The Secrets of Harry Bright (34 page)

"Oh, is that what they mean?" Otto said, looking about as surly as Beavertail Bigelow always looked.

"You mean somebody that uses a chicken bone for a teething ring? One a those, Fiona?"

"Sorry if we offended you," the man said. "I thought we were among friends here."

"Offend me?" Otto said belligerently. "I ain't a kike or a beaner or a nigger. I sure ain't a member." Then he was feeling so unaccountably mad that he lied and said, "Tell you what I am though. I'm a Democrat . And I think Ronald Reagan's so old he thought Alzheimer was a secretary of state. And during the Mondale debate he almost reminisced about old Jane Wyman movies. And he'll balance the budget when Jesse Jackson goes squirrel shooting with the National Rifle Association and Jane Fonda joins the Daughters of the American Revolution."

The three jokesters mumbled something to each other, finished their drinks and were preparing to leave, when Fiona turned to Otto and said, "What's wrong with you? Why'd you say that?"

"I don't know, Fiona," he said truthfully. "It was the worst thing I could think of to say around here. I ain't even a Democrat! I think I was trying to pick a fight!"

"Rum makes people crazy," Fiona said, slurping on the empty glass with the straw. "You better go home, Otto. It was nice meeting you though. I had fun."

"I am acting crazy!" he said. "I tell those same jokes all the time but they sound so different in a place like this!"

"Lots a people here earned their own money," Fiona informed him. "People got a right to play golf with who they want."

"They got a right, but their right ain't right," Ott
o s
aid.

"You're drunk, Otto. You don't make sense." "Maybe I oughtta go home," he said.

"You got that right," she said, sounding like a cop. "Well, I sure enjoyed my day," Otto said, kissing the old doll on the cheek. "You are a caution, Fiona."

Sidney Blackpool was already waiting in front of the clubhouse by the time Otto emerged, trudging dejectedly to the bag drop.

"You look like Arnold Palmer when he took the eleven in the L
. A
. Open," Sidney Blackpool said. "What happened besides you getting blitzed? Jesus, what've you been drinking? Your sweater's a brown argyle. It was solid yellow when you started the day."

"You ever try to drive a golf cart and drink two quarts a mai tais with somebody that throws more jabs than Larry Holmes?"

"Why so glum? You sick from the booze?"

"I dunno, Sidney. Back in Hollywood I'm too old. Here I'm too young. There I'm a Republican. Here I'm a Democrat. There I dream a all the things you can buy with money. Here we find out some guys in our squad room couldn't buy in if they did have money."

"You okay?"

"Soon as you get that job with Watson maybe you'n me can play sometime on his corporate membership. But you ain't gonna get certain members of our Griffith Park Saturday morning boys' club on the course."

"How bombed are you?" Sidney Blackpool asked. "What happened in there?"

"And they're all cops. So they are my kind!"

"I guess you'll tell me what's wrong in your own goo
d t
ime."

"All I can say is, I wanna go home to Hollywood where life don't make no sense at all, but at least you expect it."

Chapter
15

THEY WALKED INTO POPPA'S PLACE ONLY TEN MINUTES before Terry Kinsale was to have been there at 6:00 P. M. It was already very dark in the desert.

The happy-hour-well drinks were about the cheapest in this part of the valley and were poured by three bartenders who hardly had time to scoop up the tips. It was the noisy, intensely raucous crowd often found in busy gay bars. Sidney Blackpool made a quick head count and guessed there were two hundred men drinking. It was standing room only.

"We'll have to split up, Otto," he said. "No point even trying to get a drink in this mob."

"I had enough," Otto said morosely.

"Think you can recognize him from the picture?"

"I don't know if I could recognize my ex-wife," Otto said. "The second one. I know I couldn't recognize the first one.

"Wish we could get you some coffee."

"I need the Schick Shadel Hospital," Otto said.

The detectives managed to find space in the center of the dark saloon, and each began scanning the crowd. It was a pub crowd, an eclectic mix of professional, businessman and working stiff, with a few marines and bikers mixed in. And there were lots of young blonds, most of whom wouldn't accommodate them by to for a full face look. A chearing group caused Otto to slouch over to a table where seven men were literally sitting on each other s laps. There was a race in progress. The entries in the race were little plastic windup toys that hopped from one end of the table to the other. All the entries were realistic plastic penises. Each one wore the markings and colors of the owner. Blue ribbons, paper valentines, tiny photos of a lover, all adorned the jolly peckers.

"Well, at least this reminds me a Hollywood," Otto said to Sidney Blackpool. "Now if I see Sirhan Sirhan and a William Morris agent arm in arm with the Hillside Stranglers, and they're all talking a development deal, I'll know I'm home.

A man in his seventies with a mournful face and sagging jowls stared hopefully at a lad with an amused smile who leaned against the wall. The young man was dressed in an oversized street-urchin tunic and winked at the elderly man who mouthed the words of the song coming from the Palm Springs station. It was Marlene Dietrich singing "Falling in Love Again" from The Blue Angel.

"He even looks like Dietrich," Sidney Blackpool observed.

"Her voice is probably a lot deeper," Otto whispered. "This ain't gonna work cause I'm about to faint. And if I faint I'm scared I might wake up at the Honeymoon Motel in a slave bracelet and a tutu. They got mole fruits around here than an English boarding school."

"We gotta give it an hour," Sidney Blackpool said. "This could be the break."

"I know, T know," Otto said. "I'm just getting all these bad feelings about this whole case. This ain't a regular investigation. Something very weird's going on and it ain't just in this saloon."

"You feel it too," Sidney Blackpool said. And tha
t s
urprised him. Otto was not the lost father of a lost son. Otto was just a twice-divorced, sixteen-year cop suffering from mid-life crisis and police burnout. Otto was just a run-of-the-mill big-city detective.

