Jude shrugged. ‘Wouldn’t be the first time it had happened to a stepdaughter. She’s a pretty girl. She greeted him very affectionately when he came round to her flat yesterday
morning.’
The idea was still too extreme for Carole Seddon’s hidebound mind. ‘Surely not?’ she repeated.
‘Maybe not,’ Jude conceded. ‘But it’s a possibility. Another idea to throw into the mix. What we now know for sure, though, is that there have been cover-ups about that
night at the hotel. And I’m still intrigued about Bob Hartson’s driver.’
‘What?’
‘You know – he’s called Geoff. And he’s supposed to have spent the relevant night in the stable block, as I did. But I wonder . . . When I asked about that at
Kerry’s flat, she could have been about to say something different when her father interrupted her.’
‘Oh?’
‘So perhaps we should check Geoff out.’ Jude let an exasperated stream of air hiss through her teeth. ‘The one thing that’s clear is that somebody had something to hide.
Either Kerry, or her stepfather.’
‘Or possibly Barry Stilwell,’ Carole added.
‘How? Sorry, not with you.’
‘Well, alibis work both ways. Suppose Bob Hartson knew that Barry was up to something that night. He might have volunteered the alibi to save suspicion pointing at his fellow Pillar of
Sussex.’
‘It’s possible.’ Jude sounded sceptical, but Carole was quite excited. The thought of Barry Stilwell as a potential murderer did at least make him a little bit more
interesting.
Jude was up at the bar getting refills when she saw yet another photograph of Suzy Longthorne. In an open copy of the
Daily Mail
, which either Ted had provided for his
customers or one of them had left behind, was another picture dating back to the time of Suzy’s marriage to Rick Hendry. The pair of them, in suitably glamorous garb, had been snapped going
into the Odeon Leicester Square for the preview of some long-forgotten film.
Suzy wouldn’t have thanked the
Daily Mail
for the caption. ‘Rick Hendry with ex-wife, former beauty Suzy Longthorne’. For someone whose entire career had been predicated
on glamour, to be called a
former
beauty must, Jude estimated, be pretty hurtful.
But even more striking than the caption was the headline. ‘TV’S MR NASTY DENIES UNDERAGE SEX ALLEGATIONS’.
Avidly Jude read what followed.
Yesterday, Rick Hendry, the Hannibal Lecter of Pop, angrily rejected the suggestion that he had taken advantage of young girls auditioning for ITV’s successful
Pop
Crop
series. The girls, who are too young to be named, claimed the ageing rocker “touched them up” in their dressing rooms before they sang for the judges in Norwich. Rick, busy
in Brighton with more auditions for the new series, was unavailable for comment, but a statement issued by his agent said, ‘These claims are totally false. The world is full of publicity
seeking teenagers, who want their thirty seconds of fame. It’s one of the downsides of celebrity that anyone can make allegations like this and get away with it. If any more of this
nonsense is put about, Mr Hendry’s lawyers are more than ready to prove his innocence in court.’