Authors: Shana Figueroa
A Valentine Shepherd Novel
Shana Figueroa
New York  Boston
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To my best friend Kendall, who spit-balled crazy “What If?” scenarios with me that led to the genesis of this story, as well as the “hot dog truck/taco stand” line I'm very proud of.
V
alentine Shepherd slid her fingers down her fiancé's bare chest, over his hard nipples and across the soft slopes of his abs. Robby had never been a hard bodyâthe only exercise he got came from yard work or running from their neighbor's rottweiler when it escaped from the backyardâbut he was naked and all hers. A fuckable man of integrity. He cupped her ass in his hands as she straddled him, face in a cockeyed grin, eyes hungry like they hadn't done this hundreds of times.
“What was his name again?” Val asked. She rocked on top of him, rubbing herself against his hardness.
“Chet,” Robby said. “He didn'tâ” His breath caught when Val sat back and he slid into her. “He didn't give his last name.”
Val rolled her hips against his, gliding him in and out. “What else?”
“He wants to meet at Union Station tomorrow.” Robby moved his hands up her back. “Says he's got information that proves Max Carressa didn't murder his father.” His back arched up and down in time with her cadence. “He didn't say anything about money. Makes me nervous about what he really wants.”
She leaned down and kissed him, letting her tongue linger against his lips, then cross the night's stubble to flick his ear. “Don't be nervous, baby. I'll protect you.”
He laughed at their little jokeâhe was the “fragile” defense lawyer with a big brain, while she was the “tough” ex-military private investigator with a big gun. She sat up again and flipped her strawberry red hair over her shoulders, then laced her fingers behind her head as she rode him.
He grabbed a breast in each hand, rolled her nipples between his fingertips. “But I don't want to meet at Union Station. It'sâ¦too publicâ¦Not safe⦔ He struggled with his words as his breath turned quick and rough.
Val's mouth watered. She was close. This moment was the best, right before. If only she could pull herself from the brink and savor the feeling. But biological imperative thrust her forward, a runaway train controlled by her reptilian brain. Her hips quickened.
“I want to meet Chet today instead.” Robby gripped her breasts tight, the flesh bulging between his fingers. “I need to know where he'll beâ¦thisâ¦evening. Come on, baby, tell me what you seeâ” A guttural moan forced its way out of his chest. His whole body tensed as he came. He pushed himself deep into her. White-hot lightning raced up Val's spine as she came with him. Her eyes closed and her mind slipped into the futureâ
I'm on a street with light traffic. Rain falls from a patchwork of scattered clouds. I see Puget Sound behind me, roiling as choppy waves mar its surface. The red October sun sets behind dirty brick buildings tattooed with graffiti of crooked words I don't understand. A man in a blue hooded sweatshirt pulls a pair of bolt cutters from his backpack, snaps the lock off a bike chained to a rack, and rides away with it. A moment later a young, thin Hispanic man wearing a slicker and lots of lip gloss bounces out the door, discovers his bike has been stolen. He stomps his foot, swings his helmet in the air, and swears. He sighs and begins to walk down the street in the rain. He walks a few blocks, turns left. Walks more. He stops between two buildings. Painted on one of the walls is a naked female torso with a clown head grafted on top and misshapen words spilling out of its mouth. The man leans down to remove a rock from his shoe. Traffic parts. Pedestrians disappear. For a moment the man is alone. Robby runs across the street and approaches him.
“Chet? I'm Robby Price. You called me.”
Chet looks around, sees they're alone. “What theâ¦How did you find me?”
Robby cocks his head between the buildings. “Let's talk over here.” They disappear into the alley.
The scene faded from Val's vision like cigarette smoke drifting up and away. She looked down and saw Robby lying still beneath her, eyes closed, enjoying the afterglow. How nice it must feel, like licking cheesecake off a fork and rolling it around in your mouth after a rich meal. She felt only the sensation of having eaten without remembering the taste.
She caressed his cheek. He opened his eyes and looked up at her. “So? Anything?”
“You'll have a chance to intercept Chet this evening,” Val told him. “He'll be somewhere in downtown Seattle. A guy will steal his bike so he'll be forced to walk. Then he'll stop to get a rock out of his shoe, and no one will be around. That'll be your opening to approach him unnoticed.”
