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Authors: Lavanya Sankaran

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The Red Carpet

BOOK: The Red Carpet
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for my husband, Nikhil Kumar,
for my parents, Laxam Sankaran and S. Sankaran
past perfect, present perfect

Praise for THE RED CARPET Bangalore Stories

“Sankaran’s work illuminates the lives of all types of Indians—from pampered American university students to traditional, vegetarian Tamil Brahmins on the Subcontinent—revealing a varied, vibrant culture in flux.”

(international edition)

“Sankaran’s tales coruscate with insight and bristle with an energy that could only be channeled by someone who has beheld the raw and ferocious forces of societal change.”

San Diego Union-Tribune

“Throughout these fine, articulate stories, Lavanya Sankaran brings to life the new and old social worlds of Bangalore. More important, she uses the quiet dignity of her characters to reveal what’s universal in the wide rift between generations. It’s an unusually elegant and nuanced portrait.”

—John Dalton, author of
Heaven Lake

“The author sinks her teeth directly into the generational divide. . . . Her second [collection] should be worth waiting for.”

Los Angeles Times

“Bangalore-based Sankaran offers a promising and intriguing

Entertainment Weekly

“[An] animated debut collection . . . memorable for [its] wit and convincing evocation of a dynamic world.”

Publishers Weekly

“[Lavanya Sankaran] is a born storyteller. . . . She is a sheer joy to read.”

—Khushwant Singh

“It’s a pity there aren’t more stories to be told in
. They’re so much fun . . . a happy debut.”

Dallas Morning News

“[A] remarkable debut.”

Tampa Tribune

“Easily one of the most unselfconscious and engaging debuts of the year . . . It is for anyone who has lived at home and contemplated the world abroad, and all those who have lived elsewhere and contemplated the land they left behind.”

India Today


Ramu studied the animated woman in front of him, a slight smile on his lips. And apart from the minor variances: his gender, darker skin color, the carefully trimmed goatee resting on his chin, and the worrisome hairline that danced away from his forehead in the coy manner that plagued so many men in their early thirties, it was practically a Mona Lisa smile—full of mystery and hidden amusement.

The woman, Ashwini, was a recent import to the city, having moved to Bangalore with her parents after living her whole life in Bombay. After a year here, she was still going through withdrawal symptoms, and her conversation was frequently colored with Bombay this and Bombay that and in Bombay we and o god why can’t Bangalore? If she were smart, he thought, she would learn that this invariably irritated her listeners, many of whom had lived in other parts of the country and indeed the world, but on the whole had managed to assimilate into this southern city with considerably more grace. One saw her everywhere however, in all the pubs and all the parties, because in addition to her list of nostalgic complaints, she was also armed with a lot of verve and fun. She was up for anything, a good-time charlie, a bustling ball of energy and laughter, a squeal and hug and kiss for everybody, her hips grinding inadvertently but pleasantly against the men she talked to as her bottom swayed happily to passing bits of music.

When she met people at parties, she didn’t (as Ramu might) smile, chat, and withdraw from them until the next party. Instead she had the knack of making friends, and (before they knew it) of climbing deep into their lives. Then, there she’d be: visiting, cooing to their children, listening with concern to tales of their mothers-in-law, proffering advice on where to get the best blouse tailor versus the best pant tailor and who caters the best party soufflés, all of which she amazingly seemed to know, pulled out of the air of a strange and new city by some inexplicable consumerist osmosis. Every party Ramu attended recently had some contribution by her: Ashwini did the decorations, the hostess would say. Ashwini brought the sweet. Do you like the curtains? Ashwini showed me where to buy them. And all this, of course, to Ashwini’s tune of Bombay this and Bombay that.

As far as Ramu was concerned, she was just one of those women one met in the evenings and promptly forgot about in the mornings. It was only recently that his interest had taken a direct and more personal turn.

Now he studied her and realized how self-defeating her actions were. He felt a sudden urge to explain this to her (first, of course, sitting her down in a corner armchair, extinguishing her cigarette, placing her drink on a side table, and waiting for her eyes to focus on him instead of dancing about the room): Bangalore was a strange city, a potpourri of beggars and billionaires and determinedly laid-back ways. People dressed down here, not just on Fridays, but every day, and more so on occasions—and gently derided those who didn’t. They spoke of their city’s attractions to visitors in tones of disparaging surprise. Oh. You like the weather? Yeah, it’s okay. I guess. Cool. Blue skies and all. Cosmopolitan people, you think? Yeah, they’re a mixed bag. Different, one-
types. Not so hard-and-fast. A chill crowd, like. Doing ultra-cool things
, simply, for no reason other than to do it.

