The Minotauress (21 page)
Authors: Edward Lee
Indeed, he thought of lost worlds.
The hand tightened about his. He was beseeched by eyes wide and lambent as diminutive moons, and the voice resounded as if from the highest precipice of the earth, to offer, "Come. Come with me... and
see...
"
see...
"
Nikoff Raskol, then, followed her out of the room into the living dark.
The Writer's mouth fell open in a gag of joy. He nearly collapsed. "It's brilliant,"
he croaked. "It's Francois Truffaut and Thomas Hart Benton and James Joyce all rolled up into one, with a pinch of Sartre and a dash of Hegel. It's Descartes' proof that the mind is independent of the body, and Locke's affirmation that the test of truth is the comparison of thought and fact!" Tears formed in the Writer's eyes, and he fell to his knees. "My God... It's better than the opening of Kafka's
Metamorphosis...
"
he croaked. "It's Francois Truffaut and Thomas Hart Benton and James Joyce all rolled up into one, with a pinch of Sartre and a dash of Hegel. It's Descartes' proof that the mind is independent of the body, and Locke's affirmation that the test of truth is the comparison of thought and fact!" Tears formed in the Writer's eyes, and he fell to his knees. "My God... It's better than the opening of Kafka's
Metamorphosis...
"
The Writer was charged now, he was
kindled
by a creative fire that in all his years of writing had never burned him so intensely. His writer's block was over now. This was the leap that had hoisted him over humanity's hurdles to drop him headlong into the rich, hot blood of his Art. Now, the rest of the book was as easy to see as his own shadow.
kindled
by a creative fire that in all his years of writing had never burned him so intensely. His writer's block was over now. This was the leap that had hoisted him over humanity's hurdles to drop him headlong into the rich, hot blood of his Art. Now, the rest of the book was as easy to see as his own shadow.
Dylan Thomas was right,
the thought arrived quite like an epiphany.
I wrote this last night—the finest opening of my career—and I was DRUNK!
the thought arrived quite like an epiphany.
I wrote this last night—the finest opening of my career—and I was DRUNK!
He showered and dressed, his mind reeling in the exuberance that comes with sheer genius. He knew that he could sit right down this instant and keep going, probably bang out thirty or forty pages by tomorrow.
But he didn't do that.
Instead, he went straight to the bar.
To celebrate!
(VII)
Dang, the old ones take fer-ever ta git their peter's off!
Cora Neller thought, mouth stuffed. She looked munchkin-faced there on her knees in the little cubby outside. It was next to the room where they stored the beer kegs. She knew that's what they kept in there because she blew the beer-delivery guy every Tuesday when he was filling the next week's order. At least the beer-guy always came quick (just with a bit more
volume
than she cared for) but the old barkeep whose name nobody knew?
The old fuck's probably seventy!
she suspected.
Bet I'se been tootin' his old pipe twennie fuckin' minutes!
Nevertheless, she continued to suck because the old stick slipped her free drinks every so often, and looked the other way when she cruised the bar for johns. His penis wasn't
stuck
in her mouth, it was sort of just
laying
there as she drew her lips back and forth over its ancient meat. She thought of a rubber full of pudding but covered with raw chicken skin. Keeping her mouth full of a sufficient ration of saliva was a problem, too. Cora was a meth-head and clinical alcoholic, the former being her vice of choice, but it had the regrettable contraindication of debilitating the activity of her saliva ducts. In addition—and at less than ninety pounds—she didn't eat much. Poor nutrition equals poor saliva production. And, if truth be told, Cora consumed more calories in human semen per day than in food.
Cora Neller thought, mouth stuffed. She looked munchkin-faced there on her knees in the little cubby outside. It was next to the room where they stored the beer kegs. She knew that's what they kept in there because she blew the beer-delivery guy every Tuesday when he was filling the next week's order. At least the beer-guy always came quick (just with a bit more
volume
than she cared for) but the old barkeep whose name nobody knew?
The old fuck's probably seventy!
she suspected.
Bet I'se been tootin' his old pipe twennie fuckin' minutes!
Nevertheless, she continued to suck because the old stick slipped her free drinks every so often, and looked the other way when she cruised the bar for johns. His penis wasn't
stuck
in her mouth, it was sort of just
laying
there as she drew her lips back and forth over its ancient meat. She thought of a rubber full of pudding but covered with raw chicken skin. Keeping her mouth full of a sufficient ration of saliva was a problem, too. Cora was a meth-head and clinical alcoholic, the former being her vice of choice, but it had the regrettable contraindication of debilitating the activity of her saliva ducts. In addition—and at less than ninety pounds—she didn't eat much. Poor nutrition equals poor saliva production. And, if truth be told, Cora consumed more calories in human semen per day than in food.
