Authors: Dan Poblocki
not now, while she looked like she wanted to
kil him.
“You know what?” said Abigail. “Just forget
it. Do the project by your stupid self. I don’t
care.” She turned around to face The Edge of
Doom.
After a few seconds, Timothy tried again. “I
said it was real y cool. How is that making fun
of you?”
Abigail continued to stare at the painting, her
arms hugging her torso. Timothy took a deep
breath. This wasn’t what he’d expected to
happen.
“I’m sorry you thought I was making fun of
“I’m sorry you thought I was making fun of
you.”
Without turning around, Abigail said, “You’re
sorry for making fun of me or you’re sorry I
thought you were making fun of me?”
“I wasn’t making fun of you,” Timothy
answered as simply as he could. “I was just
being a … but -munch.”
Final y, Abigail turned around, amused. After
a few moments, she said, “A but -munch? No.
I’d say more of a … fart-slap.”
Timothy laughed. Fart-slap was funnier than
anything Stuart had ever come up with. Abigail
chuckled too, then stepped closer to the
painting. “What do we have to do? Make a
chart or a graph or something?”
“I have no clue.”
“I actual y wasn’t paying at ention in class at
al .”
“I noticed,” said Timothy. He could almost
hear the click of her lit le lighter in his
memory. “I mean, none of us were.”
memory. “I mean, none of us were.”
“Hey, Abigail!” a voice cal ed into the room,
resonating of the wal s.
What happened next, happened so quickly, it
took Timothy several seconds to even realize he
was soaking wet. Abigail screamed. Timothy
jumped and nearly slipped as his feet slid
across the now-slick marble oor. When he
spun around, he saw Abigail holding out her
arms helplessly in front of herself. Her T-shirt
was drenched. Her face was dripping with
water, and her long red hair was plastered to
her head.
“What the heck just happened?” Timothy
heard himself say.
Some of the class had gathered and were
staring and pointing. Laughter echoed
throughout the cavernous room. Other museum
guests had stopped to watch the commotion
too. Timothy felt his face turning red as he
noticed a smal blue dot on the oor next to his
foot. It looked like a thin piece of peeled paint,
or maybe rubber. He kicked at it, almost
or maybe rubber. He kicked at it, almost
unconsciously, and the answer came to him.
A water bal oon.
Someone had thrown a water bal oon at
Abigail.
Stuart.
Timothy wanted to scream. Carla, Stuart’s
partner, stood next to Mandy and Karen in the
doorway, but the culprit was gone.
“Are you okay?” he said to Abigail instead.
She only stood there, dangling her arms,
looking like a wet cat. She shook her head
slightly, but Timothy couldn’t tel if she was
just trying to dry of .
Through the crowd of his classmates,
Timothy watched a couple of security guards
push their way toward him. He glanced at The
Edge of Doom. Droplets of water clung to the
black clouds and the open chasm, as if the
painting itself had started to precipitate.
Oops.
Before the two large men in uniform could
Before the two large men in uniform could
make their way to him, Timothy felt Abigail
rush past him, through the door on the far side
of the room. “Wait,” Timothy cal ed, running
after her, trying not to slip on the wet oor.
Peeking over his shoulder, he noticed that one
security guard had stopped to examine the wet
painting. The other guard, however, was
coming after them.
7.
Through the doorway, Timothy went to the
large staircase spiraling into the lower levels of
the museum. Pausing brie y to peer over the
brass railing, he noticed a quickly moving
shadow descending, ut ering against the white
marble steps, already one ight down.
“Abigail!” he cal ed. Footsteps were coming up
close behind him. Timothy hurried toward the
top step.
He ran so fast that the stairs seemed to
disappear beneath his feet. He descended into
the bowels of the building, aware that he’d
nal y breached the ground level and was now
chasing Abigail into the basement. When he ran
out of stairs, a darkened hal way stretched
before him. The shadows at the far end of the
hal way seemed to shiver, or maybe that was
just Timothy, cold and winded and wet.
Timothy listened. He could stil hear
Timothy listened. He could stil hear
footsteps, but he wasn’t entirely certain
whether they were in front of him or above
him. He kept going. Halfway down the hal ,
Timothy noticed movement in a lighted
doorway. This room was long and thin with a
low ceiling. On the opposite wal was another
doorway. A red velvet rope hung across it. A
smal sign, perched in the center on a silver
pole, read: ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES—CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC.
Timothy entered the room. He wandered past
smal luminescent gold objects, Aztec creations,
which were crowded onto the shelves of several
display cases. A few smal idols with wide,
toothy smiles looked ready to laugh … or bite.
Halfway through the room, Timothy heard a
sni . Looking down, he could see Abigail’s foot
sticking out from behind one of the cases.
“Abigail, are you okay?” he asked.
Her foot disappeared behind the case. She
peered at him. Her face was blotchy with tears.
Her shirt was stil soaking wet, and her hair
was a tangled mess. “Hel ,” she said. “Just … go
was a tangled mess. “Hel ,” she said. “Just … go
away.”
Timothy bent down anyway. “Stuart got me
pret y good too,” he said. He pointed at his
darkened shirt.