“See the software lads,” he could say, by way of example. See the software lads shrug off their stock options. (No, no, I’m
a simple
rasam-and-rice guy at heart.) See the software lads morph their inner walter mitty into alfred doolittle (I swear, da, it was just a little bit of blooming luck). See them stab each other in the back trying to prove that they too can please-kindly-adjust, the mantra that the city uses to exact merciless compromise from all of its denizens.

Such self-deprecation appeared modern, with its blue jeans and infotech ways, but was actually a very old courtesy. Deride yourself so others may praise you. Did Ashwini know this? Did she know she was spreading irritation before her like a virus? And here, Ramu found his thoughts slowing to a halt. Perhaps she wasn’t. Perhaps no one else was really bothered by it. Actually, until recently, neither was he, previously just swatting her behavior out of his mind as he might a fly. At parties, after all, one met all sorts of people and thought nothing further of it.

Until recently.

“Oh god,” Ashwini was saying, “you should just see them,
Everybody does it, all the time. In parties, in bars, in people’s houses. You’re talking to somebody, and then suddenly, they’re doing a line. It’s crazy!”

The people listening to the excited pitch of her voice did so with an air of fascinated disapproval, like height-of-empire englishwomen being regaled with missionary tales of naughty hindoo heathens. Ashwini was just back from a trip north, and deeply impressed by the spread of cocaine in polite Bombay society. I mean, she said, you don’t see anything like that here. In Bangalore. No indeed, thought her listeners primly, all of whom smoked the occasional joint, but nothing more. They were strictly old-fashioned in that way.

“Did you try any?” someone asked.

“Oh god, no! Even though my friends—from good families, you know, from big industrial families—even though they all kept asking me to do it, I said no. They kept saying: god, you’re so cool, so hip, why don’t you try it? I said, nothing doing, I’ll drink all the vodka and smoke as many joints as you like,” said Ashwini, proceeding to demonstrate, “but this, nothing doing! Shit
, imagine me doing cocaine!”

Shit, thought Ramu, imagine anyone giving a damn.

Three days later, Ramu left his mother’s presence with a vague feeling of doom.

This was not going to work.

Entrusting such a crucial mission to his mother was becoming a farce: like sending someone to the market with strict instructions to buy luscious, juicy fruit, and having them repeatedly, idiotically, come home with boring, healthy-for-you vegetables.

Yet Ramu couldn’t extricate himself easily. He was, like any unmonk, a captive of his desires.

In recent months, Ramu had found himself attracted, regrettably, not to the pretty young things he met all over the place (for apart from a fierce desire to shag them, there was nothing else he could imagine doing with them); rather, he found himself being drawn to the wives in his circle of friends. Women his own age, claimed by marriage and scarred by childbirth years before; women who waded comfortably between dirty diapers and smelly spouses and stressful jobs and thieving servants and occasional bright evenings filled with beer and good cheer. They laughed easily with him, without that brittle coquetry that younger, single women offered in the name of flirting. They sometimes shone with all the gloss of a recent visit to the beauty parlor, but were more frequently without makeup, displaying casually hirsute underarms and rough-stubbled legs dressed in old shorts. Yet he was seized with feverish desires to taste the beaded sweat on their upper lips as they frowned over some chore, and to bury his nose and mouth and body in the liquid warmth between their thighs. He wanted to make homes with them. He wanted to fill himself with their comfortable, lazy sexuality. He wanted to spend hours in their kitchens cooking vast and creative Sunday meals with them, and then spend hours more eating and drinking, and lounging around with newspapers, absentmindedly rubbing toes to the distant clatter of maids cleaning up the debris in the kitchen. He wanted to father their children. He wanted to have little domestic quarrels about curtains, and long conversations about career issues, and exchange bright little secret jokes in whispers about people they both knew.

It was time to be married.

Ramu’s decision to supplement his wife-finding efforts with his mother’s was a purely practical one. Ma had resources he would never have access to. Ma had a lifetime membership to that hidden, systemic device, specially designed for men in his position: the matrimonial industry, a sinister social syndicate redolent with its own brokers and goons and gossip.

Ma was a blessing. Effectively disguised.

As he’d expected, she shot into action. Ma had first broached the subject of his marriage five years earlier, but had been shouted at for her pains. Mind your own business, Ramu had said. She was doing nothing else, but she didn’t tell him that, instead biding her time, waiting patiently for the right psychological moment to bring to her son’s disposal a vast arsenal of resources, contacts, and networking facilities. Ma was a one-woman marriage-bureau-in-waiting. Waiting, that is, to match her Long-lived
with someone else’s Very-lucky
; and to print up those invitations: Chi.
Ramu, son-of-herself,
to wed Sow,
girl-from-good-family. Please do come.