"Jaysus, Cora," the barkeep's voice creaked from above. "This is damn near the worst cock-suck I'se ever had. My fuckin' dead grandmother could blow me better'n you."
She wanted to bite down on the sodden tube of flesh but thankfully thought the better of it.
Don't piss the old fuck off,
she warned herself.
'Cos if'n you do he's'll never let'cha turn tricks here again...
Don't piss the old fuck off,
she warned herself.
'Cos if'n you do he's'll never let'cha turn tricks here again...
Anyway, as aforementioned, she was a meth-head and a drunk. Way she worked it is she'd play the bar till closing, hitting up the tighter customers for ten-dollar blowjobs and booze. Doreen, the other bar-whore, got fifteen, the little shit. But Cora would get shit-faced to take the teeth out of the meth-withdrawal, then after closing she'd score. The kick in the ass was that prices were going up now.
Fuckin' inflation!
she thought, still chugging away. A bag of Snort was fifteen bucks now, and Ice was twenty.
It's that fuckin' George Bush,
she knew.
Keepin' us good junkies down. First Reagan and then THAT asshole!
Cora wasn't terribly politically minded, of course, but she overheard the bar-talk all the time. There was some new guy going to run for President next term—a Democrat—and not only was he from the South, he was handsome.
Hilton?
she quizzed herself.
Naw, it's Clinton!
she finally got it.
I shore hope he wins.
She'd seen him on TV once, and she knew in a glance that she'd clean out his pipes any time he wanted, and for free even.
Fuckin' inflation!
she thought, still chugging away. A bag of Snort was fifteen bucks now, and Ice was twenty.
It's that fuckin' George Bush,
she knew.
Keepin' us good junkies down. First Reagan and then THAT asshole!
Cora wasn't terribly politically minded, of course, but she overheard the bar-talk all the time. There was some new guy going to run for President next term—a Democrat—and not only was he from the South, he was handsome.
Hilton?
she quizzed herself.
Naw, it's Clinton!
she finally got it.
I shore hope he wins.
She'd seen him on TV once, and she knew in a glance that she'd clean out his pipes any time he wanted, and for free even.
"Aw, shee-it, Cora!" the barkeep griped and slid the floppy penis out. "It'll take you a hunnert years ta git me off." He turned around quickly and next thing poor Cora knew, his withered ass was in her face. There were moles on it that looked like hairy Raisinettes. "Just give my asshole a tonguin' whiles I jerk off."
Cora was appalled. "Aw, come on! That ain't right!"
"It's that ‘er no booze, sweetie. Yer choice."
Cora sighed, then thumbed open the crease-ridden crack and began to lick.
"Yeah. We'se finally found somethin' you do right," said the keep, naturally pronouncing the word right as "rat." Cora's face felt as though it were trying shrink behind her skull. To make the circumstance worse, the barkeep wasn't much for washing, nor—as she could now attest firsthand—was he particularly thorough about the manner in which he wiped. She could hear his masturbation, a sound like someone flapping a raw steak repeatedly on a table.
Her tongue roved through a creamy glaze and other less seemly debris. Bumps of some kind, too, seemed to encircle the puckered anus. In actuality, they were rectal warts, but it was all for the best that Cora didn't know that. At any rate, this was just a day in the life of a backwoods whore. No big deal. And as she continued, she did find solace in one consolation:
‘Least I won't have ta taste the old fucker's dick-snot.
‘Least I won't have ta taste the old fucker's dick-snot.
Just as Cora had thought that, the barkeep spun around and jammed the now three-fourths erect penis into her mouth where he deposited an appreciable amount of semen.
"Ummmm... That's the ticket. Not a bad load fer an old man, huh, hon?"
Cora's eyes locked shut and she leaned back and let the penile slime slide down her throat.
"From now on, we'se'll do it that way ever' time, Cora," he informed, buckling his trousers. "Now I'd best git back inside. The Harkins boys'll set fire to the bar if'n their mugs're empty more'n five minutes," and then he loped back inside.
The smirk on Cora's face felt like a clay mask that had been baked on. Like that familiar emblem denoting drama: one smiling mask tilted next to one frowning. Cora was the frowning one, and probably would be for a while. The smell coming off her lips made her tempted to cut off her nose.
She stood up and dusted herself off. The knobby knees on bone-thin legs looked like banged up faces. But at least some drinks were covered now. It was still early, but with a little luck she'd be able to pull a couple of tricks before last call, then she could score some snort or ice.
She jerked her head at the sound of crunching gravel. Headlights swept the trees behind the bar, then in rattled an old beat-to-holy-hell pickup truck the color of tomato juice. It parked clumsily along the back, pulling a U-Haul trailer.