“Wow,” said Abigail. She looked at Timothy
and seemed to real y see him. Her face
changed, and in her ery eyes, he noticed
recognition, as if she had suddenly stumbled
upon a mirror. “You’re total y drenched.”
“Freakin’ Stuart Chen.” Timothy chuckled.
“He’s the freakin’ fart-slap. Bet er watch himself
at swim practice tonight. His towel might just
end up in the pool.”
They stared at each other for several seconds,
surrounded by the grinning golden idols, before
Timothy felt laughter creeping up from the
bot om of his stomach. Before he knew it, they
were both giggling. It felt good to laugh. The
laughter grew the more he tried to contain it.
He tried to be quiet. But soon, it was
impossible to stop. Abigail appeared to have
the same problem. Her shoulders hitched and
the same problem. Her shoulders hitched and
quaked, but a few seconds later, as their
laughter began to die down, she covered her
face in her hands. Now she was crying.
Timothy didn’t know what to do. When he’d
come after her, he hadn’t thought about what
might happen next. He reached out and
touched her shoulder. “Abigail, don’t worry
about it,” he said. “It’s not worth it. People are
just … stupid and mean.”
Through her hands, she said, “It’s your fault.”
It took a few seconds for him to register her
statement. “My fault?”
Her voice was mu ed through her ngers,
but he could hear her say, “If you hadn’t picked
me for a partner, this wouldn’t have happened.
No one would have noticed me, and everything
would have been fine.”
“What do you mean, no one would have
noticed you?”
Final y, she took her hands away from her
face. Her eyes were red rimmed and swol en.
“You don’t understand.”
“You don’t understand.”
“Wel then, tel me.”
“When no one notices you, stu like this
doesn’t happen.”
Out of the corner of his eye, Timothy could
see something moving. It stood beyond the dark
door on his left, behind the red velvet rope in
front of the administrative o ces. When
Timothy looked at it straight on, it quickly
moved backward into the soupy black shadows.
Whatever was there had been watching them
for some time. Timothy thought he could hear
it whispering something to itself.
“Just … go back to the rest of the class,” said
Abigail. If she noticed the shape in the hal way,
she didn’t want Timothy to know. “I’l come
nd you later. I want to be by myself right
now.” She turned away from him, hiding her
face again.
Before he could respond, the room seemed to
grow darker. At the same time, the light
re ecting o the gold pieces in the cases
appeared to grow brighter. Timothy stared into
appeared to grow brighter. Timothy stared into
the face of a smal , ghastly gold skul sit ing on
the shelf to the left of Abigail’s shoulder.
“I’l be ne,” he heard Abigail say, as if from
far away.
He could not answer her. The rest of the
room faded. Soon, only the glowing gold pieces
were left. The skul stared at him, its eyes
widening like dark whirlpools. When he
looked away, to his horror, every other artifact
on the shelves was facing him too. The mouths
of the idols slowly opened and closed, as if
chanting silent prayers.
Timothy covered his mouth and closed his
eyes.
Last night’s dream rushed back at him—Ben
gasping for breath inside the jar. Timothy let
out a whimper and opened his eyes again. The
idols continued to stare at him. He was
tempted to run, but he couldn’t leave Abigail
here alone. Instinctively, he grasped her
shoulder and spun her around to demand that
they go, when he realized that half-hidden
they go, when he realized that half-hidden
underneath Abigail’s tangled mess of red hair
was a horrible skul -like grimace, grinning like
the golden idols in the glass cases.
The Abigail-thing simply reached up, touched
his cheek with bony ngertips, and forced him
to look into the darkness near the
administrative o ces hal way. “Get out of
here,” she whispered. But Timothy couldn’t
move.
Lit dimly by the golden idols’ unnatural glow
was a tal man. He appeared to be cloaked in a
long coat, a brimmed hat perched on his head,
shiny black wingtip shoes on his feet. Timothy
could not make out any other features, but the
sight of these simple few shrank his skin to his
bones. The man appeared to be staring at him.
However, as Timothy stared back, unable now
to turn away or even contemplate what might
be happening, he slowly understood that the
shadow man was not in fact staring at him, but
at something beyond him, behind him, in the
doorway on the opposite side of this strange
doorway on the opposite side of this strange
room.
“Abigail?”
The voice seemed to throw the horror world
of this room into tumult, and before Timothy
could even blink, the shadows had
disappeared, the gold idols had become lifeless,
and Abigail had become herself again.
She turned toward the voice, which had come
from the entry opposite the velvet rope, and
this time it was her turn to wear an expression
of shock. There stood an old woman.
Her voice wavering, Abigail replied,
“Gramma? What are you doing here?”
8.
The old woman was tal . She wore a knee-
length navy pea-coat, a oral blouse, and
polyester pants. Tufts of dark gray hair curled
out from underneath a oppy houndstooth hat,
the brim of which fel in waves around the
edge of her face like the petals of a ower. She
had a long, regal nose and large, wide-set
brown eyes. She seemed truly surprised, almost
shocked, to nd Timothy and Abigail in the
basement of the museum.
“What am I doing here?” said the woman
addressed as “Gramma.” “My dear, I feel I
should ask you the same thing. Aren’t you
supposed to be in school?” She sounded more
confused than concerned, as if she were
worried that she might be seeing things.