The Vanishing Violin
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Authors: Michael D. Beil
For my parents, Bill and Nan
Appendix: How to Solve the Final Logic Problem
In which the true nature of detective work is revealed to be full of cobwebs, beady-eyed critters, and something stickyLike a plaid-skirted Jedi Knight, I wave my trusty lightsaber—okay, really it’s just a flashlight—back and forth in front of my face, carving a swath through a tangle of spiderwebs. Convinced that my eight-legged enemies have been cleared from my immediate path, I aim the beam at the jumbled piles of broken desks and God only knows what else lurking in the far corners of the school basement.
“There’s definitely something dead down here,” I announce.
“It’s not the dead things I’m worried about,” Leigh Ann says. “There might be rats.”
Rebecca laughs deviously. “Might be? Um, Leigh Ann, this is New York. Just keep your feet moving and they won’t bother you.”
In spite of Rebecca’s sensible advice, Leigh Ann freezes. “Are you serious?”
“Rebecca. Sophie. Stop scaring her. There are no rats, and nothing is dead,” Margaret says.
I shine my light at a shelf just above my head and detect two beady eyes sizing me up. He’s so close I can see his whiskers moving. “Nah. There wouldn’t be rats down here. This is our neat-and-tidy school, after all.” I brush aside a few more spiderwebs and charge ahead.
Margaret pats me on the shoulder. She has spotted my furry friend, too. “All right, let’s concentrate. We have a job to do.”
Ah yes, the job.
After our triumphant recovery of the Ring of Rocamadour, we became minor celebrities at St. Veronica’s School. Malcolm Chance, the ex-husband of our first client, and someone all my instincts were absolutely, 100 percent wrong about, told the neighborhood newspaper, the
East Sider
, all about us. They sent a reporter to the school for an interview, and we ended up splashed across the front page, with a picture and this story:
“Red Blazer Girls” Solve Local Mystery
It seems that Sherlock Holmes, Nero Wolfe, and Hercule Poirot have some competition right here on the Upper East Side.
Four St. Veronica’s School students solved a 20-year-old mystery when they discovered one of the famed Rings of Rocamadour in its hiding place beneath the floor of St. Veronica’s Church on Lexington
Avenue. The students—Rebecca Chen, Margaret Wrobel, and Sophie St. Pierre, all of Manhattan, and Leigh Ann Jaimes, of Queens—followed clues, cracked a devilishly clever mathematical code, and outwitted a pair of fiends who appear to have taken lessons from Boris and Natasha of
Bullwinkle
fame.
The ring, hidden by the late noted archaeologist Everett Harriman as part of a birthday puzzle for his granddaughter, dates back to the first century and is alleged to have certain mystical powers—including the power to make dreams come true—according to the girls, who refer to themselves as the Red Blazer Girls in honor of their St. Veronica’s School uniforms.
“These girls have done the city, and the whole world, a huge service,” says Malcolm Chance, professor of archaeology at Columbia University, and the son-in-law of Everett Harriman. “The ring is priceless—and it almost certainly would have been lost forever without their intelligence and persistence.” Professor Chance reports that the ring has been donated to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and reunited with the other of the pair, believed to be wedding rings given to a young couple in France by St. Veronica herself. According to Catholic tradition, St. Veronica was the woman who wiped the face of Jesus as he carried the cross to the site of his crucifixion.
“It was an awesome experience,” Miss St. Pierre says. “We were happy to help out Ms. Harriman and her family, and then finding the ring, holding it in our hands—it’s like we’re part of its amazing history now. Which is pretty cool.”
The drama began in September, when Ms. Elizabeth Harriman, Everett’s daughter, found a letter he had written the day before his death, nearly 20 years ago. The letter contained the first of many clues, and after a chance meeting between Harriman and the girls, the hunt for the ring was on.
What does the future hold for these crime-fighting tweens?
Miss Wrobel, acknowledged by the other girls as the “true brains” of the outfit, reports that for now she is concentrating on school and the violin.
Her eyes light up, however, when Miss St. Pierre suggests that there are always new mysteries to be solved.
So, Upper East Side miscreants and ne’er-do-wells, take heed. The Red Blazer Girls are in your neighborhood, and on the case.
So we are famous. Sort of.
The day after the article appeared, Margaret showed up at school with a box of business cards personalized for each of us. Here’s one of mine:
Red Blazer Girls Detective Agency
No Case Too Small
Reasonable Rates
Sophie St. Pierre
And just like that, we were in business. Two days ago, Sister Bernadette, the principal at St. Veronica’s, dragged Margaret and me into her office, a place that was becoming all too familiar to us.
“Miss Wrobel and Miss St. Pierre. Sit.”
You have to love Sister Bernadette’s just-the-facts-ma’am style.
“Hey, you rearranged the furniture,” I said. “This is much better—and now you can see out the window.”
“Humph.”
I guess she didn’t want to talk about it.
She continued: “Let me preface my remarks by saying that I have not forgotten about the week’s detention you owe me. Just because you and your friends have become the darlings of the local media does not mean that all your past offenses have been pardoned. Quite the contrary. As I learn more and more about this recent adventure of yours, I am more and more convinced that I
was far too easy on you. Sneaking into the church at all hours, digging up the altar’s floor. Good Lo—er, my goodness.”
“But, Sister—” Margaret started.
Sister Bernadette held up her hand. “Stop. I’m not going to add to your punishment. I want to do business with your, er, agency.” She held up one of Margaret’s cards.
Margaret and I looked at one another, eyebrows at attention.
“I have a little case for you, if you’re interested. Of course, there will be no fee, but if you do this for me, I will remove your names from next week’s detention list.”
“That seems totally fair,” I blurted out.
“Sophie, wait. We haven’t heard what’s involved yet,” replied my more pragmatic friend.
“Indeed. I like you, Miss Wrobel,” said Sister Bernadette, resting her chin on her interlocked fingers, but without even a hint of a smile. “I’m starting to understand how you managed to do whatever it was you did over there in the church. This situation is nothing like that. It’s a matter of a few … unexplained events. I merely want you to seek—no, I demand—an explanation.”
“Ooohh. What kind of unexplained events?” I asked, sliding forward on my chair. My brain ran riot: sinister spies, ghastly ghosts, evil extraterrestrials.
“Calm down, Agent St. Pierre. These are the kinds
of events that can be explained—they simply have not been. Put simply, someone has been cleaning and straightening up around the school—after hours. Things that the janitor is not responsible for. Take the refrigerator in the teachers’ lounge. Please understand that this is not just a refrigerator, but more a biology experiment gone horribly wrong. In my twenty years here at St. Veronica’s, no one has ever cleaned it voluntarily, and if a teacher did, he or she would rightfully expect a medal, and perhaps a hazmat suit.