The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom
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Authors: Christopher Healy
Written by
CHRISTOPHER HEALY
With drawings by
TODD HARRIS
For Dashiell and Bryn, my heroes
TABLE OF CONTENTS
P
ROLOGUE
:
Things You Don’t Know About Prince Charming
1.
Prince Charming Misplaces His Bride
2.
Prince Charming Defends Some Vegetables
3.
Prince Charming Claims He Is Not Afraid of Old Ladies
4.
Prince Charming Loses Some Fans
5.
Prince Charming Is the Worst Person in the World
6.
Prince Charming Has No Sense of Direction
7.
Prince Charming Has No Idea What’s Going On
8.
Prince Charming Is Afraid of the Dark
9.
Prince Charming Is a Wanted Man
10.
Prince Charming Annoys the King
11.
Prince Charming Takes a Dive
13.
Prince Charming Is Completely Unnecessary
15.
Prince Charming Should Not Be Left Unsupervised
16.
Prince Charming Meets a Piece of Wood
17.
Prince Charming Still Has No Idea What’s Going On
18.
Prince Charming Gets Battered and Fried
19.
Prince Charming Needs a Bath
20.
Prince Charming Walks into a Bar
21.
Prince Charming Joins a Gang
23.
Prince Charming Takes the Wrong Seat
24.
Prince Charming Hates Children
25.
Prince Charming Really Needs to Figure Out What’s Going On
27.
Prince Charming Gets Good News and Bad News
29.
Prince Charming Does Exactly What He Said He’d Never Do
30.
Prince Charming Almost Saves the Day
31.
Prince Charming Gets Just What He Thinks He Wanted
E
PILOGUE
:
Prince Charming Goes Where Everybody Knows His Name