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Did You Know?

The Amish have their own way of phrasing common proverbs. See if you recognize these:

•
Such as the tree is, such is the fruit.

•
Bend the tree while it is young; when it is old it is too late.

•
Don't count your eggs before they are laid.

PA on TV

Can
CSI: Altoona
be far behind?

E
verything from Saturday morning cartoons to reality shows have included Pennsylvania in their settings, but most took a “blink and you miss it” approach: Bill Cosby's animated
Fat Albert
took place on the streets of Philadelphia, and the sitcom
Boy Meets World
was set in an unnamed Philadelphia suburb. The characters on Showtime's
Queer as Folk
called Pittsburgh home, and residents of MTV's reality series
The Real World
lived in Philadelphia for the 2004 season. But none of those shows really highlighted their Pennsylvania digs. There are two others, however, that stand out for making Pennsyl vania part of the show.

The Office

“There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop,” said Michael Scott (portrayed by Steve Carell) in an episode of
The Office
. And it's thanks to this show that Scranton has become one of America's premier tourist destinations. (
More about Scranton on
page 218
.) The American version of
The Office
began in 2005 as a knockoff of a British series of the same name, and it became one of the highest-rated comedies on television.

Scranton Sites

•
Dunder Mifflin, the paper company where the characters work, is fictional, but most of the show's local haunts are based on real places in Scranton. In fact,
Office
writers
frequently thumb through the Scranton phone book when they need to set a scene outside of the office.

•
In one episode, Michael Scott takes his female employees to Victoria's Secret in the Steamtown Mall. Today, that mall sports the show's “Scranton Welcomes You” sign (shown in the opening credits) in its food court.

•
The Scrantones (a local band that claims it was voted the “best bar band in Lackawanna County three years running”) performs the show's theme song.

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Fred McFeely Rogers (aka, Mister Rogers) was born in Latrobe in 1928. Forty years later, he was the host of one of the most popular children's programs in history:
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
. The show began in 1968 in Pittsburgh and was first broadcast locally; in 1970, PBS picked it up for national distribution. Even as
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
was beamed into homes all over the United States, it continued to be filmed at WQED studios in Pittsburgh and stayed there for its entire 33-year run. (Reruns still air today.)

Neighborhood Nuggets

•
One of the show's best-known segments is “The Land of Make Believe,” which was populated with puppets and could be accessed only by a magical trolley. The trolley was based on one in Pittsburgh that Rogers had loved riding while he was growing up.

•
Pittsburgh's industrialism is reflected on the show: Mister Rogers often visited local factories for his “How People Make Things” segment.

•
The Pittsburgh Children's Museum hosts a permanent exhibit
modeled after the show, complete with a replica of Mister Rogers' house and a life-size, working trolley. In June 2007, the museum also included an exhibit based on the show's “How People Make Things” segment.

•
The Idlewild theme park in Ligonier (Pennsylvania's oldest amusement park) features a Mister Rogers attraction: kids can ride the trolley, meet delivery man Mr. McFeely, and cavort with the characters from the Land of Make Believe.

 

 

Did You Know?

The Horseshoe Curve, a famous curved section of track owned by the Pennsylvania Railroad (and now a tourist attraction and National Historic Landmark), was once targeted by the Nazis. “The Curve,” a section of track that makes a 220-degree U-turn, was used by trains traveling east over the Allegheny Ridge toward Pittsburgh. Because it was the industrial link to the western United States, Horseshoe Curve was one of the intended targets of Nazi saboteurs during World War II. In 1942, eight men infiltrated the United States, but they were never able to gain access to the Curve or destroy it. All eight were eventually caught: two got life sentences because they cooperated with the U.S. government, and the other six were executed.

Pennsylvania-isms, Part II

As any Keystone State local knows, there's a difference between what Pennsylvanians say. . . and what they mean
.

How Others Say It:
You (plural)

How They Say It in Western PA:
Yins, you'uns, youns, or yunzez

How They Say It in Eastern PA:
Youse, yuz, or youze

Example:
“I got a new plasma. Youns coming over to watch the Steel Curtain?”

How Others Say It:
Rubber band

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Gumband

Example:
“That bag's leaking wooder! Put a gumband on it!”

How Others Say It:
Bedroom slippers

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Poochies or beddies

Example:
“Don't forget to take off your beddies before you go out for groceries.”

How Others Say It:
Bologna sandwich

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Jumbo

Example:
“Bring some jumbos wit you dounnashore.”

How Others Say It:
A nosy person

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Nebby or neb-nose

Example:
“Her mom's such a nebby, always snooping into your business.”

How Others Say It:
Diagonally across the street

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Cattywumpus

Example:
“The nebby who lives cattywumpus is always watching me out her winda.”

How Others Say It:
Ground squirrel or chipmunk

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Grinnie

Example:
“That grinnie's running off wit my hoagie!”

How Others Say It:
Have you got any?

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Gotnee?

Example:
“Gotnee pop for watching da Pens?”

How Others Say It:
Is it going to rain?

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Make down? or Make wet?

Example:
“Looks like it's gonna make wet.”

How Others Say It:
Umbrella

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
Bumbershoot

Example:
“Well, if it's gonna make wet, I better bring my bumbershoot.”

How Others Say It:
“Did you eat yet?” “No, did you?” “Not yet.”

How Pennsylvanians Say It:
“Jeetchet?” “Nojoo?” “Notchet.”

For more Pennsylvania-isms, turn to
page 17
.

The City of Brotherly Love

Some stats and little-known facts about Pennsylvania's largest city
.

Town:
Philadelphia

Location:
Philadelphia County

Founding:
1682

Population (2008):
1,448,394

Size:
135 square miles

County seat?
Yes

What's in a name?

William Penn named Philadelphia himself. It comes from two Greek words:
philos
, meaning “love,” and
adelphos
, or “brother”—the City of Brotherly Love.

Claims to Fame:

•
Philadelphia County includes just the city of Philadelphia.

•
Article I, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution gives the country the right to “coin money,” so in 1792, the newly independent United States of America created the country's first mint in Philadelphia. Its first production: 11,178 copper coins that went into circulation the next year.

•
The city's Fairmount Park began as a private garden, but in 1843, Philadelphia's City Council bought the space, which was located on a hill above the Schuylkill River. Over the years, the
park grew to be the largest landscaped park in the United States. Today, it's an entire complex that includes 63 individual parks and more than 9,000 acres.

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Philadelphia's abolitionist movement began in 1833 when some of the city's most prominent activists organized the Philadelphia Anti-Slavery Society. During its 37-year history, the group worked to end racial and gender discrimination and was one of the first to allow women and minorities to join—ultimately, 42 women became members, nine of them black. The Anti-Slavery Society raised money for abolition, funded integrated schools, and helped escaped slaves to flee the South. The group disbanded in 1870, considering its objective—ending slavery in the United States—“accomplished” after the Confederacy surrendered in 1865.

•
Philadelphia is made up of about 12 different neighborhoods. (We say “about” because locals disagree on where exactly the boundaries are.) Some of the best known are South Philly (of
Rocky
and cheesesteak fame), the City Center (where most people visit and work), Chestnut Hill (filled with many historic homes and buildings), and West Philadelphia (home to Drexel University, UPenn, and other colleges).

 

 

Did You Know?

Philadelphia boasts about 2,000 wall murals—more than any other city in the United States.

From Paterno's Playbook

Some wise words from Penn State's most renowned football coach, Joe Paterno
.

“The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.”

“Publicity is like poison; it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it.”

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