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THE QUORUM

Print edition ISBN: 9781781165546

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First edition: October 2013

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Copyright © 1994, 2013 Kim Newman

“The Original Dr Shade” © 1990, 2013 Kim Newman

“The Man Who Collected Barker”’ © 1990, 2013 Kim Newman

“Gargantuabots vs the Nice Mice” © 1990, 2013 Kim Newman

“Mother Hen” © 1991, 2013 Kim Newman

“Organ Donors” © 1992, 2013 Kim Newman

“Going to Series” © 2000, 2013 Kim Newman

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Contents

PROLOGUE: ORGAN DONORS

LEECH

BOOK 1

OFFERINGS

1

2

3

LEECH

BOOK 2

DEALS

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

LEECH

BOOK 3

DEVICES

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

VALENTINE’S DAY, 1993

...AND OTHER STORIES

SALLY RHODES: MOTHER HEN

THE MAN WHO COLLECTED BARKER

GARGANTUABOTS VERSUS THE NICE MICE

DEREK LEECH: THE ORIGINAL DR SHADE

GOING TO SERIES

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M
EPHISTOPHILIS
:

Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscrib’d

In one self place, but where we are is hell,

And where hell is, there we must ever be;

And, to be short, when all the world dissolves

And every creature shall be purify’d,

All places shall be hell that is not heaven.

F
AUSTUS
:

I think hell’s a fable.

M
EPHISTOPHILIS
:

Ay, think so still, till experience change thy mind.

CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE

The Tragicall History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus

PROLOGUE
ORGAN DONORS

S
he came out of the lift into Reception and heard there’d been another accident outside. Beyond sepia-tinted doors, a crowd gathered. People kneeled, as if pressing someone to the pavement. Heidi was phoning an ambulance. A man crouched over the fallen person, white shirt stained red, head shaking angrily. The picture was silent, a gentle whir of air conditioning like the flicker of a projector. Sally walked to the doors, calmly hugging file folders to her chest. She looked through heavy brown glass.

Without shock, she knew it was Connor. She could only see feet, still kicking in the gutter. White trainers with shrieking purple-and-yellow laces. His furry legs were bare. Tight black cycle shorts ripped up a seam, showing a thin triangle of untanned skin.

A gulp of thought came: at least their where-are-we-going? lunch was off. She choked back relief, tried to unthink it to limbo. Then craziness kicked in. She dropped her folders and waded through paper, pushing apart the doors. Outside in Soho Square, noise fell on her like a flock of pigeons. Everyone shouted, called, talked. A siren whined rhythmically.

A dozen yards away, a van was on its side, a dazed and bloody man being pulled free. The bicycle was a tangle of metal and rubber. In the broken frame, she saw, squashed, the yellow plastic drinks container she’d bought him. A satchel of video tapes lay in the gutter.

‘Connor,’ she said, ‘Connor!’

‘Don’t look, love,’ someone said, extending an arm across her chest.

People shifted out of her way, parting like stage curtains. Heat burst in her head, violet flashes dotted her vision. Her ankles and knees ceased to work. The ground shifted like a funhouse ride. Connor’s head was a lumpy smear on the pavement, tyre track of patterned blood streaking away. She was limp, held up by others. Her head lolled and she saw angry blue sky. Buildings all around were skyscrapers. She was at the bottom of a concrete canyon. Darkness poured in.

* * *

At her first interview, Tiny Chiselhurst had been chuffed by her
curriculum vitae.
Like everyone for the last twelve years, he didn’t expect a private investigator to look like her. She told him yes, she still had her licence, and no, she didn’t own a gun. Not any more.

Her independence was a Recession casualty. She wound up the Sally Rhodes Agency and escaped with no major debts, but there was still the mortgage. None of the big security/investigation firms were hiring, so she was forced to find another job her experience qualified her for. Being a researcher was essentially what she was used to: phoning strangers, asking questions, rushing about in heavy traffic, rummaging through microfiche. There were even seductive improvements: working in television, she could rush about in minicabs and retire her much-worn bus-train-tube pass.

On her first day, she was ushered into the open-plan
Survival Kit
office and given a desk behind one of the strange fluted columns that wound their way up through the Mythwrhn Building. Her work station was next to April Treece, an untidy but well-spoken redhead.