Please!
Cora begged the Fates.
Be a young guy!
Cora begged the Fates.
Be a young guy!
An old guy got out of the truck: workboots, overalls, and a plaid shirt with sleeves and collar buttoned. His face was nebulous: another old generic redneck. His boots crunched up toward the rear entrance.
"Well, howdy there, darlin'!" came a spirited greeting.
Cora tried to sound as spirited, "Hey, there! My name's Cora! What's yers?"
"Lud. Pleased ta meet'cha."
Cora tried to stand cutesy-style, hoping the barkeep's ass-smell wasn't wafting far off her lips. "Ain't never seen you here before."
"That's 'cos I ain't never been. Not much inta drinkin' establishments, but, see, each year I'se take a road trip from Maryland ta Georgia'n back, tryin' ta bring folks ta the call."
"The call?" Cora had no idea.
"God's call, hon—"
Aw, FUCK! A holy roller...
"—and I ain't et all day so's I were hopin' I could git me some food ta go. They serve food here, hon?"
By now, Cora's interest had grown non-existent. "Well, they gots burgers mixed with deer meat that's real good."
The old man's eyes sparkled. "That couldn't be dandier. I'll get me a ta-go burger'n be on my way—but, hey?"
Cora was about to go back in.
This old Bible-thumper ain't gonna want a ten-dollar cock-suck...
This old Bible-thumper ain't gonna want a ten-dollar cock-suck...
"I ain't in
that
much of a hurry," he continued. "What say you tell me what'cher doin' out back here all's by yer purdy l'il lonesome?"
that
much of a hurry," he continued. "What say you tell me what'cher doin' out back here all's by yer purdy l'il lonesome?"
"You ain't gonna be interested, mister," she said. Why not just go and say it? "I'se lookin' fer a fella who wants ta pay me ten bucks ta suck his dick or twennie—no, fifteen—fer a fuckin'."
The old man's face lit up with enthusiasm. "Is that all? Well, my word, hon. I'd say you got yerself a deal. In fact, as purdy as you is? I'll pay ya
forty.
"
forty.
"
Cora's heart fluttered.
He called me purdy!
And, boy, had she gotten this guy's number wrong. Some holy roller, soliciting prostitutes. But Cora nearly had tears in her eyes. Not only had the old goat complimented her—an event quite rare in her life these days—but she hadn't bagged forty bucks on a solo trick...
ever.
He called me purdy!
And, boy, had she gotten this guy's number wrong. Some holy roller, soliciting prostitutes. But Cora nearly had tears in her eyes. Not only had the old goat complimented her—an event quite rare in her life these days—but she hadn't bagged forty bucks on a solo trick...
ever.
"Well, let's go, sugar!" she said and grabbed his large, work-callused hand. "We'se kin git cozy in yer truck'n I'll'se make yer balls clap together they'll be so happy."
The old man laughed good naturedly. "But the trailer's bigger inside, and I'se got a bed back there. That okay with you?"
She gave his crotch a rub and hugged him. "Anything you want," and—wouldn't you know it? She'd pronounced the word anything as "enna-thang."
This man—Lud—pulled a metal latch on the trailer's door up and out. From a loop on his belt he produced a metal flashlight, and even the most inept reader now will deduce that said flashlight would soon be introduced to the back of Cora's skull.
Whew!
the emaciated prostitute thought when the trailer door swung open. It smelled gross inside.
the emaciated prostitute thought when the trailer door swung open. It smelled gross inside.
"Take a looky, hon," the man said and shined the flashlight in, but when Cora leaned forward to do so, one big callused hand came around the side of her face and sealed her mouth shut.
Inside, she saw a naked woman bound, gagged, and disturbingly motionless. In the flashlight beam this woman's skin looked gray as modeling clay.
Also in the trailer lay two severed legs and two severed arms. And a case of Shasta Cola.
When Cora screamed, of course, the sound was stifled by the old man's hand. Then she heard his voice, which seemed echoic, like in a movie where gods were delivering dialog.
"God gave us brains to determine our purpose by His will, sweetie, and he is a
mite
forgivin' God. Hear me now, and ‘member that we'se all been born in original sin since Eve bit that blammed apple, which covered the world with darkness and were took over by the fallen angel Lucifer. But God, see, is the light we'se use ta see
through
that devilish darkness."
mite
forgivin' God. Hear me now, and ‘member that we'se all been born in original sin since Eve bit that blammed apple, which covered the world with darkness and were took over by the fallen angel Lucifer. But God, see, is the light we'se use ta see
through
that devilish darkness."
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