The New Noah

This book is for my niece

SAPPHO JANE

and my nephews

GERALD MARTIN

and

DAVID NICHOLAS

1. In which I have a tug-of-war with a Nile monitor

2. In which I become involved with baby crocodiles, bushtailed porcupines and various snakes

3. In which Puff and Blow take over

4. In which I am bitten by bandits

5. In which I become involved with a number of monkeys

6. The story of Cholmondely the chimpanzee

7. Problems of hairy frogs, tortoises, and other beasts

8. In which the new Noah sets sail in his ark

9. In which Amos the ant-eater leads us a dance

10. Toads that have pockets, and other weird beasts

11. In which Cuthbert the curassow causes trouble

12. In which I meet several new animals including the moonshine unwarie

13. In which I catch a fish with four eyes

14. Which describes the giant cayman and the shocking electric eel

15. In which I hunt with the gauchos

16. In which I have trouble with toads, snakes, and Paraguayans

17. The Story of Cai; Pooh; and Sarah Huggersack the only ant-eater film star

Most people at one time or another pay a visit to the zoological gardens. While there, they are so interested in the animals to be seen that they do not stop to wonder how a
great many of them got to the zoo in the first place.

Now I am an animal collector and my job is to travel to the faraway places where these beasts live, and bring them back alive for the zoos. In this book I have described three animal-collecting
trips that I have taken to various parts of the world, and have tried to show how the difficult but interesting job of collecting is done.

Most people have no idea of the hard work and worry that goes into a collecting trip to produce the fascinating birds and animals that they pay to see in the zoo. One of the questions that I am
always asked is how I became an animal collector in the first place. The answer is that I have always been interested in animals and in zoos.

According to my parents, the first word I was able to say with any clarity was not the conventional ‘Mamma’ or ‘Dadda’, but the word ‘Zoo’, which I would
repeat over and over again in a shrill voice until someone, in order to shut me up, would take me to the zoo. When I grew a little older, we lived in Greece and I had a great number of pets,
ranging from owls to sea-horses, and I spent all my spare time exploring the countryside in search of fresh specimens to add to my collection of pets. Later on I went for a year to Whipsnade Zoo,
as a student keeper, to get experience of the larger animals, such as lions, bears, bison, and ostrich, which were not so easy to keep at home. When I left, I luckily had enough money of my own to
be able to finance my first trip and I have been going out regularly ever since then.

Though a collector’s job is not an easy one and full of many disappointments, it is certainly a job which will appeal to all those who love animals and travel. In this book I have tried to
show that the hard work and disappointments are nearly always more than offset by the thrill of your successes and the excitement and pleasure not only of capturing your animals but of seeing them
alive in their natural haunts.

Before starting out on a collecting trip you have to know what wild animals are wanted by the zoos; then, knowing their whereabouts, you choose those areas in which not only
the specimens required are to be found, but other rare creatures as well. Zoologists and biologists, generally, have not the time or the money to travel to these distant corners of the earth to
find out about wild life on the spot. Therefore, the animals have to be caught and brought back to them so that they can be studied more conveniently in the zoo. Now, the larger and commoner
creatures from most parts of the world are well represented in nearly all zoological collections, and quite a lot is known about them. So it was the smaller and rarer beasts, about which we know so
little, that I wanted to collect. It is about them that I am going to write.

From many points of view it is sometimes the small animals in a country that influence man more than the large ones. At home, for instance, the brown rat does more damage every year than any of
the larger creatures. It was for this reason that I concentrated during my collecting trips on the smaller forms of life. For my first expedition I chose the Cameroons, since it is a small, almost
forgotten corner of Africa, which is more or less as it was before the advent of the white man. Here, in the gigantic rain forests, the animals live their lives as they have done for thousands of
years.

It is of great value to get to know and study these wild creatures before they are influenced by civilization, for wild animals can be affected just as much by change as people. One of the
results of cutting down forests, building towns, damming rivers, and driving roads through jungle, is an interference with their way of life, and they have either to adapt themselves to the new
conditions or die out.

It was my intention to find out all I could about the animals of the great forests and to bring back as big and varied a collection as possible of its small fauna, the creatures that the African
calls in pidgin English, ‘small beef’.

When I arrived in the Cameroons for the first time what struck me most was the very vivid colouring of the undergrowth and the enormous size of the trees. There were leaves of every shade of
green and red imaginable, from bottle green to pale jade, and from pink to crimson. The trees towered up to two and three hundred feet into the air, their trunks almost the circumference of a
factory chimney, and their massive branches weighed down with leaves and flowers and great coiling creepers.