This afternoon’s conversation, like so many in recent days, was littered with the fruits of her research and followed a pattern that Ramu, with veteran discomfort, was beginning to recognize: Ma, bright, cheerful, animated; himself, uneasy, like a tethered animal sensing a storm; uneasy, and wondering about the forces of nature he had inadvertently released.

“So, what do you think?” she pressed him, as she served him with crisp fried
and a cup of tea.

Ramu dragged a vada through the coconut chutney, not willing to commit himself.

“So there is this Sundaram girl,” she said, repeating herself. “Very nice. Very pretty. Good choice.”

Ramu couldn’t sit through it all again without comment. “Pretty? Please, Ma! She has a face like a dog’s behind.”

“Okay. Not so pretty, then. But a very good family, nevertheless. Very well-to-do. Eat.”

She eyed him with speculative hope. “Or there is that other girl, from Visakhapatnam. Excellent family, decent people, and I really like her, Ramu. What is her name? Sukanya. She reminds me of myself when I got married. . . .”

Ramu’s father grunted, in the wary manner of a man reminded of the same thing.

“She is really nice,” said Ma. “You should meet her. You will like . . . Her mother says she is a very good cook. She has also been brought up in a nice, old-fashioned way. No boyfriends, or any of that nonsense. She will not want to go to work . . . and why should she? Certainly, we have enough money to support a hundred wives. She will stay at home, and she will be good company for me.”

This was the problem. Ma appeared to be looking for a wife for herself.

“Ma,” said Ramu, “if I want a good cook, I will hire one. I don’t think I need to
one. And what difference does it make whether she’s had boyfriends or not? I want a wife, not a nun.”

“Tcha!” Ma dismissed his words. “All those modern girls you like so much will not settle down properly. They will be too busy taking care of themselves to take care of either you or us. And besides, Ramu, when you get married, you must consider our feelings also. After all, we will all be living together, and your wife will spend more time with me than with you.”

This was where Ramu begged to differ, but had still not found the courage to do so vocally. He lived with his parents in a large house. When he’d started working, he had moved out of his childhood bedroom and into a corner suite, with a separate entrance to come and go as he pleased, and joining his parents only for meals. It had worked well for several years, minimizing his housekeeping and maximizing his freedom, but now he suddenly felt as if he were wearing diapers. He wanted to move out, but knew that to raise the topic with his parents was to immediately invoke the reproachful deities of Family Shame and Abandonment. If he moved out after he got married, at least they could direct all their ire and blame on his (as yet unknown) wife.

It was a comforting thought.

His appetite for the vadas faded away. He glanced at his watch. He was supposed to meet some friends at the club later in the evening; perhaps he had time for a quick swim before that.

It was then that she brought up Ashwini.

Ma, of course, didn’t refer to her by name, but by antecedents.

“Of course, if you really want modern, there is, as I said, that Desai girl. North-Indian, of course, but vegetarian. Parents are very good people, but the girl, I feel, is too modern.”

Ramu heard her out in some confusion. When she’d first mentioned Ashwini’s name a week ago, he had dismissed it out of hand. Surely there were better options to be had? But now, he wondered, perhaps there weren’t. Maybe those other options would never be better than Wealthy Butt-face and the Virgin Cook.

“She has studied well. She has a good job. She probably does not know how to cook,” Ma said, “so she will suit you nicely. Too modern!” Ma said: “Her mother tells me this girl—this, uh, Ashwini—does not even know that we have spoken about her. She will get angry, her mother says. What nonsense! But still . . . they are a good family, so she will adjust. . . . A good family, good background, and educated, also. There is a cousin,” Ma said, “with a PhD.”

“Wow,” Ramu said, knowing that he had taken a wrong step.

He made his way thoughtfully to the club swimming pool. It was his daily habit: to swim thirty placid laps, and he did this throughout the year, shivering his way through icy winter waters, or ploughing through the hordes of summer children squealing in the shallows. It was now October, the monsoon rains had been and gone, and temperatures were rising once again, for a last late burst of warmth before winter.

As usual for this time of the year, the pool was empty of all but the group of four elderly men who never seemed to leave. He paused by the side of the pool, watching them swim. In his mind, he referred to them as the Buffaloes; they were swaddled in the fat of a lifetime and wrapped in discolored skin and liked to immerse themselves in the shallows. They cast vague smiles in Ramu’s direction. On land, the Buffaloes stood transformed into his parents’ so-respectable friends. But in the water they were part of some strange amphibious species, and Ramu eyed them dubiously before diving in.

The clear waters of the pool couldn’t wash the truth away. The fact had to be faced: his mother was unleashed and gaining momentum. In his worst nightmares, of being swept away in a torrential downpour of maternal enthusiasm, Ramu clung feverishly to his lifeline—he had final veto. He had Final Veto. Hehad-FinalVeto.

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