The Nightingale Before Christmas
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Authors: Donna Andrews
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Acknowledgments
Thanks, as always, to everyone at St. Martin's/Minotaur, including (but not limited to) Matt Baldacci, Anne Brewer, Hector DeJean, Melissa Hastings, Paul Hoch, Andrew Martin, Sarah Melnyk, Talia Sherer, Mary Willems, and my editor, Pete Wolverton. And thanks again to David Rotstein, Stanley Martucci, and the art department for the glorious Christmas cover. One of these days I hope to give them a bird of paradise to work with.
More thanks to my agent, Ellen Geiger, and the staff at the Frances Goldin Literary Agency for handling the boring (to me) practical stuff so I can focus on writing.
Many thanks to the friendsâwriters and readers alikeâwho brainstorm and critique with me, give me good ideas, or help keep me sane while I'm writing: Stuart, Elke, Aidan, and Liam Andrews, Renee Brown, Erin Bush, Carla Coupe, Chris Cowan, Meriah Crawford, Ellen Crosby, Kathy Deligianis, Laura Durham, Suzanne Frisbee, John Gilstrap, Barb Goffman, Peggy Hansen, C. Ellett Logan, David Niemi, Alan Orloff, Valerie Patterson, Shelley Shearer, Art Taylor, Robin Templeton, Dina Willner, and Sandi Wilson. Thanks for all kinds of moral support and practical help to my blog sisters and brothers at the Femmes Fatales: Dana Cameron, Charlaine Harris, Dean James, Toni L.P. Kelner, Catriona McPherson, Kris Neri, Hank Phillipi Ryan, Mary Saums, Marcia Talley, and Elaine Viets. And thanks to all the TeaBuds for years of friendship.
Thanks to Sarah Byrne, who gave generously at the Bouchercon Albany charity auction to have a character named after her. I hope the Art Deco room pleases. Melissa Banks also donated generously to the Malice Domestic auction to enable her daughter Kate to appear as Sarah's business partner. And, of course, thanks, as always, to Dina Willner for allowing me to name Dr. Blake's frequent co-conspirator after her late mother.
Much gratitude to Regan Billingsley of Interiors and Sandra Beveridge for answering my questions about show houses and the design world. Any mistakes in the text are obviously ones I made in spite of their patient and generous assistance. Mark Stevens provided invaluable answers to my questions about Virginia's criminal code. If this book contains any legal errors, they are obviously things I also should have asked him about.
And above all, thanks to the readers who continue to read Meg's adventures.
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Chapter 1
December 20
“Passementerie.”
Mother was standing in the evergreen-trimmed archway between the living room and the foyer, directly beneath the red-and-gold “Merry Christmas” banner, frowning at something she was holding.
Since I had no idea who or what “passementerie” was, I just sat there in the foyer of the Caerphilly Designer Show House with my pen poised over my notebook-that-tells-me-when-to-breathe, waiting for Mother to elaborate. For a few moments I heard nothing but the soothing strains of an orchestra playing “Silent Night” from a radio somewhere behind Mother.
Evidently Jessica, the reporter from the Caerphilly College student newspaper, wasn't as patient as I was. After all, she was here to interview the dozen interior designers who were decorating rooms in the show house, not to play guessing games with them.
“What's âpassementerie'?” she asked.
“Elegant, elaborate edgings or trimmings”âMother stepped closer and showed us the little bit of black-and-purple braid she held in her handâ“with braid, cord, embroidery, or beads. The right passementerie can absolutely make or break an upholstery project.”
“I see,” Jessica said, although I could tell she didn't really. Nor was it clear to me why Mother had interrupted my interview with the reporter to display bits of upholstery trimming to us. But before answering, I glanced around and let the Christmas decorations surrounding me temper my mood. The holly and red velvet ribbons wrapping the stair rails. The gold mobile of stars and angels hanging from the ceiling light in the upper hallway. The fact that Mother had a few strands of gold tinsel snagged in her hair.
“Today's new word, then,” I said aloud. “Passementerie. Do you want me to use it in a sentence?”
“That would be nice, dear,” Mother said. “Particularly if the sentence is something like, âHello, Mother. The UPS man just delivered a package from the Braid Emporium containing the passementerie you ordered.'”
“Alas,” I said. “The UPS man only delivered two packages, and neither of them contained passementerie.” There. That was also a sentence.
“The Braid Emporium was supposed to overnight it,” Mother said. “The day before yesterday.”
I lifted my hands and eyebrows in a gesture meant to convey the utmost sympathy along with a complete refusal to take responsibility for the shortcomings of either the United Parcel Service or the Braid Emporium.
“Maybe it's hidden under all the snow,” Jessica said. “The drifts are two feet high in some places.”
“I've checked the drifts,” I said. “And packages began disappearing long before the first snowstorm.”
