The New Noah (9 page)

You find that after the first day at sea your animals’ appetites increase tremendously with the sea air, and the monkeys will, if you let them, eat four and five times as much as they
normally do. You are supposed to know this before you start on your voyage and to make allowances for it when you are buying the food supplies. Of course, you cannot take with you such delicacies
as grasshoppers and termites, but you can get cockroaches for the more delicate birds and animals by going down into the engine-rooms in the evenings and chasing them in and out among the hot
pipes. It was not long before the sailors on board ship became quite enthusiastic over this sport and soon we had no reason to go and collect these insects ourselves, for the people from the
engine-rooms would bring us a regular supply.

A sea voyage lasting two or three weeks can be very enjoyable, provided that your luggage does not include large quantities of extremely hungry animals. If it does, you will find that you have
to work as hard, or harder, than any of the sailors on board ship.

I had to be called at half past five every morning to enable me to get through a lot of the cleaning before breakfast. Then, when I had finished breakfast, I started on the job of feeding the
animals, and from then on there was actually not a moment of the day that I could call my own until the last pot of evening milk had been put into the monkeys’ cages. As the ship steamed
closer and closer to England, the weather became colder and colder, and there were more precautions that had to be taken to ensure that my animals did not catch a chill. Hot milk became the rule
every night and the cages had to be carefully covered with tarpaulins and blankets to keep out the cold wind. If there was a rough sea I had to make sure that all the cages were carefully secured
to the rails, or else a bad accident might occur.

I had forgotten to do this on the way back from West Africa, and late one night as I was giving the young monkeys the last bottle feed of the day, I noticed the ship was plunging up and down
quite vigorously. Looking along my line of cages which were stacked against the rails, I decided that, when I had finished feeding the baby monkeys, I would have to rope them; otherwise, if the
weather became worse during the night, they were liable to topple over. No sooner had I made this decision than the ship lurched sickeningly over a particularly big wave and my line of fifty cages
toppled and crashed over on their faces on to the deck. I rushed along, lifting them upright and tying them back against the rails, and to my relief, found that none of the inmates was hurt in any
way, although the monkeys were extremely indignant and chattered for a long time over the incident.

Sometimes you get other forms of excitement on board ship, when you are travelling with your collection. Coming back from West Africa, I and my friend sailed on a ship whose captain, so people
told us, was not at all keen on carrying animals. Naturally, when we heard this, we went out of our way to make as little fuss and trouble as possible, for an irritated captain is a man that no
collector likes, as he can make life on board ship very difficult for you and your animals. Well, as usual, when you try to be on your best behaviour for someone, something is sure to go wrong.

The very first morning, my friend threw a large basket of dirty sawdust that we had cleaned out of the cages over the rail into the sea. Unfortunately, he had not made sure which way the wind
was blowing and so a huge swirling cloud of dust sailed up into the air and descended on to the bridge where the captain was standing.

This, of course, was not a very good start in our efforts to keep on the right side of him. However, at breakfast, though he greeted us somewhat coldly, he gradually thawed out and, towards the
middle of the meal, became quite amiable.

The captain was sitting on one side of the table and I was sitting opposite to him; behind was a series of portholes that looked out on to the hatch where we had all our cages stacked. ‘I
don’t mind what you do,’ said the captain to me, ‘providing you don’t let any of your animals escape.’ ‘Oh! we shan’t do that,’ and as I said it, I
noticed something moving in the porthole just behind the captain’s back. To my horror, I saw that there was a large squirrel. He sat in the porthole and surveyed the dining-saloon with a
pleased expression. Then he sat up and started to wash his whiskers.

