The Pirates!
Authors: Gideon Defoe
In an Adventure with
MOBY DICK
Gideon Defoe
To Sophie,
who still has a quarter of a million pounds of which I have not seen a single penny, even though this is the second entire book that I have dedicated to her.
One I Battled a Ton of Turtle!
Falling to Bits! â In the Captain's Office â Off to Nantucket
Two Skull Hunt on Pygmy Island!
Cutlass Liz Makes a Dramatic Entrance â The
Lovely Emma
â An Old Scoundrel â A Rash Decision
Three I Knifed My Way to a Diamond Pit!
The Egg-timer â Not Much Treasure â A Mysterious Fellow
Four A Slow Boat to Bloodshed!
A Brand-new Boat â The Albatross â Digging For Treasure
Five Satan's Fish Ate Us Alive!
The Captain Has a Plan â Putting on a Show â The Smell of the Greasepaint
Six Death Feast of the Panther Women!
That's Showbusiness â A Boisterous Bout of Buccaneers â Meeting Ahab Again â The Shanty Battle
Seven At the Court of the Crabs!
What Now, Pirate Captain? â Back Into Action Under the Pirate Flag â Ooops!
Eight Damn You I Say, Dr. Chesington!
An Awkward Apology â A Nice Dinner
Nine I Ride with the Bandit King!
A Change of Occupation â Whale Bait â An Explosive Scheme â Another Scheme â Bad News
Ten Swimming Pools of Passion!
The Pirate Captain Is Not Himself â The Prize Ham â A Dangerous Idea
Eleven Blood, Beer, and a Busted Boat!
A Terrible Rogue â He's Not So Bad â Success!