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Coin Toss

The First Woman to…

Jimsonweed and Jamestown

Hearing Voices

The Witches of Stalingrad

Get Along, Little Dogies

Burned at the Skate

Discovered in Dreams

THE WRITER'S CORNER

MAD Magazine

The Writer's Desk

The Building with the Most Stories

Bookstore Bits

Rhyme & Reason

Kid Lit

The Write Stuff

Reference Book Duos

Poetry to My Ears

Pencil Me In

Paper View

LANDMARKS

The Eiffel Tower

England's Big Ben

The Leaning Tower of Pisa

Lady Liberty

BUSINESS & INVENTION

Labor Relations

Mousetrap

Get to Work!

The Best Policy

FROM THE JOHN

Rearguard

Cowa Dunga!

The Straight Poop

MIXED BAG

Left-Handers

Hodgepodge

Battle of the Sexes

Dream Time

Feats of Clay

77s

Uncle John's Page of Lists

The Great 88

Periscope Up

Mixed Nuts

Unfamiliar Circles

Reflect on This

The Name Is Smith, John Smith

I Do…Do You?

Sweeping Changes

Flagging Interest

Let's Talk About Love

Knock on Wood

Watch Out!

The Blues

The Name's the Game

EN VOGUE

Fashion Sense

Put a Sock in It

It's in Your Jeans

The Joy of Socks

GHOSTS, GHOULS & ODDBALLS

Better Off Dead

Cat Haters

Really Dead, or Just Mostly Dead?

Favorite Haunts

Arrrg…Pirates!

The Undead

SPORTS CENTER

Super Bowl Sunday

Putting Around

Base(ball) Instincts

Gridiron Trivia

The Sporting Life

The Olympic Spirit

The Sailing Solution

History's Richest Sports Star

Where Love Means Nothing

Olympic Facts

Running on Empty

Hoops, I Did It Again

Mayhem on Ice

GOALLL!

ANCIENT HISTORY

A Mark of Extinction

Walk Like an (Ancient) Egyptian

One for the (Ice) Ages

MUSICAL MADNESS

Four Facts About Bagpipes

Music to My Ears

I Hear a Symphony

The Piano Is My Forte

Pipe Up

Annoying Musical Instruments

Don't Play That Again, Sam

Musical Notes

Peace, Love, and Litigation

Musical Matters

PLAYTIME

Balloonatic

Clownin' Around

Games People Play

All About Barbie

The Business of Balls

Toys for Tots

SCIENCE & TECHOLOGY

Lightning Strike

Earthquaaaake!

Just One Word, Son…Plastics!

Clock Wise

Shocking!

Fake Food

Glow with the Flow

Volcanic Activity

Sandstorm

Can You Hear Me Now?

The Mettle of Metal

In Hot Water

The Waves

NOTABLE NUMBERS

The Fastest…

The Average Canadian…

Most Expensive…

The Largest…

The World's Longest… (Animal Style)

The Average…

Uncle John's Page of Lists

The Longest…

The Shortest…

The World's Smallest…

HOW PRESIDENTIAL

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

First Mates

The First U.S. President

AROUND TOWN

Phone Home

Class Notes

The Supply Room

Trash Talk

School Daze

Going Postal

WORDPLAY

There's a Word for It

It's a Living

The Aztecs Said It First

The Incas Said It First

Words and Language

There's a Name for That

Arabic Words

THE HUMAN CONDITION

When I Get Older

Physical Fatness

Creepy Suicide Stats

Up in Smoke

Speak Up!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Who's Your Daddy?

Love to Laugh!

You're Getting Sleepy

Southpaw

Fears to You

BUGS!

Beetlemania

You Dirty Louse!

Crickets Make Chirp Dates

Eat Bugs!

Bloodsuckers

All About Beetles

Firefly Facts

BIRDS & BEES

Let's Talk Turkey

A Flock of Facts

Birds Do It…Bees Do It

Buzzzzzz!

Gobbled Up

GEEK SPEAK

Facebook Follies

Change Your Password!

SEASONS & HOLIDAYS

Up & Autumn!