The captain, meanwhile, continued his breakfast, unaware that there was a squirrel sitting within a yard or so of his neck. When the squirrel had finished washing his whiskers, he looked around
him and decided that with so much food on the table the dining saloon would be a good place for him to investigate, so he peered round for a way down. He had evidently just decided that the best
way of reaching the delicacies which he could see, was to jump on to the captain’s shoulder and then on to the table, when with a muttered ‘Excuse me,’ I got up, walked out of the
dining-room as nonchalantly as I could, and as soon as I was out of sight of the captain I sprinted hard up on to the deck. I arrived outside the porthole just as the squirrel was bunching himself
to spring, and I managed to throw myself across the hatch and grab his big furry tail before he could launch himself on to the captain. I bundled him back into his cage, chattering indignantly, and
then I sighed with relief.

When I returned to the dining-room, I found luckily that the captain had not noticed anything and he did not know how close he had been to having a large squirrel land on his neck just as he was
in the middle of his bacon and eggs.

As I say, because we wanted to be on our best behaviour nothing seemed to go right. A few days later three large lizards escaped from their box and disappeared rapidly into some large coils of
rope lying on the deck. As it was quite impossible to move all that stuff to catch them without the aid of half the ship’s company, we had to content ourselves with making grabs at them every
time they appeared. At last, after three days, we caught them all, but it was a nerve-racking time, as I was quite convinced that they would somehow or other find their way up on to the bridge and
that the captain would see them.

We had only just succeeded in getting the reptiles safely under lock and key, when a monkey escaped. She was a perfectly tame creature and normally would come to you, if you called her, but on
this occasion she was far too interested in exploring the ship to bother about us, and scarcely spared us a few glances even when we tried to lure her back into her cage with a large bunch of
golden bananas, a bait which she usually never could resist. That day the ship was pitching and tossing a good deal, and if it had not been for this, I dread to think what would have happened, for
the monkey scuttled up the ladder from the well-deck on to the passenger-deck. Luckily there was nobody about and I pursued her, calling in a hoarse whisper. Each time the ship rolled, she was
thrown a bit off balance and I would gain a few feet, as I was more used to the movement than the little monkey. She reached the bottom of the staircase leading up to the captain’s cabin, and
then seeing how close I was, she hesitated for a minute and then turned and ran up the steps towards his half-opened cabin door. I flung myself up the stairs after her, but without much hope, and I
could visualize her landing with a thump in the middle of the captain’s bed with the captain inside it. Fortunately just as she reached the top step the ship lurched sickenly, and she fell
back down three steps which gave me the chance I needed. I grabbed her long furry tail, hoisted her in the air and ran back down into the well-deck as quickly as I could, for I was afraid that her
screams of rage would be heard by the captain and bring him out of his cabin to see what was going on.

It was altogether a very trying trip and we were very pleased when, one grey morning, with thin drizzle falling out of the sky, the ship drew into the docks at Liverpool. There on the quay-side
were the zoo vans, waiting to collect the specimens. Our collection was unloaded from the ship without any mishap and the animals distributed among the various directors, and we watched them with
mixed feelings as they drove off through the rain to their new homes in the various zoos in England.

Guiana is a country lying in the northern half of South America, and is almost as big as Ireland. It is situated on the edge of the great forested region that stretches right
along the Amazon and through Brazil. The name Guiana is taken from an Amerindian word meaning the land of water, and it would be difficult to think of a more apt description of the country.

It is split by three great rivers which run down its entire length and which are connected to each other by great numbers of small streams and tributaries. During the rainy season these streams
overflow and enormous areas of country are flooded for weeks at a time. Owing to this, we found that nearly all the animals in Guiana were either expert climbers or expert swimmers; animals that in
less watery countries spend their whole lives on the ground were here replaced by similar creatures that lived almost entirely in the trees: for example, in the Cameroons you find bush-tailed
porcupines which live on the floor of the forest and make their homes among the rocks and caves, and who would find it almost impossible to climb a tree.

In Guiana there are the tree porcupines whose paws are adapted for climbing, and whose long naked tails are prehensile – that is to say, like the South American monkeys, they can wind
their tails round the branches to help them in climbing.

