The Mike Hammer Collection, Volume 2 (41 page)

Tolly turned out to be the better of the two. She was a juicy eyeful with a lot of skin showing and nothing on under the dress she wore just to be conventional. She told me she had been posing for an artist down in the Village until she caught him using a camera instead of a paintbrush. She found he was peddling the prints and made him kick in with a fifty-fifty cut or get the pants knocked off him by an ex-boy friend in the Bronx, and now she was living off the cream of the land.

“Your artist friend sure mixes pleasure with business, honey,” I told her. “Hell, I wouldn’t mind seeing you undraped a bit.”

She snapped open her purse and tossed me a wallet-sized print with a laugh. “Get right to it.” She had a body that would make a statue drool, and with the poses the artist got her into it was easy to see why she wasn’t hurting for dough. She let me look at it a little while, asked me if I wanted to dance and laughed when I said maybe later, but not right then.

Finally we got up and danced while Cookie sat and yapped with the French maid from Brooklyn. Tolly didn’t have any trouble giving me the business because the mob on the dance floor had us pressed together like the ham in a sandwich.

Every bit of her was pressed against every bit of me and her mouth was right next to my ear. Every once in a while she’d stick her tongue out and send something chasing down my spine. “I like you, Mike,” she said.

I gave her a little squeeze until her eyes half closed and she said something through her teeth. I slapped her fanny for it. We got back to the table and played kneesies while we talked until the girls decided to hit the powder room.

As they walked away Cookie said, “Cute kids, hey?”

“Real cute. Where the devil do you find them?”

“I get around. I don’t look like much, but I get around. With a pair like them on my arms it’s a ticket to anyplace I want to go so long as a guy’s taking up the tickets.”

I picked a smoke out of my pack and handed one to him. “What about our deal?”

His eyes crawled up my arm to my face. “I know them. The boys are hurting right now. You do that?”

“Uh-huh.”

“What a mess. The little one wants your guts.”

“Who are they?”

“Private dicks. That’s what the little piece of paper says in their wallets. They’re hoods who’ll do anything for some cash.”

“If they’re cops they aren’t making any money unless they’re hired to protect somebody.”

“They are. You know anything about the rackets, Mike?”

“A little.”

“The town’s divided into sections, see. Like the bookies. They pay off to the local big boy who pays off to Ed Teen.”

The cigarette froze in my fingers. “Where’s Teen in this?”

“He’s not, but one of his local boys is the mug who uses your two playmates for a bodyguard. His name is Toady Link. Ever hear of him?”

“Yeah.”

“Then you didn’t hear much. He keeps his nose clean. The bodyguards are to keep the small-timers moving and not to protect him. As bookies go, the guy’s okay. Now how about coming across with something I can sell.”

I squashed the butt out and started on another. Cookie’s ears were pinned and he leaned across the table with a grin like we were telling dirty stories. I said, “There was a little murder the other night. Then there was another. In the beginning they looked little, but now they’re starting to look pretty big. I haven’t got a damn thing I can tell you ... yet. When it happens you’ll get it quick. How’s that?”

“Fair enough. Who got killed?”

“A guy named William Decker, Arnold Basil, then the next day Decker’s friend Mel Hooker.”

“I read about that.”

“You’ll be reading more about it. Where’ll I find this Toady Link?”

Cookie rattled off a couple of addresses where I might pick him up and I let them soak in so I wouldn’t forget them. “Just one thing, Mike,” he added, “you don’t know from nothing, see? Keep me out of it. I stay away from them boys. My racket takes dough but no rough stuff, and when it comes to rods or brass knucks you can count me out. I don’t want none of them hoods after my hide.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. I stood up and threw a fin on the table to cover some of Tolly’s champagne.

Cookie’s eyebrows went up to his hairline. “You aren’t going now, are you? Hell, what about Tolly? She’s got a yen for you already and I can’t make out with two dames.”

“Sure you can. Nothing to it.”

“Aw, Mike, what a guy you are, and after I hand you such a sweet dish too.”

My mouth twisted into a lopsided smile. “I can get all the dishes I want without having them handed to me. Tell Tolly that maybe I’ll look her up someday. She interests me strangely.”