Christmas Presence

Trick or Treat?

Spring Forward

It Happened on Christmas

He Knows If You've Been Bad or Good

A Really Ice Season

Summertime

ANIMAL KINGDOM

Rhino Facts

Leave It to Beaver

Sticking Their Necks Out

To the Bat Cave!

American Bison Get Buffaloed

Whale Tales

Animals That Changed History

One Hump or Two?

Lions…

…and Tigers…

…and Bears…Oh My!

Fish Facts

A Slooow List

What a Boar

Animal Zzzzzs

Octopus Danger!

What's My Lion?

River Horses

THE FINAL FRONTIER

Mooning the World

Nine Facts About Eight Planets

Our Biggest Star

Lost in Space

A Space Odyssey

Unsung Space Travelers

First in Space!

The International Space Station

INDEX

Greetings, Fellow Fact-hounds!

W
elcome one and all to our third big book of short facts. If I do say so myself, it's our best collection yet.

When it comes to bite-sized bits of information, we at the BRI hold ourselves to a very high standard. A fact can't just be factual—it has to be so interesting and surprising that you feel compelled to share it with others. (Or if you're me, attack them with it.) For example:

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Female fruit flies lay eggs in rotting fruit…as many as 500 eggs a day for up to 10 days.

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The number of grains of sand on all of the world's beaches is about 7.5 quintillion.

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The first person to add sugar to gum was a dentist: William Finley Semple, in 1869.

See what I mean? You'll find thousands of fascinating facts like that about all kinds of things, from fitness and fatness to fish, flags, First Ladies, and food phobias—even subjects that don't start with F. We've got you covered from aardvarks to zombies…and everything in between.

But before you attack these pages, I'd like to throw a huge shout-out to the freaky folks who made this masterpiece possible: Jack, Lidija, Sara, Madaline, and Karin. Each and every one of you rocks! And that's a fact. So without further ado…charge!

And as always…

Go with the flow!

—Uncle John and the BRI Staff

The Fastest…

…street-legal, mass-produced car:
The 2011 Bugatti Veyron, made by Volkswagen, can go 267 mph. (It's also the most expensive, selling for $1.7 million.)

…“furniture”:
In 2007 a motorized sofa drove at 92 mph, setting a world record.

…known insect:
The Australian dragonfly, which (depending on what expert you believe) can reach a top speed of 35–60 mph.

…bird:
Eider ducks can fly at 47 mph.

…land animal:
Cheetahs, 71 mph.

…reptile:
Sea turtles can swim as fast as 35 mph.

…checkmate:
The “Fool's Mate” in chess takes just two moves. It gets its name from the fact that the first player must play very badly (or foolishly) on his first two moves for the second player to achieve the checkmate.

…winds ever measured:
318 mph during a 1999 Oklahoma tornado.

…elevator:
It was installed in China's 2,000-foot-tall Shanghai Tower in 2014. It climbs at about 59 feet per second, or 40 mph.

…roller coaster:
Formula Rossa at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi (149 mph).

Hot Dog!

Between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Americans consume seven billion hot dogs.

The most popular condiment is mustard. Then come onions, chili, ketchup, relish, and sauerkraut.

Nathan Handwerker opened Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs (which remains a Coney Island institution) in 1916. To counteract the stories of unhealthy ingredients in hot dogs, Handwerker hired men to wear surgeons' smocks and eat lunch in his restaurants.

The largest seller of hot dogs is 7-Eleven, with 100 million served annually.

If you ask for a “hot dog” in New Zealand, you'll get it battered on a stick like a corn dog. To get one on a bun, you have to ask for an “American hot dog.”

A “Chicago-style” hot dog never includes ketchup.

Hot dogs cause about 17 percent of all food asphyxiation deaths in children under 10.

According to Guinness, the most expensive hot dogs ever were ¾-pound, 18-inch dogs sold for charity in 2012 at a Sacramento, California, restaurant. Topped with an impressive array of fancy condiments—moose milk cheese, maple-syrup bacon, organic baby greens, whole-grain mustard, and cranberries—the dogs cost $145.49 each, with proceeds donated to a children's hospital.

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