We found that Guiana could be roughly divided into two parts. Great forest-lands spread from the shore inland and eventually gave way to extensive savanna-lands where the vegetation was
principally grass fields, small clumps of trees, and bushes dotted about it. The Cameroons was, of course, divided in much the same way, and this meant that in both Guiana and the Cameroons you
would find one set of animals inhabiting the forest and a totally different set living in the grasslands.

Along the coast of Guiana where the great rivers flow out into the sea, the land is split up by thousands of rivers and creeks. Some are only a few feet wide and some are considerably bigger
than the average English river. These creeks provide the most beautiful scenery in Guiana. The waters, filled with dead leaves and logs, are stained a rich sherry-brown colour and their movement is
so gentle that the surface is generally as placid as a dark mirror.

The great trees hang over the water’s face, their branches festooned with long strands of Spanish moss, a grey lichen-like plant that looks like innumerable grey threads hanging from the
trees. Then there are orchids in hundreds of different shades, which grow on the trunks and the branches, sometimes in such quantities that the trees seem as though studded with jewels.

Generally, as I say, the waterways are like long lanes of polished mirrors, but occasionally, growing on the surface of the water, you will come across a thick mat of green water plants from
which tiny flowers of mauve and yellow thrust up their petals a few millimetres above the surface. In sunny spots near the bank, you will see great clusters of the giant water-lily, whose flowers
are bigger than a teapot, and whose great plate-like leaves are the circumference of a bicycle wheel. When travelling up one of these overgrown creeks in a boat, it is as though you are sliding
over a green lawn, for, as you move along, the nose of the boat thrusts the water-plants aside and, passing on, the plants float together again so that no water is visible. With the movement of the
boat, ripples cause the water-plants to rise and fall in green waves in your wake.

When we arrived in Guiana, our base camp was in the capital of Georgetown. For here it was easy to obtain a large and regular supply of food for our animals, and we could be within easy reach of
the docks, when we had to load the collection on to the ship. Having made our base camp, we would then take trips into the interior of Guiana, visiting the different types of country and capturing
the animals that lived there.

The first trip of this sort that I made was to the grasslands near the Pomeroon River. We set off from Georgetown and headed up the creeks in the direction of a small Amerindian town called
Santa Maria, hidden away in the depths of this strange, swampy country. It took us a whole day to reach our destination and it was an unforgettable trip. As the boat slid smoothly up the polished
waterways under the brilliant trees, big black woodpeckers with scarlet-crested heads flew ahead of us, giving wild shrill cries and stopping every now and then on a dead tree to rattle on it
vigorously with their beaks. In the undergrowth along the bank were flocks of marsh birds, the size of a sparrow, with black bodies and brilliant canary-yellow heads. Occasionally, as we rounded a
corner, a pair of scarlet ibis would fly up in a flutter of pink and crimson wings.

On the aquatic vegetation along the edge of the creek there were great numbers of jacanas, a strange looking bird rather like an English moorhen. The most astonishing thing about them is that
they have long, slender legs ending in a bunch of great thin toes. These toes enable them to walk over the water-plants on the surface of the water without falling through, for with each step the
jacana spreads out its toes like a spider and distributes its weight evenly over the lily leaves. When they are walking solemnly across the lily pads they look rather drab little birds, but when
they fly you can see that they have a brilliant lemon yellow patch under each wing.

Occasionally, we would disturb a cayman lying on the bank. This is the South American equivalent of the crocodile in Africa. They would watch us for a moment with raised heads, their mouths half
open, and then would scuttle heavily to the edge of the bank and plop into the water.

We arrived at Santa Maria late that night, and the next day, with the help of the Amerindian villagers, set out to collect our animals. Many of the Amerindian people keep the wild forest animals
as pets and a number of these they allowed us to buy, so in a very short time we acquired a great number of brilliant macaws, whose screams and shouts nearly deafened us in our small hut, several
young boa-constrictors and two or three Capuchin monkeys.