He smiled, grabbed her hands, and kissed them. “You're the best, babe.” He looked at the clock and cringed. “Aw, shit, my dad will kill me if I'm late to work again.”
She slid off him, and he hopped up and ran to the bathroom. Morning sun poured into their bedroom through bay windows that faced a patch of evergreen Pacific Northwest forest. Val back-flopped onto the bed and let the sun warm her bare skin. She heard the tinkle of water from the sink, then the scratch of Robby's toothbrush.
“What did he look like?” Robby asked between brushes.
Propping her knees up and crossing one leg on top of the other, Val bounced her foot in the air. “He looked Latino, effeminate. He's either gay, or he ate a stick of lip gloss.” Her finger traced idle circles around her nipple, a hard outcrop atop a mountain of softness. “Could he be Max Carressa's lover? Like maybe Chet knows Max is innocent because Max was with him on the night of the murder?”
She heard Robby chuckle, then the tap of his toothbrush against the sink rim followed by the clink of it dropping back into its holder. “Could be,” he said. Shaving gel sprayed, then a razor wisped. “Max is a pretty odd guy. He's got this rich playboy I-don't-give-a-fuck thing going on, but I get these weird vibes from him like he's got major skeletons in the closet.”
“I thought all rich people had skeletons in their closets.” She propped an arm behind her head. “Do you think he killed his father?”
“As one of his lawyers, I think he's completely innocent. As a normal person, I have no idea. Like I said, weird vibes. He's definitely not too torn up about it. But rich people hating their parents is pretty common, too, right?”
Val heard running water, then face splashing.
“What street in Seattle did you see Chet on?” he asked.
“I don't know,” she said with a frown. “I didn't see a street sign in my vision. But I know that the building where he stops has a creepy naked clown painted on the side. I can figure it out from there.”
Robby turned on the shower and poked his head out of the bathroom. “Won't that be like looking for a needle in a haystack?”
She rolled her eyes at him. “It's a private investigator's job to find hard-to-find things. I'll track down the clown and drive you there this evening, don't worry.”
He smiled and disappeared behind the door.
Sighing, Val stretched out on the bed. She listened to the water plink against the shower walls and let her fingers trace a lazy path down the valley between her breasts and across her flat stomach. Since she'd never experienced a real orgasm, she was never fully satisfied after sexâlike eating and never feeling full. The side effect was a sexual appetite and stamina that outpaced most other women. Robby loved it, but he had a job to go to unfortunately. Her hand drifted between her legs, still ripe and wet with him. She slipped a finger inside herselfâher magic vagina, or curious oddity, or mistake of nature, whatever it was. Her belly warmed as she rubbed the sensitive sides, the nub of flesh in the center. She moaned as she stroked deeper down and imagined what it would be like to feel this times a thousand, or whatever an orgasm was supposed to be like. All she'd ever experienced was the sweet edge of climax, the desperate contractions before and after her mind slipped into a jumbled, banal, or horrific vision of the future.
Val felt her hips move in time with her strokes as if possessed by their own will, heat rising in her cheeks. So badly she wanted to feel what other people feltâthe toe-curling ecstasy, the consumption of her body by another, the
connection
. She forced herself to stop. Having an orgasm while her mind wandered often resulted in visions of fire and death. She wasn't horny enough to risk it.
Instead, she rolled to the side of the bed and pulled a pencil and notebook out of her nightstand drawer, then flipped to an empty page and started drawing the clown she'd seen in her vision. The notebook was filled with similar pencil illustrations of random objects or scenes: a willow tree in front of a decrepit barn, half a billboard sign, a pair of leopard-print stilettos. Sometimes, though rarely, a crude face. She wasn't great at sketching faces, avoiding the practice required to get good at it. Since she usually saw them in the throes of their deaths, she preferred to forget them. Not every vision she had of the future came true, but most did. Why her mindâor vaginaâinsisted on showing her people's often-gruesome demises was a mystery to her. It'd just always been that way, since her first sexual experience in junior high school, fumbling around with her best friend Stacey.