They waited for an hour and were about to leave when Otto said, "Sidney!" grabbing his partner like a beat cop grabs a drunk. "It's him!"

The young man was into the Calvin Klein, Santa Monica Boulevard, chic marine, gay fantasy look. That is, his white cotton T-shirt was not bought at Penney's. The jeans were not Levi Strauss. The leather flying jacket was not U
. S
. Air Force issue. His haircut resembled a marine buzz but with decorator highlights. Both cops immediately looked behind him for the buyer of the fantasy duds, but the young man was alone.

The kid obviously didn't know whom he was to meet, and kept himself prominently in view near the center of the barroom so that the emissary of the forgotten sugar daddy with the Rolex could spot him.

Terry Kinsale looked at his non-Rolex, then glanced nervously about the bar. Sidney Blackpool walked up behind him and said, 'Hi, Terry. It's me, Sid."

"Sid?" He had taffy-colored hair and tight little ears. He was taller than the detectives and looked as fit as a tennis pro. It would be very hard for two over-the-hill cops to handle this kid in this environment, and both knew it.

"Phil asked me to give you the Rolex, Terry."

"Have we met?" the kid asked, studying Sidney Blackpool.

"You don't remember, Terry?" the detective said. "That hurts a little bit."

"I'm sorry. Maybe I should remember but . . ." "You were with Phil when I met you at his house in Palm Springs."

"Phil . .

Terry Kinsale needed lots of help with thi
s o
ne. He looked hopefully at Sidney Blackpool.

"This is my friend, Otto," the detective said, as his partner shouldered through a mob of newcomers who were pressing close enough to crack ribs.

"Hi, Terry," Otto said. "I heard all about you. Wait'!! you see the Rolex. Sidney, let's get outta here unless th
e o
xygen masks are gonna drop real soon. I can hardly breathe.

"Okay. Let's go, Terry."

"To where?"

kid asked, but he followed them.

"Where's the watch?"

"At Phil's. He lives over near the tennis club. Don't you remember?'.

"Is he there?"

"Phil got married," Otto said. "To a girl?'

"Yeah, Otto said. "That Phil's a caution. He won't be able to see you no more, but he did want you to have something to remember him by."

"Sure, I think Y remember Phil now!" the kid said, knocking himself
on the side of the head. "Sorry I forgot. Tell the truth, I just got myself cleaned up. I was pretty heavy into drugs the past year."

"Booze is bad enough, I can tell you," Otto said, sincerely.

The young man looked disappointed upon seeing Sidney Blackpool':; Toyota. Phil and the Rolex apparently made him expect: a richer emissary with new prospects.

Otto squeezed to the backseat, allowing Terry Kinsale to sit in front. Sidney Blackpool drove toward Palm Springs, not knowing exactly where the police department was, except that it was close, to the airport.

When the detective followed an airport road sign the kid said, "Hey, this ain't the way to the tennis club! You're going the wrong, way!''

Otto reached over the front seat with his police badg
e i
n his left hand. With his right, he began a pat down. "Just relax, boy," be raid. "We're Los Angeles police officers and we wanna talk to you."

"Police! Hey, wait a minute!"

"Freeze, or you're going to sleep for a while," Ott
o s
aid, getting a loose choke hold around Terry Kinsale
,
while Sidney Blackpool speeded up the car to discourage thoughts of jumping.

Sidney Blackpool helped pat him down with his right hand, driving with his left.

"What's this about?" Terry Kinsale said. "What's this about?"

Sidney Blackpool found the police station easily enough. He pulled into the parking lot and stopped, turning off the engine and lights.

Otto said, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against . . ."

"Hey, I don't care about that!" the kid yelled. "I wanna know what you think I did!"

"Quiet down, son," Sidney Blackpool said. "We'll tell you all that in a few minutes."

Otto took his arm from Terry Kinsale's neck and continued the rights advisement with his hand on the door lock. Terry Kinsale slumped dejectedly.

He responded to all the required questions about constitutional rights and lawyers, and then he said, "I got nothing to hide, sir. I just wanna get this over with, whatever it is. In fact, I was gonna come in here to the police station to register as a hotel worker. I just got a job as a bellman. I don't do drugs no more and I got a new apartment and a new roommate. I got nothing to hide."

"Let's go inside, Sidney," Otto said.

"Just a few questions first," Sidney Blackpool said. "Let's talk for a minute. Tell us, Terry, when did you first meet Jack Watson?"

"Is this about Jack? Wow!" the kid said. "I thought maybe somebody I did dope with last year was, you know, a narc or something. That's what I thought this was about. Like, maybe some old deal where I sold a couple joints to some guy?"

The kid was so relieved that he looked happy, which made both cops very unhappy.

"I shoulda called the police about Jack soon as I heard he was killed. But it ain't a crime that I didn't. I didn'
t k
now anything about his death. I was more shocked than anybody."

"Where'd you meet him?" Otto asked.

"At a disco."

"A gay disco?"

`A straight disco. I ain't gay."

"Of course not," Otto said.

"No, really. I needed money last year. I did what I had to do to make money. But I ain't gay."

"Okay, so you met Jack. How'd it happen?"

"Just talking at the bar. About which girls looked good, and like that. He was my age. Nice guy. College type. He drove me home that night. We became friends."

"Did he do drugs with you?" Otto asked.

He wasn't a druggie. Maybe smoked a little grass." "How about crystal?" Sidney Blackpool asked.

"Not Jack. I did crystal, I admit. Snorted it. I didn'
t s
hoot it."

"Where'd you get it?"

"Used to know this biker up in Mineral Springs. Name a Bigfoot. I called him when I wanted crystal." "How long did you know Jack?"

"About six months. Till he died. I was shocked, and that's no lie."