I landed at the little port of Victoria and had to spend a week or so there, preparing for the journey into the interior. A great many things had to be done before I could start on the actual
work of collecting. There were Africans to engage as cooks or houseboys, various stores to buy and a great many other things as well. Also, the necessary permits to hunt and capture the animals I
was after had to be obtained, for all the animal life in the Cameroons is strictly protected and, unless you obtain Government permission, you are not allowed to capture or kill any animals or
birds. Eventually, when all this had been done, a lorry was hired and the food and equipment piled into it, and I set off. In those days there was only one way leading into the interior of the
Cameroons and this, if followed far enough, led you to the village of Mamfe on the banks of the Cross River, some 300 miles from the coast. It was at this village I had chosen to make my base
camp.

The earth you find in the Cameroons is red, very like the earth you see in Devon, and so the road, winding through the hills, was a bright brick colour, lined on each side by immense forest
trees. As we drove along, I could see hosts of brilliant birds feeding in the trees, tiny glittering sun-birds sipping nectar from the flowers, great glowing plantain-eaters, like giant magpies,
eating wild figs; and sometimes the passage of the lorry would frighten a flock of hornbills which would fly off across the road, making tremendous swishing noises with their wings, and honking
dismally.

In the short undergrowth at the side of the road scuttled large numbers of agama lizards. These reptiles are almost as bright in colour as the birds, for the males have vivid orange heads, and
the body is decked out in blue, silver, red, and black, while the females are rose-coloured with bright apple-green spots. They have a curious habit of nodding their heads vigorously up and down,
and look very peculiar dashing here and there in pursuit of each other, suddenly stopping to nod their brightly-coloured heads. Almost as numerous as these lizards were the pygmy kingfishers,
minute little birds, smaller than a sparrow, with bright blue backs, orange shirt fronts, and coral red beaks and feet. Unlike the English kingfisher, these little birds live on locusts,
grasshoppers, and other insects. Dozens of them were perched on the telegraph wires, or on the stumps of dead trees on the roadside, all peering down hopefully into the grass and bushes below.
Occasionally, one of them would drop off his perch like a stone and, when he fluttered out of the grass again, a grasshopper that was almost the same size as himself would be clutched firmly in his
beak.

Three days after leaving the coast I reached Mamfe. I had chosen this village as a base camp for a variety of reasons. When you are collecting wild animals you have to choose your base very
carefully: it has to be within fairly easy reach of some sort of store, so that you can obtain sufficient supplies of tinned food, nails, wire netting, and other important things, and also it has
to be fairly near a road, so that when the time comes to depart you can bring your lorries near enough to the camp to load up.

Secondly, you have to make sure that your base is going to be in a good collecting area, a place where there are not too many farms or people so that most of the wild animals have been driven
away.

Mamfe was excellent in this respect, so a camp clearing was made on the banks of the river, about a mile away from the village, and the big marquee I had brought was erected. For the next six
months this marquee was to act as a home for myself and my animals.

The first thing I had to do, before I could even start collecting, was to make sure that the base camp was functioning smoothly.

Cages, pens, and ponds had to be built, as well as palm-thatched huts for the Africans I employed. I had to arrange for an adequate food and water supply, for when you have collected two or
three hundred animals and birds, they manage to eat and drink a very great quantity every day. Another important thing was to interview as many of the local chiefs as possible, showing them
drawings and photographs of the creatures I wanted, and telling them how much I was willing to pay for specimens. Then, when they went back to their villages, they told their people, and so
eventually I had all the villagers for miles around helping me in my work.

Then, when everything was ready and there was a great pile of empty cages waiting to be filled, I could start hunting the strange animals that I had travelled so far to find.

There are really no set rules about capturing animals. It all depends on the type of country in which you are operating and the sort of animals you want to get hold of. There were several
different methods that I used in the Cameroons, and one of the most successful was to hunt in the forest with the aid of native hunting dogs. These dogs wear little wooden bells round their necks,
so that when they disappear into the thick undergrowth in pursuit of an animal you will know whereabouts they are and can follow them by the clonking noise these bells make.

One of the most exciting hunts of this sort occurred when I went up the mountain called N’da Ali, twenty-five miles from the base camp. I had been told by native hunters that on the upper
slopes of this mountain there was found a rare animal which I particularly wanted, the black-footed mongoose, a very large mongoose, pure creamy-white in colour with chocolate-coloured legs and
feet. I knew that a live specimen of this animal had never been seen in England, and so I was determined to try to capture one if I possibly could.

We set off on our hunt very early one morning, four hunters as well as myself, and a pack of five rather mangy-looking dogs. One of the drawbacks of this type of hunting is that you cannot
explain to the dogs exactly what sort of animal it is you want to catch, and so they pick up the scent of any and every creature in the forest and follow it. The result is that while you might go
out hunting for a mongoose, it is more likely that you will end up catching something completely different. As a matter of fact that is exactly what did happen.