He didn’t say anything, but he looked disappointed. He sat there wiggling those big ears and I cleared out of the place before the blonde came back and twisted my arm into staying.

Dames.

It was turning into a night just like that first one. The sidewalks and pavements were one big wet splash reflecting the garish lights of the streets and throwing them back at you. I pulled my raincoat out of the back and slipped into it, then climbed behind the wheel.

My watch read a few minutes after nine and it was tonight. Marsha said tonight. But there were other things first and Marsha could wait. It would be all the better for the waiting.

So I got in line behind the other cars and headed uptown. On the edge of the Bronx I turned off and looked for the bar that was one of the addresses Cookie had given me and found it in the middle of the block. I left the engine going while I asked around inside, but neither the bartender nor the manager had seen the eminent Mr. Link so far that night. They obliged with his home address and I thanked them politely even though I already had it.

Toady Link was at home.

Maybe it would be better to say he was occupying his Bronx residence. That’s the kind of a place it was. All fieldstone and picture windows on a walled-in half-acre of land that would have brought a quarter-million at auction. There were lights on all three floors of the joint and nobody to be seen inside. If it weren’t for the new Packard squatting on the drive I would have figured the lights to be burglar protection.

I slid my own heap in at the curb and walked up the gravel to the house and punched the bell. Inside there was a faraway sound of chimes and about a minute later the door opened on a chain and a face looked at me waiting to see what I wanted.

You could see why he was called Toady. It was a big face, bigger around the jowls than it was on top with a pair of protruding eyes that seemed to have trouble staying in their sockets.

I said, “Hello, Toady. Do I get asked in?”

Even his voice was like a damned frog. “What do you want?”

“You maybe.”

The frog face cracked into a wide-mouthed smile, a real nasty smile and the chain came off the lock. He had a gun in his hand, a big fat revolver with a hole in the end big enough to get your finger into. “Who the hell are you, bub?”

I took it easy getting my wallet out and flipped it back so he could see the tin. I shouldn’t have bothered. His eyes never came off mine at all. I said, “Mike Hammer. Private Investigator, Toady. I think you ought to know me.”

“I should?”

“Two of your boys should. They tried to take me.”

“If you’re looking for them ...”

“I’m not. I’m looking for you. About a murder.”

The smile got fatter and wider and the hole in the gun looked even bigger when he pointed it at my head. “Get in here,” he said.

I did like he said. I stood there in the hall while he locked the door behind me and I could feel the muzzle of that rod about an inch behind my spine. Then he used it to steer me through the foyer into an outsized living room.

That much I didn’t mind. But when he lowered the pile of fat he called a body into a chair and left me standing there on the carpet I got a little bit sore. “Let’s put the heater away, Toady.

“Let’s hear more about this murder first. I don’t like people to throw murder in my face, Mr. Investigator. Not even lousy private cops.”

Goddamn, that fat face of his was making me madder every second I had to look at it.

“You ever been shot, fat boy?” I asked him.

His face got red up to his hairline.

“I’ve been shot, fat boy,” I said. “Not just once, either. Put that rod away or I’m going to give you a chance to use it. You’ll have time to pump out just one slug and if it misses you’re going to hear the nastiest noise you ever heard.”

I let my hand come up so my fingertips were inside my coat. When he didn’t make a move to stop me I knew I had him and he knew it too. Fat boy didn’t like the idea of hearing a nasty noise a bit. He let the gun drop on the chair beside him and cursed me with those bug eyes of his for finding out he was as yellow as they come.

It was better that way. Now I liked standing in the middle of the room. I could look down at the fat slob and poke at him with a spear until he told me what I wanted to hear. I said, “Remember William Decker?”

His eyelids closed slowly and opened the same way. His head nodded once, squeezing the fat out under his chin.

“Do you know he’s dead?”

“You son-of-a-bitch, don’t try tagging me with that!” Now he was a real frog with a real croak.

“He played the ponies, Toady. You were the guy who picked up his bets.”

“So what! I pick up a lot of bets.”

“I thought you didn’t fool around with small-time stuff.”

“Balls, he wasn’t small-time. He laid ‘em big as anybody else. How’d I know how he was operating? Look, you ...”