“Perhaps one of the other decorators took it by mistake?” Mother gestured as if tucking a stray lock of her beautiful if implausible blond hair back into her chignon. I hadn't actually seen any strands out of place, so I assumed she was trying to suggest that she had been working so hard that she was in danger of becoming disheveled.
“Always possible that someone else picked it up by mistake,” I said. “That's why I asked everyone yesterday to please stop having stuff shipped here to the show houseâto avoid such misunderstandings.” And to avoid the possibility that one of the more competitive decorators would try to sabotage the competition by diverting important packages. “But I assume your passa-whatzit had already been sent before then. I'll ask them all.”
Mother closed her eyes and allowed one faint, long-suffering sigh to escape. The reporter didn't sigh, but she was clearly impatient. Or maybe just hyperactive, from the manic way she was tapping her feet on the floor and drumming her fingers on her knees. And upstairs someone's radio came on, tuned to a very different Christmas station. I liked both “Run, Run Rudolph” and “Silent Night,” but not simultaneously.
“I'll be in my room when you find my package,” Mother said.
She sailed back through the archway, head held even higher than usual. Her head brushed the evergreens framing the doorway, making all the tiny little bells attached to the branches tinkle merrily. The bells lifted my mood, and I glanced over to see if Jessica was impressed. Most people were when they met Mother, who in her seventies still had the slender elegance and regal blond looks of someone decades younger.
Jessica didn't look impressed. Just impatient.
“In her room?” Jessica asked. “I didn't realize anyone lived here.”
“She doesn't,” I said. “She's decorating the great room. Which is decorator-speak for what we normal humans call the living room. Or maybe the family room.”
Jessica had stopped tapping, thank goodness, but now she was nervously twisting one lock of her copper-red hair around a finger.
“I thought the old guy with the beard and the Georgia accent was the decorator,” she said.
“That's Eustace Goodwin,” I said. “He's decorating the kitchen and the breakfast room.” And would probably have a fit if he heard himself described as “the old guy with the beard.” Eustace was a dapper if slightly plump fifty-something.
“You need a different decorator for each room?”
I managed to stop myself from responding with my own version of Mother's long-suffering sigh. Clearly Jessica hadn't read any of the material we'd sent over to the student paper before showing up here to do her story. I needed to start at the beginning, which meant the interview would probably take a lot more time. Not even ten o'clock, and I could already see my plan for the day going down the drain.
But instead of snapping at Jessica, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. At any other time of year, I'd have counted to ten, but this close to Christmas, all it took was the holiday scents to calm me: spruce, pine, cinnamon, and clove. And upstairs, someone had changed the “Run, Run, Rudolph” radio to the same channel Mother was on, so now I could hear “The First Noel,” in stereo. I reminded myself that I'd finished all my Christmas shopping and most of the wrapping. I could do anything.
“This is a decorator show house,” I said, opening my eyes and focusing back on Jessica.
She had pulled out a small digital camera and was craning her neck around, taking pictures of random things while she listened to me. At least I assumed she was listening.
“The house is sponsored by the Caerphilly Historical Society. In a show house, you get a different designer for each room, and they all show off their best possible work. When the show house opensâin three days, on Christmas Eveâpeople will pay to tour it, and the historical society gets half of the money.”
“If there's any left after paying the decorators,” she said.
“No, the decorators don't get paid,” I replied. “They're doing this for free.”
“For free? All of it?” Jessica looked up at the holly-decked crystal chandelier over our heads, which would not have been out of place in a small palace, and snapped a few pictures of it.
“They do it for the exposure,” I said. “If you're someone with a big house and enough money to hire a decorator, what better way to check out the local talent than to come to a show house, where a whole bunch of designers are demonstrating their talent?”
“That really works?” Jessica sounded dubious. “I mean, have you actually gotten any clients for
your
decorating business that way?”
“I'm not a decorator,” I said.
“You're not? Then what are you doing here?”
A question I asked myself at least once a day. What was I doing here when I could be home with my family, enjoying the holiday season? Maybe even spending a little time at my anvil since Caerphilly College was on winter break and my husband Michael would be home to watch our five-year-old twins. Ever since the boys had arrived, my once-thriving blacksmithing career had taken a backseat to sippy cups, naps, and lately T-ball.
I glanced up to see that Jessica was still waiting for an answer. And frowning as if I'd been trying to pull a fast one on her by impersonating a decorator. Well, I probably could if I wanted to. I couldn't tell a finial from a mullion, but after the last few weeks I could toss off the jargon like a real pro.
“I'm the on-site coordinator,” I said. “Here to keep everyone organized.”
“Sounds like a thankless job,” she said. “How'd they rope you into that?”
“They threatened to turn my house into the show house,” I said. “I agreed to organize it if they'd hold it somewhere else. Anywhere else.”