‘Don’t be surprised if you find miniature bottles in the drawers,’ April told her. ‘The previous tenant went alky.’

Sally had little to move in. No photographs, no toys, no gun. Just a large desk diary and a contacts book. Her mother had given her a Filofax once, but it was somewhere at home unused.

‘Welcome to the TV Trenches,’ April said, lighting the next cigarette from the dog-end of the last, ‘the business that chews you up and spits you out.’

‘Why work here, then?’

‘Glamour, dahling,’ she said, scattering ash over the nest of post-it notes around her terminal. The other woman was a year or so younger than Sally, in her early thirties. She wore a crushed black velvet hat with a silver arrow pin.

‘They put all the new bugs next to me. Like an initiation.’

Their desks were in a kind of recess off the main office, with no window. Sally hadn’t yet worked out the building. It seemed a fusion of post-modern neo-brutalism and art deco chintz. In Reception, there was a plaque honouring an award won by Constant Drache for the design. She suspected that, after a while, the place would make her head ache.

‘Need protection?’ April said, opening the cavernous bottom drawer of her desk. ‘We did an item last series and were deluged with samples. Have some Chums.’

She dumped a large carton of condoms on Sally’s desk. Under cellophane, Derek Leech, multi-media magnate, was on the pack, safe sex instructions in a speech balloon issuing from his grin.

‘Careful,’ she warned. ‘They rip if you get too excited. We had the brand thoroughly road-tested. The office toy boy was sore for months.’

Sally looked at the carton, unsure how to react. Naturally that was when Tiny Chiselhurst dropped by to welcome her to the team.

* * *

She woke up on a couch in Reception. She saw the painted ceiling, a graffiti nightmare of surreal squiggles and souls in torment. Then she saw April.

‘Bender tried loosening your clothes,’ she said, referring to the notorious office lech, ‘but I stopped him before he got too far.’

April’s eye-liner had run but she’d stopped crying.

Sally sat up, swallowing a spasm. Her stomach heaved but settled. April hugged her, quickly, then let her go.

‘Do you want a cab? To go home?’

She shook her head. She buttoned up her cardigan and waited for a tidal wave of grief-pain-horror. Nothing hit. She stood, April with her. She looked around Reception. Plants spilled out of the lead rhomboid arrangement that passed as a pot. Framed photographs of Tiny and the other presenters, marked with the logos of their programmes, were arranged behind Heidi’s desk.

‘Sal?’

She felt fine. The buzz of worry-irritation which usually cluttered her head was washed away. All morning, she’d been picking through viewing statistics. Her impending Connor discussion prevented concentration; she’d had to go through the stats too many times, filling her mind with useless figures.

She remembered everything but didn’t feel it. She might have had total amnesia and instantly relearned every detail about her life. Her memory was all there but didn’t necessarily have anything to do with her.

‘Connor is dead?’ She had to ask.

With a nod, April confirmed it. ‘Tiny says so long as you’re back to work tomorrow afternoon for the off-line, you’re free.’

‘I don’t need time away,’ she said.

April was startled. ‘Are you sure? You’ve had a shock, lovie, you’re entitled to be a zombie.’

Sally shook her head, certain. ‘Maybe later.’

* * *

Although April introduced Connor as the ‘office toy boy’, it was a joke. He was tall, twenty-one, and trying to earn enough as a bike messenger to go back to college. Like everyone (except Sally), he wanted a career in television. Zipping in and out of Soho gridlock biking memos, sandwiches, video-tape and mysterious parcels between production companies was his way of starting at the bottom. He was one of the lean young people in bright lycra who congregated in Soho Square, ever alert for a walkie-talkie call. He was freelance but Mythwrhn was his major employer. There were a lot like him.

Sally first slept with him on a Friday night, after a party to mark the first transmission of the series. It had been a long time for her and she was flattered by his enthusiasm. Besides he was kind of fun.

As he poked about her flat early next morning like a dog marking territory, she wondered if she’d made a mistake. She hid under the duvet as he wandered, unselfconsciously and interestingly naked, in and out of the room, chattering at her. He said he was ‘looking for clues’. April had told everyone Sally used to be a private eye, and the Philippa Marlowe jokes were wearing thin.

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