“Shut up and answer questions. You’re lucky I’m not a city cop or you’d be doing your talking with a light in your face. Where’d Decker get the dough to lay?”

He relaxed into a sullen frown, his pudgy hands balled into tight fists. “He borrowed it, that’s where.”

“From Dixie Cooper if you’ve forgotten.” He looked at me and if the name meant anything I couldn’t read it in his face. “How much did Decker drop to you?”

“Hell, he went in the hole for a few grand, but don’t go trying to prove it. I don’t keep books.”

“So you killed him.”

“Goddamn you!” He came out of the chair and stood there shaking from head to foot. “I gave him that dough back so he could pay off his loan! Understand that? I hate them creeps who can’t stand a loss. The guy was ready to pull the dutch act so I gave him back his dough so’s he could pay off!”

He stood there staring at me with his eyes hanging out of that livid face of his sucking in his breath with a wheezy rasp. “You’re lying, Toady,” I said: “You’re lying through your teeth.” My hands twisted in the lapels of his coat and I pulled him in close so I could spit on him if I felt like it. “Where were you when Decker was killed?”

His hands fought with mine to keep me from choking him. “Here! I was ... right here! Let go of me!”

“What about your boys ... Nocky and that other gorilla?”

“I don’t know where they were. I ... didn’t have anything to do with that! Goddamn, that’s what I get for being a sucker! I should’ve let them work on the bastard. I should’ve kept his dough and kicked him out!”

“Maybe they did work over somebody. They had Decker’s buddy all lined up for a shellacking until he shook ‘em off on me. I thought I taught ’em to keep their noses out of trouble, but I guess I didn’t teach ‘em hard enough. The guy they were going to give the business to died with a bullet in him the same night. I hear tell those boys work for you, and they weren’t out after the guy on their own.”

“You ... you’re crazy!”

“Am I? Who put them on Hooker ... you?”

“Hooker?” He worked his head into a frown that wouldn’t stick.

“Don’t play innocent, damn it. You know who I’m talking about. Mel Hooker. The guy who teamed up with Decker to play the nags.”

An oversize tongue made a quick pass over his lips. “He ... yeah, I know. Hooker. Nocky and him got in a fight. It was when he picked up his dough and cleared out. He was drunk, see? He started shooting off his mouth about how it was all crooked and he talked enough to keep some dough from coming across the board. That’s how it was. Nocky tried to throw him out and he nearly brained him.”

“So your boy picked him off?”

“No, no. He wouldn’t do that. He was plenty mad, that’s why he was laying for him. He didn’t knock anybody off. I don’t go for that. Ask anybody, they’ll tell you I don’t go for rough stuff.”

I gave him a shove to get him away from me. “For a bookie you’re a big-hearted son-of-a-bitch. You’re one in a million and, brother, you better be telling the truth, because if you aren’t you’re going to get a lot of that fat sweated off you. Where’s these two mugs?”

“How the hell do I know?”

I didn’t play with him this time. I backhanded him across the mouth and did it again when he stumbled away and tried to grab the gun on the chair. His big belly shook so hard he swayed off balance and I gave it to him again. Then he just about fell into the chair and with the rod right under his hand he didn’t have the guts to make a play for it.

I asked him again. “Where are they, Toady?”

“They ... have rooms over the ... Rialto Restaurant.”

“Names, Pal.”

“Nocky ... he’s Arthur Cole. The other one’s Glenn Fisher.” He had to squeeze the words out between lips that were no more than a thin red gash in his face. The marks of my fingers were across his cheek, making it puff out even farther. I could tell that he was hoping I’d turn my back, even for a second. The crazy madness in his eyes made them bulge so far his eyelids couldn’t cover them.

I turned my back. I did it when I picked up the phone, but there was a mirror right in front of me and I could stand there and watch him hate me while I thumbed through the directory until I found the number listed under “Cole” and dialed it.

The phone rang, all right, but nobody answered it. Then I called the Rialto Restaurant and went through two waiters before the manager came on and told me that the boys didn’t live there any more. They had packed their bags about an hour before, climbed into a cab and scrammed. Yeah, they were all paid up and the management was glad to be rid of them.

I hung up and turned around. “They beat it, Toady.”