Val traced the naked clown, its head thrown back and mouth agape in a silent cackle. A word spilled forth from its throat and lodged in its maw. She tried to recall what the word said, but her mind's eye couldn't decipher the crooked letters that had been sprayed on the brick, cocked at strange angles in a style she couldn't quite read. It was something like “Diehards” or “Demons.”
Robby emerged from the bathroom and put on a suit and tie. “So you'll pick me up at six?” he said as he shoved his wallet and keys into his pocket.
“Yep.” She tapped her drawing. “Be prepared to meet Mrs. Chuckles.”
He kissed her. “Love ya, babe,” he said, then hustled out the door.
She had until the evening to figure out where the creepy nude clown was hiding. Val smiledâshe loved a good puzzle.
*Â Â *Â Â *
Val heard her front door open and close as she scrolled through a lineup of clown images summoned by her computer's search engine. A moment later Stacey strolled into the spare room that served as the Valentine Investigations headquarters while clutching two cups of coffee.
“Morning, fellow hot bitch,” Stacey said. She placed a venti latte next to Val's keyboard, then sat down and kicked her legs up on the leather sofa across from her friend, her tie-dyed skirt draping off the side of the couch. She sipped from her own giant cup. “The mom from the Brewer case called again this morning. She's got more ideas about who it could be that's stalking her daughter. She wants you to look into some guy from her daughter's science club.”
“No need,” Val said. She pulled a manila envelope off the top of a stack of papers on her desk and handed it to Stacey without taking her eyes off the computer screen. Nothing the Internet offered up looked like the clown in her vision.
Stacey opened the envelope and thumbed through a dozen photographs of a little boy hiding behind various objects as he ogled a teenaged girl in the background. “Who's this?”
“Connor Gleason, the Brewers' twelve-year-old neighbor. He's the one that's been leaving gifts and pictures and uploading creep-shot videos of her online. He's their daughter's stalker.”
Thank goodness it had only been a misguided little kid obsessing over the poor girl, and not some violent psychopath. A nice break to a case that could've been much worse. Also a nice respite from the string of rapes and revenge porn jobs she was usually hired for, to help desperate clients get justice after the police proved useless. Something about the name “Valentine Investigations” attracted a large contingent of sex crime victims throughout the greater Seattle area, which was ironic on so many levels.
“Aw, the world's littlest stalker,” Stacey said. “Maybe they'll issue him the world's littlest restraining order.”
Val shrugged. “It's up to the Brewers if they want to press charges or just have a really awkward talk with Connor's parents. In any case, they still owe us our full fee. Don't let them talk you down.”
Stacey saluted. “They will be charged the full fee, Sergeant.”
Val cocked an eyebrow at the reference to her old military title.
Stacey slapped the envelope and pictures back onto the desk. “Thank God you turned me off boys. You don't see little girls pulling this shit.”
Val rolled her eyes. Stacey liked to rag Val about turning her into a hippie lipstick lesbian, on account of being each other's first. Two awkward junior high girls, afraid of boys but comfortable with each other, curious to know what sex was all about, wanting to be prepared. After Val had a vision of her uncle's wide-eyed corpse draped over a smashed steering wheel instead of the spike of ecstasy she'd heard so much about, Stacey quickly confirmed that visions of dead people at sexual climax weren't normal. When Val's uncle died in a car accident three days later, she realized that whatever had happened to her during her very first orgasm went beyond abnormal. Stacey, of course, volunteered to help Val explore whatever this newfound ability was. Through her best friend's soft kisses and gentle caressesâand some impressive tongue workâVal pieced together the ground rules of her ability: the strength of the visions was directly proportional to the strength of her arousal; they were stronger when she had sex with another person rather than alone; she could sometimes control the subject of her vision if she concentrated at climaxâotherwise, she saw random stuff, mostly death and destruction. Not all of it came to pass, but the vast majority of it did.
The revelations weren't totally about Val's odd ability, though. When all was said and done, Val realized she preferred men while Stacey preferred women. By high school the two had transitioned back to friends, and eventually business partners in Val's PI agency after she'd separated from the Army.
Stacey sat up from the sofa and craned her neck toward Val's computer screen. “What're you looking at?”